RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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[1d20+24 = 37]>>48453Is she in a position in which she can hide?
Rolling to Hide in previous room.
>>48447"Guys we have orks niggers coming."
>>48455Oh fuck off.
>>48456We're in the middle of an encounter with initiative already rolled. Wait for Infernius to make his turn
>>48457Shhh, you're coughing up blood atm.
Its Infernius' turn against the golems. One is damaged, the other is not.
[3d20 = 44]>>48461Attack the one that crit me.
[6d6+15 = 31]>>48462>same one that was damaged earlierI'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
https://youtu.be/H0xiOWZmYloThe one frankie falls to the ground, chopped mightily by Infernius
[3d20 = 43]>>48465Fae, full round attack on second golem
Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
Fae, then Trump/golems, then Thez, Torc, and lastly Tracy
>shuffling sound intensifies
[1d20 = 19]>>48466If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
[4d20 = 44]>>48470Rolling for Trumpaladin's full round attack
>>48471>Trip attack on a large machine with a dagger >>48470Kek
>>48467Torc casts "Hold Monster" from the staff of power
>>48472The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
>>48469Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunchingI swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...." >>48476With the Multiattack feat it does
>>48476How is her base attack bonus +20?
>>48478Not base attack, combined attack bonus
Fae, is increasingly fine form, just rips apart the 2nd Frankie btw. Its not "down" per say, but its been thoroughly "ground" on the front-surface.
>>48477Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
[4d20 = 42]>>48481Well, Trump will attack at the same time it attacks I guess
So Trump, with his rolls, is quick and able to drop the second Frankenstein - Flesh Golem. But the falling of the second is not all to be heard. Just around the corner is a really creepy "wurbuling" sound, while further down the hall is the dragging of limbs.
>>48486Did Tracy's Opportunist attack hit it?
[1d20+20 = 34][1d20+20 = 26]>>48486Spot and Listen checks to identify whateverthefuck is coming.
>>48486Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
[16d20 = 124]
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom
>>48486"Oh fuck, more?"
Torc readies his shield and staff again while joining up with Mr. Snek.
Okay, well that didn't last long. Thez quickly reduces her otherwise pile of oozing flesh into a less active pile of oozing flesh. There are still sounds coming from further down the hall, but there are no immediate threats.
[1d20+24 = 29]>>48494Search check to investigate the room the golems came out of.
>>48496They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
>>48497Torc slowly walks out into the hall
"Thez, is it safe?"
>>48498A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
[1d20+24 = 42]>>48500Search the Room the golems were in
>>48501Golems were in the hallway, adjacent to the door. Care to revise?
>>48502Chamber closest to where they were stationed.
>>48499"Thez you *cough cough cough* okay?"
>>48503Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"