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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49018
49019
>>49016
That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017
I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49019
49020
>>49018
Actually, maybe closer to 60 DC, if you add the conjure seed.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49020
49021 49022
>>49019
How much would it be to not drain all energy but just enough for a second snek?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49021
49022 49023
>>49020
>inb4 GM calls me a fucking idiot, says no, and teleports Torc and Snek to fight enemys alone cause of my stupidity
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49022
49024 49026
>>49020
>>49021
You couldn't even fathom something like that before Epic level anyway.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49023
49024
>>49021
Idk what ur thinking, GM has popcorm
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49024
49025
>>49022
Buzzkill....
>>49023
Wait what?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49025
49032
>>49024
Brb for about 15 min
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49026
49027 49028
>>49022
I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49027
49029
>>49026
If she's between his legs, he's technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49028
49029
>>49026
>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49029
49030
>>49027
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him

>>49028
I know right
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49030
49031
>>49029
He's a mage: expect something wacky to happen before they get close.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49031
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>>49030
Bring it on
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49032
49033
>>49025
>1 hour ago
Well, I guess GM is gone for the night
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49033
49034
>>49032
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49034
49035 49036
>>49033
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49035
49037 49039
>>49034
It looks like you're contemplating the bride of Snekenstein yes?
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49036
>>49034
>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
You'd wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49037
49038 49039
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>>49035
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49038
>>49037
Actually, a Viper rod would be better, but you have to be ebil to make that.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49039
49040
>>49035
In a nutshell
>>49037
I was planning on somehow magically binding Mrs. Snek to the staff too so it kinda looked like that when in staff form
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49040
49041
>>49039
>Staff turns into ebin two-headed couatl
>Like a wyrm rod, only more creative
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49041
49042
>>49040
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49042
49043 49046
>>49041
Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49043
49044
>>49042
Yes
Is huge larger or smaller than giant?
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49044
49045
>>49043
Giant isn't a size class.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49045
49047
>>49044
Is a giant constrictor huge then?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49046
49048 49052
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>>49042
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49047
49049 49052
>>49045
Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49048
>>49046
This desu..
I guess it just can't be helped...
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49049
49050
Found it
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl
>>49047
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49050
49051
>>49049
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49051
49053
>>49050
It'd be a pain and a half to craft anyway.
putting wings on him could be cool though.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49052
49054
>>49046
The mage seems to have gotten away, as the banshee-room kinda threw off the ability to hear which direction he went
>>49047
It does not weigh 2 tons

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49053
49055
>>49051
>put very tiny but powerful wings on Snek
>snek just starts hovering around with comically tiny wings by his head and tail
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.49054
49055 49056
>>49052
But that hallway ends and turns just one direction. Can't we just run down every hallway?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49055
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>>49053
>pic
>>49054
Trump could, and is not restricted from doing so.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.49056
49057
>>49054
We'll find him.
I'm not leaving this dungeon empty-handed.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49057
49058
>>49056
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49058
49059 49060
>>49057
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49059
49060 49061
>>49058
*pets horsey*

*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat

"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49060
49062 49063
>>49058
>>49059
>Seriously considering a mounted charge down a temple corridor
Trump roll a riding check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49061
49063
>>49059
"I hope the next room isn't filled with screaming kids..."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49062
>>49060
*Shrugs in horse*
She wouldn't say no to it.
eueZS
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No.49063
49064 49065
>>49060
Not a charge, just walking technically

Rolling I think he can allot 10 points to Ride, and the Shoes give 10

>>49061
"Especially those damned Gingers
\r
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49064
49066
>>49063
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49065
49066
>>49063
>Walking at 100 ft
Kek.
She could also Move Silently at 50 ft (without penalty), if need be.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49066
49067
>>49064
"Fucking Irish. First they chase us out of Ulster, then they come fight for Lincoln and invade our homes, and now this"

>>49065
>>49064
I think that if she devotes both the move action and the standard action in her round, she can cover twice the distance without needing a run or charge
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49067
49068
>>49066
You can control her movements during your turn.