What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>tfw trying to sleep but "elves" keep stepping on you
GM, could Torc possibly craft those orbs that Temptest uses at the begining at the movie?
>>44900
Either them or something along those lines. It depends on exactly the effect you're going for. They appear to encase the victim in crystal or stone, and there's a number of spells that use that type of effect or something similar.
Either them or something along those lines. It depends on exactly the effect you're going for. They appear to encase the victim in crystal or stone, and there's a number of spells that use that type of effect or something similar.
>>44901
https://kimcartoon.io/Cartoon/My-Little-Pony-The-Movie-2017.54405/Episode-Movie?id=76413 Its just a little past the first song.
https://kimcartoon.io/Cartoon/My-Little-Pony-The-Movie-2017.54405/Episode-Movie?id=76413 Its just a little past the first song.
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>>44895 →
>Don't see her as stuck up
That's probably the wrong word. Maybe more like "judgemental." In her limited dialogue she expressed disgust at Trumpaladin's sex with Tracy (she went back on this when she figured there was a religious purpose to it), disgust at the suggestion of keeping the sloppy remnants of the Tarasque Football, and my favorite line from her - the condescension expressed in saying "I'm surprised to see the blue one didn't eat you" to Slovenia when they first met. It's like GM's idea of Lawful Good is "condescending and self-righteous." I love it.
>Mythril is expensive and time consuming
Pfft! Even with a large sized non-humanoid it's only like 4800 for Fae and 5600 for Trachemar. And if Lenos can't make it quickly, I bet the gnomes can. Besides, I've been trying to set up a metallurgical industry in Port Barry. Surely they can do mythril smithing
>it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks
Can it? I mean, it's kind of intuitive that Mounted Combat represents a rider moving the mount out of the line of Attack, so maybe it increases the Touch Attack AC
>Trumpaladin can train for it
I'm not sure what his next feat should be, but I really want Weapon Finesse for him and Vanderiem. I am not sure if GM will let me take that as his racial feat. Fae should train for Hover, Fly-by attack, or Improved Grapple
>Don't see her as stuck up
That's probably the wrong word. Maybe more like "judgemental." In her limited dialogue she expressed disgust at Trumpaladin's sex with Tracy (she went back on this when she figured there was a religious purpose to it), disgust at the suggestion of keeping the sloppy remnants of the Tarasque Football, and my favorite line from her - the condescension expressed in saying "I'm surprised to see the blue one didn't eat you" to Slovenia when they first met. It's like GM's idea of Lawful Good is "condescending and self-righteous." I love it.
>Mythril is expensive and time consuming
Pfft! Even with a large sized non-humanoid it's only like 4800 for Fae and 5600 for Trachemar. And if Lenos can't make it quickly, I bet the gnomes can. Besides, I've been trying to set up a metallurgical industry in Port Barry. Surely they can do mythril smithing
>it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks
Can it? I mean, it's kind of intuitive that Mounted Combat represents a rider moving the mount out of the line of Attack, so maybe it increases the Touch Attack AC
>Trumpaladin can train for it
I'm not sure what his next feat should be, but I really want Weapon Finesse for him and Vanderiem. I am not sure if GM will let me take that as his racial feat. Fae should train for Hover, Fly-by attack, or Improved Grapple
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So, is the party ready for the crawl yet?
>>44907
Its not so much that thats my impression of Lawful Good, its how I imagine Fae might respond to such,... diverse behavior from a paladin and the party he interacts with.
Its not so much that thats my impression of Lawful Good, its how I imagine Fae might respond to such,... diverse behavior from a paladin and the party he interacts with.
>>44907
>Weapon Finesse for him and Vanderiem
A Bastard sword is nowhere close to a light weapon. It's too heavy to be finessable.
You'd want something like Weapon Focus in bastard swords if you want moar damage with it (he's already gained proficiency, right?)
>>44916
>>44917
Bring the ship down right next to it, then fire with the canons.
>Weapon Finesse for him and Vanderiem
A Bastard sword is nowhere close to a light weapon. It's too heavy to be finessable.
You'd want something like Weapon Focus in bastard swords if you want moar damage with it (he's already gained proficiency, right?)
>>44916
>>44917
Bring the ship down right next to it, then fire with the canons.
>>44918
Full broadside and spells COMING UP
Torc pilots the ship until the temple is at the edge of the cannons range
I'm not starting yet though.
Full broadside and spells COMING UP
Torc pilots the ship until the temple is at the edge of the cannons range
I'm not starting yet though.
>>44918
>>44920
>These fuckers are proceeding anyways before I can get my tendies
At least 1. target an area at the precise center of the area between the two far ends where it should be weakest 2. Order attacks with mundane artillery at similar points on other sides of the pyramid so it isn't immediately obvious which side has the breach and 3. Order the General, Ghestapo, Slovenia and whoever to be ready to attack anything that comes out of the breach, and after the party go in, to attack anything that isn't the party coming out
>>44920
>These fuckers are proceeding anyways before I can get my tendies
At least 1. target an area at the precise center of the area between the two far ends where it should be weakest 2. Order attacks with mundane artillery at similar points on other sides of the pyramid so it isn't immediately obvious which side has the breach and 3. Order the General, Ghestapo, Slovenia and whoever to be ready to attack anything that comes out of the breach, and after the party go in, to attack anything that isn't the party coming out
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>>44937
This
>>44936
YOU HAVE A WAIfU. FUCK HER. YOU ARE IN AN RPG. THERE IS NO REASON TO FAP.
When I want my character to masturbate to Slovenia or some other cute but untouchable pony, I just have him have sex with or sleep-rape Tracy as a proxy. Your character can do the same - except, you know, with Thez
This
>>44936
YOU HAVE A WAIfU. FUCK HER. YOU ARE IN AN RPG. THERE IS NO REASON TO FAP.
When I want my character to masturbate to Slovenia or some other cute but untouchable pony, I just have him have sex with or sleep-rape Tracy as a proxy. Your character can do the same - except, you know, with Thez
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Are y'all ready for the crawl yet?
