What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>46152Thez pokes her head out of a shadow on the ceiling.
"I'm here."
>>46157"Where we you when Torcuil got killed?"
>>46155Looks at her
"yes..."
>>46159"You were really awesome with all that slashing back then, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"It was really hot."
>>46160"She right brad it was hot."
*laughs in husbando theif*
>>46160"Intense physical activity wearing a robe, chainmail and plate in a poorly ventilated room was a bit warm, yes"
*flexes fingers*
Torc waits impatiently, and feels cold without his robe
>>46159"
I didn't know he was gonna collapse and turn to dust,...." she says shrugging.
*continues pouring loot into bag*
>>46165Its about now that Lenos will have finished laughing. Just for the side-splitting laughter, Lenos would set up a gate to the entrance of the building. From there, Torcuil can naked-wizard run through the ancient temple to rejoin the party.
>>46161>>46166"Well, yeah... The combat was straight up heavy melee which is what I and Fae are good at, so we weathered it well, but poor squishy Torcuil, I could have cast a spell...
The experience left me with a mild fear of horses"
>>46167How many rounds does this take?
"Some of this stuff is pretty swank. They've got some awesome jewelry here."
>>46168"Thanks"
Torc runs like a bat out of hell, while screaming
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIT?"
>>46172Finally, someone actually shows some emotion about it
>>46169"Oh, I didn't see the fighting, I just decided to look in and found you talking. Then Torcuil died. Its not the first time something like that has happened, so I just kept watching."
[1d20+23 = 29]>>46171"YOU'RE BACK!"
Hug of Opportunity on Wizard
[1d20 = 12]>>46171*tosses burlap sack of your stuff*
at you >>46172"Turned to dust. I saw it."
>>46177"He was a great friend, me keep him in my heart forever."
>>46174"Eh... Okay"
>>46176*tries not to get hit by bag while hugging Wizard*
[1d20 = 6]>>46175"DON'T TOUCH ME YOU GAY ASS BITCH"
>>46176Catch check
"Thanks Tracy"
Torc dresses quickly before arranging he gear and petting Mr. Snek
>>46173"Its like me can almost hear him."
>>46182"His voice me can still hear it. Me will truly miss him."
>>46184"Infernius you fucking idiot, I'm right here trying to get dressed. But this fucking faggot wont let go of my necked ass."
>>46186"Thank you"
Torc finishes putting on his robe and aranging his gear before walking over and slaping Infernius
"Is that enough to prove I'm alive?"
[Happy snek noises]
"I guess we should proceed later"
*sits down*
*rocks*
>>46188*comforts*
"There, there.. If you're tired, we can always go home now, Flashy."
*rubs fluff against his side*
Did Snek get XP for the mummies?
Infernius, you should Awaken your doggo and make him a Cleric or something.
>>46194>>46196He's eligible for a cohort, but you don't just get infinite NPCs with player classes
>>46196Awaken is a 5th level spell, so you can use Miracle to turn him into a magical talking doggo.
>>46197He doesn't have to be a cohort. He's a pet.
Thez pokes her head in the coffin room. "Its a good thing no one lit any torches, or cast any fire effects!" she says thoughtfully.
>>46199"... What's in that one?"
>>46202Do the same thing with Tracy's birds after they're mature.
>>46202Why are you responding in character?
>>46203Fuck off
>>46200Thez leans back into the hallway and smiles. "The whole room would'a blown up." ^_^