RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48917That's where Thez is. The mage fled around the corner.
>>48919Yes, the stairs is around the corner
>>48922The one Tracy, Fae and Infernius are just standing at.
Tracy stopped there because she had to turn the corner, then Fae and Infernius did the same.
>>48923Yes. Isn't that where Thez is?
>>48924No. Thez is by the stairs at the far end of the hall, marked by T. She's 20 ft away.
>>48925Isn't that where the mage fled to?
>>48926No, he turned the corner. He didn't go down the stairs.
>>48928T is Thez. Thez went down the stairs.
>>48929Is it Tracy's turn yet?
>>48932Well that's not what I thought it was at all
>>48932Low many turns would it take for Tracy to back-track and explore that room, while Infernius and Fae charge?
>>48931"Hey Tracy, I'm confused as all fuck. Want to open the door on this room before I do?"
>>48931Yes, as Torcuil is riding snek
>>48935In a single round. You mean the previous room to the right? The one that says CB in one corner?
>>48936[angry pony noises]
>'Two are on top of me! Who's going where?!'>>48937I meant the door everyone just charged past.
>>48938Likewise a round, and that seems where
>>48936 is going too. You can open the door, certainly.
Let's get this straight WHO IS CHASING THE MAGE?
I was going to have Tracy chase him, but I don't want her to get nearly-trampled again.
>>48940>we were outrunHorseshit. He could move at 80 ft tops, with spells 'n shit.
We're just disorganized.
>>48939Sure, she'll do that while Fae and Infernius pursue the mage.
>>48942You go with Thez.
I have Infernius and Fae in pursuit, I have Tracy and Trump checking out the door with the purple circle, I have Torcuil surfing on Snek toward the staircase, and I have Thez sneaking down the stairs.
>>48941Trumpaladin can't run, he can only do heavy fighting. I'm going to have him clear that room in the center of the map
>>48946He can help fight whatever's behind the door after Tracy opens in then.
>>48949Done. I'm betting on the sounds of footsteps being Ghost Sound anyways. That Mage is either hiding by now or is gone I will bet you
>>48950That magnitude of shadow magick was either an illusionist wizard, or an uber-powerful Bard. I'm guessing the earlier option.
>>48949Tracy tries the door, and finds it is quite heavy. She is able to open it, but with significant effort, and not quick enough for surprise. What appears is a room full of red-headed ghosts, holding ghostly mugs. Old and destroyed furniture lines the room. The ghostly forms turn toward the now open door, and music bursts forth from the room. Several gasps can be heard from within the room.
[1d20+7 = 14]>>48952I was going to make a Listen check first, but sure..
Rolling to rebuke, because I feel like trying it.
>>48953Cer clerical level for rebuking is 1, so creatures with 2HD should be affected...
>>48954Pls turn.What's your charisma with all of that swag?
>>48956His Charisma is 21, which is a modifier of +5. The Circlet of persuasion adds +3 to charisma based checks, but probably not turn checks
I'm going to have to leave some time in the next hour, probably.
>>48954Essentially, yes
>>48956Nope. Except for a couple little ones in the outskirts, who are just scared, a wave of Tracy's rebuke wafts ineffectively over the gingers.
And so then, an ear-piercing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE echoed forth from the room, in strangely perfect pitch and unison.
>>48961So.... what saving throw should I roll?
>>48960D'aww, cute
[1d20+19 = 26]Rolling
+5 base +5 charisma (divine grace) +4 resistance (cloak) +1 Luck (stone) +4 Wisdom
>>48963I'll go with that answer if I roll a 1
>>48964Is everyone in range?