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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
1310 replies and 149 files omitted.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48254
48261
>>48241
>4 dmg
What was I supposed to do? Have him have an aneurysm?

And Thez <whoooof> appears on scene,... with an unusual thickness to her skin. Its as though she's grown scales over her normal skin, aesthetically different (appearance-wise) but functionally the same as her previous Infernal appearance.
Also Infernius crawls on the scene to be a smartass.

Umbas
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No.48255
48257
[1d20 = 11]
>>48253
Reeeeeeee
Boops brad sentry
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48256
>>48252
>>48253
>all these shitty rolls
It's gonna be a long night
eueZS
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No.48257
[1d20+22 = 34]
>>48255
Oh Yeah! Boop You!
r9GHC
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No.48258
48259 48261
[16d20 = 148]
Thez gets mad.
T> Flurry of Boops

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48259
48262
>>48258
Does... she fumble after the first 1 or does she get in the second critical boop?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48260
48263
It appears that everyone has been machine-gun booped, including a critical boop, before Thez rolled a fail.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48261
48266
Fuzzy spooder ring bonuses, what are they again?
>>48254
"Fucking son o' a whore."
Torc then notices Infernius crawling in
"Could you help me"
>>48258
"MY NOSE"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48262
>>48259
No, the fail eliminates any further attacks.

Everyone was booped tho.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48263
48265
>>48260
Does she have that multiple opponent attack feat? Who received critical boopage?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48264
48270
Sneak_attack.jpg
>>48251
>Not every single round of every encounter
Where does it say you can't? The robe''s concealment increaeses as the the encounter progresses too. A normal cloak or robe gives you a +4 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks.
So long as you conceal your weapon, your enemy can't properly defend themselves, and are thus denied their dexterity bonus to AC, making them susceptible to Sneak Attacks.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48265
48268 48270
>>48263
I vote snek or Infernius gets the critical
Umbas
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No.48266
48267 48268 48270
1515780940278.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>48261
Boops meme magician
*casts heal moderate wounds*
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48267
48270
>>48266
>9
We aren't gonna get shit done at this rate
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48268
48277 48281
>>48266
>minor
Dude, its 4 dmg
>>48265
Technically, Trump should get it cuz she booped him first (cuz he booped her first) but she likes Infernius better, and would have given him the critical boop. Its not a bad thing.
lqkPv
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No.48269
48281
[1d20+26 = 36]
Tracy goes ahead, making sure to check for traps so the party doesn't get killed.
Search check to look for traps and hidden doors.

Inferius, could you cast Hide From Undead?
eueZS
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No.48270
[1d20 = 6]
>>48264
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I'm too busy booping to write a damned brief on the issue though

>>48266
>Healing boop
Why didn't I think of that?

>>48265
But snek has a different nose, so do you just boop him normally?

>>48267
Rolling to Grab Tracy by the pussy, see if that gives a good roll
eueZS
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No.48271
48273 48275
[1d20+16 = 27]
[1d20+26 = 41]
Trumpaladin detects Evil

Fae: Spot and Listen Check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48273
48276
>>48271
Staph. Let Tracy go first. She has the stealth and trap sense.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48274
48277 48278 48279
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>>48272
Going ahead then, which way is Tracy going?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48275
>>48271
>detect evil
The whole place, but nothing immediate from his current position.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48276
>>48273
I ain't going ahead. This is from the entrance
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48277
48279 48280
>>48268
>4 dmg
That's fucking 7% of Torc's health
Does Snek gtt any snek skill points or no? I'm finishing up my char sheets so I'm trying to figure out all my item bonus and shite
>>48274
I vote we go right
lqkPv
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No.48278
[1d20+24 = 38]
>>48272
Why was this deleted?
>>48274
The right path.
Rolling to move Silently.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48279
48282
>>48277
>>48274
I vote Right, and door number 2
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48280
48286
>>48277
He can have 20 points to start with. At 1st he'll get the "1st level" remainder. No maxxing.
Umbas
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No.48281
48284 48285 48287
[1d20 = 6]
>>48268
*pinches thez's ass*
>>48269
*casts protection from undead or whatever*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48282
48283 48284
>>48279
So if going down the hallway, the door on the left?
eueZS
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No.48283
[1d16 = 13]
[1d20+26 = 31]
>>48282
To the place with stairs and where the mummy room was located, but the next door

Trumpaladin follows Tracy with Fae - way behind Tracy

Spot and listen check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48284
48285
>>48281
Good, cast it on everyone.
So long as we don't attack, undead can't see, hear, or smell us, but they can still sense circumstantial shit, so no horsing around.
>>48282
Is the door closed?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48285
48288 48291
>>48281
Hand slap-slap-slap "Stahp!"
>>48284
The only door that's opened is the Mummy door.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48286
>>48280
That works, thanks again GM

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48287
48289
>>48281
>Scaly fetish stuff
"yuck"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48288
48302
>>48285
"You love it"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48289
48290
>>48287
"Scales feel good"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48290
48297
>>48289
"But sexually arousing?"
lqkPv
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No.48291
48292 48293
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>48285
So, Tracy would have to open the door to see what's on the other side?
Search check to examine the door to see if it'd creak when opened.
lqkPv
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No.48292
[1d20+27 = 43]
>>48291
Also, trap sense because why not.
Do I add the +4 to the modifier when using Search to look for traps?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48293
48294
>>48291
Wanna do a detect evil on the closed door first?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48294
48295
>>48293
That'd take 3 rounds to get anything useful.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48295
48296
>>48294
Do we not have 18 seconds to spare?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48296
48298
>>48295
I'm sure it's evil.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48297
48298 48299
>>48290
"Thez arousing all the time,it dont matter what form she take."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48298
48300 48302 48303 48305
>>48296
Yeah, but we can tell the number of enemies, direction, and relative strength of enemies at least near the door before opening it

>>48297
"But... Scales? Lizards aren't sexy"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48299
48301
>>48297
Infernius, when your character gets there, could you cast Disrupting weapon on Tracy's sword, so she can actually damage all these zombies? Sneak Attack can't do shit to them.
lqkPv
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No.48300
48302
[1d20+21 = 39]
>>48298
Wait for the Roll to resolve.
Listen check, to detect anything on the other side of the door.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48301
>>48299
*casts disrupting weapon*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48302
>>48288
>blush
>>48298
Subjective, but scales = rough sex
>>48300
Shuffling noises, but nothing particularly onerous.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48303
48304
>>48298
"Then why you want to fuck dragon?"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48304
48306
>>48303
"That can transform. So not while it's a dragon"