RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48865"Technically speaking, the best one alive."
>>48866From his position, Snek would not know anything more than what Tracy has already learned, except that whatever is running away is the first living thing the party has encountered in the temple.
>>48868Snek communicates that to Torc
"Yo guys? That thing isn't an undead"
>>48867No, because you cheat
constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
>>48868>first living thing the party has encountered in the templeCan Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
>>48872No, it had already turned some way before Tracy made the corner. Also its not Tracy's turn.
>>48873Infernuis bull rushes after the guy.
>>48875Probaly. Could Tracy make a relf to get out the way?
>>48876Isn't he around the corner though? Wouldn't Infernius have to stop first?
>>48876Tracy has Improved Evasion and Improved Uncanny Dodge. I think she should be able to.
>>48877Sorry, but what's his movement? Each square represents 5'.
Does Infernius hit a wall? Is Tracy run over? Let's settle this by dice rolls
>>48879Those don't help under the circumstances
>>48882She could make a reflex save to avoid the bull rush.
>>48880Base i suppose.
Although i feel Minotuars should get a bonus while bull rushing.
>>48883Yes, but she could do that anyways
>>48885They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
>>48889>>48888Sorry tracys faggot, Infernuis will make it up to her later.
>>48891>>48889*bull rushes after the fleshy goy*
[1d20+14 = 32]>>48884Reflex roll
>>48885Is she
targeting Tracy, or just trying to overrun her?
Fae and Trump are next, who are standing next to a door. Infernius gets hot-headed and charges down the hallway, bearing his single horn. Its a good thing there's only one, cuz otherwise Tracy would've gotten gored just now, instead of getting knocked about a bit by the buffoonish minotaur who isn't watching where he's going.
>>48894Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
>>48893Im trying to chase down the guy running away.
>>48895Fae could only charge up to Infernius' position, unless she's pouncing on
him.
>>48897Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
>>48896Give Tracy some time, she's faster and has the Trap sense.
>>48898You need a feat for that.
Thez meanwhile, has almost fully regained her senses, still clutching a large lump on her head with both hands. "Hey guys, there's a staircase over here."
>>48897Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it
>>48899And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
>>48901>stairs"Cool, anyone wanna go up?"
Torc realizes only sSnke and Thez are nearby
"Oh"
I guess it's plausible that the magic caster used ghost sounds to make it seem like he escaped down a different path
>>48902End of the hallway, past the corner. The big T on the map.
>>48903Down
>>48905"Down, my bad. Thez since the others are doing fuck knows what you wanna investigate?"
>>48901While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
>>48908She charging not running, and you could have done the same if you asked for a dice roll
>>48906>>48908I see. Then move forward and turn the corner in a move action at adjusted speed of 80ft
>>48906Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
>>48907"Might as well, it looks like they're going to be busy."
>>48911Yes. Thez proceeds carefully down the staircase, vanishing into thin air as she does so (hiding in plain sight cuz shadows)
>>48912Fuck it, then. I'm not slowing down.
Tracy changes her mind and decides to follow Thez.
>>48911I thought that corner was where everyone was?
>>48913Aren't you at the corner?
>>48912Torc trys riding Mr. Snek towards the staircase
[1d20+2 = 8]
>>48914Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
>>48916But the T on the map is at that corner. It's the same direction