What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>46054Actually, Tracy's hit die is 14d6+3d10, meaning she can only take one more hit before she's dying or is possibly already dying
>>46055For all intents and purposes, yes. Kudos for not using fire spells/effects, that would have been bad.
>>46054This is round 5 of combat
And when I say done, I do need to take a 15 minute break, but what I more mean is the fight is decided, and maybe nobody died. We can continue.
No, 22 would be alright. Yeah, unless someone wants to risk rolling a 1, I was gonna call it for the party, especially since 2 of the party are almost dead.
>>46061Although weren't there only 5 extant zombies, meaning that only 1 could have threatened Tracy if 1 threatened every other character?
*kills the mummy cleric if Torcuil didn't get 'em first*
>>46064That'll work
>>46064That requires a caster level check. 1d20 + 8
>>46065".... Well *pant* that was
fun..."
>>46065>>46066Trumpaladin nurses his wounded hand, and goes to hug and rub his Kitty, who suffered a single hit in the combat
"Did they hurt you? You sure hurt them!"
>>46068
Reeeeeeeee staph reading my mind!
Can I actually do that? I wanted to apply Contagion to the Demon Claws and Mummy Rot is /bestdisease/
>>46070Oh that's fine, damage is healed and Torcuil is at almost max hp.
Also, lets see this beautiful mummy swag. They've got to be rich because they was kangz 'n shieet.
>>46074Ugandan Knuckles is such a great meme
>>46069*humps leg*
"You looked really amazing when you sliced-off both of that monster's arms, ~Flashy."
>>46073It will take some time to sift through/blow away all the dust (there's LOTS).
>>46079Fae uses Dragonne wings to help clear, sort of like hover but not actually flying
[1d20+19 = 33]>>46079You roll Search to Rapidly Ransack a chest, right?
Rolling to scoop-up sweet Arabian booty.
>>46083"To where?"
>>46082"Don't you dare claim all this shit for yourself!"
>>46084Mummy rot is a curse, not a normal disease. It's a supernatural ability of the mummy
>>46086I'll cut-off their hands and ask Infernius to animate them to make an equivalent to a hand of glory.
>>46077Have you seen the pony invasion video?
>>46081Good thinking. It would only take about 5 rounds to accomplish it at that efficiency
>>46083Brudda, he does not no de wae. We must give him the ebola.
>spit spit spit spit>>46084In time
>>46086"What would I do with
all of this, ~Flashy?" She asks as she leans over the edge of the chest, swinging her hips
"I just want to try on their jewelry."
>>46087And you think that will give you its supernatural abilities? And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?
>>46089He was going to stare her down, but decides against it
>>46088Tracy crams all of the loot in her bag, dust and all.
>>46086"Do ye kno da wey of the devil"
>clicking>>46088Nope, can I get a link?
>>46090>And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?I'll just have her go to the entertron.
I meant to put them inside of the Demon Claws anyway.
>>46087Yes, we'll get to that. But Tracy and Fae were going to clear out the room, yes?
>>46090Great point, handling curses is way different than handling poisons.
>>46092Its on the board, gimme a minute
>>46091"just let the dust clear. It takes literally 30 seconds to clear the room"
>>46092"I'm sorry, what?"
>>46093And if it happens when she's more than one minute away from the entertron? Why wouldn't the cursing ability be destroyed with the mummy anyways
>>46094What if she keeps them in her claws?
Either way, mummy-rot sample acquired!
>>46095>why wouldn't be destroyed with the mummiespic related
>Inb4 Tracy curses herself
[1d20 = 19]>>46094Hopefully Fae has cleared the room by now and Trumpaladin can open his eyes again. And mouth. And nostrils. Anyways, search check on all the shit, particularly looking if there's any sign of just
what culture is represented
>>46099Too much second best pony. That's scary
Question. Torc has 18 ranks in spellcraft, so what's his bonus for checks?
>>46101>implying there can be to much ponk[1d20+5 = 8]>>46100Trumpaladin had studied up on Kings and Queens in this domain and others for the purpose of
impressing and picking up girls diplomacy and negotiations. He makes a knowledge check on nobility and royalty for the symbols on the mummies' jewelry and other items
>>46104Just pocket everything, m8.
Tracy dumps it all in her bag.