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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Anonymous
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No.57170
57172
>>57166
[smooshed Paladin noises]
"uch... Tracy... You're too heavy"

>>57167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEVllmeWH4
Anonymous
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No.57171
>>57167
http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/south-park/videos/lines-lines-lines
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57172
57173
>>57170
"Just to keep you safe, dear. There's a lot of diversity lurking around here" Tracy says with not a even trace of sincerity
She likes sitting on him. A lot.
+3JjH
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No.57173
57174
[1d20+3 = 8]
>>57172
Tries to lift horse ass
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57174
57175
>>57173
She's a big mare.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57175
57176
>>57174
"For you..." Trumpaladin says as he pushes up the rump... then it falls back down on him
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57176
57178
>>57175
[amused whinnying]
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57177
57178 57181
>>57152
Infernius, I swear, you'd better catch that dog.
+3JjH
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No.57178
57179
[1d20+20 = 36]
>>57176
He decides to attack her where she's vulnerable

Grab 'er by the pussy

>>57177
"They tryin' hard to catch that herd but they ain't caught 'em yet!"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57179
57180
>>57178
*Squirts all over him*
"F-Flashy? So sudden..! I like it sudden..."
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57180
57182
>>57179
"Gah!" Is covered in Tracy juice
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57181
57184
>>57168
Most impressive
>>57177
No spoilers

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57182
57183
>>57180
[unintelligible girlish laughter]
+3JjH
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No.57183
57186
[1d20+20 = 39]
>>57182
"Bad Horsey!" Attacks again
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57184
57185 57188
Secret-of-My-Excess_7322.jpg
>>57181
I won't spoil anything.
I just want it. I want it so hard.
+3JjH
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No.57185
57186
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>57184
Gives it to her. Hard
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57186
57187
>>57183
*Soaks him*
"Awww.. am I a bad mare Flashy?"
>>57185
*Soaking intensifies*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57187
57189
>>57186
"Yes. Bad horsey"
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57188
57196
>>57184
I figured that's cool enough to satisfy a 20, but I'm gonna make him work for it ^_^

Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57189
57190
>>57187
"Awwwwww...."
*Lays down in mock-sadness*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57190
57191
>>57189
*repositions self*
"There there, it's okay horsey"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57191
57192
>>57190
"I'm a naughty mare, Flashy...
But you love me anyway, right?"
Anonymous
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No.57192
57193
>>57191
"Maybe..."

*sits up sort of with horse butt in lap, and penetrates horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57193
57194
>>57192
"I love you, Flashy, regardless of what you want to be..."
*Allows him*
Anonymous
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No.57194
57195
>>57193
"Are you sure of that, pony?"

*loves horsey physically*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57195
57198
>>57194
"I'm sure.."
*Lays head on the grass*
x5CjY
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No.57196
57197 57198
[1d20 = 1]
>>57188
Rolling to develop Pokeballs.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57197
>>57196
Well shit...
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57198
57199
>>57195
*Lays head in horse fur*
"Then why did you get so upset over that whole Trollestia thing?"

>>57196
Does this mean Trumpaladin can carry Tracy around in a pokeball?
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57199
57201 57204
>>57198
"It's BECAUSE I love you that I got upset..."
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57200
57201 57202
TR-TR.jpg

Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57201
>>57199
"D'aww"
*does >>57200*

>>57200
Kek

Anonymous
M7ThM
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No.57202
57203
>>57200
Nice...
But what is with the political alignment grid in the background though?
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57203
>>57202
TRUMP GOOD
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57204
57205
>>57199
"Well let me you feel my love"
*lets her feel it*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57205
57206 57207
>>57204
*Feels it*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57206
>>57205
*pets horse behind ears*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57207
57213
>>57205
"Why you run away from me so much though?"
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57208
*loves on horsey*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57209
*loves all inside horsey*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57212
>>57154
*horse-butt blocks out the world*
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57213
>>57207
There was no cake at the party.
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57214
57215 57242
Tracy can wear barding, right?
Anonymous
x5CjY
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No.57215
57216 57242
>>57214
And I never got the confirmation: do ponies count as humanoids, monstrous humanoids, or magical beasts?
Anonymous
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No.57216
57217
>>57215
I think GM was leaning toward humanoid.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.57217
57218
>>57216
They don't really look humanoid though.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57218
57219
>>57217
Right? I don’t know the official distinction between the types, but I would guess magical beast based on its name.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57219
57220
>>57218
Magical beast makes more sense.
The typing also makes up for not having proper hands.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57220
57221
>>57219
Just looked it up on the D&D wiki:

Magical beasts are similar to animals but can have Intelligence scores higher than 2. Magical beasts usually have supernatural or extraordinary abilities, but sometimes are merely bizarre in appearance or habits.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57221
57222 57223
>>57220
Magical beasts are also more dangerous in battle than animals by default: their base attack bonus is always equal to their total hit dice + class level (if any), while an animal's is only 3/4 that.
Another difference is that animals are always neutral: because they're neutral, they're also considered to be less dangerous, because they'll just run without any strong motivation to fight. I noticed that most creatures that have neutral alignment generally have lower CRs than you'd expect for their hit dice and abilities (although they usually have a higher level adjustment), which is probably why no animal is ranked above 10 CR, regardless of its hit dice.
Only magical beasts have Supernatural abilities, but most animals have extraordinary abilities or special attacks.