Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57626I guess they just didn't want casters taking weapons that would go to the Fighters.
>>57627Take Thez for example, she's auto-proficient in all monk weapons. She's also proficient in most types of armor, but never uses cuz monks are awesomer when in no armor.
If she were to come across a weapon she wanted to use that she wasn't proficient in (doubtful, unarmed monk damage is uber) she'd just take the penalty rather than wasting(imo) a feat
>kunaiSure
I still wanna make those glass weapons/items.
The Black Sun Blade will take a while though..
>>57630I'm not sure I understand the question
>>57629What kind of weapon is her saw-thing?
>>57632Well, how do you test what she is good at? If it is an imaginary-ish thing, couldn’t the proficiency be anything? This is theoretical and I’m being silly when asking this, of course.
>>57635The weapons and proficiency system - in spite of my reservations - is pretty exhaustive, where all weapons are either explicitly included in source material or fall into existing categories (a 2x4 is a club for example, even if not expressly designated)
I'd hate to advance shit without Brad's faggot, but can Tracy get a better look at the environment around her while she waits for Brad to wake up under her butt?
Last I knew, it was a single-file, airplane security line leading into a portal to who knows where.
>>57635You can do anything in imagination land.
>>57637I was trying to poke a little fun at you by saying that the tulpa could technically be any class with its proficiency because by technicality, the thing can be molded to desire. So how do you know monk type class as opposed to a wizard? Again, just poking a little fun, not trying to be serious.
>>57640That's a little tricky. In a technical sense, Thez existed as an unspecified and largely indeterminate entity long before being personified as a D&D character, yet it was through D&D that she
was personified, by core rules and all. Her development and evolution was story-driven, so its just a matter of the rules that apply to her at various stages. She wasn't initially a monk for example, she started out as an edge-lord fighter. Her character back-story is a parallel of a variety of significant experiences that I've had, and her personality reflects those experiences (both mine and her's).
And, if you count the 0 level in Sorcerer, she's got levels in 5 classes (fighter, monk, horizon walker, shadowdancer, and sorcerer) but monk is where the bulk of her experience and ability remains.
>>57638And fuck, I wish I'd come back here sooner.
I'd forgotten how frustrated I was back then at losing those blades. Should've never parted with them, that was totally out of character.
>>57609Stix could get his pet-thing pretty soon.
Something cool, like a legendary tiger.
>>57641I thought she discarded her Fighter levels?
>>57644She was, and I was pouring over stats to figure out how that would work, but that was before she learned that Kefka is still alive
>>57645Ah, makes sense.
I was going to throw away those BG levels, but I decided it wasn't worth it. I think I'll take two more levels in it for a buffed cohort.
Is dumping a sack of caltrops a swift action?
>>57647A sack? No. A handful, sure.
>>57648Could you describe
>>57638 >>57549I wanna know, because last time I just waited in line before seeking alternatives I lost all of my equipment.
>>57650*sits on Brad's face in a meditative position*
*channels divegrass energy*
>>57651while watching divegrass that isNot much has changed with Cardishore, aside from the entrants doing their TSA lines. The city its self is an expansively tall wall apparently of a stucco-type of material. No one in line is talking to one another, and they all wear various expressions of neither trusting nor particularly giving a shit about anyone else in line. On the occasion that conversation does occur, its mostly grand-standing and ego about who is "better" or is "the next big star". The entitlement and pride is palpable.
>>57654Entered? No, they're both outside
>>57655So already am
Well, that was a letdown...
Fucking cursed stadium.
>>57661TBH, I think its kind of fitting. I still haven't forgiven /pol/ for abandoning /mlpol/
>>57662Yeah, I know, but it kills the dream of an /mlpol/ final..
*divegrass channeling ceases*
>>57663It would have been equally great if they faced off and ended up in a tie.
>>57656Is the portal visible?
I'm kind of still trying to decide whether or not I want to go through it..
Welp, back to making a story. I have done too much to give up on it now before it is finished.
>>57667The knives are probably not through that portal. Look for adjacent structures and rooms
>>57668"Uck!"
>>57669It's never too late to give up
>>57663I'm over it desu. 4/mlpol/ balked when it could have continued to habben and aside from the loyal base, /pol/ AND /mlp/ kinda shrugged and 'went home'.
Meanwhile, Mlpol.net has to contend with the generals cup, and then ONLY if the media doesn't directly mention Mlpol.net.
Tl;dr Divegrass is entertaining, but on a certain level its just a means to piss on Mlpol
>>57670They said they'd give them back when she went through.
>give upDon't be a bitch.
>>57638>while she waits for Brad to wake up under her buttAnd they say romance is dead
>>57670>adjacent structuresTracy looks for this, although I didn't see any.
>>57671Yeah, I'm done watching this season until the /mlp/ game plays.
>>57670So, you think I should write the story then? I won’t if you’re not interested, otherwise it is a waste of time and space.