RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48716
He's right. It would have taken a few rounds to determine what the refuse in the previous room was. The battle order was modified when engaging the golems because of party position. I'd say its been about 7-8 rounds.
He's right. It would have taken a few rounds to determine what the refuse in the previous room was. The battle order was modified when engaging the golems because of party position. I'd say its been about 7-8 rounds.
>>48719
I hope these leftists are as ridiculously bureaucratic as the ones in our world: hopefully they'll have some useful documents.
I hope these leftists are as ridiculously bureaucratic as the ones in our world: hopefully they'll have some useful documents.
>>48719
Nope. It was once a storage area of some sort, but its been left to disuse and rot.
>stab
Yeah, that's right where things are at. I admit I got a little distracted when the Hitler v. Elway exchange was happening, but I would have avoided falling asleep if I was more conscious of it.
As is, it IS Tracy's turn, as Torcuil had just cast Mass Cure Serious on himself and the first of the advancing group. Strangely, it appears to have had no effect.
Nope. It was once a storage area of some sort, but its been left to disuse and rot.
>stab
Yeah, that's right where things are at. I admit I got a little distracted when the Hitler v. Elway exchange was happening, but I would have avoided falling asleep if I was more conscious of it.
As is, it IS Tracy's turn, as Torcuil had just cast Mass Cure Serious on himself and the first of the advancing group. Strangely, it appears to have had no effect.
>>48724
Hmmm. Good point. There could have been the holy word of chaos OR the Mass Cure, but not both.
Hmmm. Good point. There could have been the holy word of chaos OR the Mass Cure, but not both.
Do you immediately get Clerical Spells of your arcane spellcasting level from one level in Theiurge, or can you choose a different Divine Spellcasting class list?
[16d20 = 200]
>>48503
Tracy enters the room Thez is in, (notices a lever) while Thez continues to make sure its dead
The order after that was Infernius, Fae, Trump, Thez, Torc, and Tracy.
Which, if one goes off the declared actions, mean that:
>>48516
Infernius casts Mass Cure Serious Wounds
Fae doesn't appear to do anything, except comment on Football.
>>48522
Trump says the holy word (my bad) which strangely has no effect.
Then infighting
It would then be Thez' turn, just before Torcuil would have the chance to either 2nd cast Cure Serious, OR say "Shadilay".
>>48728
Yes. While you're getting that rundown, Thez moves to intercept along the corner from the hallway, obliterating faces.
Its a whole mishmash of assorted undead, all lumbering forward, except for some ghosts and shadows that glide along the ground. From further down the hall can still be heard a distinct "Hibbity Hooblah"
>>48729
It depends
>>48503
Tracy enters the room Thez is in, (notices a lever) while Thez continues to make sure its dead
The order after that was Infernius, Fae, Trump, Thez, Torc, and Tracy.
Which, if one goes off the declared actions, mean that:
>>48516
Infernius casts Mass Cure Serious Wounds
Fae doesn't appear to do anything, except comment on Football.
>>48522
Trump says the holy word (my bad) which strangely has no effect.
Then infighting
It would then be Thez' turn, just before Torcuil would have the chance to either 2nd cast Cure Serious, OR say "Shadilay".
>>48728
Yes. While you're getting that rundown, Thez moves to intercept along the corner from the hallway, obliterating faces.
Its a whole mishmash of assorted undead, all lumbering forward, except for some ghosts and shadows that glide along the ground. From further down the hall can still be heard a distinct "Hibbity Hooblah"
>>48729
It depends
[1d20 = 12]
And her opponent's next attack is an automatic hit with a chance to crit,....
And her opponent's next attack is an automatic hit with a chance to crit,....
[1d20+24 = 28]
>>48731
>depends
Depends on what?
Tracy Sneakily moves down the hall towards the hibbiting.
Rolling to move Silently
>>48731
>depends
Depends on what?
Tracy Sneakily moves down the hall towards the hibbiting.
