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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57272
>>57267
Color me shocked
>>57268
Thank you
>>57270
>>57271
I'll look into it
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57273
*chases tail faster*
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57274
57275
>>57271
>>57270
>having to quest for your powers
Haha plebs
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57275
57276
>>57274
>pulling your powers out of your ass
It's more fun this way.
Tracy still needs to figure out how to regain what she lost in the Gatorade poisoning incident.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57276
57277
>>57275
Eh, gotta have something to make up for:
>Low ass HP
>meh strength
>no armor
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57277
57278
>>57276
Same boat.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57278
57279
>>57277
At least you can actually wear armor
and have a hit die that isn't d4
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57279
57280
Abjuration.jpg
>>57278
How come you never cast any abjurations on yourself on battle? A lot of those spells are better than any armor.
Also, can Tracy use that blinking earcuff thing, since Torc never does?
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57280
57281 57282 57289
>>57279
Cause I forget.
Honestly between my not knowing anything, forgetting everything I do know, and just general stupidity I'm surprised Torc hasn't died more.
No, it's my shit that I forget about.

Also, GM when you get on I have a question about Mystic Theurge.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57281
57283
>>57280
Sometimes i think you should prepare your spells like a wizard, so you'll actually remember them.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57282
57284 57285
>>57280
>I'm surprised Torc hasn't died more
I've noticed that few things have ever had the chance to attack you.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57283
>>57281
You underestimate my forgetfulness...

Eh, I guess I wouldn't be opposed.
But let me talk to GM a bit first.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57284
57286 57289
>>57282
it was a miracle that he survived the incident where Korak shot him on that ship.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57285
57287
>>57282
That's the way it's supposed to be. The wizard is supposed to be in the back, with the warrior(s) as human shields
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57286
57288 57289
>>57284
Not gonna lie, I thought Torc was gone.

Actually nah, I'll stick with Sorcerer cause I finally made a character sheet and spell list so that should help.
I just wanna get some fucking item descriptions...
What the fuck is the spooder ring, and how did I get it?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57287
57290
>>57285
I know that, I just noticed few things have actually ever reached him, despite every other character's total disregard for his safety and lack of defensive strategy.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57288
>>57286
I think the Spooder ring was left by Thez.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57289
57290
>>57280
When?
>>57284
Yeah, I think he had like 2 hp that time
>>57286
Ring of Climbing and Jumping, Thez left it for him when she enacted the first travel ban

Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57290
57291 57292
>>57287
>incoherent mumbling about mummies
>>57289
Ah okay.
>Mystic Theurge
How did I get those levels?
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57291
>>57290
Tracy should have died, or very nearly died, i that encounter as well. I don't understand attacking the mummies in front of Trump and Fae but ignoring the two that were slamming her every round
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57292
57293 57294
>>57290
Levels? I thought he only had 1 level in it. He got it by studying with Lenos (who is also a Theurge).
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57293
>>57292
What did he level up in since then?
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57294
>>57292
I thought he had two?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57295
57296 57297 57299
Will you all be ready to play this weekend?
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57296
57299 57304
>>57295
I can’t wait. I’m ready.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57297
57299
>>57295
I intend to be ready to play in a few hours, but yes
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57298
57299 57300 57301
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I'm still a bit off
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57299
>>57297
>>57296
>>57295
>>57298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7MoXPxA5LM
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57300
57302
>>57298
>off
Are you saying that you aren't and/or won't be available? Cuz being "a bit off" is actually one of the unspoken criteria for playing. It is mixed nuts,....
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57301
57302
>>57298
*sits back on until further notice*
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57302
57303 57305 57306
>>57300
I'll be here, I'll just be nearer to entering a state of psychosis than normal

>>57301
reeee
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57303
>>57302
"Just to keep you safe, Flashy"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57304
>>57296
I'm ready too, and you could use a combat scene.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57305
Spoilered
>>57302
If you wind up losing your mind, don’t worry. You got me to talk to. That will either send you deeper into your insanity so the pain goes away, or it snaps you out of it. It’s a win-win.
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57306
>>57302
>nearer to entering
>implying sane
o_O
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57307
57308 57309
Infernius said he wanted to eat an angel, right?
Think we could catch one?
Anonymous
aPfan
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No.57308
57310
>>57307
Just stop
Anonymous
qiKXT
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No.57309
57313
>>57307
And you wonder why I sometimes outright ignore questions
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57310
57312
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>>57308
I will never stop imagining.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57311
"Hello?Gnomes?Iwouldliketospeakwithsomeofyouaboutanariship."
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57312
57314
>>57310
Fuck I wish I had Trollestia as a mount
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57313
>>57309
I expect you to sometimes, desu...
I just tend to shitpost extra autistically when I'm bored.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57314
57315
>>57312
What about Fae?
And why Trollestia specifically?
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57315
57316 57324
>>57314
Fae is awesome

>Why Trollestia
Because Unicorn with 7 levels in Cleric. It's like a very aesthetically pleasing car and a fighter and a mage and you can have sex with her
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57316
57317 57318
>>57315
I thought you said that was the very thing you should never do with Trollestia.
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57317
>>57316
No no no, I'm talking about what I want, not what is wise
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57318
57319 57321
>>57316
No, you should never talk to her after she drinks green liquid
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57319
57320
>>57318
O...k... not sure what that means.

But in any case, Stix wouldn’t know that because no one told him that.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57320
>>57319
It means >rape
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57321
57322 57323
What Torcuil says in >>57318 is absolutely true. If she pulls out a bottle of Absinthe or whatever that was, run. Unless you're like Trumpaladin, then giddy up