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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1398 replies and 129 files omitted.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46157
46158 46159
>>46152
Thez pokes her head out of a shadow on the ceiling.
"I'm here."
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46158
>>46157
"You okay need healing?"
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46159
46160 46166
>>46157
"Where we you when Torcuil got killed?"

>>46155
Looks at her
"yes..."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46160
46161 46162
>>46159
"You were really awesome with all that slashing back then, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"It was really hot."
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46161
46163 46164 46169
>>46160
"She right brad it was hot."
*laughs in husbando theif*
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46162
>>46160
"Intense physical activity wearing a robe, chainmail and plate in a poorly ventilated room was a bit warm, yes"

*flexes fingers*
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46163
>>46161
"Wa?"
T2++T
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No.46164
[2d20 = 28]
>>46161
[defensive pony noises]
*Stares literal daggers*
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46165
46168 46172
Torc waits impatiently, and feels cold without his robe
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46166
46169
>>46159
"I didn't know he was gonna collapse and turn to dust,...." she says shrugging.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46167
46170
*continues pouring loot into bag*

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46168
46171
>>46165
Its about now that Lenos will have finished laughing. Just for the side-splitting laughter, Lenos would set up a gate to the entrance of the building. From there, Torcuil can naked-wizard run through the ancient temple to rejoin the party.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46169
46174
>>46161
>>46166
"Well, yeah... The combat was straight up heavy melee which is what I and Fae are good at, so we weathered it well, but poor squishy Torcuil, I could have cast a spell...

The experience left me with a mild fear of horses"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46170
>>46167
How many rounds does this take?

"Some of this stuff is pretty swank. They've got some awesome jewelry here."
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46171
46175 46176
>>46168
"Thanks"
Torc runs like a bat out of hell, while screaming
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIT?"
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46172
46173 46177
pepe-the-frog-animated.gif
>>46165
"Torc dead?!"

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46173
46181
>>46172
Finally, someone actually shows some emotion about it
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46174
46179
>>46169
"Oh, I didn't see the fighting, I just decided to look in and found you talking. Then Torcuil died. Its not the first time something like that has happened, so I just kept watching."
1s5P2
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No.46175
46180
[1d20+23 = 29]
>>46171
"YOU'RE BACK!"

Hug of Opportunity on Wizard
T2++T
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No.46176
46179 46180
[1d20 = 12]
>>46171
*tosses burlap sack of your stuff*
at you
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46177
46178
>>46172
"Turned to dust. I saw it."
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46178
>>46177
"He was a great friend, me keep him in my heart forever."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46179
>>46174
"Eh... Okay"

>>46176
*tries not to get hit by bag while hugging Wizard*
4k+jL
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No.46180
46182 46183
[1d20 = 6]
>>46175
"DON'T TOUCH ME YOU GAY ASS BITCH"
>>46176
Catch check
"Thanks Tracy"
Torc dresses quickly before arranging he gear and petting Mr. Snek
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46181
46182
>>46173
"Its like me can almost hear him."
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46182
46184
>>46180
>6
Oh no
>>46181
"I'm right here"
1s5P2
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No.46183
[1d20 = 15]
>>46180
"I Love you too!"

Continues hug
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46184
46185
>>46182
"His voice me can still hear it. Me will truly miss him."
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46185
46186
>>46184
"Infernius you fucking idiot, I'm right here trying to get dressed. But this fucking faggot wont let go of my necked ass."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46186
46187 46188
>>46185
*looks down*

"oh"

*lets go*
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46187
>>46186
*compensation hug*
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46188
46190 46193
>>46186
"Thank you"
Torc finishes putting on his robe and aranging his gear before walking over and slaping Infernius
"Is that enough to prove I'm alive?"
[Happy snek noises]
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46189
46191
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"I guess we should proceed later"

*sits down*

*rocks*
Anonymous
T2++T
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No.46190
46191
>>46188
*comforts*
"There, there.. If you're tired, we can always go home now, Flashy."
*rubs fluff against his side*
Anonymous
T2++T
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No.46191
>>46190
meant for >>46189

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46192
Did Snek get XP for the mummies?
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46193
>>46188
"Ow tooth ache!"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46194
46196 46197
Infernius, you should Awaken your doggo and make him a Cleric or something.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46195
*Pets Kitty*
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46196
46197 46198
>>46194
"Me can do that?!"
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46197
46198
>>46194
>>46196
He's eligible for a cohort, but you don't just get infinite NPCs with player classes
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46198
46202
>>46196
Awaken is a 5th level spell, so you can use Miracle to turn him into a magical talking doggo.
>>46197
He doesn't have to be a cohort. He's a pet.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46199
46200 46201
Thez pokes her head in the coffin room. "Its a good thing no one lit any torches, or cast any fire effects!" she says thoughtfully.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46200
46206
>>46199
"Why?"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46201
>>46199
"... What's in that one?"
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46202
46203 46204
>>46198
"Danke."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46203
46204
>>46202
Do the same thing with Tracy's birds after they're mature.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46204
46205 46215
>>46202
Why are you responding in character?

>>46203
Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46205
46215
>>46204
What's wrong?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46206
46207 46209
>>46200
Thez leans back into the hallway and smiles. "The whole room would'a blown up." ^_^