What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45304Aww... I can wait for you
>>45305To ask Fae: "Is it in this room?"
>>45306"Afraid, no. But you have atrocious tastes"
>>45295How dark is it? Is it pitch black?
Torc brings out Mr. Snek and hops on his back
>>45302"Ladys first then"
Torc rolls a architecture check for hidden shit
[1d20+2 = 10]>>45310Aside from the light streaming in from the hole, yes. Most ppl have darkvision tho so its not a big deal, and Tracy is on fire.
>>45315*Tracy makes a super-saiyan ki-charging pose, and revs up her flames to illuminate the room so her husband can see past his arms*
>>45314Understanding the nature of the returned insult, he glares back
[1d20+21 = 25][1d20+21 = 38]>>45313Search and Spot checks on ceiling, because he asked.
>>45313Ever seen the Sistine chapel? It looks nothing like that. In fact, the ceiling is probably the most unmentionable aspect. Its just flat glassy shit.
>>45307Its okay brad just protect thez untill i get there.
>>45319[confused pony noises]
".. W-would you rather I turn it down, Flashy..?"
*flames fizzle and die-down considerably, leaving the room pitch black once more*
>>45322Kek. Yes I have seen the sistine chapel, it was just a question to see if the "rooftop," which seems to be the bottom of the lower overturned pyramid, was identical on both sides, suggesting that the octohedron was two pyramids put together rather than a single structure
>>45324He doesn't need darkvision to give you the stare of death
>>45321[sad monster noises]
"... Are you mad at me, Flashy?"
>>45325She's confused, because she doesn't understand why he's glaring at her. She only wants to help.
>>45326"No no, you're a good horsey"
*Rubs and pats what he thinks is her head and neck*
"So, are we just gonna stand here waiting or are we gonna go in?"
>Snek noises
>>45329I think that's snake for "fuck this haunted house shit I'm outa here"
>>45328"... If you're having trouble seeing, just let me know.. I'm here to help you, Flashy"
>>45329Having found nothing on her detection rolls, Tracy advances forward.
>>45331I'd try again with trap searching
*stares*
>>45330My snek ain't no fucking wimp...
But I would agree>>45331"Welp, here we go"
[1d20+25 = 32]>>45332One more Search Check then.
[1d20 = 9]http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dancing_LightsThis should help with seeing
>>45334Snek the rogue makes an extra search check
>>45335"That'll work. Send 'em around the room to help us see what's here.
If we need to, I can cast Daylight so we can light up the room since, you know, I'm a spell caster with a buffed 18 wisdom"
*stares at horse*
>>45335You cast spells with memes fuccboi
>>45336Torc send the lights around the room, allowing the party to look around.
>>45337Not fucking always you bitch
>>45325Thats a clever idea, though not what it is. The ceiling is completely horizontal and does not reflect the pyramid slope.
>>45333For future reference, Thez can talk to Snek and convey/receive concepts and information.
>>45335"I can do that one again!" Thez says, also casting Dancing Lights,... for no particular purpose.
>>45337He can cast them manually too, I just prefer memes, and tend to interpret the dice more favorably (or bypass entirely) the dice with dank maymays.
*walks forward, crunching bones underhoof*
How many corridors are there*
>>45340Thats pretty good ironically.
>>45339Yes you do!
>>45343This.
It's the payment for being able to cast almost every spell without arcane prep.
>>45342*pulls on horse dock to increase the lighting*
>>45342see
>>45295The party can see 2 staircases, and upon inspection they lead toward different areas of the pyramid, despite their proximity.
>>45341I try to use memes more for combat cause I can think of ones easier.
Ya'll are gonna hate my one for this boss>>45344>imply finding memes to satisfy you heathens isn't arcane prep >>45346"Which staircase guys?"
Torc begins walking slowly towards the pillar, Snek in tow
>>45347>prepKek, it is tho, literally
>>45347That's exactly the point.
The memes
are the arcane prep.
>>45348"Don't they both lead to the same location?"
To Fae
"Advance"
>>45350This
>>45348>>45351"It doesn't look like it. It looks like narrow hallways going in different directions from here. They might meet up, but it doesn't look like they're next to eachother, even though they're next to eachother." Thez says looking down one of them.
>>45351>>45350Oh just wait
>stair cases"I don't know, but the money's on 'no'"
Thez looks at Tracy
"Don't go ethereal unless you have to either, who knows what sort of can of worms that could be."
[1d20+25 = 35]>>45353Good point
Search check to detect man-eating stairs
>>45354Tracy slowly nods in response.