*adds a bunch of mundane bullshit tools to bag*
*adds a bunch of mundane bullshit tools to bag*
>>44947
Hold the fuck on, I'm typing out the initial attack strategy. You'll fuck it up if uyou don't do it right
Hold the fuck on, I'm typing out the initial attack strategy. You'll fuck it up if uyou don't do it right
>>44947
No, not yet really, cause I gtg for a while here in a little bit. But I'll broadside the temple
No, not yet really, cause I gtg for a while here in a little bit. But I'll broadside the temple
>>44952
"Well theres alot of people here. Me sure that they Don't want to hear your screams of passion."
"Well theres alot of people here. Me sure that they Don't want to hear your screams of passion."
>>44955
Her eyebrow twitches and she fights back a smirk, before grabbing his nose-ring again and <whoooof>.
Her eyebrow twitches and she fights back a smirk, before grabbing his nose-ring again and <whoooof>.
>>44923
Alright, so the main reason I did not want the egg crapped open without my being there was because I figured it would be done wrong. So here's how I would do it.
First off, before we go in, get Torcuil to reactivate the magic shield on the airship. It's kind of obvious to do so. I have no idea it would stop those flying undead things from flying in, but it would prevent an ethereal sneak attack, and maybe it would stupify and confuse the enemy the way it did us, just long enough to allow multiple rounds with ranged weapons. That's important because the airship is going to have to be left guarded only with low level NPCs. Also, and this is very important, familiarize at least one NPC with use of the airship controls, so it can be maneuvered while the party is away
Now, how to bombard the pyramid. The Party now has three sets of cannons. Seven from Durpistan, an unknown number in the Jolly Cunt, and the 14 bigger and better ones in the slipper cunt. This allows for three separate sides of the pyramid to be shot at once from different angles. One by the Ghestapo operating the Jolly Cunt, One by the Spartans operating the captured cannons on the docks, and one operated by the generals on the airship. The reason three sides should be shot at once is so that the persons inside the pyramid are confused and unable to tell immediately which side has been penetrated, or perhaps may even believe that the newer shots with the airship cannons are the same as the earlier shots from the older cannons, and thus may not realize the hull has been breached at all. When this is accomplished, the Jolly cunt should be maneuvered around so that its cannons can be focused on the breach, or perhaps the Ghestapo should exit and return to the docks.
As soon as the pyramid is breached, the party should enter. However, once the party has entered, the breech may be used by the occupants of the pyramid to exit and attack the city. To this end, slovenia should keep the trebuchet focused on the breech, and the spartans should focus cannons on it, being prepared for Melee combat if anything comes to the docks. Likewise, the ghestapo should return to prepare for melee combat
The generals will remain in the airship to provide ranged support. They should have masterwork composite longbows, with those who can handle them having higher strength ratings, the far shot feat for a range increment of 165 feet, weapon focus for a better attack, weapon specialization for better damage, and that one feat that eliminates the penalty for shooting at an opponent engaged in melee combat with an ally. I was unfortunately not able to buff them up much for melee combat should the enemy get too close, but they have point blank shot, which gives a slight boost at danger close range. In the alternative, if there are any shots left in the Slippery Cunt's cannons, the Spartans can stay on the Slippery cunt to operate those, and then provide melee support in the Slippery Cunt is boarded.
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Alright, so the main reason I did not want the egg crapped open without my being there was because I figured it would be done wrong. So here's how I would do it.
First off, before we go in, get Torcuil to reactivate the magic shield on the airship. It's kind of obvious to do so. I have no idea it would stop those flying undead things from flying in, but it would prevent an ethereal sneak attack, and maybe it would stupify and confuse the enemy the way it did us, just long enough to allow multiple rounds with ranged weapons. That's important because the airship is going to have to be left guarded only with low level NPCs. Also, and this is very important, familiarize at least one NPC with use of the airship controls, so it can be maneuvered while the party is away
Now, how to bombard the pyramid. The Party now has three sets of cannons. Seven from Durpistan, an unknown number in the Jolly Cunt, and the 14 bigger and better ones in the slipper cunt. This allows for three separate sides of the pyramid to be shot at once from different angles. One by the Ghestapo operating the Jolly Cunt, One by the Spartans operating the captured cannons on the docks, and one operated by the generals on the airship. The reason three sides should be shot at once is so that the persons inside the pyramid are confused and unable to tell immediately which side has been penetrated, or perhaps may even believe that the newer shots with the airship cannons are the same as the earlier shots from the older cannons, and thus may not realize the hull has been breached at all. When this is accomplished, the Jolly cunt should be maneuvered around so that its cannons can be focused on the breach, or perhaps the Ghestapo should exit and return to the docks.
As soon as the pyramid is breached, the party should enter. However, once the party has entered, the breech may be used by the occupants of the pyramid to exit and attack the city. To this end, slovenia should keep the trebuchet focused on the breech, and the spartans should focus cannons on it, being prepared for Melee combat if anything comes to the docks. Likewise, the ghestapo should return to prepare for melee combat
The generals will remain in the airship to provide ranged support. They should have masterwork composite longbows, with those who can handle them having higher strength ratings, the far shot feat for a range increment of 165 feet, weapon focus for a better attack, weapon specialization for better damage, and that one feat that eliminates the penalty for shooting at an opponent engaged in melee combat with an ally. I was unfortunately not able to buff them up much for melee combat should the enemy get too close, but they have point blank shot, which gives a slight boost at danger close range. In the alternative, if there are any shots left in the Slippery Cunt's cannons, the Spartans can stay on the Slippery cunt to operate those, and then provide melee support in the Slippery Cunt is boarded.
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>>44968
Yeah, but you ignore the fact that the characters still have freedom of movement independent from the group.
It's not your game alone. Let other faggots decide what they want to do with their roles/characters.
Yeah, but you ignore the fact that the characters still have freedom of movement independent from the group.
It's not your game alone. Let other faggots decide what they want to do with their roles/characters.
>>44970
Jesus Christ let my character do something. Let me have time to respond. Please hold the fuck up and let me post on things. Let me have the freedom to have an input into how the pyramid is breeched
Jesus Christ let my character do something. Let me have time to respond. Please hold the fuck up and let me post on things. Let me have the freedom to have an input into how the pyramid is breeched
>>44970
It's not your game alone either you fuck. Yet you try and relentlessly advance game play when the rest of us are trying to live human lives or are busy typing
It's not your game alone either you fuck. Yet you try and relentlessly advance game play when the rest of us are trying to live human lives or are busy typing
>>44973
Don't ban other players because you don't like what they might do. They can do anything they want.
