Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>57424
kek
kek
>>57425
Don't get pissy just because I disagree with your trying to fundamentally alter the game. Not everyone has to like it
Don't get pissy just because I disagree with your trying to fundamentally alter the game. Not everyone has to like it
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Each and every single one of you are acting like autistic children. Stop fighting for a Goddamn second and work things out as men. You either reason with each other or go get drunk while crying yourself to sleep.
Infernius, you need to stop rolling to make or invent stuff unless you are in a science specific area to do so. And the man is not a kike, stop pretending everyone that doesn’t believe like you do is the jew.
Trump, stop reee-in like a 12 year old that didn’t get the Xbox 1 for his birthday. Ask politely to have him change the way he is playing and suggest an alternate way of achieving what he wants.
Tracy, stop making things escalate.
GM, learn to punish those that start wasting your time. You try and make an enjoyable game for us and here they are fighting and stalling everything.
Infernius, you need to stop rolling to make or invent stuff unless you are in a science specific area to do so. And the man is not a kike, stop pretending everyone that doesn’t believe like you do is the jew.
Trump, stop reee-in like a 12 year old that didn’t get the Xbox 1 for his birthday. Ask politely to have him change the way he is playing and suggest an alternate way of achieving what he wants.
Tracy, stop making things escalate.
GM, learn to punish those that start wasting your time. You try and make an enjoyable game for us and here they are fighting and stalling everything.
[1d20 = 12]
*looks for something to kill*
*looks for something to kill*
So, from where everyone left off, does anyone have any actions to declare, intentions to assert, etc?
>>57443
Snek is not allowed to eat non-evil gnomes, and Torc is looking for a help desk
Also trips for Death
Snek is not allowed to eat non-evil gnomes, and Torc is looking for a help desk
Also trips for Death
[1d20 = 7]
>>57443
I don't want to wait in line, but I do want to retrieve Tracy's legendary knife collection.
I might just phase through the walls, because she technically already lawfully registered.
>>57443
I don't want to wait in line, but I do want to retrieve Tracy's legendary knife collection.
I might just phase through the walls, because she technically already lawfully registered.
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>>57444
There's no help desk, but there is a large desk with a sign that says "Information" on it. Seated at the table are 4 gnomes, arguing quite agitatedly and rapidly
There's no help desk, but there is a large desk with a sign that says "Information" on it. Seated at the table are 4 gnomes, arguing quite agitatedly and rapidly
>>57448
That'll do
"Hellotherefinesirs.Iwishtoinquireifthereisanyoneinthisfinetownthatknewaboutairships."
That'll do
"Hellotherefinesirs.Iwishtoinquireifthereisanyoneinthisfinetownthatknewaboutairships."
>>57443
Trumpaladin approaches someone in line
"how would you like to seek fame, fortune, and glory in the greatest arena of all - the Football Stadium, playing the game of the gods!"
Trumpaladin approaches someone in line
"how would you like to seek fame, fortune, and glory in the greatest arena of all - the Football Stadium, playing the game of the gods!"
>>57452
I would ask "why the hell would he carry around bacon?"
Then I remembered that Jews can't eat pork, and that would fully explain why he carries it around and offers it to strange people and creatures at random
I would ask "why the hell would he carry around bacon?"
Then I remembered that Jews can't eat pork, and that would fully explain why he carries it around and offers it to strange people and creatures at random
>>57453
Tracy picks up Brad by the scruff and circles around the exterior of the dome while ethereal.
"I don't feel like waiting this time."
Tracy picks up Brad by the scruff and circles around the exterior of the dome while ethereal.
"I don't feel like waiting this time."
>>57451
The gnomes (a race not known for quiet) all quiet at Torcuil's appearance and presence.
"Whatthefuckisthisguyabout?" says one.
"Idon'tfuckingknow,hecameoutofnowhere,"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"Hespeaksdecentgnomishthough,yougottagivehimcreditforthat.Unlikemosthumans... who... talk... so... damn... slow... liketimemeansnothingtothemeventhoughthey'rethemostshort-livedofallthesentientraces,"
"Airships?" says one finally.
The gnomes (a race not known for quiet) all quiet at Torcuil's appearance and presence.
"Whatthefuckisthisguyabout?" says one.
"Idon'tfuckingknow,hecameoutofnowhere,"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"Hespeaksdecentgnomishthough,yougottagivehimcreditforthat.Unlikemosthumans... who... talk... so... damn... slow... liketimemeansnothingtothemeventhoughthey'rethemostshort-livedofallthesentientraces,"
"Airships?" says one finally.
>>57454
That's exactly what I was thinking.
If he offers it bacon, the dog will come.
If it doesn't come, it must be jewish/muslim, because no dog would refuse bacon unless something were horribly wrong with it.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
If he offers it bacon, the dog will come.
If it doesn't come, it must be jewish/muslim, because no dog would refuse bacon unless something were horribly wrong with it.
>>57458
"My knives are in there: the collection of every stolen blade that I accumulated over the course of seven seasons. I want them back, and I won't wait even another minute."
Tracy tries to walk through the wall.
"My knives are in there: the collection of every stolen blade that I accumulated over the course of seven seasons. I want them back, and I won't wait even another minute."
Tracy tries to walk through the wall.
>>57456
"Yesairships.Someonerecentlyattackedmy... homewithanairship,soinretaliationIstoleit.Ibelieveittobeofgnomishcontsruction."
"Yesairships.Someonerecentlyattackedmy... homewithanairship,soinretaliationIstoleit.Ibelieveittobeofgnomishcontsruction."
>>57462
"Youhavegnomishgoodsthatyoudidn'tcontractfor?"
"Thisiscatastrophic!"
"YOUSHOULDBEHANGED,"
"Nownow,wedon'tknowthesituation.Canyoudescribethevesselinquestion?"
"Youhavegnomishgoodsthatyoudidn'tcontractfor?"
"Thisiscatastrophic!"
"YOUSHOULDBEHANGED,"
"Nownow,wedon'tknowthesituation.Canyoudescribethevesselinquestion?"
>>57465
"Hanged?Iwasbeingattacked!
Anyway,theshipis-"
Torc gives a description of the ship as fast as he can
"Hanged?Iwasbeingattacked!
Anyway,theshipis-"
Torc gives a description of the ship as fast as he can
>>57471
I feel like I should've waited in line and complained to the security guards about Tracy's lost property first, but I really don't want to...
Brad, convince Tracy and me to be more reasonable.
I feel like I should've waited in line and complained to the security guards about Tracy's lost property first, but I really don't want to...
Brad, convince Tracy and me to be more reasonable.
>>57472
No metafag! Just let the game play out and have some fun with the results. It will work out better that way.
No metafag! Just let the game play out and have some fun with the results. It will work out better that way.
>>57472
"Little Pony, be patient. If you want to get in pull a bluff that you're a VIP from the Court City, or disguise yourself as a Guard, or maybe pretend to be an inspector or who knows what, or just do a hide check using other people as cover, or sneak in when there's a distraction.... or just wait in line"
"Little Pony, be patient. If you want to get in pull a bluff that you're a VIP from the Court City, or disguise yourself as a Guard, or maybe pretend to be an inspector or who knows what, or just do a hide check using other people as cover, or sneak in when there's a distraction.... or just wait in line"
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