What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45201If it's not being held by the mouth then she can't get the Cauchemar's strength
>>45204I stand corrected. Carry on
>>45206An Everwhirling Chain uses its master's stats to attack.
This is precisely the reason I wanted an everdancing weapon, so she could use her hooves for running and not have metal in her mouth.
>>45179I intended to get this cleared with you earlier, but what I had intended for the Generals was to give them
Master work Composite Longbows, +1 attack 1d8. Half the forces have +1 damage for higher strength rating
Point Blank shot +1 attack and +1 damage at 30 feet
Far shot: increases range increment by 50%, to 165 feet
Precise shot: No penalty for targeting opponent engaged in melee with a ranged weapon
Weapon Focus (Composite Longbow): +1 on attacks with this weapon
Weapon Specialization (Composite Longbow): +2 damage using this weapon
A was intending to give the quarter of them that were eligible for it the Multi-shot feat, but we can assume they all have Improved Critical as their sixth feat for simplicity.
So an attack bonus of +7 for half them and +8 for half, with a damage roll of 1d8+2 for half and a 1d8+3 for half
The cleave attempt lands, but does not kill. Torcuil casts his nuke cloud, except its range is only sufficient to hit 1/2 of the 8 immediate tails (they went left and right, in the direction of the support-fire). Pick a side.
>>45210Whichever side is coming at Torc
>>45211I thought Torcuil was on the airship. The tails are spreading out to attack the citizens
>>45208>Everwhirling ChainFor the 90'th time, you do not have an ever whirling chain. And Everwhirling chain costs Market Price: 5,220,325 gp; Cost to Create: 2,610,325 gp + 52,200 XP. You were given Haxx, but you were not given that much haxx
>>45212Pick the side going towards slovenia
>>45212Per the Plan, the Generals are on the airship with Torcuil. The docks are where Slovenia is located with the Trebuchet. The spartan contingent should be there as well, although presumably not yet activated because of a melee fighting style and the distance
[1d2 = 1]
>1 is left
>2 is right
>>45213M8, I've looked through the comments back then, and you are the only one who has said otherwise about her weapon.
>>45216Yes, but he's right about one thing; its kinda stupid-powerful. Consider it a Diet Everwhirling Chain.
>>45216Nigger, I
Definitely remember the comment "It's animated in the sense that it can extend 60 feet. It is not an everwhirling chain." This comment took place during the charge on RBG.
If you are claiming 5.2 million GP of Haxx, then I want my 5.2 million as well, or 5 wish spells, or something
>>45217I think of it as a spiked chain with reach of 60 ft and not 10 ft
>>45219That's pretty much where I'm at. Its not uber like an everwhirling chain, but it does have long reach.
>>45217>DietSo, what doesn't it have? Does it lose the Defending ability?
>>45219She's been using it to attack from 60 ft away long before then though.
>>45221The Everdancing feature was the only part I really wanted, desu.
>>45224The everdancing feature is the only part I have issue with desu
>>45223I don't remember her doing that, but I would believe it, because you lie and cheat and steal and do everything you can to try to break the game with hordes of cheats. You need to be policed constantly
[4d20 = 31]
So Torcuil envelops the left-side tails in charring and damaging smoke n shit.
Only one of the tails has the presence of mind to escape the cloud, while the others take damage.
>>45223That started when she was doing her wilder psychic thing, which,...
So saying, be thankful she can use a 60' chain without penalty.
>>45225Aww..
I guess it can't be helped...
>>45226>lie>cheatThat's honestly what I thought it could do.
>stealFrom who?
Anyway, how exactly was it modified back then, if that's the case?
[4d20 = 43]>>45227Is it my turn or the tails?
Trumpaladin slashes at anything near him. Presumably, Tracy has carried him within range of a Head or two
>>45230Just for future reference, is loosing the chain to attack a standard action or a move action now? I would've been a free action, but Idk now.
>>45232And, can it still hit adjacent targets?
New round. Its Trump and the Heads.
>>45231First attack misses, but the next two land killing a head, giving a cleave opportunity (before the 20 that is).
>>45235Cleave-strike lands, but doesn't kill; I'm assuming you're allocating the 20 to finish it?
>>45236Kills it, getting another cleave.
>>45238How many rounds out are the Tails from hitting positions?
>>45239Another hit.
In the aftermath of the leading heads dying and getting attacked, several of the heads begin to shriek. Trump, Fae, and Tracy roll a saving throw, adding any charisma bonus to the roll.
>>45240They'll be in range by the end of this round.
>>45239Waiting to see if that killed it or not, because she gets an AoO.
[1d20+15 = 18][1d20+20 = 30]>>45241The lower bonus roll is Fae, and assumes a fortitude save
[1d20+19 = 25]>>45241Does this count as a fear affect?
Rolling Fortitude, because that's what he said.
>>45245The Cauchemar's 17 fortitude save includes the constitution modifier
>>45244Its not a constitution modifier in this case, its charisma based. Also, yes it is a fear effect
he says, assuming that Tracy knows what the heads are >>45247If it's a fear affect, Trump is immune, and Tracy gets a +4 bonus to her save, right?
"Noisy fuckers!" Tracy curses
K, so everyone is either immune or saves. Moving on. From the railing of the airship Thez yells, "Oh FFS, just turn the bastards!"
[1d20 = 13]>>45247That looks unpleasant...
Slovenia targets the Right mass of Tails with spreading shot (15 rocks?)
>>45249Trumpaladin shrugs
"I didn't think of that till after my last round"
[15d20 = 160]>>45250Should that be 15 separate rolls?
>>45250Just Turn them out of the way so we can enter. They're just bats flying out of a cave.
>>45252It's not my turn, and we have to deal with these ones first
[4d20 = 38]>>45250No. Also, its not her turn yet. Thez streaks by Trump, incurring several attacks of opportunity from the heads, making a bee-line for the hole.
[1d20 = 18]
Saving throw vs poison