/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>47988
"I need a new cannon for my ship. That way if anything too big comes out, we shoot it."
>>47989
Night faggot

>>47989
*contemplates how it would look if waifu is visibly pregnant in wedding photos*

"That is a good point"

>>47990
"You have 13 functioning ones though, besides our collective power and all. Can't it wait?"

>>47991
"They must be intwined or something, cause if I turn the lever while one's broken they all suffer the same fate. And who knows what that would do to the ship."

>>47992
"You can't just remove the one from the sequence and bypass it, allowing the other 13 to function?"

>>47986
"It will be yuge."
>>47987
"You want me to go?"
>>47989
Night.

>>47994
Torc shakes his head
"Not as far as I'm aware, gnomish shit is hard. I don't understand why it's such a big deal. I have... acquaitances that should be able to get the plans to a smith. I'll I'd have to do is bring a sketch of the cannon and drop it off."
>>47995
"If you'd like."

>>47995
>>47992
"I mean, it's not like we killed four lichs two days ago and all four will respawn within a few days if they haven't already. It's not like Dimensional anchor has a limited period of time it's active, and it's not like we've got a hell of a lot more rooms to clear before we get to the center of the nest. By all means, take your time. Do your shopping now. The enemy will be grateful"

>>47997
"You have point."
>>47996
"Can we wait untill after invasion? Or is it urgent?"

>>47998
"I guess it could wait, but we won't be able to do any further damage to the temple. No new access points if needed."

>>47998
"Infernius, when this city was attacked, it was attacked by a wide number of varieties of undead with four lichs visibly leading. It was organized by someone larger, more powerful, with many underlings. Thus far in the Pyramid we have encountered Allips, varg-thingies, wraiths, and what seemed to be an independently acting mummy lord. We haven't yet encountered even the beginning of who organized this attack. But don't think for a moment their leaders are not in there.

How long do you think it will be before they realize we've penetrated their citadel - they probably already have. Do you think that maybe they are just waiting until sunset - and sun light is toxic to many undead - to lead a forary into town to terroize and kill? Do you think they may come up with the idea to set a trap for us in the pyramid? How long do you think it will be before one of them realizes that all they have to do is get a high level spell caster to cast "dispell magic" to break the dimensional anchor and teleport away from us. Unless of course, they want to be in the harbor. Time is of the essence"

"We know who is behind attack,the kikes."

>>48001
"We know that they are organized. And an organized enemy, is a dangerous enemy. Very dangerous"

>>48000
"They clever so they probably know we are here. They most likely set traps already."

>>48002
"Me know."

>>48003
"We must go in and kill them, before they have the chance to kill us and all of the aryan race. We must release mankind from this curse, and soon. Be strong. Be clever. And above all, act quickly. Because they will be"

>>48005
"Is this the part where I ask not what my country can do for me, but what can I do for my country?"

>>48006
"That's the spirit!

Perchance do you want to wear a cloak of resistance? It can help protect you from curses and effects many of these undead have."

>>48007
"Considering I don't really feel like dieing again? Sure, thanks Trump."

>>48005
"Protection of the entire white race is my priority. Not just tge aryans."

>>48008
"Me wish torc was still here."

>>48008
"here you go"

*hands a cloak of resistance to Torcuil, since there are like two that haven't been used*

>>48009
"That's the spirit!"

>>48010
"You can almost hear him at times..."
\r

>>48010
"I'm quite literally standing right next to you"
>>48011
"STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD"

"Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling
From glen to glen and down the mountain side..."

*starts crying*

>>48011
>>48013
"Me just wish me could see him one more time."
*hugs brad*
*cries*

>>48013
>>48014
"I fucking swear, I'm rig-
Nevermind, lets try this."
Torc grabs Snek, turning him into a staff and smacks Infernius with it.

>>48015
*scratches area that got smacked*
"Me hate mosquitos."

>>48014
*hugs back*
"I do too...

I'm gonna miss the little wanker"

>>48016
"I do too... Tell me if you need me to cure a disease. I'd hate to lose another..."
*starts sobbing again*

>>48017
>>48016
"I sometimes really hate you both"

>>48018
*hugs imagined representation of his lost comrade*

"I hate you too buddy" *sniff* "I hate you too"

>>48018
Alright. Because Snek would be neither rigid nor would his body weight be localized during a "Snek strike", I'm thinking that it would be ineffective as a melee attack, but would allow Snek to grapple as a free action upon contact.
>>48010
"Did something happen to him?"

>>48018
"If only torc would have used higher quality memes mayve he would still be with us."

>>48020
"He dead remember thez?"

>>48019
"You guys are fucking impossible."
>>48020
I'll accept that
"They think I'm dead"
>>48021
"YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO DIDN'T NOTICE ME DYING ON THE FLOOR"

>>48022
"Yeah, and then he was back like 2 minutes later. I mean, did he die again?"

>>48024
"Yes. He also died when a mummy cursed him..."

>>48024
"He never come back thez, he dead."

>>48023
"That gust of wind just now, it sounded loke a bitch."

>>48025
"I know, I watched it happen. It was tragically comical. But then he was back alive again."
>>48026
"Is this some kind of joke?"

>>48028
"To them it is, and I don't appriciate my death being called 'tragically comical'"

>>48028
*leans in to thez*
*whispers*
"Go with it."

>>48030
"I heard that you bitch"

>>48028
"I didn't know he'd failed his saving throw...

I don't think it's comical. Him getting mauled to death by a special mount was comical, but losing him in battle..."

>>48032
>>48031
"Did you hear that brad? The wind had a voice on it."

>>48033
"Like dust in the wind"

>>48032
I can always shoot the two fuckers if they keep ignoring me.

Thez looks at Trump and Infernius, and then at Torcuil. "I've no idea what they're on about. It was funny though. One minute you were sitting there inspecting part of the room, the next minute you were on the floor disintegrating into sand. I mean, if we didn't have an entertron I'd be devastated! But as is,...."
>>48030
"Sorry, my Bluff skill is shit."

>>48036
>grumbling
I need sleep, so this is where I part for the night aw fuck it's morning.
See you faggots later

>>48037
Later fag.

>>48036
"Thez me get suit for wedding"

>>48035
*growls in draconic*

>>48037
Love you, and see you later