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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
1310 replies and 149 files omitted.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48305
48307 48309
>>48298
"Don't listen to him Mr. Snek, someday you'll find a Mrs. Snek who finds you sexy"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48306
>>48304
"Me bet."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48307
48313
>>48305
>tongue - thp thp thp intensifies
lqkPv
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No.48308
[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
eueZS
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No.48309
48311 48312
[1d20+16 = 23]
[1d20+26 = 45]
>>48305
Trumpaladin: Detect evil

Fae: Spot and Listen
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48310
48313
*readies sword*
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48311
>>48309
Fuck it. Pull out sword, and activate force shield ring
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48312
48314 48315
>>48309
Stay a few squares back though, and wait until the coast is clear.

Tracy has her cane drawn
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48313
48320
Char Sheets Torc&Snek.pdf
>>48307
Do these char sheets look better? I know I don't have item descriptions I'll get those later.
>>48310
Snek readies gun.
Torc activates his shield this time, and prepares his staff of power
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48314
>>48312
Oh Tracy's in front, that's for sure
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48315
48316 48318
>>48312
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
eueZS
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No.48316
48317
[1d20+16 = 21]
>>48315
You mean like Mice or like something else?

Fae: Listen check
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48317
48322 48323
>>48316
More like rats desu
lqkPv
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No.48318
48319
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48319
>>48318
>1
reeeeeeee
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48320
48321 48324 48330
>>48313
Mr.snek wears a top hat?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48321
48322 48324 48328 48330
>>48320
Tracy made him a hat of Disguise.
eueZS
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No.48322
48325
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48317
Fae move over and peers into the room over Tracy's shoulder

>>48321
When??? You've kept your character insanely busy
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48323
1515718711813.png
>>48317
*genocide intensifies*
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48324
>>48321
>>48320
Thats adorable desu
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48325
48326 48327 48328
>>48322
reeeeeeeeee
Move the lion back. She has no stealth.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48326
>>48325
Also, it's hard to listen when you have a lion on your shoulder.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48327
>>48325
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48328
48329 48330 48331 48332
>>48321
Tracy started making him a hat of disguise
>>48325
Too late (as usual, none of this is planned, I'm just going off of character actions).
>SQUEAK?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48329
48351
>>48328
Did she Spot anything?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48330
48334 48345
>>48320
Yes
>>48321
Nah, I'm gonna enchant it with shadow unless those can stack.
>>48328
Y u no tell me staff of power gave me +2 to all saving throws?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48331
48334 48335 48345
>>48328
Cast daylight into room
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48332
48333 48335 48345
>>48328
*charges in to the room*
"IM AN ANTI-SEMITE LOOK AT ME,GET READY TO "BURN"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48333
>>48332
Don't use fire effects at all
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48334
48335 48339
>>48330
Make Tracy Kneesocks of Shadow, if you can.
>>48331
reeeeeeee
Muh stealth!
k5+kC
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No.48335
48336 48345
[1d20+9 = 29]
>>48331
>>48332
You motHER FUCKERS
>>48334
I'll try.
Snek wriggles up to the door and spot checks for Torc
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48336
48338
>>48335
Ayyy lmao
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48337
48339
>all these animals breathing down her neck
[angry rogue-pony noises]
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48338
48340
1515530738657.jpg
>>48336

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48339
>>48334
Shadows don't have stealth in daylight either

>>48337
Fae: *breathes in Draconic*
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48340
>>48338
My only regret is not combining that with a listen check.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48341
48342 48344
Tracy backs away, to let Fae and Snek take the first hit if anything pops out.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48342
48343
>>48341
Infernuis charged in already
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48343
>>48342
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48344
>>48341
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48345
48350 48352
>>48330
A shambling mound of squeaking
>>48330
Xp
>>48331
The whole room is suddenly lit up with simulated daylight, causing the mound to squeak unceasingly and in multitude.
>>48332
And,... Infernius is covered in undead rats
>>48335
Snek spots Infernius being an idiot, and being swarmed by undead rats.
lqkPv
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No.48346
Whatever.
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
eueZS
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No.48347
[1d20+26 = 44]
Trumpaladin casts detect evil and Fae does a basic spot check
lqkPv
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No.48348
48359
[1d20+28 = 34]

eueZS
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No.48350
48354
[1d20 = 8]
>>48345
Turn Undead on the Rats! I don't know what I should roll for but...Rolling
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48351
>>48329
The "shambling mound" comment was supposed to be to this post
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48352
48355
>>48345
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
Umbas
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No.48353
48355
[3d20 = 32]
I set them on fire.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48354
48356 48357 48359
>>48350
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48355
>>48352
>>48353
Too late, Trump went and compelled them with the power of ChristFootball