Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57980"I thought you were the one who wanted to come inside?
giggity"
>>57981I assure you I noticed, hence
>>57955 Tracy, considering that the machine could've noted their appearances to an operator, changes her disguise to the prince of Persia.
She throws some more dust in Brad's face to make him appear like an ostrich.
>>57982K. Lay on hands,... oh shit, lay on hands is Paladin level X3,... so that puts him pretty much back to full give or take
No, thats wrong
Paladin level X CHARISMA bonus
Yeah, he's fine nao
>>57986How many points would he have left to recover with the ability today?
>>57983*glares*
>>57985*sighs, and Lay of wings Tracy*
>>57986He used the charm domain power to raise his charisma, so 7 points of HP per paladin level may be healed
>>57987Uhm, Trump's modified cha bonus is +6 or +7? In either case, he can heal all damage.
Tracy took 35 dmg, Trump took 60
I'm so digging my new combat system
>>57988I was going to do the opposite, but Tracy thinks Brad looks cute as a big fluffy birdie.
*Prince of Persia beckons ostrich to ride him*
>>57990What I meant was, how many hit points does he have left to heal with Lay on Hands? It doesn't have to be all used at once iirc.
>>57990You know what, fuck it.
I am declaring now that Trumpaladin's additional ability point from level 16 will go into Charisma
>>57993Why would you put it into anything else?
>>57993That puts him at 23 (currently) yes?
>>57992He has that option, and since we're at a standstill he can have applied the point prior to the laying on of hands, so if there is an additional + he can apply it
The question is is the equation 17*7 or 17*8?
>>57993Emus are cooler
*rides Prince of Persia*
>>5799522, but 26 when he has something like the charm domain power
It would be x8
>>57996That would put his daily erotic massage at 136.
Is he fully healing Tracy? She did run off,... Xp
>>57998Tracy came back after the mailbox exploded.
>>57997It's just an ironic twist on the movie, where there was an ostrich race.
>>57997He's an Ostrich now. Which is Almost an Emu. And Emus defeated the Australian Army. So watch it
>>57998Hmmmm....
The Prince of Persia carries the ostrich further into town, looking for a help desk or any other information-gathering station.
*channels divegrass energy*
Second verse, same as the first.
Tracy lets out a fiery sigh.
*hundreds of screeching winged monkeys burst out of a rip-hole in the sky and fly in a doughnut-shaped formation*
Fae transmits to Trump
>Having difficulty finding a way in, standby
>>58014Tracy put the stone slab back in to avoid suspicion, she'll have to look closely alongside that wall.
>>58013Does the two find anything else interesting in the city?
>>58015>interestingNot yet, though they can't seem to find anyone living, aside from the shazbot (that's its name btw, its unique so don't bother)
>>58015*sigh*
Rides the horse back to the wall, quicklyish
>>58013>step away for a minute, standby >>58016And just a reminder for when your ready to continue with Stix:
>>57934 >>58016>no peopleWhat about inside the houses themselves? The fancy ones?
>>58017"I want to explore this place a bit more..."
>>58020"I need Fae in case we encounter another one of those things"
Gosh, I wish Tracy's Char stat could get higher..
>>58019Like, do the houses appear to be occupied?
>>58023The way I see it, Tracy and Trump haven't really gone very far in the city, having gone toward the more central area and got immediately run up on by a robot right when Tracy was thinking of knocking on the apparent entrance to one of the many buildings apparent.
So then, how do we advance from here?
>>58026We get Fae, that way Trump will have an ally who won't run when he needs her, or at the very least, will run with him, then we go deeper into the city and explore its secrets
>>58027Okay then, you do that while Tracy advances deeper into the city.
>>58028No, ride's tracy to the wall to save time and get Fae. Cut the hole bigger if necessary
Tracy tries to look more closely at one of the buildings.
>>58029Why though?
I don't want anymore delays. We haven't done anything this weekend.