Don't ban other players because you don't like what they might do. They can do anything they want.
GM, can we postpone tonight while the children try to settle their differences?
In the meantime, i gtg
In the meantime, i gtg
>>44974
So can I you insulant fucker. Now stop trying to fuck everything up for the other three of us by advancing things that affect everyone while we are occupied
So can I you insulant fucker. Now stop trying to fuck everything up for the other three of us by advancing things that affect everyone while we are occupied
>>44976
>advancing things
Characters don't speed-up time by acting. They can only move to a limited degree in the time they have.
>advancing things
Characters don't speed-up time by acting. They can only move to a limited degree in the time they have.
>>44981
How much time does your character have? When you do something with your character that takes an hour, then time in the game has advanced an entire hour. When the rest of us come back and see that time has still advanced an hour, we often can't respond to an event that has already happened, and may even lose an hour
For instance, if you just "crack open" the pyramid without doing any of the preparations described above, you run several risks that could be prevented simply by following the preparations.
Look, I like this game too. And one of the things I like most about it is preparing strategies like I did in >>44960. When you say "just crack it open" cuz' impatient, then I lose my ability to play the game
How much time does your character have? When you do something with your character that takes an hour, then time in the game has advanced an entire hour. When the rest of us come back and see that time has still advanced an hour, we often can't respond to an event that has already happened, and may even lose an hour
For instance, if you just "crack open" the pyramid without doing any of the preparations described above, you run several risks that could be prevented simply by following the preparations.
Look, I like this game too. And one of the things I like most about it is preparing strategies like I did in >>44960. When you say "just crack it open" cuz' impatient, then I lose my ability to play the game
>>44984
Well, since >>44960 >>44961 >>44962 is the preparations I want to do, and because Infernius agrees in >>44978, let's say that Trumpaladin makes the preparations to execute this plan in the lead up to the breech. Because the Infernius character is busy railing Thez, let's say that he gives Trumpaladin authority to use his forces for this purpose
Also, I should have specified this, but the side that the Airship breechs has to be one that can be shot at from the docks and from water, although I guess at an angle. Because of the shape of the harbor, I do think this will be possible, but the forces targeting the other sides will need to be moved to face the breech as the party enters. Since the party will be there to respond to any immediate threats at first, and because the generals will be providing ranged support on the airship, there should be time to do this appropriately
Also, prior to to breech shot, at least one salvo should be shot at the Pyramid from the false sides, so that way the enemy is under impression that the real breaching salvo is as ineffective as the salvos that preceded it, effectively "crying wolf" in cannon shots
>>44986
Let's say Trumpaladin is while Infernius is fucking Thez
Well, since >>44960 >>44961 >>44962 is the preparations I want to do, and because Infernius agrees in >>44978, let's say that Trumpaladin makes the preparations to execute this plan in the lead up to the breech. Because the Infernius character is busy railing Thez, let's say that he gives Trumpaladin authority to use his forces for this purpose
Also, I should have specified this, but the side that the Airship breechs has to be one that can be shot at from the docks and from water, although I guess at an angle. Because of the shape of the harbor, I do think this will be possible, but the forces targeting the other sides will need to be moved to face the breech as the party enters. Since the party will be there to respond to any immediate threats at first, and because the generals will be providing ranged support on the airship, there should be time to do this appropriately
Also, prior to to breech shot, at least one salvo should be shot at the Pyramid from the false sides, so that way the enemy is under impression that the real breaching salvo is as ineffective as the salvos that preceded it, effectively "crying wolf" in cannon shots
>>44986
Let's say Trumpaladin is while Infernius is fucking Thez
>>44988
Why wouldn't they? Especially if Infernius hands Trumpaladin the Fasces, which I'm sure is his standard
Why wouldn't they? Especially if Infernius hands Trumpaladin the Fasces, which I'm sure is his standard
In Ancient Rome, roman cohorts were lead by officers who carried the Fasces. The Fasces is a symbol of Collective Authority rested in and excercised by a single individual. This symbolism is recognized by Infernius.
One of Infernius's Feats is "Standard Bearer." Since it's homebrew, we may as well have a bit more fun with it and say that he is a literal standard bearer. That is, he literally carries around a Fasces that symbolizes his leadership. If it were given to another individual, it would be a clear sign of "I am authorized to lead you on behalf of your true leader while he is absent." So why not do that, and we can have savvy preparations while Infernius fucks his waifu
>>44990
I would bet on later morning, like 11 AM or maybe as early as 10
One of Infernius's Feats is "Standard Bearer." Since it's homebrew, we may as well have a bit more fun with it and say that he is a literal standard bearer. That is, he literally carries around a Fasces that symbolizes his leadership. If it were given to another individual, it would be a clear sign of "I am authorized to lead you on behalf of your true leader while he is absent." So why not do that, and we can have savvy preparations while Infernius fucks his waifu
>>44990
I would bet on later morning, like 11 AM or maybe as early as 10
>>44999
I need to have a larger dialogue with her about her purpose and goals and such, but I don't think there's enough time. She's perfect for logistical support on the airship, with her telekinesis and all
I need to have a larger dialogue with her about her purpose and goals and such, but I don't think there's enough time. She's perfect for logistical support on the airship, with her telekinesis and all
>>45002
Yeah, but I'm just saying that someone asking you to do things right after you were killed is kind of stressful.
Besides, isn't she a painter?
>telekinesis and all
Human NPCs aren't that expensive, fyi.
Yeah, but I'm just saying that someone asking you to do things right after you were killed is kind of stressful.
Besides, isn't she a painter?
>telekinesis and all
Human NPCs aren't that expensive, fyi.
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>>45004
>>45005
>Stress
True. But living in a world where Undead monstrosities come in and suck your souls out isn't necessarily relaxing. Don't worry, she can paint before and after that
>Isn't she a painter
Yes. But I recall a certain specific Austrian Painter who served in the front lines for Germany in WW1. She's going places
>Other logistics NPCs
I don't know how many we have. I'd love a few to operate ships and artillery while the combat infantry fight
>>45004
"Yes, we captured a luxury one from a group of pirates that bombarded us yesterday. Do you not have airships in Equestria? Well... how's the painting going?"
