Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57425Don't get pissy just because I disagree with your trying to fundamentally alter the game. Not everyone has to like it
>>57429You complain about almost anything anyone tries to do on their own volition.
Hey GM, what level spell would a swarm of frogs be?
>>57432Summon swarm (virmin, spider, bats) is a 2nd level spell, so 2-3 I think?
>>57433Sure
Uhm,... please stop bickering
>>57431>>57429Stop talking shit when anyone tries to do any thing, Kikes censor anyone who disagree with them m8.
>>57434If I make it LVL 6 can the frogs have limited attack + fumble?
Each and every single one of you are acting like autistic children. Stop fighting for a Goddamn second and work things out as men. You either reason with each other or go get drunk while crying yourself to sleep.
Infernius, you need to stop rolling to make or invent stuff unless you are in a science specific area to do so. And the man is not a kike, stop pretending everyone that doesn’t believe like you do is the jew.
Trump, stop reee-in like a 12 year old that didn’t get the Xbox 1 for his birthday. Ask politely to have him change the way he is playing and suggest an alternate way of achieving what he wants.
Tracy, stop making things escalate.
GM, learn to punish those that start wasting your time. You try and make an enjoyable game for us and here they are fighting and stalling everything.
>>57436I'll consider it, but not on the fly
[1d20 = 12]
*looks for something to kill*
So, from where everyone left off, does anyone have any actions to declare, intentions to assert, etc?
>>57443Snek is not allowed to eat non-evil gnomes, and Torc is looking for a help desk
Also trips for Death [1d20 = 7]>>57443I don't want to wait in line, but I do want to retrieve Tracy's legendary knife collection.
I might just phase through the walls, because she technically already lawfully registered.
>>57444There's no help desk, but there is a large desk with a sign that says "Information" on it. Seated at the table are 4 gnomes, arguing quite agitatedly and rapidly
>>57443Stix was looking around for signs of Trollestia.
>>57448That'll do
"Hellotherefinesirs.Iwishtoinquireifthereisanyoneinthisfinetownthatknewaboutairships."
>>57443Trumpaladin approaches someone in line
"how would you like to seek fame, fortune, and glory in the greatest arena of all - the Football Stadium, playing the game of the gods!"
>>57452I would ask "why the hell would he carry around bacon?"
Then I remembered that Jews can't eat pork, and that would fully explain why he carries it around and offers it to strange people and creatures at random
>>57453Tracy picks up Brad by the scruff and circles around the exterior of the dome while ethereal.
"I don't feel like waiting this time."
>>57451The gnomes (a race not known for quiet) all quiet at Torcuil's appearance and presence.
"Whatthefuckisthisguyabout?" says one.
"Idon'tfuckingknow,hecameoutofnowhere,"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"Hespeaksdecentgnomishthough,yougottagivehimcreditforthat.Unlikemosthumans... who... talk... so... damn... slow... liketimemeansnothingtothemeventhoughthey'rethemostshort-livedofallthesentientraces,"
"Airships?" says one finally.
>>57454That's exactly what I was thinking.
If he offers it bacon, the dog will come.
If it doesn't come, it must be jewish/muslim, because no dog would refuse bacon unless something were horribly wrong with it.
>>57455I stand corrected..."Why do you want to go in?"
>>57453Blank stare, eyeroll, turns away
>>57458"My knives are in there: the collection of every stolen blade that I accumulated over the course of seven seasons. I want them back, and I won't wait even another minute."
Tracy tries to walk through the wall.
>>57456"Yesairships.Someonerecentlyattackedmy...
homewithanairship,soinretaliationIstoleit.Ibelieveittobeofgnomishcontsruction."
>>57461Tracy walks straight into the wall
>>57462"Youhavegnomishgoodsthatyoudidn'tcontractfor?"
"Thisiscatastrophic!"
"YOUSHOULDBEHANGED,"
"Nownow,wedon'tknowthesituation.Canyoudescribethevesselinquestion?"
>>57465"Hanged?Iwasbeingattacked!
Anyway,theshipis-"
Torc gives a description of the ship as fast as he can
>>57464Stone, by all appearances
>>57467"Alikelystory,"
"Revisionisthistorian,"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"Whatdoyoumeanattacked?"
>>57454>>57452*holds bacon above the dog so it would have to stand up to get it.*
"Good dog, you lost boy?"
>>57468"BroadsidesuponthertowerIlivein."
>>57464>>57468Tracy pulls out her glaive blade and attempts to cut a circular hole through the wall.
She does this after circling around the far side of the building, to avoid guards.
>>57471I feel like I should've waited in line and complained to the security guards about Tracy's lost property first, but I really don't want to...
Brad, convince Tracy
and me to be more reasonable.
>>57472No metafag! Just let the game play out and have some fun with the results. It will work out better that way.
>>57472"Little Pony, be patient. If you want to get in pull a bluff that you're a VIP from the Court City, or disguise yourself as a Guard, or maybe pretend to be an inspector or who knows what, or just do a hide check using other people as cover, or sneak in when there's a distraction.... or just wait in line"
>>57468Trumpaladin goes up to another person in line.
"Hello, how long have you been waiting?"
>>57476"I kind of want to figure out what's going on here. Something isn't right about this place at all"