RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48766The spell causes the procession of undead and such to dissipate in a shadowy puff that dominoes row after row as it makes its way down the hall. As it reaches the spell's perimeter, Infernius can see that they're coming from around the corner to the left, but can't see past that.
Thez, who was in the process of preparing to beat the zombie with the femur of the skeleton, looks around foolishly, and a tad disappoint.
Fae, then Trump, Thez, Torc(?) and Tracy.
>>48767Does that make the hallway clear for passage?
[1d20+16 = 20][1d20+26 = 46]>>48771In proper succession, Fae and Trumpaladin advance forth slowly nearing the end of the room but not quite to the corner. Trumpaladin detects evil and Fae spot and listen checks
[1d20+11 = 31]
I have returned.
Snek shoots an undead fucker
>mfw I just realized I've never even once applied Tracy's dexterity bonus to her Initiative rolls
>>48775I don't bother with Thez' either
>>48774>xXx_369mlgnoscopesnek_xXxAlso, on the giant constrictor stats it says "base grapple +23" des this mean snek gets a +23 bonus on grapple?
>>48780No, you add his strength bonus to that number to get his grapple bonus
>>48773They're not evil, but they don't act like their appearances. Their behavior is mostly a caricature of their "creature" type (whether zombie, or skeleton, or w/e) and they have a shadowy translucence, almost imperceivable but unmistakable upon examination. They're still whole and solid somehow, but they seem less substantial.
>>48780That's correct.
So Trump and Fae are side by side advancing. Are they closing to striking distance?
>>48782I thought the things were dispelled...
>>48781>>48782Does the 23 invlude strength though, or no.
And was there anything in the hall for snek to shoot?
>>48782Let me rethink my strategy then
>>48784Actually, I did the math, and yes, that 23 is the totality of his grapple bonus. It's his base attack bonus of +8, his size modifier of +8, and his strength modifier of +7 added together
Whoops, nevermind, I misread the post. Alright. Pretty much everyone is at/around the corner.
"This should be a piece of cake!" Thez says, darting around everyone.
>>48783Only to a limited range
>>48784Yes and yes.
[/b]POP[/b] rings out as Snek busts a cap, a skeleton down the hall takes a headshot. Though expressionless, Snek somehow looks satisfied.
[3d20 = 28]>>48786Let's have Fae Pounce on her round, and Trumpaladin dispell magic after moving forward
[16d20 = 171]
Thez does an anime-esque roaring charge, attempting an overrun. Defenders get attacks of opportunity. Rolling essentially to see how far she gets. They're spaced alternating 3/row-4/row.
>>48786Snek shakes his tail to dissapate the smoke and looks at Torc with an expresion of "I'd like to see you do that"
Torc ignores him
>>48788>1 [16d20 = 161]>>48787He was just detecting evil though,....
rolling for more attempts to stop her
[16d20 = 179]
Still going,....
>>48790I though he was away from the corner and all of the creatures had been dispelled
>>48792I apologize. Well, Trump and Fae can have attacked the advancing ones, but otherwise Thez just ran them all over and managed to run into a wall.
>>48793Did word of Chaos get cast last night?
I'm hoping no.
Also, what is everyone's alignments for when I use it
Torc: CG, Snek: CN, Infernius: CG, and that's all I know
As Thez runs down the hall, striking the multitude of opponents in a sprinting double-lariat, she manages to deftly avoid each incoming strike and with each strike from her (now that she knows they're shadow illusions) the fabrications disappear in a puff of smoke. Curious to see how long she can keep this up, she glances back in satisfaction to see how far she's progressed, and runs head-first into a wall.
Thez: Neutral
>>48796>True NeuralNot at all what I was expecting
To Trump andd Fae's left is a door, and from around the corner Fae hears someone mutter something, followed by rapid footsteps.
>>48797She was Neutral Evil, but she's transitioning as the story develops
>inb4 >>48800I thought she was Lawful Evil?
>>48801Nope, she started this boot NE. She is generally lawful in demeanor (except when eating faces), but her disposition is neutral. Over time (removing the fiendishness, other experiences, I'nis) she has trended away from direct evil. She's still capable of it, but she's less inclined.
>>48802You
Definitely said she was lawful evil. And she's a monk, so...
>>48803Actually, now I distinctly remember her saying she was glad to be Neutral Ebil the first time she watched Tracy >rape Trumpaladin.
>>48806Tracy has never raped Trumpaladin successfully
>>48803Monks don't lose their powers like Paladins do. Although she may never again advance as a Monk, since she's multiclass.
The downside is, they can't be atoned like paladins, clerics, or druids.
>>48807Keep telling yourself that.