>>45005
>Stress
True. But living in a world where Undead monstrosities come in and suck your souls out isn't necessarily relaxing. Don't worry, she can paint before and after that
>Isn't she a painter
Yes. But I recall a certain specific Austrian Painter who served in the front lines for Germany in WW1. She's going places
>Other logistics NPCs
I don't know how many we have. I'd love a few to operate ships and artillery while the combat infantry fight
>>45004
"Yes, we captured a luxury one from a group of pirates that bombarded us yesterday. Do you not have airships in Equestria? Well... how's the painting going?"
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>>45006
>looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
>Stats are this:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dog
Name: ?????
>looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
>Stats are this:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dog
Name: ?????
>>45007
Trump points to the thing, cuz why wouldn't he.
"Oh that. I've only heard of such ships, but never seen one before."
Just cuz they have them in Equestria doesn't mean she knows what it is
Trump points to the thing, cuz why wouldn't he.
"Oh that. I've only heard of such ships, but never seen one before."
Just cuz they have them in Equestria doesn't mean she knows what it is
>>45012
*picks up adorable little horsey, and helps her on*
"Ready for your first adventure? You can help move handles and carry arrows and things for all these nice well-armed men here. Don't worry, you can be back to painting in... I don't know how long. But it's good to be out in fresh air. There's Mountain Dew snacks if you like"
*picks up adorable little horsey, and helps her on*
"Ready for your first adventure? You can help move handles and carry arrows and things for all these nice well-armed men here. Don't worry, you can be back to painting in... I don't know how long. But it's good to be out in fresh air. There's Mountain Dew snacks if you like"
Everyone good then? No rush but,... murder
>>45015
Only while he's on the ship. While he's in the pyramid, an NPC will have to pilot (evidently it won't be this horse). I'm preparing for the possibility that an army will exit from the breach after we've entered and gone down a different hall. It's not necessarily going to happen, but you don't win by making a plan that relies on certain happenings. You win by preparing for the most likely sets of scenarios and making contingency plans in case things go wrong
Only while he's on the ship. While he's in the pyramid, an NPC will have to pilot (evidently it won't be this horse). I'm preparing for the possibility that an army will exit from the breach after we've entered and gone down a different hall. It's not necessarily going to happen, but you don't win by making a plan that relies on certain happenings. You win by preparing for the most likely sets of scenarios and making contingency plans in case things go wrong
>>45020
Do you need any knowledge ranks to pilot a ship?
Tracy doesn't really have any other responsibilities, aside from raising her chicks.
Do you need any knowledge ranks to pilot a ship?
Tracy doesn't really have any other responsibilities, aside from raising her chicks.
>>45028
I think that one is specifically designed to be piloted by idiots. If you mean the Jolly Cunt, there's got to be sailors around. Also I am willing to bet Slovenia could figure out how to do it well. She's scary sometimes
I think that one is specifically designed to be piloted by idiots. If you mean the Jolly Cunt, there's got to be sailors around. Also I am willing to bet Slovenia could figure out how to do it well. She's scary sometimes
>>45026
Last we knew, it took several casters.
Just park the ship back by the tower. If the temple is anything like the tower, it probably has mechanisms by which the enemies are watching what goes on outside; if not that, the spellcasters in the temple are almost certainly on the lookout.
Last we knew, it took several casters.
Just park the ship back by the tower. If the temple is anything like the tower, it probably has mechanisms by which the enemies are watching what goes on outside; if not that, the spellcasters in the temple are almost certainly on the lookout.
>>45037
>ranged fire support
I don't feel comfortable with having someone fire canons into the melee...
>ranged fire support
I don't feel comfortable with having someone fire canons into the melee...
>>45041
They'll be shooting arrows. Cannons will only be shot if serious shit comes out. And that could only happen when we're deep inside the pyramid. Deep inside
They'll be shooting arrows. Cannons will only be shot if serious shit comes out. And that could only happen when we're deep inside the pyramid. Deep inside
>>45043
>Should the characters meet up on the airship?
Nah, that'll take a long time.
Just blow a hole in the wall so we can enter asap.
Is everyone ready/present?
>Should the characters meet up on the airship?
Nah, that'll take a long time.
Just blow a hole in the wall so we can enter asap.
Is everyone ready/present?
>>45044
Trumpaladin grabs his attack pony and rides his glorious dragon lion to the proximity of the soon to be breach
Infernius is at his friend's house. That's the IP he posted from. So I do not think he is ready
Trumpaladin grabs his attack pony and rides his glorious dragon lion to the proximity of the soon to be breach
Infernius is at his friend's house. That's the IP he posted from. So I do not think he is ready
>>45042
>shooting arrows
Just have them lining the perimeter with tower shields in tortoise formation, so they can stab anything that comes out.
Any kind of creature that would be able to get through that would be too big for arrows and too fast for canons.
>shooting arrows
Just have them lining the perimeter with tower shields in tortoise formation, so they can stab anything that comes out.
Any kind of creature that would be able to get through that would be too big for arrows and too fast for canons.
>>45047
The Spartans, Generals, and Ghestapo ready their cannons for the designated time to fire the converted set of salvoes
The Spartans, Generals, and Ghestapo ready their cannons for the designated time to fire the converted set of salvoes
>>45048
Oh hush. You play the rogue character with 9 wisdom who just acts on impulse. I play the leader and the planner. You do you and let me do me. You could have commented on any of this shit when I presented it two hours ago anyways
Oh hush. You play the rogue character with 9 wisdom who just acts on impulse. I play the leader and the planner. You do you and let me do me. You could have commented on any of this shit when I presented it two hours ago anyways
>>45052
Because its not a cockpit per say, its essentially a platform/podium. The ship isn't super-huge.
Because its not a cockpit per say, its essentially a platform/podium. The ship isn't super-huge.
>>45053
Tracy has 13 Wis.
Whatever, direct them however you want.
I just want to get in already.
