Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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[2d20 = 19]>>58501I'm assuming this action is taking place after he is done being stunned? Cuz she wouldn't at all be using her dodge bonus, or her dexterity bonus either, so the grapple would be successful. However.
T>Stunning Boop
First dice is attack (I'm not even putting modifiers in cuz anything >1 hits), 2nd is saving throw
"I can keep this up for 2 1/2 minutes!"
[2d20 = 15]
She thinks for a moment. "No, that's wrong. A round is 6 seconds, and I can do that 28 times/day,... so 28x6=,...." she trails off, continuing the game of stunning boop, grapple, repeat, for just under 3 minutes.
>>58507"Who says I'm even here? Where are you even?" she mocks.
>>58509"Which
isn't Port Barry which
someone insisted I stay behind and keep an eye on. This must be a figment of your imagination," she sighs.
>>58509"Me try to find allies for court city raid."
>>58510"Me think you try to psyche me out by saying that."
>>58512"You must have zoned out and are having a momentary dream, or perhaps an ebil wizard has cast a spell on you and you haven't become aware of it yet," she laments.
>>58513"Seems like me would have noticed."
>>58513"If you really thez tell me something only she would know."
>>58515She smiles and scoffs, "I'll not!"
[1d20+28 = 39]>>58516"Well in that case. Grapple!"
>>58517Does Ibfernius have improved grapple?
<whooof.> she's now seated across his shoulders now, her arms resting across his head. >>58518You said he earned it because he grappled with thez enough.
>>58519K. He's still being sat on though.
>crashing"Night my dude
*boop* We should sweep the forest in a gibbernigger eradication project.
>>58522Is that what you actually want/intend to do, or is that another one of 'those things' that gets mentioned, that I work toward, without ever coming back to?
>>58523Well, when I have the time for it..
>>58525Yeah, forget about that then...
[1d20+28 = 45]
*Grapples America*
>>58528So i guess i can install the new order now.
[1d20 = 10]
Rolling for a random unnamed supervillain to blow up the planet creating an artifact of immeasurable power
[1d20 = 19]>>58531I'm just displaying that two can play the rolling game
Rolling for a plague
[1d20 = 2]>>58532Rolling to invent antibiotics
>>58532The U.S. and much of the world is now plauged by Third World Immigrants
>>58533You should not be allowed to roll for things like that
>>58534From the U.S. to Costa Rica to Chile to every nation of Europe to even places like the freaking United Arab Emirates, there is now a plague of Third World immigration
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling for a collosal destructive monster to be waiting for us at the port when we get back.
[1d20 = 9]
rolling 4 space aliens
Rolling to ban this cancer
>>58535You shouldn't be allowed to believe the holocaust happened
[1d20 = 7]
Rolling for radioactive meteor.
>>58542I was referring to the fact that you have horrible luck, so your "rolling to prevent pandemic" results in a 2
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling for Bear-Cavalry attack.
>>58547Stop being a faggot you only get 1 roll a day.