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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47679
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boop
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47680
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>>47678

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47682
47683 47685
Torc decides to train Snek while his faggot gets artistic.
Can Snek get feats? Or no?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47683
47688 47691
>>47682
I'm good with it. Only one to start tho.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47684
>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
I still kek at how ironic that sounds.

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47685
47691
>>47682
I suggest Point Blank Shot, or Exotic Weapon Proficiency.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47686
Tracy feeds her birds once again.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47687
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>>47681 →
>will be considered
Maybe I said too much... Hehe..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47688
47689 47690
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>>47683
You know, perfectly abiding by the rules, and even at level 17, Trumpaladin is eligible for a very young Silver dragon as a cohort. At level 18, he'll be eligible for a very young Gold Dragon
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47689
47695
>>47688
I thought you had to be ebin lvl for that?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47690
47693
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>>47688
And when he's into lower epic levels, he'll be eligible for a young Gold dragon, or even a juvenile Silver Dragon
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47691
47692
Spoilered
I tried drawing Mr. Snek, and I learned I can't draw a fucking gun for shit. Snek turned out pretty good though
>>47685
>>47683
I think point blank shot would be best for Snek, especially since it opens up the way for more ranged feats.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47692
>>47691
Nice pic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47693
47695 47697
>>47690
What determines what cohorts you can attract and when?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47694
47697 47699
Also, can Tracy make a profession check to open her Ranch now?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47695
47696
>>47689
Well, the dragons I want are ones that share my alignment and these are also the ones that have the ability to shape shift, which limits it to the third (sort of tied for second) most ebin dragon (besides bullshit like the force dragon) in the entire set of dragons, and the most ebin dragon subspecies in the book. This means that the two dragon subspecies I am interested in have high modifiers.

>>47693
Well, you have to have the leadership feat (and epic leadership to have leadership scores beyond level 25), and then leadership score is determined by character level plus charisma modifier and a few other modifiers, but the leadership score allows you to attract a cohort of up to a certain effective character level. You can have a cohort of up to two effective character levels lower than your current level, but never higher.

effective character level is not the same thing as hit die, since many races have features that make them more powerful or capable per hit die than others. The two lawful good dragon species have very high adjustment modifiers, so that means a pretty strict limit on the number of hit die he can have in a cohort.

A character can try to attract cohorts of specific races, classes, and alignments.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47696
47698
>>47695
Can you attract outsiders as cohorts?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47697
47699
>>47693
I do Xp
>>47694
Sure
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47698
47702
>>47696
Several types of outsiders have adjustment scores so apparently yes
lqkPv
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No.47699
47700 47701 47707
[1d20+16 = 23]
>>47697
>>47694
Making Profession (animal/monster husbandry) check to open personal Monster Ranch in forest/grove.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47700
>>47699
... Does that pass?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47701
47702 47707
>>47699
It's not like Dimensional Anchor has a limited amount of time that it's effective or anything
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47702
47704
>>47698
I wouldn't mind having some hags, giants, or devils to help out around the place.
>>47701
We'll just re-cast the spell.
Wait until all of the zombies get hungry and eat each other.
k5+kC
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No.47703
47705
[1d6 = 1]
[11d8+14 = 56]
Please excuse my random rolling as I run some numbers
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47704
47706
>>47702
Do you have no interest in killing things?

You only get one cohort
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47705
>>47703
>those shitty ass rolls
Damn it
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47706
47707
>>47704
I'm not really that interested in attracting cohorts, but having NPCs to help-out around the ranch would be nice.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47707
47708
>>47699
You will need to be explicit about what you envision, intend, and hope to affect by way of this Ranch. What is it called? The Ranch? This is not a "pass/fail" roll, this is an availability/suitability of land, resources, etc.
>>47701
So very this
>>47706
I hear there are mercenaries
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47708
47709 47710
>>47707
I want her to have a small establishment in the woods, looking over a wide fenced portion of the grove which she's designated as her land. Animals she owns would be allowed to graze there.
I didn't think of a name, desu. I mostly wanted land, rather than shekels. I guess just saying "Tracy's Grazing Space: Trespassers will be stabbed on sight" was kind of my idea at first, but that feels kind of stupid in hindsight... I'll think of a name.
My primary goal was the acquisition of land and animals. The land being for her personal use primarily (ponies like having land).
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47709
>>47708
*steps on land*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47710
47711
>>47708
And the monsters?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47711
47712
>>47710
Whatever pets she accumulated that she didn't feel like killing or otherwise found: they'd be allowed to live there semi-peacefully.
I thought of buying horses too, since they're not expensive.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47712
47713
>>47711
But still, the monsters.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47713
47714
>>47712
Land is the first step, but yes, I want monsters.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47714
47715
>>47713
Basic/common livestock would be available more or less, as well as land for crops so as to design a fully sovereign and self-sustaining operation. Like a Shaolin Temple except more stabby.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47715
47716
>>47714
It's good to have land, especially in a feudal system.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47716
47717 47722
>>47715
It's a very desirable trait in a waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47717
>>47716
I said at the beginning that one of her original goals was to buy-up land to live on after she'd settled down.
Also, bring land-less in a feudal system is the epitome of cuckholdry.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47718
47719
I think I might want to have her investigate the far end of that grove first though. The way that Nithing was destroyed hints at some potentially annoying holy crap that I'd rather purge sooner than later.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47719
47720 47721
>>47718
Some potentially annoying crap you'd rather purge sooner than later?

You mean like a nest of lichs and phylacteries in the harbor?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47720
>>47719
I'll do that first.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47721
>>47719
And this
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47722
>>47716
Love that movie, btw.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47723
47724
*keens edges to prepare for next crawl*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47724
47725
>>47723
I'm just saying, it really sucks that you can't Sneak Attack or Crit undead..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47725
47726 47727
>>47724
That's one of the biggest reasons I didn't want the concealment gone in the mummy fight... I was under the impression that you could sneak attack them
At least Sharpness as a magical sword feature works on them

Perchance, do you know if undead can become exhausted?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47726
47729
>>47725
No, they can't get tired: they don't even have Constitution scores.
[frustrates rogue noises]
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47727
>>47725
Subtype page because why not
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Undead_Type
Anonymous
gn2IK
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No.47728
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>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47729
47730
>>47726
>>47726
Just for the hell of it I decided to roll for Fae's treasure - since new NPCs are supposed to have a standard set of equipment when they join the party, and when it's a monster with a CR rating, you use the monster's treasure instead - and I ended up with a scroll that has two "waves of exhaustion" spells on it. A spell that does pretty much exactly what the Dragonne breathe weapon does