Tracy spray-pains a big red bullseye on the area where the group decided to enter (to give torc something to shoot at) and stands back and watches the location with her Spyglass ready to Spot anything that might come out at a moment's notice.
Tracy has 13 Wis.
Whatever, direct them however you want.
I just want to get in already.
Tracy spray-pains a big red bullseye on the area where the group decided to enter (to give torc something to shoot at) and stands back and watches the location with her Spyglass ready to Spot anything that might come out at a moment's notice.
"Where is Infernius?" Trumpaladin asks
>>45058
Pic is overhead of the flying cunt. The gray circle is the bar/gambling area, the solid gray is the steering platform (wheel in orange). The blue circle is the jaccuzzi. On and there's crappy looking canons
Pic is overhead of the flying cunt. The gray circle is the bar/gambling area, the solid gray is the steering platform (wheel in orange). The blue circle is the jaccuzzi. On and there's crappy looking canons
The cannons are semi automated, all u gotta do is turn a crank.
>>45060
I thought it was changed after that.
Anyway, why would she have a negative modifier on Wis? Sure, she's crazy and loathsome, but she's ridden through everything the /mlp/ fandom has to offer, and she's been to levels on the internet that other ponies wouldn't even be able to get back from.
Her Wis has to be at least 13, because she's been casting 2nd and 3rd lvl Blackguard spells all this time.
>>45060
>Trumpaladin is on the pyramid
Wait until the canons stop firing first. Tracy's standing back waiting to get first view after the dust clears.
I thought it was changed after that.
Anyway, why would she have a negative modifier on Wis? Sure, she's crazy and loathsome, but she's ridden through everything the /mlp/ fandom has to offer, and she's been to levels on the internet that other ponies wouldn't even be able to get back from.
Her Wis has to be at least 13, because she's been casting 2nd and 3rd lvl Blackguard spells all this time.
>>45060
>Trumpaladin is on the pyramid
Wait until the canons stop firing first. Tracy's standing back waiting to get first view after the dust clears.
>>45064
Except for the 3 forward mounted cannons, yes. The cannons are actually more defensive than anything, structured so that if under fire the ship can bank and then release a full volley.
>>45069
Its all tied to one. The ship can technically be fully manned by 2 people (one steering, one operating the cannons).
Also, It won't be necessary for Thez to be on the airship, she'll just airwalk to the eventual breach.
Except for the 3 forward mounted cannons, yes. The cannons are actually more defensive than anything, structured so that if under fire the ship can bank and then release a full volley.
>>45069
Its all tied to one. The ship can technically be fully manned by 2 people (one steering, one operating the cannons).
Also, It won't be necessary for Thez to be on the airship, she'll just airwalk to the eventual breach.
>>45070
>why is she unwise
Because you insist on playing her like she only has 9 wis. Impulsive and never mindful of the consequences if actions.
>casting spells
Because you lie and push boundaries and cheat and do everything you can get away with with regards to everything in this game
>why is she unwise
Because you insist on playing her like she only has 9 wis. Impulsive and never mindful of the consequences if actions.
>casting spells
Because you lie and push boundaries and cheat and do everything you can get away with with regards to everything in this game
>>45075
This, I based the initial stats off how players played their characters, and then made adjustments along the way. I actually rolled very few stats.
This, I based the initial stats off how players played their characters, and then made adjustments along the way. I actually rolled very few stats.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Torc turns the crank aiming at the target on the temple
Torc turns the crank aiming at the target on the temple
[14d20 = 106]
Dice roll is more of a formality, since you're literally shooting at the broad side of a barn
Dice roll is more of a formality, since you're literally shooting at the broad side of a barn
>>45077
.... So, she can't cast any spells at all?
And does that mean she's been taking a negative modifier on all of her Spot, Listen, and Control Shape checks?
.... So, she can't cast any spells at all?
And does that mean she's been taking a negative modifier on all of her Spot, Listen, and Control Shape checks?
>>45080
I can give her my peripat, and she's have 13 wis. but being able to cast Death Ward twice in one day is sexy
I can give her my peripat, and she's have 13 wis. but being able to cast Death Ward twice in one day is sexy
>>45084
But the character being impulsive and stupid is obnoxious for the rest of us because it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
But the character being impulsive and stupid is obnoxious for the rest of us because it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
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>>45091
That's why it's a wisdom penalty and not an intelligence penalty
That's why it's a wisdom penalty and not an intelligence penalty
>>45086
>it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Oh come on. She hasn't caused very many problems that the party hasn't been able to recover from yet.
>it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Oh come on. She hasn't caused very many problems that the party hasn't been able to recover from yet.
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[1d100 = 18]
Alright. Sorry Infernius can't make it, we'll just say he pulled something while sex.
>>45103
Well, here's the thing. That second shot was a 1, and the dice roll is to determine "how bad".
Alright. Sorry Infernius can't make it, we'll just say he pulled something while sex.
>>45103
Well, here's the thing. That second shot was a 1, and the dice roll is to determine "how bad".
[6d6+10 = 34]
>>45104
Okay, not so bad. The shell failed to fire properly. Only half of the shots hit the target though.
>>45104
Okay, not so bad. The shell failed to fire properly. Only half of the shots hit the target though.
As the smoke from the initial fire dissipates, the flanking engines begin their initial assault. The Pyramid shows cracks and deformation along the barrage point, but appears to be holding together. Thez <whoooof> appears on the ship, alerted to the activity by the obvious cannon-fire.
>>45106
"Hey Thez! Would you mind opperating the cannons for a moment?"
Torc casts meteor swarm at the pyramid
"Hey Thez! Would you mind opperating the cannons for a moment?"
Torc casts meteor swarm at the pyramid
>>45110
"Uhm,... okay,.... What do I do?"
>>45110
Meteor swarm - while a brutally effective spell on hoomans and other things, is not terribly effective against buildings. In fact, it is totally uneffective.
So, while 4 large glowing spheres streak off and collide with the pyramid, resulting in a huge fiery blast,... it appears to have had no effect.
"Uhm,... okay,.... What do I do?"
>>45110
Meteor swarm - while a brutally effective spell on hoomans and other things, is not terribly effective against buildings. In fact, it is totally uneffective.
