/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal


If you want to see the latest posts from all boards in a convenient way please check out /overboard/

Name
Email
Subject
By clicking New Reply, I acknowledge the existence of the Israeli nuclear arsenal.
Comment
0
Select File / Oekaki
File(s)
Password (For file and/or post deletion.)

nuts1.png
Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
1627 replies and 155 files omitted.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57932
57933
>>57931
"COWARD!"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57933
>>57932
[Painful wimpering]
*Charred legs tremble*
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57934
58018
>>57928
Stix wonders on what this means. He remembers what Trumpaladin said, to be careful about what you say around her, lest something go terribly wrong. He just wishes he knew the best approach to this strange situation.

“While I enjoy a snack now and again, and bananas can be delicious, I’m afraid I am not very hungry at the moment, but thank you for the offer.”
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57935
57936 58114
>>57931
T
O
P
K
E
K
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57936
57939
>>57935
That's not funny

Also, the metal dragon's turn
"COME AND FIGHT ME MOTHER FUCKER!"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57937
57938 57939
I'm running on empty....
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57938
57939
>>57937
Smells like a bitch.
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57939
57940
>>57938
Damn!
>>57937
Tracy has enough distance to hide on her next turn
>>57936
I assure you I was laughing. Saving throw
+3JjH
?
No.57940
57941
[1d20+15 = 23]
>>57939

qiKXT
?
No.57941
[14d8 = 53]
>>57940
Trump takes another gout of flames /2
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57942
57943
Now
+3JjH
?
No.57943
57944
[4d20 = 39]
>>57942
Trumpaladin attacks the flamethrowing nozzle specifically
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57944
57945
suburito_kaigata_01_1346744336.jpg
>>57943
Well, you got a 20 so I'll allow that to work, but realize that a sunder attack is different from a normal attack, at least as far as Sugoito is concerned. Imagine it being like a really long tuning fork, so dense that whatever it was brought to bear against kinda just collapses, breaks, or dents.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57945
57946
>>57944
What is like a really long tuning fork? The proboscis of dalek thing?
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57946
57947
>>57945
No, Sugoito. The break-stick. An attack is using it like a sword. A sunder is using it almost like a harmonic device
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57947
57949
>>57946
Either way, Trumpaladin targets the flaming proboscis. +4 Improved sunder feat
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57948
57951
"I wish Fae were here"
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57949
57950
>>57947
Yes, he smashed that. The device stops and sits still for a moment.
DESTRUCT
Roll one more saving throw
+3JjH
?
No.57950
57954
[1d20+15 = 17]
>>57949
The device learns to its dismay as so many have before it, that when you think Trumpaladin is fired for good, he just keeps coming back
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57951
57952
>>57948
"Me wish thez was here."
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57952
57953
>>57951
Where is Infernius again? I know he went to track an animal, but I don't recall what he's doing other than talking to blink-doge
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57953
57954 57958
>>57952
Bringing blink doge to cardishil with me.
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57954
57955
>>57953
Alright.
>>57950
The machine explodes outward with a fireball that singes the,... wait a second, there's no trees
i =kaun
Anonymous
aPfan
?
No.57955
57957 57963 57965 57982
>>57954
If Trumpaladin is still alive and conscious, he calls upon the power of Elway to fill him with charm, and lay of hands heals himself... With basically all points, because his hp is low.

He then collects any valuable parts of the machine, and probably non-valuable parts of the machine as well. Not because he wants to do anything with them, but specifically to keep Tracy from getting a hold of them, because she fucking ran.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.57956
>>57928
In gnomeland, Torc begins to feel uneasy
>"You okay?"
"Yes, I just felt a great disturbance in the force..."
>"NERD"
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57957
>>57955
Tracy walks up and licks Brad's burns
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57958
57959
raven-spirit-animal.jpg
>>57953
*Fiendish Raven Flies up and pecks Infernius in the forehead*
<SQUAWK>
*leaves scroll in his hand*
*pecks again and vanishes*
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57959
57960
>>57958
Where'd the raven come from?
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57960
57961 57970
>>57959
It was summoned.
I figured summons are cooler than pigeons when it comes to delivering short-distance messages.
Could just forget about it though.
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57961
>>57960
I don't mind it, just curious is all
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57962
The message reads:
>Flashy and I went to Cardashil
>Waiting in lines is gay, so find the hole on the left side of the dome; use your magic to reseal the hole after you're through.
>Hope to see you there
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57963
57965
>>57955
Tracy un-clips one of her saddlebags and hands it to Brad, so he can carry the mailbox.
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57964
57966 57974
"That mailbox recognized us as 'Intruders' right away.. I don't like the sound of that..." Tracy says, not paying any mind to the fact that the normal response to seeing a knife-brandishing Mexican clown sitting on Big Bird's face in an alley would be to whip out your flamethrower and burn everything.
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57965
>>57955
>>57963
She also offers him a tower shield.
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57966
57967
>>57964
It wasn't arbitrary, there's a reason
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57967
57969
>>57966
>there's a reason
That's exactly why there's reason to be worried. Either the security has a means of identifying who's a resident and who isn't, or they were expecting us.

"Think we should go back and meet Infernius?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57968
af5.jpeg
>tfw Infernius fed you so much bacon that you can only move by teleporting
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57969
>>57967
Not only that, the party's goals in this area aren't exactly clear.
Tracy's top priority is to retrieve her beloved knife collection.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.57970
57971
>>57960
>summons as messenger boys
>T-rex crashes through a wall carrying a latter
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57971
>>57970
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57972
57976
If barding has the same armor encumbrance rules, is it still twice as expensive to produce?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57973
Can you sunder natural weapons too?
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57974
57975 57976
>>57964
*pets pony*
"These things can instantly recognize who is a citizen and who isn't, and incinerate non-citizens. I wish we had these things in America. Kind of impressive actually.

But really, you can't say you expected anything less out of Cardishore, can you?"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57975
57977
>>57974
I did, but that wouldn't stop Tracy from looking for her knives.
She didn't want to wait, because she wasn't sure if she'd get her other equipment back, and she might need that to get her knives.
Also, are you sure you want to carry that whole thing? You're already wearing armor.
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57976
57977
>>57972
Yes. Barding is far more technical and specialized, and has a greater resource cost for materials.
>>57974
Astute observation
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57977
57978 57980
>>57975
*glares*
"Shall we proceed?"

>>57976
Calls Fae
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57978
>>57977
Fae, still back in Port Barry mutters, "Oh for fuck's sake,..." and departs for Cardishore.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57979
Tracy pockets the remaining charred scrap metal and sprinkles some glitter-dust on the scorch marks to hide the evidence.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57980
57982
>>57977
"Where are we going?"


Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57981
57982 57985
Please note, Trump is at ~45% health