What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45253
>we have to deal with these ones first
The generals could probably handle them.
Let's not burn time.
>we have to deal with these ones first
The generals could probably handle them.
Let's not burn time.
[1d20 = 4]
Thez takes a grazing bite as she speeds toward the pyramid.
Now Slovenia can fire spread-shot (please declare this sorta thing in advance, so the crew can conceivably change munition in the same round)
Thez takes a grazing bite as she speeds toward the pyramid.
Now Slovenia can fire spread-shot (please declare this sorta thing in advance, so the crew can conceivably change munition in the same round)
>>45259
I assumed a single rock was the default.
>>45260
e_e We'll consider those the archer's shots, cuz it would be a waste otherwise.
Allips and Vargouilles fall left and right, as the archers continue to pepper them with shots. Most of the advancing enemies are kill or almost. The only pressing threat now is the continuous flow from the hole in the pyramid.
I assumed a single rock was the default.
>>45260
e_e We'll consider those the archer's shots, cuz it would be a waste otherwise.
Allips and Vargouilles fall left and right, as the archers continue to pepper them with shots. Most of the advancing enemies are kill or almost. The only pressing threat now is the continuous flow from the hole in the pyramid.
[1d20+21 = 29]
>>45267
Rolling to Spot anything bigger lurking inside the hole ahead of time.
>>45269
*draws sword and kills squishy targets*
>>45267
Rolling to Spot anything bigger lurking inside the hole ahead of time.
>>45269
*draws sword and kills squishy targets*
>>45271
>Unless you're attempting an overrun
I'm betting yes
Are the Spartans or Gestapo rated as archers?
>Unless you're attempting an overrun
I'm betting yes
Are the Spartans or Gestapo rated as archers?
>>45115
"Hey guys me groin stoped hurting, me ready to fight.
i didnt have to drive as far as i thought i did.
"Hey guys me groin stoped hurting, me ready to fight.
i didnt have to drive as far as i thought i did.
>>45271
>unless you're attempting an overrun
Sure. Trample the fuckers.
*blows smoke to fuck-up their attack rolls*
>*stompy-stompy*
>unless you're attempting an overrun
Sure. Trample the fuckers.
*blows smoke to fuck-up their attack rolls*
>*stompy-stompy*
Alright. Not to dial things back or anything, but as soon as Trump goes ahead and turns these bitches, the entrance to the pyramid is secure. No casualties or injuries were sustained (except Thez of all ppl) and most importantly, no one got kissed or wisdom drained (they do that btw).
For the record, that was my only question; do the citizens and militia take any status ailments, injuries, or casualties. That the party was gonna mob on them was a given.
>>45287
That is either very good or very bad
Uh... I think the circlet of persuasion adds +3 to turn checks?
That is either very good or very bad
Uh... I think the circlet of persuasion adds +3 to turn checks?
>GM assumes that he can forego looking at the fine details of undead turning and just roll
>2
Every time
>>45288
She charged through/around the vargs and got bitten trying to engage at the entrance.
Okkay good, the turning check still worked. Vargs shrivel up and collapse with creepy shrieks, and the Allips evaporate.
As usual, the Port Barry citizens are overjoyed and start cheering, meanwhile the dungeon beckons.
>2
Every time
>>45288
She charged through/around the vargs and got bitten trying to engage at the entrance.
Okkay good, the turning check still worked. Vargs shrivel up and collapse with creepy shrieks, and the Allips evaporate.
As usual, the Port Barry citizens are overjoyed and start cheering, meanwhile the dungeon beckons.
>>45290
Turns back to blow a kiss at the cheering citizens, heroically waves, and then enters the dungeon
Turns back to blow a kiss at the cheering citizens, heroically waves, and then enters the dungeon
>>45292
I'm sorry, but this was the best I could do to hold back Tracy's Faggot. He's so impatient he didn't even want to kill this wave of enemies
I'm sorry, but this was the best I could do to hold back Tracy's Faggot. He's so impatient he didn't even want to kill this wave of enemies
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The entry to the pyramid is a wide open and spacious room. Decayed remains of ancient corpses are strewn everywhere, many without heads. This room hasn't been touched by anything living in,... at all? The stench of death and decay is almost nauseating, and aside from a massive pillar in the center, there are two sets of staircases leading down on either side of it.
[1d20+25 = 41]
>>45292
You'll catch up soon enough.
Better for Tracy to go first, with her Trap Sense.
Rolling Search to check for Traps, hazards, or hidden treasure, upon entering the room.
>>45292
You'll catch up soon enough.
Better for Tracy to go first, with her Trap Sense.
Rolling Search to check for Traps, hazards, or hidden treasure, upon entering the room.
[1d20 = 19]
Trumpaladin does search check
Target is "What the fuck did this room used to be?" Greater description of room
>>45301
*glares*
Trumpaladin does search check
Target is "What the fuck did this room used to be?" Greater description of room
>>45301
*glares*
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