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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
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RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48041
48081
>>48037
Later. Sorry I bailed earlier
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48042
48043
>>48039
"A suit?" She thinks for a moment. "I can't say I've ever seen you wear clothes before, its hard to imagine."
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48043
48044
>>48042
"Me want to look me best for you on big day."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48044
48045
>>48043
"Then why a suit? Why not rhinoplasty?"

"I'm kidding!"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48045
48046
>>48044
"Heh good one."
*rubs muzzle*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48046
48047
>>48045
"So what kind of suit? A duck suit? A swim suit?"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48047
48048
>>48046
"A nice German made suit."
"Hugo BOSS"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48048
48049
>>48047
"So a suit, or a uniform? I understand Hugo Boss designed the nazi uniforms,...."
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48049
48050
>>48048
"Both. Um thez how do you feel about me still being Nazi?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48050
48051 48052
>>48049
She shrugs. "I don't really have an opinion about it. I've been reading more of Rockwell, and I highly approve of his position thus far."
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48051
48053 48075
>>48050
"Um thez will you teach me to read?"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48052
48053
>>48050
"Rockwell is best."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48053
48054
>>48051
>>48052
She gasps at this, covering her mouth with both hands. "You mean,... but don't you carry around Mein Kampf? You carry Hitler's word but can't,...." her eyes get watery "You really are insufferably adorable. Consider it my main "intervening period" activity," she says, hugging him tightly around the abdomen.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48054
>>48053
"Thez me glad me met you."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48055
48056
She continues to hold him, murmuring softly before saying, "Naturally."

"Thanks," she mutters softly, and not in a sarcastic or shitposting tone.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48056
48057
>>48055
"Me tired."
*picks up thez*
"You want lay down with me?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48057
48058
>>48056
Her eyebrow twitches. "Do we have to lay down tho?"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48058
48059
>>48057
"We dont have to just lay down."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48059
48060
>>48058
"Heeeeeee," she intones with a hint of lewdness to her voice.
Its pretty obvious where its going from there. "One quick question. Do you like me better with scales, or without?"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48060
48061
>>48059
"Me like you gray. It hot."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48061
48062
>>48060
"I was more asking about texture than pallor."
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48062
48063
>>48061
"Scales did feel nice."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48063
48064
>>48062
"Good to know," she says smiling and booping him.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48064
48065
>>48063
*boop of opportunity*
"Thez how would you feel if me turned into earth pony?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48065
48066
>>48064
She mutters something about him being trans now.
"Just kidding. Seriously, I don't know. Wouldn't that limit the number and types of items at your disposal?"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48066
48067
>>48065
"Meh it just idea me have floating around for awhile."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48067
48068 48076
>>48066
"You're not gonna try for Paladin Mount too are you?" she teases.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48068
48076
>>48067
"Me might."
*winks*
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48069
48070
*faggot goes to sleep*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48070
>>48069
'Night
And they did fug.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48075
48081 48235
>>48051
Infernius is the cutest.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48076
48077 48080
>>48068
>>48067
Just fyi, Paladin is a prestige class in unearthed arcana:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Prestige_Paladin
Not as great as the base class, but you'll get everything you want out of it. You don't get paladin spells, but it advances in the spells of your current divine spellcasting class (cleric).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48077
>>48076
You have to have mounted combat, and a few other skill ranks though.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48080
>>48076
You get the horse at lvl 2.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48081
>>48041
M8 it's fine.
>>48075
Agreed
lqkPv
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No.48082
48100
[1d20+24 = 38]
Well Idk what Tracy's Int modifier is with her headband, but I'll make a Search check, to gather-up those remaining shards of glass from when the temple was blown open.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48083
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>Infernius as my Paladin's mount
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48084
48085 48086
>>48083
He's going to be Thez's familiar.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48085
48086 48102
>>48084
>tfw this party is just one big orgy of cohort haxx
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48086
>>48084
Reeeee! I want him!

>>48085
We have other firms of haxx as well
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48088
48089
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>>48078
I saw that!
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48089
48090
>>48088
I deleted it because I realized it wasn't as good as it seemed at first.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48090
48091
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>>48089
Although, looking at the canon writings, there's no restriction on falling, and then taking the prestige class and then falling again to get the falling benefits two-fold.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48091
48092
>>48090
Lame
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48092
48093 48094
>>48091
Yeah, bullshit character development. I just thought the extra Sneak Attack was sexy. I don't have the patience to be LG for even one level anyway.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48093
>>48092
On that note, you have to be able to cast protection from ebil too.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48094
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>>48092
Just don't go out of your way to be lol ebil
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48095
Spoilered
>>48094
This is ebil game
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.48096
48102
Will we be ready to crawl today?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48097
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