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Anonymous
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No.47678
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RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48098
48100 48107
>>48097
That reminds me. Part of the reason that enemies are always coming to you (the party) is because exploration has been less feasible. The Tower is slow AF, and going on foot or flying/running on air is exhausting and inefficient. Additionally, this particular set of encounters (the pyramid etc.) is a consequence of escaping Court City without burning it to the ground desu. Lastly, its my job to find a way to rob the party of any peace that I can, and I shall do my duty.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48100
48101
>>48098
Understood.
Also: >>48082 >>47912
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48101
48104
>>48100
Frankly I don't recall a headband. Could you remind me?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48102
48126
>>48085
Embrace the hax
>>48096
I should be around for the rest of the day
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48104
>>48101
She got a headband of intellect in that chest before the party left to find Infernius (I was greedy and asked for an ebin headband, but ebin because that's too haxx). I just never asked what the Int bonus was (+2, +4, or +6), because I've been a massive idiot and haven't been applying her Int bonus to Search checks and whatnot.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48105
48106
Also, how much glass did she collect? The hole in the temple is big enough for Tracy to walk through at full size, so there had to be a lot of shards.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48106
48108
>>48105
Nope, its like safety glass, tiny pebbles. And I'm not just saying that cuz I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48107
48109
>>48098
Well exploration should be easier now cause airship.
Actually, I think Torc is the most traveled of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48108
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>>48106
>I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces
Glue the pieces together to make an ebin glass sword, of course, like in Skyrim.
I guess I'll just have her blow another whole in the temple later...
*collects tiny pebbles in sack*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48109
48110
>>48107
>airship
Precisely. By the way, Torcuil had previously disengaged the faulty cannon from the mechanism on the ship. There's only one volley remaining though.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48110
48111
>>48109
Oh so I could still fire volleys, okay.
How does it reload?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48111
48113
>>48110
By turning the mechanism. The ejection, reloading, and firing of the cannons is all mechanically integrated to the hand-crank. It was designed so that a person could obliterate any aggressors without putting their drink down.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48113
>>48111
And that means we're almost out of shells...
I take it gnomes have the power to make more?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48114
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>>48108
Glass hammer could be useful too though.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48115
>>48114
*meticulously gathers pebbles into one giant sack*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48116
48117 48119
Also, the reason that the airship cannons are the only thing that can damage the glassteel is because A: the walls are thick AF, and B. because they fire at a much higher velocity than standard cannons or the employed magics. Glassteel is remarkably temperature-resilient, quickly diffusing any extreme irregularities.
Tl;dr You gotta use armor piercing rounds.
>>48114
Axes or maces would be the easiest to make, given the size of the particles.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48117
48118
>>48116
>you gotta use armor peircing
What about armor peircing, that explode? HEIAP
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48118
48120
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>>48117
Talk to the Gnomes
>>48108
It might work as a Maquahuitl
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48119
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>>48116
We have some Sovereign Glue, so I guess a glassteel mace or hammer could be made over the course of a couple days.
Would the Make Whole Spell be able to fuse particles together?
Also, Since it's only half as heavy as steel, could Tracy make a Yuge-sized hammer and still wield it without penalty?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48120
>>48118
You mean like those Mayan sword-clubs?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48121
48122 48124
>>48119
>Make Whole
Good thinking, but not in this case. The damage results in both warping and melting of the glass, in addition to being reduced to fine pieces.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48122
48123
>>48119
I desire a glassteel claymore. I will discover da wey to make one, one day.
>>48121
Awww...
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48123
>>48122
You need ebola to Kno de wey
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48124
48125
>>48121
Well, I'll have Tracy make the hammer first. Then I'll see if she can use that to break other chuncks off later on.
How long has this Dimensional Lock been set? It should last at least 2 weeks.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48125
48128
>>48124
1 day per caster level, so 16 days total. I'd say its probably been 5 days, without looking back.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48126
48129
>>48102
Good to hear.

Is anyone else here atm?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48127
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I've been here, if anyone's wondering
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48128
48130
>>48125
>five days
It was set at night, then we had the day with the Pirates, and then the day it was penetrated and the mummies fought
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48129
>>48126
I am totally not here
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48130
48131
>>48128
Didn't you go through a period where you were repairing the city and whatnot?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48131
48132 48133
>>48130
I don't believe so. I cannot imagine prioritizing repairs over destroying the phylacteries of three lichs
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48132
48134 48135
>>48131
So the town is still destroyed?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48133
>>48131
Yeah, you would never do that
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48134
>>48132
The only significant damage to the Port was at the main gate. The undead focused on attacking the ppl, not the structures.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48135
>>48132
The town is less damaged than it was in the demonic invasion since the brothel was the only area inside of the town that was firmly penetrated, and since fires were not started
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48136
Alright.
Let's just wait for Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48137
48138
How thick are the walls of the temple?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48138
48139
>>48137
E X T R A T H I C C
probably
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48139
48140
>>48138
I hope.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48140
48141
>>48139
What are you thinking? e_e
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48141
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>>48140
.... I was estimating how many cubic feet of precious glassteel pebbles would've been dumped into the temple from a hole that was 16 by 16 ft...
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48142
48143
>>48141
I'm gonna guess, a lot of them.
Anyone want another hole for entry?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48143
48144
>>48142
Svae it for later. I might want to target the edge of the hole, to see if bigger chunks could come off.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48144
>>48143
Yeah I was kinda thinking that too
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48145
48146
>>48141
Plenty. More than can be carried effectively by one person (or pony).
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48146
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>>48145
Tracy dumps the sacks off gravel in her bag of holding and saddlebags,m and makes rounds to her room as she waits for Infernius to arrive.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48147
Oh hush, the hole isn't really that big. Tracy's faggottry is just taking the "16 feet" mention to seriously
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48149
48150
Y U delet?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48150
48153
>>48149
Why you exaggerate even things like carrying capacity?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48153
48154
>>48150
>A light load for a cauchemar is up to 612 pounds; a medium load, 613–1,224 pounds; and a heavy load, 1,225–1,840 pounds.
It's the same reason why she's able to move at full speed while carrying Trumpaladin in heavy armor.