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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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lqkPv
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No.48356
48358
[1d20+24 = 43]
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
eueZS
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No.48357
48364
[1d20+26 = 40]
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit

Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll

Trumpaladin detects evil
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48358
48360
>>48356
Search for Traps first
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48359
48361 48362
>>48348
I found an item for your consideration. Horseshoes of a Zephyr
>>48354
Well thats fucking boring
lqkPv
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No.48360
48363 48364
[1d20+20 = 31]
>>48358
Search is trap sense.

Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48361
48366
>>48359
Tracy already has those.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48362
48366
>>48359
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48363
>>48360
I keep applying the wrong modifier...
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48364
48365 48366
>>48360
No, the miniscule squeaks do not seem to have alerted any other areas to the party's activity.
>>48357
NO srsly, its several piles of long-spoiled goods and not much else. Realize, its been fore-fuggin'-ever since this vessel was carrying living cargo.
eueZS
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No.48365
48368
[1d20+14 = 32]
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen

Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48366
>>48361
>>48362
You do?
Oh, I feel stupid.
>>48364
"Shall we move on?"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48367
48369
Infernuus continues ahead looking for kangz and kikes.
lqkPv
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No.48368
48370
[1d20 = 15]
>>48365
For holding food, probably.

Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48369
48372
>>48367
Cast Hide From Undead again.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48370
>>48368
>Three squares ahead of everyone
Except for Infernius, who is one ahead of her
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48371
48373 48374 48376 48380
There's a door at the opposite end of the room, otherwise the party can backtrack to the hallway.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48372
>>48369
*does*
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48373
48375 48377 48381 48387
>>48371
I open the door
lqkPv
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No.48374
[1d20+24 = 42]
>>48371
Tracy approaches it slowly.
Search/Trap-sense
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48375
>>48373
Dammit!
k5+kC
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No.48376
[1d20+9 = 21]
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48377
48379
>>48373
WHY DO YOU NOT LET THE ROGUE DO HER THING FIRST
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48378
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48379
48382 48387
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>>48377

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48380
48387
>>48371
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48381
>>48373
On one hand, fuck you
On the other, this is infernius
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48382
48385 48386
>>48379
"Infernius... Let Tracy do her thing"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48383
48384
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48384
>>48383
*pets pony*
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48385
>>48382
He already opened it though
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48386
>>48382
Too late. He already did it...
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48387
48389 48391
>>48373
A pair of lumbering forms turn toward you to attack.
>>48379
kek
>>48380
Aside from the whole place, nothing.
r9GHC
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No.48388
[1d20 = 13]
Infernius, roll initiative
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48389
48392
>>48387
Um... Can Trump use boots of the wolf to attack the forms?
Umbas
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No.48390
48392
[1d20 = 19]

lqkPv
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No.48391
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48392
48393
>>48389
No, he has no visual on the opponents.
>>48390
Well that's less fun. Infernius has first move, and his sword is already burning (don't think I didn't notice earlier).
Umbas
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No.48393
48398
[3d20 = 45]
>>48392

eueZS
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No.48394
48395 48396
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48395
>>48394
>>48394
Kek
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48396
>>48394
That would be me
k5+kC
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No.48397
48399
[1d20+21 = 38]
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
r9GHC
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No.48398
48400 48401
[6d6 = 18]
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48399
48410
>>48397
Two resonant signatures
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48400
48402 48405
>>48398
Poor thing?
lqkPv
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No.48401
48405
[1d20 = 9]
>>48398
>Opportunist
Tracy makes an attack of opportunity on whatever was just hit.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48402
48403
>>48400
Could be human or pony or what have you captives
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48403
48404
>>48402
>tfw ebil and don't care either way
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48404
48406
>>48403
You ain't in line of sight either, and it's already dead anyways

r9GHC
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No.48405
48409
[4d20 = 43]
>>48400
Just wait
>>48401
Newp, Infernius is the only one in visual/attack range.
So the forms full-attack Infernius. They look like Frankenstein.