So, while 4 large glowing spheres streak off and collide with the pyramid, resulting in a huge fiery blast,... it appears to have had no effect.
>>45112
Scaring off the level 7 cleric celestisl during the undead invasion and not waiting a day to do it later. Setting the supply of wood on fire.
Scaring off the level 7 cleric celestisl during the undead invasion and not waiting a day to do it later. Setting the supply of wood on fire.
>>45115
>no effect
No effect? It means that the structure is being bombarded by spheres from 4 different angles now, only one of which actually will cause a breach. And how will they know which one, or that any of them caused a breach, until we are already upon them
>no effect
No effect? It means that the structure is being bombarded by spheres from 4 different angles now, only one of which actually will cause a breach. And how will they know which one, or that any of them caused a breach, until we are already upon them
>>45116
That didn't cause any problems. She only left after the battle was over.
>Setting the supply of wood on fire.
Even if it hadn't been damp, a whole forest doesn't burn that easily. Wood supply was never threatened.
That didn't cause any problems. She only left after the battle was over.
>Setting the supply of wood on fire.
Even if it hadn't been damp, a whole forest doesn't burn that easily. Wood supply was never threatened.
Okay. As the second volley fires, a number of things occur. First and most obvious, is remember that canon that misfired? BOOOM.
Secondly, especially with that 20 there, the second volley successfully rends a hole in the side of the pyramid.
I'm assuming that the assembled siege engines continue their fire, with archers taking position to cover the entrance.
Except on board the airship. The explosion of the second cannon knocks the airship from its position, and the cannons are now pointing the wrong way
Secondly, especially with that 20 there, the second volley successfully rends a hole in the side of the pyramid.
I'm assuming that the assembled siege engines continue their fire, with archers taking position to cover the entrance.
Except on board the airship. The explosion of the second cannon knocks the airship from its position, and the cannons are now pointing the wrong way
>>45119
The battle is going on right now
You intended it to burn the entire forest down, and you said so repeatedly. You were disappointed that it did not have that effect
The battle is going on right now
You intended it to burn the entire forest down, and you said so repeatedly. You were disappointed that it did not have that effect
>>45122
>The battle is going on right now
We'll survive.
>You intended it to burn the entire forest down
>entire
Wrong.
She was only desecrating part of it. Merely making a mess.
>you were disappointed that it did not have that effect
No, I was bummed that Troll didn't show up.
>The battle is going on right now
We'll survive.
>You intended it to burn the entire forest down
>entire
Wrong.
She was only desecrating part of it. Merely making a mess.
>you were disappointed that it did not have that effect
No, I was bummed that Troll didn't show up.
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And it doesn't take long for a response either. Almost immediately, a series of blood-curdling shrieks can be heard emanating from the hole, and a sizeable group of creatures starts to issue from the hole. Some are weird reddish heads that have creepy bat wings and tentacles hanging from them, while others are shadowy forms that don't appear to have any discernable features other than being vaguely humanoid in shape. Both are airborn.
>>45126
Fug, Torc casts Polar ray at the swarm.
Ranged Touch Attack: [1d20 = 9]
Damage: [17d6 = 63]
Ice ice baby
Fug, Torc casts Polar ray at the swarm.
Ranged Touch Attack: [1d20 = 9]
Damage: [17d6 = 63]
Ice ice baby
>>45127
>>45128
>>45129
>>45131
Okay first off, these are undead. They don't fear anything except holy shit. Nice try.
The Generals score several hits, but the distance slows many of the shots down enough that they are avoided.
What kind of munition is the Trebuchet firing? Is it stone or is it pitch (or something else?)
>>45132
Targeting a head or a shade?
>>45128
>>45129
>>45131
Okay first off, these are undead. They don't fear anything except holy shit. Nice try.
The Generals score several hits, but the distance slows many of the shots down enough that they are avoided.
What kind of munition is the Trebuchet firing? Is it stone or is it pitch (or something else?)
>>45132
Targeting a head or a shade?
[1d20 = 20]
[1d20 = 11]
>>45134
The Generals have the far shot feat for range increments of 165 feet, they are firing from up high for a +1, master work bow makes +1 and weapon focus adds plus 1. I would assume the trebuchet would fire a number of stones like grape shot
Also rolling for Fae's initiative
[1d20 = 11]
>>45134
The Generals have the far shot feat for range increments of 165 feet, they are firing from up high for a +1, master work bow makes +1 and weapon focus adds plus 1. I would assume the trebuchet would fire a number of stones like grape shot
Also rolling for Fae's initiative
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[2d20 = 28]
Okay, so amongst the party I'm seeing:
Trump
Thez
>>45138 +6?
Either Tracy or Fae, cuz I need sauce on that +6
The other one of Fae or Tracy
Torcuil
Rolling for heads and tails
Okay, so amongst the party I'm seeing:
Trump
Thez
>>45138 +6?
Either Tracy or Fae, cuz I need sauce on that +6
The other one of Fae or Tracy
Torcuil
Rolling for heads and tails
[1d20 = 1]
>>45146
Both FAE and Tracy have +6 modifiers. I didn't add that to Fae's roll, so Fae is above Tracy. Also, roll for Generals
>>45146
Both FAE and Tracy have +6 modifiers. I didn't add that to Fae's roll, so Fae is above Tracy. Also, roll for Generals
I really need to know if you guys would kill me for obscuring the hellish demon things
>>45153
I was just basing it off of the "Initiative" line beneath the hit dice.
Idk how initiative works...
I was just basing it off of the "Initiative" line beneath the hit dice.
Idk how initiative works...
[1d20 = 14]
>>45154
Oh. Right. Carry on then.
K so final order:
Heads/Trump
Thez
Tails
Fae
Tracy
Torcuil
Rolling for archers/Slovenia
>>45154
Oh. Right. Carry on then.
K so final order:
Heads/Trump
Thez
Tails
Fae
Tracy
Torcuil
Rolling for archers/Slovenia
>>45160
Yes, 1 round away (especially the way Tracy flies).
The heads start shrieking and spread out toward the advance forces, which seems to be Trump, Tracy, and Fae.
Yes, 1 round away (especially the way Tracy flies).
The heads start shrieking and spread out toward the advance forces, which seems to be Trump, Tracy, and Fae.
