Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57274>pulling your powers out of your assIt's more fun this way.
Tracy still needs to figure out how to regain what she lost in the Gatorade poisoning incident.
>>57275Eh, gotta have something to make up for:
>Low ass HP>meh strength>no armor >>57277At least you can actually wear armor
and have a hit die that isn't d4 >>57278How come you never cast any abjurations on yourself on battle? A lot of those spells are better than any armor.
Also, can Tracy use that blinking earcuff thing, since Torc never does? >>57279Cause I forget.
Honestly between my not knowing anything, forgetting everything I do know, and just general stupidity I'm surprised Torc hasn't died more.
No, it's my shit that I forget about.Also, GM when you get on I have a question about Mystic Theurge.
>>57280Sometimes i think you should prepare your spells like a wizard, so you'll actually remember them.
>>57280>I'm surprised Torc hasn't died moreI've noticed that few things have ever had the chance to attack you.
>>57281You underestimate my forgetfulness...
Eh, I guess I wouldn't be opposed.
But let me talk to GM a bit first.
>>57282it was a miracle that he survived the incident where Korak shot him on that ship.
>>57282That's the way it's supposed to be. The wizard is supposed to be in the back, with the warrior(s) as human shields
>>57284Not gonna lie, I thought Torc was gone.
Actually nah, I'll stick with Sorcerer cause I finally made a character sheet and spell list so that should help.
I just wanna get some fucking item descriptions...
What the fuck is the spooder ring, and how did I get it? >>57285I know that, I just noticed few things have actually ever reached him, despite every other character's total disregard for his safety and lack of defensive strategy.
>>57286I think the Spooder ring was left by Thez.
>>57280When?
>>57284Yeah, I think he had like 2 hp that time
>>57286Ring of Climbing and Jumping, Thez left it for him when she enacted the first travel ban
>>57287>incoherent mumbling about mummies>>57289Ah okay.
>Mystic TheurgeHow did I get those levels?
>>57290Tracy should have died, or very nearly died, i that encounter as well. I don't understand attacking the mummies in front of Trump and Fae but ignoring the two that were slamming her every round
>>57290Levels? I thought he only had 1 level in it. He got it by studying with Lenos (who is also a Theurge).
>>57292What did he level up in since then?
Will you all be ready to play this weekend?
>>57295I intend to be ready to play in a few hours, but yes
>>57298>offAre you saying that you aren't and/or won't be available? Cuz being "a bit off" is actually one of the unspoken criteria for playing. It
is mixed nuts,....
>>57298*sits back on until further notice*
>>57300I'll be here, I'll just be nearer to entering a state of psychosis than normal
>>57301reeee >>57302"Just to keep you safe, Flashy"
>>57296I'm ready too, and you could use a combat scene.
Infernius said he wanted to eat an angel, right?
Think we could catch one?
>>57307And you wonder why I sometimes outright ignore questions
>>57308I will never stop imagining.
"Hello?Gnomes?Iwouldliketospeakwithsomeofyouaboutanariship."
>>57310Fuck I wish I had Trollestia as a mount
>>57309I expect you to sometimes, desu...
I just tend to shitpost extra autistically when I'm bored.
>>57312What about Fae?
And why Trollestia specifically?
>>57314Fae is awesome
>Why TrollestiaBecause Unicorn with 7 levels in Cleric. It's like a very aesthetically pleasing car
and a fighter
and a mage
and you can have sex with her
>>57315I thought you said that was the very thing you should never do with Trollestia.
>>57316No no no, I'm talking about what
I want, not what is wise
>>57316No, you should never talk to her after she drinks
green liquid >>57318O...k... not sure what that means.
But in any case, Stix wouldn’t know that because no one told him that.
What Torcuil says in
>>57318 is absolutely true. If she pulls out a bottle of Absinthe or whatever that was,
run. Unless you're like Trumpaladin, then giddy up