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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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lqkPv
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No.48456
48458
[1d20+24 = 37]
>>48453
Is she in a position in which she can hide?
Rolling to Hide in previous room.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48457
48459
>>48447
"Guys we have orks niggers coming."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48458
>>48455
Oh fuck off.

>>48456
We're in the middle of an encounter with initiative already rolled. Wait for Infernius to make his turn
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48459
48460
>>48457
Shhh, you're coughing up blood atm.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48460
48463
>>48459
My lungs are fine
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48461
48462
Its Infernius' turn against the golems. One is damaged, the other is not.

Umbas
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No.48462
48464
[3d20 = 44]
>>48461
Attack the one that crit me.
r9GHC
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No.48463
[1d100 = 30]
>>48460
Are they? Rolling

r9GHC
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No.48464
[6d6+15 = 31]
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48465
48466 48468
https://youtu.be/H0xiOWZmYlo
The one frankie falls to the ground, chopped mightily by Infernius
eueZS
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No.48466
48469 48471
[3d20 = 43]
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem

Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48467
48469 48473
Fae, then Trump/golems, then Thez, Torc, and lastly Tracy
>shuffling sound intensifies
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48468
48470
>>48465
Lets out a mighty cough.

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48469
48476
>>48467
Um... rolled for Fae in >>48466

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48470
48472 48473 48475
>>48468
No hernias detected

lqkPv
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No.48471
48472 48483
[1d20 = 19]
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
eueZS
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No.48472
48474
[4d20 = 44]
>>48470
Rolling for Trumpaladin's full round attack

>>48471
>Trip attack on a large machine with a dagger
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48473
>>48470
Kek
>>48467
Torc casts "Hold Monster" from the staff of power
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48474
>>48472
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48475
>>48470
Güd
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48476
48477 48478 48482
>>48469

Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48477
48481
>>48476
With the Multiattack feat it does
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48478
48479
>>48476
How is her base attack bonus +20?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48479
48480
>>48478
Not base attack, combined attack bonus
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48480
48481
>>48479
Combining what?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48481
48483 48484
Fae, is increasingly fine form, just rips apart the 2nd Frankie btw. Its not "down" per say, but its been thoroughly "ground" on the front-surface.
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48482
>>48476
+12/+7/+2
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48483
>>48471
>>48481

eueZS
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No.48484
[4d20 = 42]
>>48481
Well, Trump will attack at the same time it attacks I guess
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48485
Just 2 more levels...
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48486
48487 48488 48489 48492 48634
So Trump, with his rolls, is quick and able to drop the second Frankenstein - Flesh Golem. But the falling of the second is not all to be heard. Just around the corner is a really creepy "wurbuling" sound, while further down the hall is the dragging of limbs.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48487
>>48486
Did Tracy's Opportunist attack hit it?
lqkPv
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No.48488
[1d20+20 = 34]
[1d20+20 = 26]
>>48486
Spot and Listen checks to identify whateverthefuck is coming.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48489
>>48486
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
r9GHC
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No.48490
48491 48493
[16d20 = 124]
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48491
>>48490
Nice first crit.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48492
>>48486
"Oh fuck, more?"
Torc readies his shield and staff again while joining up with Mr. Snek.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48493
>>48490
"Is it jews?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48494
48496 48634
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Okay, well that didn't last long. Thez quickly reduces her otherwise pile of oozing flesh into a less active pile of oozing flesh. There are still sounds coming from further down the hall, but there are no immediate threats.
lqkPv
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No.48496
48497
[1d20+24 = 29]
>>48494
Search check to investigate the room the golems came out of.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48497
48498
>>48496
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48498
48499
>>48497
Torc slowly walks out into the hall
"Thez, is it safe?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48499
48504
>>48498
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48500
48501
Tracy's move.
lqkPv
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No.48501
48502
[1d20+24 = 42]
>>48500
Search the Room the golems were in

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48502
48503
>>48501
Golems were in the hallway, adjacent to the door. Care to revise?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48503
48505 48731
>>48502
Chamber closest to where they were stationed.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48504
48515
>>48499
"Thez you *cough cough cough* okay?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48505
48507
>>48503
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48506
48508
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