RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48153She ain't a cauchenar at at will
>not appreciating smug Daybreaker pics
>>48154Let GM decide when she is and isn't.
>>48156It was already decided. Months ago. You just refuse to acknowledge it
>>48157Then why are you deleting it so incessantly?
>>48156Because you go beyond established limits incessantly
>>48159It's not your place to enforce rules of this game.
And since when is she not able to transform on her own? She's only at full-power when ridden, but she can still transform.
>>48160She's never been able to transform into a
31 strength Cauchemar on her own
>>48160>Not your place to enforce rulesIt's not your place to constantly willfully break them
>>48161Carrying capacity is not all about strength.
And regardless, that doesn't excuse you deleting things on your own accord.
>>48163>>48161Even if she were only as strong as a heavy warhorse, she could still drag 4,500 pounds.
And why do you care so much about what she can carry?
>>48164She doesn't have a literal ton of carry capacity and you are not excused for ignoring the limits previously established
>>48166>limits previously establishedWhat limits are you referring to? How were they worded?
I don't need your permission every time she does something.
>>48163Actually, that's kind of Tracy's gimmick by now
>>48164Technically, it is in a comparable manner
>>48165Wut? No.
Wait, no, that's correct.
>>48165Because it's enough that you're evidently being allowed to craft out of glass steel and a very large quantity of it at that, even though it's not a listed weapon making material
>>48170It's listed in other publications. I know it's weight and hardness.
If she's even as big as a regular horse, she'd be able to carry most of it back by herself.
>>48168It's Tracy's faggot's gimic
>>48167When there's no rules to it it ceases to be a game at all. There's no challenge or strategy or thought to it, just making up new superpowers every hour
>>48171Then you don't need cauchemar strength now do you?
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>>48172You don't decide the rules, so stop acting like you're in charge.
This isn't D&D.
>>48173>calicheWut?
>>48174You're not in charge either faggot
>>48170Neither is "Mythrium", which is what Sugoito is made of,....
>>48171Its not a question of weight, its a question of volume. I suppose it could all fit in the broom closet tho.
>>48172What he means - I assume, cuz its all I'll allow - is that when in full Cauchemar form, Tracy would be able to
carry 1400lbs (including Trump), or
drag 4200 lbs (with NO carried weight).
In Heavy Warhorse form (agitated/combat) she has appropriate weight limits and such (I'll look it up later), and likewise for base pony form.
Warhorse form is like a berserk rage though, and can't be maintained for a duration.
The penalties for a heavy load are pretty extensive though
>>48175I'm not the one who's censoring other players' comments and acting like he's enforcing the rules of the game.
>>48177She can heal exhaustion in the Entertron, can't she? She's just staying productive while Infernius prays or whatever.
>>48176I thought Suigoto was Ademantium?
>>48178Jesus Christ you could do everything you say you want to just by lowering the airship next to the hole and loading it on the airship
Your imagined powers have seriously harmed your problem solving abilities
>>48176I would've liked to make a Shatterspike, if I could figure out how to shape this material.
>>48180I thought of that, but I figured it'd take longer.
>>48176>Warhorse formWait, do you mean the hybrid form where she's just a blue horse, or the form where she has a regular nightmare's abilities?
>>48183How many forms does she have? As I recall:
Pony form
Flaming Warhorse form
Cauchemar form
>>48184I put 17 ranks into Control Shape so she could transform at will and have a hybrid shape. I've been operating under the assumption that it was:
>pony form>Warhorse form>Cauchemar form (nerfed stats)>Cauchemar form (complete stats) >>48185That's way too confusing. I'm of the mind that since she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her, she loses the nerfed Cauchemar form. She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
>>48185Shit, it may have been 9 ranks, let me find my sheet..
>>48186I've been treating her ability like unnatural lycanthropy thus far.
>she's had the (((essence))) extracted from herWhen did that happen?
>>48187The uhm,... lewd display in the stadium with Trump and Fae,....
>>48186>She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.Does she still have the projectile smoke cone?
>>48188Wait, that had consequences?
Reeeeeeee!Well shoot, now I've got to find new essence...
>>48189Yes and she can direct it, but it doesn't conceal her normally.
>>48190Haven't you noticed that lewd has the
most consequences ITT?
>>48188What do those ranks in Control Shape account for then?
>>48191>it doesn't conceal her normallyWhat's the difference in concealment?
>>48190I wish she hadn't lost Soros's leg to the Tarrasque.. Now I have to find another fiend for her to eat...
>Look up D&D Nightmares
>Pictures like this pop up
Reeee! Why can't I look up monsters without being sexually aroused
>>48192Being able to still go Warhorse form.
>>48193Before, the smoke naturally occurred around her granting concealment at 5' and 10' (partial/full), but she could also blow smoke at an enemy. Now she can only blow it at the enemy (meaning, she could partially/totally conceal herself from 1-2 opponents, but not all those around her in a circumference). Unless full Cauchemar
>>48195Nightmares are really well-built monsters. They're bred for strength and vigor.
>>48196... So she can't use it to pull a Korak and shoot bolts/shurikens from concealment anymore?
>>48195Nightmare is for rough sexual
>>48197 She could if she blew at the target first. You don't have to have concealment from
everyone to do a sneak attack, just the victim.
*finishes carrying glass*
>>48198Alright. The cone lasts a round, so it should be able to work.
I'll just carry a bunch of smokebombs and drop them all over the place from now on.
>>48199Actually, that darkness kunai thing was brilliant
>>48200She can see through smoke, but the Darkness obscures even her darkvision, so it's ony good for getaway's, unless I have her take Blindfight..
Dropping an object is a free action, and smokebombs aren't expensive.
>>48201Is lighting a smokebomb a swift action or a standard action?