RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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[1d20+24 = 43]>>48354Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
[1d20+26 = 40]>>48354>The room is empty and barrenLol bullshit
Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll
Trumpaladin detects evil
>>48348I found an item for your consideration. Horseshoes of a Zephyr>>48354Well thats fucking boring
[1d20+20 = 31]>>48358Search
is trap sense.
Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
>>48359For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
>>48360I keep applying the wrong modifier...
>>48360No, the miniscule squeaks do not seem to have alerted any other areas to the party's activity.
>>48357NO srsly, its several piles of long-spoiled goods and not much else. Realize, its been fore-fuggin'-ever since this vessel was carrying living cargo.
[1d20+14 = 32][1d20+26 = 33]>>48364Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen
Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
Infernuus continues ahead looking for kangz and kikes.
[1d20 = 15]>>48365For holding food, probably.
Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
>>48367Cast Hide From Undead again.
>>48368>Three squares ahead of everyoneExcept for Infernius, who is one ahead of her
There's a door at the opposite end of the room, otherwise the party can backtrack to the hallway.
[1d20+24 = 42]>>48371Tracy approaches it slowly.
Search/Trap-sense
[1d20+9 = 21]>>48371Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
>>48373WHY DO YOU NOT LET THE ROGUE DO HER THING FIRST
>>48371Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
>>48373On one hand, fuck you
On the other, this is infernius
>>48379"Infernius... Let Tracy do her thing"
>>48382He already opened it though
>>48382Too late. He already did it...
>>48373A pair of lumbering forms turn toward you to attack.
>>48379kek
>>48380Aside from the whole place, nothing.
[1d20 = 13]
Infernius, roll initiative
>>48387Um... Can Trump use boots of the wolf to attack the forms?
[1d20+20 = 34]>>48387How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
>>48389No, he has no visual on the opponents.
>>48390Well that's less fun. Infernius has first move, and his sword is already burning (don't think I didn't notice earlier).
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
[1d20+21 = 38]
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
[6d6 = 18]>>48393All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
[1d20 = 9]>>48398>OpportunistTracy makes an attack of opportunity on whatever was just hit.
>>48400Could be human or pony or what have you captives
>>48403You ain't in line of sight either, and it's already dead anyways
[4d20 = 43]>>48400Just wait
>>48401Newp, Infernius is the only one in visual/attack range.
So the forms full-attack Infernius. They look like Frankenstein.