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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48406
48408
>>48404
Tracy was right at the door, and she's smol, so she can move through his square.
r9GHC
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No.48407
48410
[1d100 = 69]

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48408
48411
>>48406
She's a medium sized creature
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48409
48413
1515742298953.png
>>48405
>20
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48410
>>48399
Like, as in objects or usrs, or unknown?
also, can I apply arcan knowledge and spellcraft to detect magic?
>>48407
Kinky
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48411
48412 48415
>>48408
Ponies are smol.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48412
48414
>>48411
Not in the size category sense though.

If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties

r9GHC
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No.48413
48417
[1d100 = 74]
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.


Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48414
48416
>>48412
The same way you wield a Bastard Sword without exotic weapon proficiency.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48415
>>48411
No they're not. If dwarves are med, ponies r too.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48416
48419
>>48414
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat

You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
r9GHC
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No.48417
48418 48426
[2d6 = 5]
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48418
48420
>>48417
Holy shit

Um... can Trumpaladin flank with boots or is this still Infernius's fight?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48419
48424 48425
>>48416
Really?
I was refering to that post in the second thread >>1322 → where Tracy tried to push trumpaladin over, but failed because >"ponies r small"
I've applied her size modifier as such ever since.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48420
48421 48426 48434
>>48418
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.

eueZS
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No.48421
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 7]
>>48420
Rolling

And Fae as well, although she should have +6
lqkPv
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No.48422
48423 48424
[1d20 = 1]

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48423
>>48422
reeeeeeeee
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48424
48429
>>48419
>using an uber early-post as reference
I'm both bothered and impressed by this. Idk how I'll modify the next roll.
>>48422
Tracy is last
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48425
48429
>>48419
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48426
48427 48428 48430
>>48420
>>48417
REEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48427
>>48426
This was in character, i forgot the quotations
r9GHC
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No.48428
48431
[1d100 = 53]
>>48426
Hope you don't die
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48429
48433
>>48424
>bothered and impressed by this
Autism. Pay it no mind.
>>48425
Aww...
I wanted to be smol so I could do cool stealthy things and whatnot...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48430
48432 48433 48436
>>48426
Let the Rogue check first next time.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48431
48437
>>48428
If i do ill get better.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48432
48440
>>48430
Nah
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48433
>>48429
She's still small enough to mount a fully armored Trumpaladin, although she increases his encumbrance by one category

>>48430
This
k5+kC
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No.48434
48435
>>48420
Rolling torc and snek
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48435
>>48434
You somehow manage to go after Tracy
k5+kC
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No.48436
48441
[2d20 = 31]
Lets try that again
>>48430
Snek hisses in agreement
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48437
48442
>>48431
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48438
48441
Snek goes first
r9GHC
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No.48439
[1d20 = 7]

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48440
stealth-funny-motivational-poster.jpg
>>48432
Watch your back next time.
k5+kC
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No.48441
48443
[1d20+3 = 8]
>>48436
Aw yes
>>48438
Snek shoots at the closest frankstien. What else do I apply other than dex? Whats the range?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48442
48445
>>48437
Inis will live!
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48443
>>48441
Range is immediate

Order:
Snek
Infernius
Fae
Trump/Frankies
Thez
Torc
Tracy
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48444
48446 48448
BTW, if not explicit, these are Golems, not undead.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48445
48446 48449
>>48442
>immediate
Is that more or less than 30 ft?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48446
48455
>>48445
What the fuck do you think?

>>48444
Cool
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48447
48450 48457
>as the party engages the Frankensteins, shuffling noises can be heard from further down the hallway, including a disconcerting sound hibbity hooblah.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48448
48449 48451
>>48444
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48449
48454 48455
>>48445
Point blank
>>48448
TY, I prefer for players to be balls-deep before knowing what they're tangling with

lqkPv
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No.48450
48452
[1d20+24 = 41]
>>48447
Listen check
How many?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48451
48453 48454 48455
>>48448
You say that every damned encounter "oh I knew it!"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48452
>>48450
3 aside from those apparent.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48453
48456
>>48451
Well, I do have a nasty tendency to foreshadow and hint
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48454
>>48449
I prefer to just fight blindly, because there's no way fr my character to know what kind of monster, so why should I?
>>48451
I read the whole monster catalog twice, because I'm a massive autist and love monsters.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48455
48458
>>48449
Ah, so another +1 not that it helps
>>48446
ASS
>>48451
HOLE