RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>49016That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting
because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
>>49018Actually, maybe closer to 60 DC, if you add the conjure seed.
>>49019How much would it be to not drain
all energy but just enough for a second snek?
>>49020>>49021You couldn't even fathom something like that before Epic level anyway.
>>49021Idk what ur thinking, GM has popcorm
>>49022I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
>>49026If she's between his legs, he's
technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
>>49026>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penaltyFucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
>>49027If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him
>>49028I know right
>>49029He's a mage: expect something wacky to happen before they get close.
>>49025>1 hour agoWell, I guess GM is gone for the night
>>49032No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
>>49033Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
>>49034It looks like you're contemplating the bride of Snekenstein yes?
>>49034>Epic spell failure/miscalculationYou'd
wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
>>49035Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
>>49037Actually, a Viper rod would be better, but you have to be ebil to make that.
>>49035In a nutshell
>>49037I was planning on somehow magically binding Mrs. Snek to the staff too so it
kinda looked like that when in staff form
>>49040You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM >>49041Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
>>49042Yes
Is huge larger or smaller than giant?
>>49043Giant isn't a size class.
>>49044Is a giant constrictor huge then?
>>49042But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
>>49045Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
>>49046This desu..
I guess it just can't be helped...
Found it
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl>>49047I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
>>49049After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
>>49050It'd be a pain and a half to craft anyway.
putting wings on him could be cool though.
>>49046The mage seems to have gotten away, as the banshee-room kinda threw off the ability to hear which direction he went
>>49047It does not weigh 2 tons
>>49052But that hallway ends and turns just one direction. Can't we just run down every hallway?
>>49053>pic>>49054Trump could, and is not restricted from doing so.
>>49054We'll find him.
I'm not leaving this dungeon empty-handed.
>>49056Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
>>49057Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
>>49058*pets horsey*
*detects evil*
Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
>>49058>>49059>Seriously considering a mounted charge down a temple corridorTrump roll a riding check
>>49059"I hope the next room isn't filled with screaming kids..."
>>49060*Shrugs in horse*
She wouldn't say no to it.
>>49060Not a charge, just walking technically
Rolling
I think he can allot 10 points to Ride, and the Shoes give 10>>49061"Especially those damned Gingers
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>>49063Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
>>49063>Walking at 100 ftKek.
She could also Move Silently at 50 ft (without penalty), if need be.
>>49064"Fucking Irish. First they chase us out of Ulster, then they come fight for Lincoln and invade our homes, and now this"
>>49065>>49064I think that if she devotes both the move action and the standard action in her round, she can cover twice the distance without needing a run or charge
>>49066You can control her movements during your turn.