RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>47885You could cast Augury to get the correct interpretation.
>>47886You also have that Phylactery of faithfulness.
>>47887>>47886Atlas would need to be online for that.
>>47888Trips confirm...
But would a god be kind of annoyed if a mortal asked him questions about a command he already gave him?
>>47891God's don't like having to say things twice...
It's scary when they're angry...
>>47888There's a reason Atlas delegated most duties to his Admins (who are always on)
Tracy brushes her birds, cleaning the dirt and whatnot out of their downy fluff.
>>47877>discord-fagging this hard>>47890No Kang Doot info. Attempting to read/meld with his mind result in momentary insanity for the person. Comprehension spells are ineffective.
[4d20 = 67]>>47897Try again with less shitty rolls
Where are the characters?
If we can't get anything else out of Kang Doot, can we make another crawl?
>>47902Well fuck. I take the kangs clothes/wrappings.
>>47904Tracy has his arms already.
Taking his skull.
>>47907I found it on (((Google))).
>>47908So i just found a video that shared some very disturbing info.
Im probably going to make a thread on it.
I never asked what Int bonus Tracy's headband gave her.
*fills body with chocolate ice-cream*
>>47913Give me about thirty minutes.
GM, could I decrease crafting time with memes?
>>47917No, but you could decrease XP cost of spells.
>>47920>murder-hoboingIt's more murder-farming, desu. We haven't really moved around that much.
>>47918Fine
>>47920I still wanna know what effect triggering the dust would do
>>47922Why do you like item making more than fighting?
>>47923He already told us. It would kill us, and destroy any loot
>>47927Thanks for the great description m8
>>47929There would be a flash explosion, which could possibly destroy items worth taking, would alert bigger dangers to our presence, and could destroy the mechanisms to operate the door at the end of the hallway
>>47912I realized I haven't been applying Tracy's Int modifier to any of her Search checks.
>>47931Tracy is on her way to the entrance of the temple.
>>47932I guess Torc heads there too
>>47936Looks like the party is here then.