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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48507
48509
>>48505
B4?
lqkPv
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No.48508
48512 48529
[1d20+24 = 39]
>>48506
Move towards the area where the Hoobla sounded from earlier.
Rolling to Sneak.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48509
48511 48514
>>48507
e_e I'll be more diligent in future
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48510
48513
Spoilered
I suddenly want to build a >rape factory. Forget the ranch.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48511
48514
>>48509
Is thez in b4?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48512
48529
>>48508
Is Tracy able to sneak up on the orcs?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48513
>>48510
Uhh do we put the kikes in the rape factory?
eueZS
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No.48514
[1d20+16 = 28]
[1d20+26 = 39]
>>48511
Thez is T in b1

>>48509
Trumpaladin walks into room B1, and detects evil

Fae spots and listens at the far end of the room
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48515
48516 48519
>>48504
"Yeah, my fists hurt. Why?" she says laughingly before looking over and seeing Infernius' 'trophies' of combat.
"Hurry up and heal that, this might be trouble." she says seriously as a wave of slavering undead spills forth from the hallway. Its mummies, and zombies, and ghosts, and wraiths, and wights, and ghouls, in a wave of forms too great to number but certain to dissolve one's entire being and imprison them in an eternity of suffering and torment upon contact.

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48516
48731
>>48515
*casts heal serous wounds mass on the undead and myself*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48517
48518 48521
A <THUMP THUMP "What is the word?"> sounds in Trump's head.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48518
48520
>>48517
Let me find a pasta
k5+kC
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No.48519
[4d8+17 = 34]
>>48515
Uh, shit
Mass cure critical wounds.
Infernius, I would recommend a second casting of this.
Torc targets the closest 17 while his faggot trys to think of a meme
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48520
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>>48518
Do it faget!
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48521
48522 48523 48527
>>48517
"And Thus did John Elway helicopter spin back in time to create the Denver Broncos, touch down and win Super Bowl XXVI, and cum inside Rainbow Dash.

Praise American"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48522
48527 48731
>>48521
How the fuck did I forget the Magic Word?

"Football"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48523
48526 48527
>>48521
"And with Dan Reaves, John Elway created the Universe, which created football, which created American, which was the first football"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48524
48529
Has Tracy gotten anywhere yet?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48525
Trumpaladin frantically looks through a book pulled from Fae's bag

"I should have had this shit memmorized....

In the beginning there was John Elway. And John Elway was bored, so he challenged Dan reaves to a game. But there was no game, so John Elway created Football, which was the first Football, and from that Football cameth the universe, and John Elway cameth into Rainbow Dash
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48526
48527 48528 48529
>>48523
"Yea. But though Football, it was not the all-encompassing Football. Rather, it was the Football that was to be." Fae says with a bit of a smirk.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48527
48528 48530
>>48526
>>48521
>>48522
>>48523
"That what your religion teaches?"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48528
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>>48526
>tfw less intelligent and knowledgeable in own religion than mount

>>48527
"Praise American"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48529
>>48526
>>48524
>>48512
>>48508

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48530
48532
>>48527
"Something tells me you don't wanna hear about Kek then"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48531
48532 48533 48534
"Everyone know hitler created the universe."
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48532
48535
>>48531
>>48530

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48533
48538 48539 48540
>>48531
Torc doubles over laughing
"Nah, Hitler was a demigod. One of Kek's sons, whom achieved godhood through proving himself. Luckily I learned this word that should help us in my studies of him."
Torc turns towards the horse and utters a word.
"Shadilay"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48534
48535
>>48531
"But we all created the universe," Thez retorts.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48535
48536 48539
>>48532
>>48534
"WRONG

But by Elway's hand alone"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48536
>>48535
Trumpaladin places up his finger when doing this, as if interrupting in a debate and speaking out of turn
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48537
>sectarian conflict
Everyone duel to see which religion is superior.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48538
48540 48547
>>48533
Ah mi a liberta!!

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48539
48541
>>48533
>>48535
"Both of you cease your heresies"
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48540
>>48533
I meant horde, not horse
>>48538
Wut?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48541
48546
>>48539
"Psst! we're trying to kill an undead horde here with Holy word and word of Chaos. If you don't want to help, stand aside and let the professionals do their work. Also Football American is One True Faith"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48542
48544
Spoilered
So, has Tracy managed to sneak up on the orcs or not?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48544
48547
>>48542
Oh, you act like this is easy. Xp
Gimme a sec
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48546
48548
>>48541
*roman salute*
"Hitler is superior."
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48547
48549 48553
>>48538
Ah now I get it
>>48544
Torc continues on
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
eueZS
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No.48548
48550 48558
>>48546
"To his fellow demis maybe. But Elway is a True God. Praise American"
\r
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48549
48560
>>48547
"Vola e Vai, My Little Pony, se nouva amici, volai enconuntrae..."
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48550
48551 48552 48557
>>48548
Elway is a Demon.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48551
>>48550
Oh fuck
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48552
48558 48560
>>48550
"Elway is a Demon Deciving you."
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48553
48554 48555 48557
>>48547
I have to admit, I find Shadilay a far better word of Chaos than Kek. Kek IS good, no mistake, but there's a bit too MUCH personification.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48554
>>48553
Kek is the god whose word of Chaos is Shadilay.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48555
48556 48557 48560
>>48553
Can my word of chaos be "Deutschland"?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48556
>>48555
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES, UBER ALLES IN DER WELT
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48557
48560 48561 48682
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>>48550
"I'll deal with you later

>>48553
GM, can Fae correct Infernius's heresy?

>>48555
>Deutschland
>Chaotic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48558
48559
>>48548
Did you just call Hitler a "demi"?
>>48552
Oh shit!

*pulls out popcorn for sweet, sweet sectarian violence*