[5d8+20 = 32]
[1d20 = 1]
Thez throws her folding saw, which in flight looks like a bright gold/black tron disk at one of the heads, probably severing it in two unless a 1.
[1d20 = 1]
Thez throws her folding saw, which in flight looks like a bright gold/black tron disk at one of the heads, probably severing it in two unless a 1.
Tracy extends her chain to increase her threat range, readying an attack.
Thez fumbles her folding saw, and immediately starts cursing cuz there's a dimensional lock and she can't teleport to retrieve it.
The shadowy forms start to move as well, spreading out away from the advancing party, and directing themselves toward the archers and siege operators, muttering jibberish and weird sounds as they do so.
The shadowy forms start to move as well, spreading out away from the advancing party, and directing themselves toward the archers and siege operators, muttering jibberish and weird sounds as they do so.
The archers and trebuchet have this move, followed by Fae, then Tracy, then Torcuil.
[1d20 = 3]
[13d20 = 143]
>>45167
Cute horse is ordered for fire at mass towards Tails. Do I roll for that? rolling
Archers target tails forces
[13d20 = 143]
>>45167
Cute horse is ordered for fire at mass towards Tails. Do I roll for that? rolling
Archers target tails forces
>>45172
The base of the question is: Are they operating on pre-set orders, or are they acting as you direct them? Because there's a big difference to how they might respond then.
The base of the question is: Are they operating on pre-set orders, or are they acting as you direct them? Because there's a big difference to how they might respond then.
>>45173
When a Player character has a cohort or followers or NPCs who are allies under their command, these NPCs may be controlled either by the GM, or by the Player who "owns" them. It's the GM's choice in the particular campaign. This GM in this campaign has generally given control to the Player, but really, someone has to represent these characters
>>45174
>Trebuchet misses
Aww. Can spartans or ghestapo enter and fire other cannons?
When a Player character has a cohort or followers or NPCs who are allies under their command, these NPCs may be controlled either by the GM, or by the Player who "owns" them. It's the GM's choice in the particular campaign. This GM in this campaign has generally given control to the Player, but really, someone has to represent these characters
>>45174
>Trebuchet misses
Aww. Can spartans or ghestapo enter and fire other cannons?
Tracy charges forward waiting to get close enough to attack.
If Trump succeeds a Ride check, can he direct her to attack with her natural weapons during his turn?
If Trump succeeds a Ride check, can he direct her to attack with her natural weapons during his turn?
>>45175
It's not a question of who controls them., I was just wondering if they had preset orders or they were waiting for orders.
It's not a question of who controls them., I was just wondering if they had preset orders or they were waiting for orders.
[3d20 = 40]
>>45179
If Fae is in range to pounce (160 feet if she can reach by the surface of the pyramid), then pounce on a "head." If not, fly towards Tails
>>45179
If Fae is in range to pounce (160 feet if she can reach by the surface of the pyramid), then pounce on a "head." If not, fly towards Tails
>>45178
The DC to control an untrained mount with your knees is 5 (move action). You don't need to roll to control warponies or warhorses though.
Unconscious control is 50 (free action).
The DC to control an untrained mount with your knees is 5 (move action). You don't need to roll to control warponies or warhorses though.
Unconscious control is 50 (free action).
>>45182
"pls try to prioritize Tails, kill them, and get me close enough to one to kill with my sword"
"pls try to prioritize Tails, kill them, and get me close enough to one to kill with my sword"
>>45195
It's difficult to say because Cauchemar's aren't supposed to use animated chains with their mouths, but the strength bonus on damage from a Cauchemar is +10 on each attack
It's difficult to say because Cauchemar's aren't supposed to use animated chains with their mouths, but the strength bonus on damage from a Cauchemar is +10 on each attack
>>45195
Its a combination of Str bonus, and any bonus for the weapon (which the chain has a +5). +10 works, I wanted to know how many hits it would take to kill one of these fuckers. With two strikes (since the 3rd missed) that fells one of them.
For scope, there are about 8 tails spreading out (with more coming) and theres about 8 heads doing likewise, but focusing on Trump, Fae, and Tracy.
Its a combination of Str bonus, and any bonus for the weapon (which the chain has a +5). +10 works, I wanted to know how many hits it would take to kill one of these fuckers. With two strikes (since the 3rd missed) that fells one of them.
For scope, there are about 8 tails spreading out (with more coming) and theres about 8 heads doing likewise, but focusing on Trump, Fae, and Tracy.
[1d20+19 = 34]
>>45197
She has 35 Str atm, and her chain is a +4 weapon.
>fells one of them
Can she cleave that?
Also, can Intimidate be used to taunt enemies towards you, or is that Bluff?
Rolling Bluff
>>45197
She has 35 Str atm, and her chain is a +4 weapon.
>fells one of them
Can she cleave that?
Also, can Intimidate be used to taunt enemies towards you, or is that Bluff?
Rolling Bluff
>>45206
An Everwhirling Chain uses its master's stats to attack.
This is precisely the reason I wanted an everdancing weapon, so she could use her hooves for running and not have metal in her mouth.
An Everwhirling Chain uses its master's stats to attack.
This is precisely the reason I wanted an everdancing weapon, so she could use her hooves for running and not have metal in her mouth.
>>45179
I intended to get this cleared with you earlier, but what I had intended for the Generals was to give them
Master work Composite Longbows, +1 attack 1d8. Half the forces have +1 damage for higher strength rating
Point Blank shot +1 attack and +1 damage at 30 feet
Far shot: increases range increment by 50%, to 165 feet
Precise shot: No penalty for targeting opponent engaged in melee with a ranged weapon
Weapon Focus (Composite Longbow): +1 on attacks with this weapon
Weapon Specialization (Composite Longbow): +2 damage using this weapon
A was intending to give the quarter of them that were eligible for it the Multi-shot feat, but we can assume they all have Improved Critical as their sixth feat for simplicity.
