RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48037Later. Sorry I bailed earlier
>>48039"A suit?" She thinks for a moment. "I can't say I've ever seen you wear clothes before, its hard to imagine."
>>48042"Me want to look me best for you on big day."
>>48043"Then why a suit? Why not rhinoplasty?"
"I'm kidding!"
>>48045"So what kind of suit? A duck suit? A swim suit?"
>>48046"A nice German made suit."
"Hugo BOSS"
>>48047"So a suit, or a
uniform? I understand Hugo Boss designed the nazi uniforms,...."
>>48048"Both. Um thez how do you feel about me still being Nazi?"
>>48049She shrugs. "I don't really have an opinion about it. I've been reading more of Rockwell, and I highly approve of his position thus far."
>>48050"Um thez will you teach me to read?"
>>48051>>48052She gasps at this, covering her mouth with both hands. "You mean,... but don't you carry around Mein Kampf? You carry Hitler's word but can't,...." her eyes get watery "You really are insufferably adorable. Consider it my main "intervening period" activity," she says, hugging him tightly around the abdomen.
>>48053"Thez me glad me met you."
She continues to hold him, murmuring softly before saying, "Naturally."
"Thanks," she mutters softly, and not in a sarcastic or shitposting tone.
>>48055"Me tired."
*picks up thez*
"You want lay down with me?"
>>48056Her eyebrow twitches. "Do we
have to lay down tho?"
>>48057"We dont have to just lay down."
>>48058"Heeeeeee," she intones with a hint of lewdness to her voice.
Its pretty obvious where its going from there. "One quick question. Do you like me better
with scales, or without?"
>>48059"Me like you gray. It hot."
>>48060"I was more asking about texture than pallor."
>>48062"Good to know," she says smiling and booping him.
>>48063*boop of opportunity*
"Thez how would you feel if me turned into earth pony?"
>>48064She mutters something about him being trans now.
"Just kidding. Seriously, I don't know. Wouldn't that limit the number and types of items at your disposal?"
>>48065"Meh it just idea me have floating around for awhile."
>>48066"You're not gonna try for Paladin Mount too are you?" she teases.
>>48068>>48067Just fyi, Paladin is a prestige class in unearthed arcana:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Prestige_PaladinNot as great as the base class, but you'll get everything you want out of it. You don't get paladin spells, but it advances in the spells of your current divine spellcasting class (cleric).
>>48076You have to have mounted combat, and a few other skill ranks though.
[1d20+24 = 38]
Well Idk what Tracy's Int modifier is with her headband, but I'll make a Search check, to gather-up those remaining shards of glass from when the temple was blown open.
>Infernius as my Paladin's mount
>>48083He's going to be Thez's familiar.
>>48084Reeeee! I want him!
>>48085We have other firms of haxx as well
>>48088I deleted it because I realized it wasn't as good as it seemed at first.
>>48089Although, looking at the canon writings, there's no restriction on falling, and then taking the prestige class
and then falling again to get the falling benefits two-fold. >>48091Yeah, bullshit character development. I just thought the extra Sneak Attack was sexy. I don't have the patience to be LG for even one level anyway.
>>48092On that note, you have to be able to cast protection from ebil too.
>>48092Just don't go out of your way to be lol ebil
Will we be ready to crawl today?