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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48817
48819
Love conquers all.png
>>48815
lol
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48818
48819
>>48815
I distinctly recall that when i first joined you were getting raped.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48819
48820 48821
>>48817
Nope

>>48818
Wrong
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48820
48822
implying you wouldn't.png
>>48819
>
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48821
48822
>>48819
What movie were you watching that night?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48822
48823
>>48821
It was It, and Trumpaladin was not raped

>>48820
Don't make me punish Tracy

Not in that way
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48823
48825
>>48822
I mean we all saw it happen
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48824
48825
>>48806
Here it is: >>1944 →
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48825
48828
>>48823
>>48824
No, didn't happen. And if it did, there was no penetration
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48827
48833
Can Tracy see what's behind that door now?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48828
48829 48830
>>48825
Tracy is right
>>1942 →
>>1947 →
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48829
>>48828
Good times.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48830
48831 48832
>>48828
>inb4 delete
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48831
48832
No. No. Nope. Never happened. Even if it did, there was no described penetration, so no rape

>>48830
Go away you troll
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48832
48835 48838
>>48830
He threatened to do it for the first time in >>2027 →
>>48831
>implying >rape has to be penetration

>>48830
Can Tracy have her turn now?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48833
48834
>>48827
Are you not interested in the spell caster who is running away?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48834
48836 48837
>>48833
I would, if she could open the freaking door.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48835
>>48832
Fuck off
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48836
>>48834
I think he ran around the corner of the hallway
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48837
48839
>>48834
But he didn't go through the door, he is around the corner of the hallway
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48838
>>48832
Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
lqkPv
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No.48839
48840 48841
[1d20+20 = 36]
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>48837
Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
lqkPv
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No.48840
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>48839
And Search
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48841
48842
001a.png
>>48839

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48842
48843 48844
>>48841
>All those squares
Tracy's land speed is 100, right? Can she catch him?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48843
48845
>>48842
You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48844
48846
>>48842
If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48845
48847
>>48843
Her land speed is 40 at base +10 because mount buff, and doubled by her horseshoes.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48846
48848
>>48844
What did Tracy do during her turn? Is she still where she was earlier?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48847
48849
>>48845
Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48848
001a.png
>>48846
Yes, sorry, I keep forgetting the pic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48849
48850
>>48847
Ponies move at 40 ft.
She's moving on all fours, using her animated claws to hold her sword.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48850
48851 48853
>>48849
You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48851
48854 48855
>>48850
>pull that out of your ass
Nah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48852
Shilling?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48853
48854 48856
>>48850
I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48854
48858
>>48851
As I recall, it was 'fire them out like a garden hose'.
>>48853
40 seems perfectly reasonable, especially next to her speed when Cauchemar
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48855
1516105504220.png
>>48851

Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48856
48857 48859 48860
>>48853
Because smaller creatures move more slowly. Dwarfs and halflings move at 20ft, for instance
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48857
48865
>>48856
"Unless they're crazy-haxxor monks." ^_^
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48858
>>48854
He can't keep claiming new shit every single encounter
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48859
48861
>>48856
Regular ponies are medium sized. Tracy is as big as a normal pony.

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48860
48862
>>48856
Yea but tracy is a little pastel colored horse though.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48861
48862
>>48859
A normal pony is 600 pounds. Dwarfs are medium sized and they go 20 ft
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48862
48864
>>48860
Ponies should move faster.
Ever other race gets racial abilities.
>>48861
That's why I thought she'd be smol.
And dwarves are THICC-built, with short legs.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48863
48866
>doesn't see why this matters when the sound of something running away is the present stimuli.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48864
48867
>>48862
Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48865
48868
>>48857
"You best monk me know."
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48866
48868 48869
>>48863
Snek makes a smell [1d20 = 9]
and listen/spot [1d20+9 = 10]
check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48867
48871
>>48864
I thought her size was smol. I know her speed is 40.
It makes sense. Let it go.