RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48815I distinctly recall that when i first joined you were getting raped.
>>48819What movie were you watching that night?
>>48821It was
It, and Trumpaladin was not raped
>>48820Don't make me punish Tracy
Not in that way
>>48822I mean we all saw it happen
>>48823>>48824No, didn't happen. And if it did, there was no penetration
Can Tracy see what's behind that door now?
No. No. Nope. Never happened. Even if it did, there was no described penetration, so no rape
>>48830Go away you troll
>>48830He threatened to do it for the first time in
>>2027 →>>48831>implying >rape has to be penetration>>48830Can Tracy have her turn now?
>>48827Are you not interested in the spell caster who is running away?
>>48833I would, if she could open the freaking door.
>>48834I think he ran around the corner of the hallway
>>48834But he didn't go through the door, he is around the corner of the hallway
>>48832Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
[1d20+20 = 36][1d20+20 = 32]>>48837Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
>>48841>All those squaresTracy's land speed is 100, right? Can she catch him?
>>48842You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
>>48842If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
>>48843Her land speed is 40 at base +10 because mount buff, and doubled by her horseshoes.
>>48844What did Tracy do during her turn? Is she still where she was earlier?
>>48845Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
>>48846Yes, sorry, I keep forgetting the pic
>>48847Ponies move at 40 ft.
She's moving on all fours, using her animated claws to hold her sword.
>>48849You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
>>48850>pull that out of your assNah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
>>48850I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
>>48851As I recall, it was 'fire them out like a garden hose'.
>>4885340 seems perfectly reasonable, especially next to her speed when Cauchemar
>>48853Because smaller creatures move more slowly. Dwarfs and halflings move at 20ft, for instance
>>48856"Unless they're crazy-haxxor monks." ^_^
>>48854He can't keep claiming new shit every single encounter
>>48856Regular ponies are medium sized. Tracy is as big as a normal pony.
>>48856Yea but tracy is a little pastel colored horse though.
>>48859A normal pony is 600 pounds. Dwarfs are medium sized and they go 20 ft
>>48860Ponies should move faster.
Ever other race gets racial abilities.
>>48861That's why I thought she'd be smol.
And dwarves are THICC-built, with short legs.
>doesn't see why this matters when the sound of something running away is the present stimuli.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
>>48862Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
>>48864I thought her size was smol. I
know her speed is 40.
It makes sense. Let it go.