RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48657Acting in a way completely adverse to my character goals without chance to respond is entirely different
>>48660Yea that would be different.
>>48661That's the reason I am concerned. Something like in
>>48656 >>48659This also seems rather suspicious.
>>48663They are your humans too. Men and women of the European stock, followers of Hitler or potential followers of hitler
>>48665There is nothing to be afraid of.
Go to bed.
Check'em. >>48666I don't think you appreciate just how serious the issue is
>what supposed to have happened
Eat dinner
>what happened
Pass out on couch during movie
I have no excuses
>>48670You are forgiven.
I make that mistake all the time.
>>48670Those we're orcs earlier, right?
>>48672No, "Hibbity Hooblah" is just an insert for "random language that is not determinable".
>>48673Ah.
So where's Tracy headed towards?
>>48674I'll figure out in the morning...
>>48676I said there was nothing to be worried about, Anon.
Don't let it bother you. There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
*Faggot actually, unironically goes to bed, for real, this time*
>>48592This. It was supposed to be an easily-referenced post where I could step away for a moment, eat, and then resume. I will re-think/assess my strategy
>>48688Needs more Infernuis face.
>>48696That makes much more sense
Think there could be any Unholy weapons in this temple?
>>48702That's the good part about fighting ebil guys: they've usually got some badass equipment
Can non-wizard classes use staffs?
>>48704I noticed Use Magick Device could be applied to spell-trigger items, like staffs and wands. I just didn't know if you had to be a wizard to use it in the first place.
>>48705I'm not finding any prohibitions
>>48706I think only wizards use them because you have to roll a 20 Dc + the spell level if you don't have the spell on your list of spells you can cast.
>>48707Use magick device is actually one of the most useful skills for thieves (rogues and bards). With a 30 DC, you can even emulate another alignment. An ebil rogue can can use a holy weapon without penalty, if they roll high enough.
>>48705Wait, it's only a 20 DC to use a wand/staff. I confused that with the scroll DC.
>>48710Uh... Have you been to sleep at all?
Disrupting Weapon lasts 17 rounds. How many has it been since Infernius cast it? Just 2-3, right?
It's been way the hell longer than 12 to 18 seconds since you searched to prepare to open the door to the room that the rats were in before going to open the door where the golems were before going to the room where the snooze was before having a small horde attack before having a theological argument break out. Way the hell longer than 18 seconds