RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>49016
That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017
I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017
I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
>>49020
>inb4 GM calls me a fucking idiot, says no, and teleports Torc and Snek to fight enemys alone cause of my stupidity
>inb4 GM calls me a fucking idiot, says no, and teleports Torc and Snek to fight enemys alone cause of my stupidity
>>49022
I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
>>49026
If she's between his legs, he's technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
If she's between his legs, he's technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
>>49026
>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
>>49027
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him
>>49028
I know right
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him
>>49028
I know right
>>49032
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
>>49033
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
>>49034
>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
You'd wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
You'd wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
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>>49035
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
>>49040
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
>>49041
Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
>>49042
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
>>49045
Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
Found it
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl
>>49047
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl
>>49047
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
>>49049
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
>>49051
>put very tiny but powerful wings on Snek
>snek just starts hovering around with comically tiny wings by his head and tail
>put very tiny but powerful wings on Snek
>snek just starts hovering around with comically tiny wings by his head and tail
>>49056
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
>>49057
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
>>49058
*pets horsey*
*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat
"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
*pets horsey*
*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat
"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
>>49063
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
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