Rolling to move Silently
>>48734
The hallway is packed with undead, she's not going anywhere.
>depends
Is the newly-Theurge a sorcerer, wizard, or cleric (or variant; bard, etc)?
The hallway is packed with undead, she's not going anywhere.
>depends
Is the newly-Theurge a sorcerer, wizard, or cleric (or variant; bard, etc)?
>>48739
No, but each class goes about spellcasting in a different manner. They would maintain that methodology (a wizard-theurge would still memorize and component their spells, a cleric-theurge would still pray for spells, and a sorcerer-theurge would still ordinarily Xp have their limited selection of basically innate spells).
No, but each class goes about spellcasting in a different manner. They would maintain that methodology (a wizard-theurge would still memorize and component their spells, a cleric-theurge would still pray for spells, and a sorcerer-theurge would still ordinarily Xp have their limited selection of basically innate spells).
>>48740
Tracy cast Arcane Spells as an Assassin, and Divine Spells as a Blackguard.
What could she get?
Tracy cast Arcane Spells as an Assassin, and Divine Spells as a Blackguard.
What could she get?
>>48739
>>48741
>>48743
"Hey Tracy, since we are about to be killed by mass hordes of undead, and since you went through the effort of making infernius cast that spell, and since it is your turn, could you please be a dear and pause from your metafagging long enough to kill something? It would be greatly appreciated"
>>48741
>>48743
"Hey Tracy, since we are about to be killed by mass hordes of undead, and since you went through the effort of making infernius cast that spell, and since it is your turn, could you please be a dear and pause from your metafagging long enough to kill something? It would be greatly appreciated"
>>48743
I'm not certain what you mean by "anymore spells".
If you mean "would she have access to more spells as a theurge/assassin/blackguard that makes julienne fries", yes. Her number of known/available spells would be limited, and I am not sure how the spellcasting would work at this moment.
>>48746
The undead seem rather uniform. Identical almost. Not entirely, there's different types, but this mummy looks like that mummy, those skeletons are identical too. They're awfully evenly spaced come to think of it.
I'm not certain what you mean by "anymore spells".
If you mean "would she have access to more spells as a theurge/assassin/blackguard that makes julienne fries", yes. Her number of known/available spells would be limited, and I am not sure how the spellcasting would work at this moment.
>>48746
The undead seem rather uniform. Identical almost. Not entirely, there's different types, but this mummy looks like that mummy, those skeletons are identical too. They're awfully evenly spaced come to think of it.
[3d20 = 22]
>>48747
What are these? Human skeletons?
Fug it.
Full round attack with sword on nearest thing.
>>48747
What are these? Human skeletons?
Fug it.
Full round attack with sword on nearest thing.
>>48755
Since when has she had great cleave?
>I doubt they have 17 hit die
How do you know that? Are you GM? Be patient and don't steam roll
Since when has she had great cleave?
>I doubt they have 17 hit die
How do you know that? Are you GM? Be patient and don't steam roll
>>48757
Oh, the first three attacks worked fine, splintering/decimating a zombie, a skeleton, and a ghoul. Tracy would have had a chance to cleave, but there are no more targets in range with the sword. The next row of 4 (a mummy, a,... wolf man?, a frankenstein, and a shadow) hasn't advanced yet. Tracy is almost in range of the corner and Thez' position.
Meanwhile, Thez is being attacked successfully. She is bitten by a zombie, flailed on by a mummy, and gashed by a skeleton.
Oh, the first three attacks worked fine, splintering/decimating a zombie, a skeleton, and a ghoul. Tracy would have had a chance to cleave, but there are no more targets in range with the sword. The next row of 4 (a mummy, a,... wolf man?, a frankenstein, and a shadow) hasn't advanced yet. Tracy is almost in range of the corner and Thez' position.
Meanwhile, Thez is being attacked successfully. She is bitten by a zombie, flailed on by a mummy, and gashed by a skeleton.
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