Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58373True,i was just stateing possible.
>>58372>All want more thingsYou've made this into your home shopping network. I am attentive
What was just deleted just now?
>everyone actually wanted it
Oh, okay...
So, what I can gather from the bits and peices of Tracy's backstory is: she has been a victem of circumstance, a.k.a. things out of her control
Biggest thing I've got off the top of my head is the thing I don't remember what exactly happened, sue me that didn't allow her to have foals.
Tracy hasn't always held the power in her life, and now she's in a place where she can gain powers she never thought possible, and she wants them for one simple reason:
So she can feel in control of what happens to her
>>58380That's a very interesting way of putting it. Concept adopted and noted for future reference.
>>58381At least my character
has something that she's striving for. Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he is.
My character's goal is to complete the development of her power and become a real ghost-pony. Before you start bitching about what that entails, think of what you want instead.
>>58379And why the fuck were so many of Infernius's and my comments deleted? Did we hit a trigger or some shit?
>>58381Really m8?
>>58384Yeah, Trump is
Exluding Stix one of two character's motives I don't fully understand...
Then again, I'm sure most of you would say the same thing about Torc.
>>58386Whats Infernuis's motivations?
>>58384>Your character seems content pretending to be mayor of the Port than actually trying to become something greater than he isWhat's wrong with that exactly? Is Applejack a terrible character because she is content to serve her family on the farm? Besides, I'd have him assume the roll of actual mayor if it weren't for the fact that Infernius would protest
>>58386Yes really. And I sincerely have no understanding of Torcuil's motivations. All I know is that he likes artillery and is really fucking grouchy and anti-social all of the time
>>58386Stix has that memory loss thing, and it seems so far that he's trying to rediscover who he is and what he's capable of.
Torc is an interesting guy. His interest in gnomes, engineering and artifice in general is a very wizardly theme. Wizards are iconically characters who try to make discoveries and break new frontiers in science and magick. I think his behavior thus far has been appropriate And fun, although he hasn't shown very much strange ambition for things that her really, personally wants (this is coming from a thief; excuse my greed-oriented philosophy). Torc is a helpful and fun character, and I really do like him. Torc/Snek dialog is great too.
>>58388No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying don't insufferably rant on about other PCs ambitions when you could focus on your own.
>>58390>>58390Okay, I'm just protesting as I always do about your constant grabbing for everything and attempts to break the game
Nothing new in the West
>>58387Infernuis was ridiculed and tortured for what he believed in in the last life, now he's found a place when not only do people not attack him for his beliefs, but he may be able to convert some.
And shagging Thez
>>58388Yeah, I need to spell out Torc's motives in future
>>58389Nah, I don't blame Stix cause he's still new too.
>Torc/Snek dialogI love writing it too
>>58392I like be that dialogue stuff. Keep it coming.
>>58392My plan for Stix’s story is kind of dumb, but it is the best I got, so I’m going with it. I built it up too much to change it much now.
>>58393To be fair, Sorcerers don't need the materials...
Which is why I'm not a fucking WIZARD
>>58394>"You know for a race known for being speedy, they really are slow in responding..."Torc doesn't respond, but glares daggers at Snek
>"You know, a bit of constriction could probally move them along quicker""I may be morally grey, but no"
>"Not any worse then when you went full white knight for the trolly unicorn""HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT"
>"I know all">>58395M8 it still can't get worse than my first fucking idea
>>58395We need to get Stix a hunting requisition so that he can show off his skills.
It's the Dark Ages in fantasy land: there has to be someone in need of a monster hunt/extermination.
>>58392>>58396Torcs home was taken by communist, and he was betrayed and he had to live in a cave afterwards.
>>58399And now all the bitches live him.
>>58400>>58399Fair enough, I would have gone into a bit more detail but good enough so far
>>58401I mean, Stix should get a chance to hunt some monsters for hire.
>>58405I'd like to incorporate Witcher contracts into the game.
>>58396"I SPECIFICALLY WANTED YOU TO NOT KNOW"
>"Listen, I'm just saying 7/10. Evil enough to be entertaining and not good, but your motives where definitally in the right.">>58407Uh let's see, closure and... hmm, can't think of a good word for it.
In a nutshell: He wants to help those that suffered the fate of his people, but he also wants to move on and gain closure. He may not have been able to save the ones close to him, but he'll help the ones he can.
>>58409>>58410Im glad to have you as an admiral.
Hey stix can you ponyfiy this?
>>58427
I cant draw though.
>>58355See that's funny cuz I'm a half-decent sketch but unless its crappy shoops I can't modify images to save my soul. I'll give some samples
Censorship is wrong.
>>58391>Break the gameWho are you to say when a game is "broken"? There are always greater obstacles.
Infernius and Torc can cast all of their spells without preparation or materials,and we still manage to have fun with things anyway, what I want to attain over time pales in comparison to that, so I don't see how that could possibly "break" the game.
Holy shit. What part of that opinion was so ban-able?
>>58434Hey tracy im gonna run a campaign,wanna join? Everyone else has.
>>58435What campaign?
I've got stuff to do this morning.
>>58436Its a space based campaign(based on the D20 system).
Im not gonna run it today, i was just asking you to join.
>>58437Sounds like fun. Might give it a shot.
>>58438Earth 2044
American Reich (NSWPP)(Shane Rocwell 3rd Fhürer)
Holy Russian Republic (Orthodox Republic)(Andrei Rasputin)
Neo- Britannia (monarchy)
(King Chad I)
4th Reich of Germany (NSDAB)
(Ansell Frost)
Lone star empire (monarchy)
(Hunter Dixon)
Confederate States of America
(Anarcho capitalist)
Canadian badlands(technocrocy)
(Hans pal)
New Japanese empire (monarchy)(Hirohito 4)
League of Australian shitposters(Chanarcy) (lord Bruce the Dingoking)
Best Korea (fascist) (kek il song)
>>58439Kingdom of Jerusalem (fashymonarcy) (king constintine)
>>58438The break away point from our reality is 1964 Commander Rockwell got enough support to become president and the rest of the world saw an opportunity to get (((them))) off their backs as well. (((They))) are all gone from north America and Europe. The only ones still alive are on the island of Madagascar.
Okay,this has been bothering me for a while..
I hear Brad's faggot complaining about being "underpowered" all of the time, but if he wanted to deal more damage, why didn't he just take Extra Turning (or at least train for it)? In every battle, I see him saving his turning slots instead of using them for Divine Might for extra Char damage, and half the time he never even uses them later on (I mean, he's already got an inhuman amount of charisma). With Extra Turning, he could use his Charisma for his attack rolls more often without worrying about running out or why-ever he keeps saving his turning slots like they're more valuable than Smite Ebil.
I mean, Paladins (and Blackguards) who prioritize Charisma have the most possible damage per hit in an attack roll of any of the martial classes after level 6 when they spend their turning slots: that's why they have the alignment restrictions and uber-strict code of conduct. The likelihood that the party would suddenly encounter an army of zombies is pretty nil, so I don't see why he keeps saving his turning slots.