Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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[2d20 = 19]
>>58501
I'm assuming this action is taking place after he is done being stunned? Cuz she wouldn't at all be using her dodge bonus, or her dexterity bonus either, so the grapple would be successful. However.
T>Stunning Boop
First dice is attack (I'm not even putting modifiers in cuz anything >1 hits), 2nd is saving throw
>>58501
I'm assuming this action is taking place after he is done being stunned? Cuz she wouldn't at all be using her dodge bonus, or her dexterity bonus either, so the grapple would be successful. However.
T>Stunning Boop
First dice is attack (I'm not even putting modifiers in cuz anything >1 hits), 2nd is saving throw
[2d20 = 15]
She thinks for a moment. "No, that's wrong. A round is 6 seconds, and I can do that 28 times/day,... so 28x6=,...." she trails off, continuing the game of stunning boop, grapple, repeat, for just under 3 minutes.
She thinks for a moment. "No, that's wrong. A round is 6 seconds, and I can do that 28 times/day,... so 28x6=,...." she trails off, continuing the game of stunning boop, grapple, repeat, for just under 3 minutes.
>>58509
"Which isn't Port Barry which someone insisted I stay behind and keep an eye on. This must be a figment of your imagination," she sighs.
"Which isn't Port Barry which someone insisted I stay behind and keep an eye on. This must be a figment of your imagination," she sighs.
>>58512
"You must have zoned out and are having a momentary dream, or perhaps an ebil wizard has cast a spell on you and you haven't become aware of it yet," she laments.
"You must have zoned out and are having a momentary dream, or perhaps an ebil wizard has cast a spell on you and you haven't become aware of it yet," she laments.
>>58517
Does Ibfernius have improved grapple?
<whooof.> she's now seated across his shoulders now, her arms resting across his head.
Does Ibfernius have improved grapple?
<whooof.> she's now seated across his shoulders now, her arms resting across his head.
We should sweep the forest in a gibbernigger eradication project.
>>58522
Is that what you actually want/intend to do, or is that another one of 'those things' that gets mentioned, that I work toward, without ever coming back to?
Is that what you actually want/intend to do, or is that another one of 'those things' that gets mentioned, that I work toward, without ever coming back to?
[1d20+28 = 45]
*Grapples America*
*Grapples America*
[1d20 = 10]
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
>>58534
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
Peace out my ninjas
>out
>out
>>58542
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
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