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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45675
45676
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>>45673
>Asks for two or three new superpowers every single day that deviate from or directly violate D&D rules
>Expects the tiny and minute details of every enemy we encounter to have several hours spent to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45676
45678
>>45675
>to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
No. I just want to see what kind of god we killed back then.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45678
45679
>>45676
It's not important though.
There's little reason for players to know anyway, because the PC characters would have no way of knowing any of it.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45679
45680
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>>45678
Anyway, I definitely want to make another Hand of Glory out of Kefka's other hand now. Tracy doesn't really need the Hand of the Mage anymore now that she has her animated claw-hands.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45680
45681
>>45679
>Is fucked in the middle of a combat situation
>Is still doing home shopping network
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45681
45685
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>>45680

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45682
45683 45684 45685
So what is each character doing currently?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45683
>>45682
Waiting to get fugged by the monsters that just appeared.
'There's dust flying everywhere and everyone has concealment (can't see shit)
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45684
45686
>>45682
Tracy and Trump are suffering misfortune to do with their choice of getting descriptively intimate in the middle of an undead temple. Torcuil can't see a damn thing cuz there's dust filling the air, and Trump has a gimpy arm. There's shuffling sounds, and something cast a spell in an unknown language.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45685
45687
>>45682
Getting fucked. Not in the good way

>>45681
You're still an idiot
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45686
45692
>>45684
What is the proximate location of the evil signatures in the room?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45687
45689
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>>45685
>9 Wis
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45689
45703
>>45687
>Mr. Snek has more wisdom
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45690
45691
So, was the constant Deathwatch from Tracy's Eyes of Doom able to tell if these targets are also undead?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45691
45693
>>45690
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45692
45694 45726
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>>45686

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45693
45695 45696
>>45691
I'm trying to tell if what just jumped out was undead or not. Her glasses should've been able to discern it, unless the dust also blocks that.
*readies sword*
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45694
45697
>>45692
>The door is not blocked and is damned close
THANK ELWAY

Can either of Trumpaladin's main weapons (Vanderiem and Suigoto) be wielded in the off hand?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45695
45697
>>45693
What glasses?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45696
45702
>>45693
It's a number of enemies that disguised themselves as chests with a spell and probably used that magic-dust spell to make the room look abandoned
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45697
45698 45702
>>45694
They can both be used with one hand.
>>45695
The eyes of doom (kamina glasses).
It helps to be able to tell if a target is alive before you try a Sneak attack.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45698
45701 45702
>>45697
When the hell did you get kamina glasses?

>one hand
Which hand though? Because an off hand may not be good enough
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45701
45705
>>45698
What are you holding in the other hand?
Also, it doesn't count as an off-hand if you're not fighting with the other.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45702
>>45696
Thats,... one way of interpreting the situation.
>>45697
They don't work in this situation, no visual.
>>45698
Back when Infernius had a worm and Thez thought everyone would gonna get squish jumping planes.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45703
>>45689
Torcuil, would you be a dear and see if there is a wall of force blocking the exit? If there is, can you do something to help?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45704
45706 45707 45708
Roll for initiative
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45705
45708
>>45701
One hand is gimped and covered in horse juice, and the other hand is just basically a left hand not being used for anything
1s5P2
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No.45706
45712
[1d20 = 5]
>>45704

1s5P2
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No.45707
[1d20+6 = 11]
>>45704
Fae
T2++T
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No.45708
45710 45714 45715
[1d20+1 = 3]
Tracy steps back a bit and inches towards the door, ready to strike or spring at a moment's notice, ears perked and ready.
>>45704
Rollin'
>>45705
Can't you lay on hands to fix it?
1nDFl
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No.45709
[2d20 = 23]

Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45710
>>45708
I don't know. It would reduce the lay of hands later. If these are Lichs and Vampires, we need to leave and find Infernius. If these are like 10 mimics, we might be able to fight
1nDFl
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No.45712
45715
[2d20 = 13]
>>45706
>Trump status GIMP changes to PINS AND NEEDLES
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45713
45716
Opponent
Opponent
Fae
Tracy
Trump

and wherever Torcuil lands
T2++T
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No.45714
45715
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>45708
Well fug...
Thank Epona for Uncanny Dodge, because she's a sitting duck.
Since we all have Concealment, Tracy Makes a Hide check.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45715
45718 45719 45720
>>45712
Better. Can it wield a weapon yet?

>>45708
Worst case scenario: the enemies are 9 Vampires and a Democrat Senator Lich who used illusion spells and dust spells to lay a careful trap. That sound we heard was a Wall of Force spell being cast on the entrance

>>45714
If you can make moves when it isn't your turn then Detect Undead

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45716
45717 45719 45724
I'm back
>>45713
Torc [1d20 = 18]

Mr. Snek [1d20 = 19]

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45717
>>45716
"HOLY FUCK AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45718
45721
>>45715
>a careful trap.
Tbh, idk if this was a planned trap. Tracy rolled pretty well with her trap sense, so maybe these guys were summoned for other reasons.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45719
>>45715
>Wall of Force
No it wasn't.
>wield a weapon
With a penalty
>>45716
Damn

Snek
Torcuil
Opponent
Opponent
Fae
Tracy
Trump
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45720
45721
>>45715
>Detect Undead
The glasses only tell her of something is alive, dead, near death, undead, or lifeless. They don't Detect anything.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45721
45723
>>45718
Magic items give stronger than normal responses to detect evil, so it's plausible this is a set of strong mimics

>>45720
No, I meant Trump uses the detect undead spell
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45723
>>45721
The glasses don't work because of the dust, in this case
4k+jL
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No.45724
45725 45726
[1d20+3 = 14]
[1d20+4 = 14]
>>45716
I think this means Snek is first and Torc second...
Mr. Snek makes a listen/spot check.
Torc makes a spellcraft check. What bonus does 18 ranks in spellcraft and arcana knowledge get me?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45725
>>45724
Clairification
The 11+3 is spellcraft
And 10+4 is listen/spot
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45726
45727
>>45724
Snek finds that the air tastes old AF. He hears the approach of things that can't be seen >>45692
Spellcraft why?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45727
45728 45729
>>45726
>why
I was under the impression that a spell was cast. If not, Torc fires at a one of the noises Snek heard [1d20 = 3]

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45728
45729 45730
>>45727
Oh that. It was Divine Power

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45729
>>45728
Ah
>>45727
>3
I guess it was a bit of a blind shot
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45730
45731
>>45728
>Divine power
Very useful information