What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45673
>Asks for two or three new superpowers every single day that deviate from or directly violate D&D rules
>Expects the tiny and minute details of every enemy we encounter to have several hours spent to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
>Asks for two or three new superpowers every single day that deviate from or directly violate D&D rules
>Expects the tiny and minute details of every enemy we encounter to have several hours spent to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
>>45675
>to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
No. I just want to see what kind of god we killed back then.
>to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
No. I just want to see what kind of god we killed back then.
>>45676
It's not important though.
There's little reason for players to know anyway, because the PC characters would have no way of knowing any of it.
It's not important though.
There's little reason for players to know anyway, because the PC characters would have no way of knowing any of it.
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>>45678
Anyway, I definitely want to make another Hand of Glory out of Kefka's other hand now. Tracy doesn't really need the Hand of the Mage anymore now that she has her animated claw-hands.
Anyway, I definitely want to make another Hand of Glory out of Kefka's other hand now. Tracy doesn't really need the Hand of the Mage anymore now that she has her animated claw-hands.
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>>45682
Waiting to get fugged by the monsters that just appeared.
'There's dust flying everywhere and everyone has concealment (can't see shit)
Waiting to get fugged by the monsters that just appeared.
'There's dust flying everywhere and everyone has concealment (can't see shit)
>>45682
Tracy and Trump are suffering misfortune to do with their choice of getting descriptively intimate in the middle of an undead temple. Torcuil can't see a damn thing cuz there's dust filling the air, and Trump has a gimpy arm. There's shuffling sounds, and something cast a spell in an unknown language.
Tracy and Trump are suffering misfortune to do with their choice of getting descriptively intimate in the middle of an undead temple. Torcuil can't see a damn thing cuz there's dust filling the air, and Trump has a gimpy arm. There's shuffling sounds, and something cast a spell in an unknown language.
So, was the constant Deathwatch from Tracy's Eyes of Doom able to tell if these targets are also undead?
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>>45691
I'm trying to tell if what just jumped out was undead or not. Her glasses should've been able to discern it, unless the dust also blocks that.
*readies sword*
I'm trying to tell if what just jumped out was undead or not. Her glasses should've been able to discern it, unless the dust also blocks that.
*readies sword*
>>45692
>The door is not blocked and is damned close
THANK ELWAY
Can either of Trumpaladin's main weapons (Vanderiem and Suigoto) be wielded in the off hand?
>The door is not blocked and is damned close
THANK ELWAY
Can either of Trumpaladin's main weapons (Vanderiem and Suigoto) be wielded in the off hand?
>>45693
It's a number of enemies that disguised themselves as chests with a spell and probably used that magic-dust spell to make the room look abandoned
It's a number of enemies that disguised themselves as chests with a spell and probably used that magic-dust spell to make the room look abandoned
>>45697
When the hell did you get kamina glasses?
>one hand
Which hand though? Because an off hand may not be good enough
When the hell did you get kamina glasses?
>one hand
Which hand though? Because an off hand may not be good enough
>>45698
What are you holding in the other hand?
Also, it doesn't count as an off-hand if you're not fighting with the other.
What are you holding in the other hand?
Also, it doesn't count as an off-hand if you're not fighting with the other.
>>45689
Torcuil, would you be a dear and see if there is a wall of force blocking the exit? If there is, can you do something to help?
Torcuil, would you be a dear and see if there is a wall of force blocking the exit? If there is, can you do something to help?
>>45701
One hand is gimped and covered in horse juice, and the other hand is just basically a left hand not being used for anything
One hand is gimped and covered in horse juice, and the other hand is just basically a left hand not being used for anything
>>45708
I don't know. It would reduce the lay of hands later. If these are Lichs and Vampires, we need to leave and find Infernius. If these are like 10 mimics, we might be able to fight
I don't know. It would reduce the lay of hands later. If these are Lichs and Vampires, we need to leave and find Infernius. If these are like 10 mimics, we might be able to fight
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>45708
Well fug...
Thank Epona for Uncanny Dodge, because she's a sitting duck.
Since we all have Concealment, Tracy Makes a Hide check.
>>45708
Well fug...
Thank Epona for Uncanny Dodge, because she's a sitting duck.
Since we all have Concealment, Tracy Makes a Hide check.
>>45712
Better. Can it wield a weapon yet?
>>45708
Worst case scenario: the enemies are 9 Vampires and a Democrat Senator Lich who used illusion spells and dust spells to lay a careful trap. That sound we heard was a Wall of Force spell being cast on the entrance
>>45714
If you can make moves when it isn't your turn then Detect Undead
Better. Can it wield a weapon yet?
>>45708
Worst case scenario: the enemies are 9 Vampires and a Democrat Senator Lich who used illusion spells and dust spells to lay a careful trap. That sound we heard was a Wall of Force spell being cast on the entrance
>>45714
If you can make moves when it isn't your turn then Detect Undead
>>45715
>a careful trap.
Tbh, idk if this was a planned trap. Tracy rolled pretty well with her trap sense, so maybe these guys were summoned for other reasons.
>a careful trap.
Tbh, idk if this was a planned trap. Tracy rolled pretty well with her trap sense, so maybe these guys were summoned for other reasons.
>>45715
>Detect Undead
The glasses only tell her of something is alive, dead, near death, undead, or lifeless. They don't Detect anything.
>Detect Undead
The glasses only tell her of something is alive, dead, near death, undead, or lifeless. They don't Detect anything.
[1d20+3 = 14]
[1d20+4 = 14]
>>45716
I think this means Snek is first and Torc second...
Mr. Snek makes a listen/spot check.
Torc makes a spellcraft check. What bonus does 18 ranks in spellcraft and arcana knowledge get me?
[1d20+4 = 14]
>>45716
I think this means Snek is first and Torc second...
Mr. Snek makes a listen/spot check.
Torc makes a spellcraft check. What bonus does 18 ranks in spellcraft and arcana knowledge get me?
>>45726
>why
I was under the impression that a spell was cast. If not, Torc fires at a one of the noises Snek heard [1d20 = 3]
>why
I was under the impression that a spell was cast. If not, Torc fires at a one of the noises Snek heard [1d20 = 3]
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