RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48298"Don't listen to him Mr. Snek, someday you'll find a Mrs. Snek who finds you sexy"
[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
>>48309Fuck it. Pull out sword, and activate force shield ring
>>48309Stay a few squares back though, and wait until the coast is clear.
Tracy has her cane drawn
>>48307Do these char sheets look better? I know I don't have item descriptions I'll get those later.
>>48310Snek readies gun.
Torc activates his shield this time, and prepares his staff of power
>>48312Oh Tracy's in front, that's for sure
>>48312Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
[1d20+16 = 21]>>48315You mean like Mice or like something else?
Fae: Listen check
[1d20+20 = 25][1d20+20 = 21]>>48315Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
>>48320Tracy made him a hat of Disguise.
[1d20+26 = 33]>>48317Fae move over and peers into the room over Tracy's shoulder
>>48321When??? You've kept your character insanely busy
>>48322reeeeeeeeeeMove the lion back. She has no stealth.
>>48325Also, it's hard to listen when you have a lion on your shoulder.
>>48325Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
>>48321Tracy
started making him a hat of disguise
>>48325Too late (as usual, none of this is planned, I'm just going off of character actions).
>SQUEAK? >>48320Yes
>>48321Nah, I'm gonna enchant it with shadow unless those can stack.
>>48328Y u no tell me staff of power gave me +2 to all saving throws?
>>48328*charges in to the room*
"IM AN ANTI-SEMITE LOOK AT ME,GET READY TO "BURN"
>>48332Don't use fire effects at all
>>48330Make Tracy Kneesocks of Shadow, if you can.
>>48331reeeeeeeeMuh stealth!
[1d20+9 = 29]>>48331>>48332You motHER FUCKERS
>>48334I'll try.
Snek wriggles up to the door and spot checks for Torc
>all these animals breathing down her neck
[angry rogue-pony noises]
>>48334Shadows don't have stealth in daylight either
>>48337Fae: *breathes in Draconic*
>>48338My only regret is not combining that with a listen check.
Tracy backs away, to let Fae and Snek take the first hit if anything pops out.
>>48341Infernuis charged in already
>>48342I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
>>48341Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
>>48330A shambling mound of squeaking
>>48330Xp
>>48331The whole room is suddenly lit up with simulated daylight, causing the mound to squeak unceasingly and in multitude.
>>48332And,... Infernius is covered in undead rats
>>48335Snek spots Infernius being an idiot, and being swarmed by undead rats.
Whatever.
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
[1d20+26 = 44]
Trumpaladin casts detect evil and Fae does a basic spot check
[1d20 = 8]>>48345Turn Undead on the Rats! I don't know what I should roll for but...Rolling
>>48329The "shambling mound" comment was supposed to be to this post
>>48345Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4] Snek
[1d20 = 7] Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
[3d20 = 32]
I set them on fire.
>>48350Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
>>48352>>48353Too late, Trump went and compelled them with the power of Christ
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