So an attack bonus of +7 for half them and +8 for half, with a damage roll of 1d8+2 for half and a 1d8+3 for half
I intended to get this cleared with you earlier, but what I had intended for the Generals was to give them
Master work Composite Longbows, +1 attack 1d8. Half the forces have +1 damage for higher strength rating
Point Blank shot +1 attack and +1 damage at 30 feet
Far shot: increases range increment by 50%, to 165 feet
Precise shot: No penalty for targeting opponent engaged in melee with a ranged weapon
Weapon Focus (Composite Longbow): +1 on attacks with this weapon
Weapon Specialization (Composite Longbow): +2 damage using this weapon
A was intending to give the quarter of them that were eligible for it the Multi-shot feat, but we can assume they all have Improved Critical as their sixth feat for simplicity.
So an attack bonus of +7 for half them and +8 for half, with a damage roll of 1d8+2 for half and a 1d8+3 for half
The cleave attempt lands, but does not kill. Torcuil casts his nuke cloud, except its range is only sufficient to hit 1/2 of the 8 immediate tails (they went left and right, in the direction of the support-fire). Pick a side.
>>45212
Per the Plan, the Generals are on the airship with Torcuil. The docks are where Slovenia is located with the Trebuchet. The spartan contingent should be there as well, although presumably not yet activated because of a melee fighting style and the distance
Per the Plan, the Generals are on the airship with Torcuil. The docks are where Slovenia is located with the Trebuchet. The spartan contingent should be there as well, although presumably not yet activated because of a melee fighting style and the distance
[1d2 = 1]
>1 is left
>2 is right
>1 is left
>2 is right
>>45213
M8, I've looked through the comments back then, and you are the only one who has said otherwise about her weapon.
M8, I've looked through the comments back then, and you are the only one who has said otherwise about her weapon.
>>45216
Yes, but he's right about one thing; its kinda stupid-powerful. Consider it a Diet Everwhirling Chain.
Yes, but he's right about one thing; its kinda stupid-powerful. Consider it a Diet Everwhirling Chain.
>>45216
Nigger, I Definitely remember the comment "It's animated in the sense that it can extend 60 feet. It is not an everwhirling chain." This comment took place during the charge on RBG.
If you are claiming 5.2 million GP of Haxx, then I want my 5.2 million as well, or 5 wish spells, or something
Nigger, I Definitely remember the comment "It's animated in the sense that it can extend 60 feet. It is not an everwhirling chain." This comment took place during the charge on RBG.
If you are claiming 5.2 million GP of Haxx, then I want my 5.2 million as well, or 5 wish spells, or something
>>45219
That's pretty much where I'm at. Its not uber like an everwhirling chain, but it does have long reach.
That's pretty much where I'm at. Its not uber like an everwhirling chain, but it does have long reach.
>>45223
I don't remember her doing that, but I would believe it, because you lie and cheat and steal and do everything you can to try to break the game with hordes of cheats. You need to be policed constantly
I don't remember her doing that, but I would believe it, because you lie and cheat and steal and do everything you can to try to break the game with hordes of cheats. You need to be policed constantly
[4d20 = 31]
So Torcuil envelops the left-side tails in charring and damaging smoke n shit.
So Torcuil envelops the left-side tails in charring and damaging smoke n shit.
Only one of the tails has the presence of mind to escape the cloud, while the others take damage.
>>45223
That started when she was doing her wilder psychic thing, which,...
So saying, be thankful she can use a 60' chain without penalty.
>>45223
That started when she was doing her wilder psychic thing, which,...
So saying, be thankful she can use a 60' chain without penalty.
[4d20 = 43]
>>45227
Is it my turn or the tails?
Trumpaladin slashes at anything near him. Presumably, Tracy has carried him within range of a Head or two
>>45227
Is it my turn or the tails?
Trumpaladin slashes at anything near him. Presumably, Tracy has carried him within range of a Head or two
>>45230
Just for future reference, is loosing the chain to attack a standard action or a move action now? I would've been a free action, but Idk now.
Just for future reference, is loosing the chain to attack a standard action or a move action now? I would've been a free action, but Idk now.
New round. Its Trump and the Heads.
>>45231
First attack misses, but the next two land killing a head, giving a cleave opportunity (before the 20 that is).
>>45231
First attack misses, but the next two land killing a head, giving a cleave opportunity (before the 20 that is).
[1d20+19 = 25]
>>45241
Does this count as a fear affect?
Rolling Fortitude, because that's what he said.
>>45241
Does this count as a fear affect?
Rolling Fortitude, because that's what he said.
>>45244
Its not a constitution modifier in this case, its charisma based. Also, yes it is a fear effect he says, assuming that Tracy knows what the heads are
Its not a constitution modifier in this case, its charisma based. Also, yes it is a fear effect he says, assuming that Tracy knows what the heads are
>>45247
If it's a fear affect, Trump is immune, and Tracy gets a +4 bonus to her save, right?
"Noisy fuckers!" Tracy curses
If it's a fear affect, Trump is immune, and Tracy gets a +4 bonus to her save, right?
"Noisy fuckers!" Tracy curses
K, so everyone is either immune or saves. Moving on. From the railing of the airship Thez yells, "Oh FFS, just turn the bastards!"
[4d20 = 38]
>>45250
No. Also, its not her turn yet. Thez streaks by Trump, incurring several attacks of opportunity from the heads, making a bee-line for the hole.
>>45250
No. Also, its not her turn yet. Thez streaks by Trump, incurring several attacks of opportunity from the heads, making a bee-line for the hole.
>>45253
>we have to deal with these ones first
The generals could probably handle them.
Let's not burn time.
>we have to deal with these ones first
The generals could probably handle them.
Let's not burn time.
[1d20 = 4]
Thez takes a grazing bite as she speeds toward the pyramid.
Now Slovenia can fire spread-shot (please declare this sorta thing in advance, so the crew can conceivably change munition in the same round)
Thez takes a grazing bite as she speeds toward the pyramid.
Now Slovenia can fire spread-shot (please declare this sorta thing in advance, so the crew can conceivably change munition in the same round)
>>45259
I assumed a single rock was the default.
>>45260
e_e We'll consider those the archer's shots, cuz it would be a waste otherwise.
Allips and Vargouilles fall left and right, as the archers continue to pepper them with shots. Most of the advancing enemies are kill or almost. The only pressing threat now is the continuous flow from the hole in the pyramid.
I assumed a single rock was the default.
>>45260
e_e We'll consider those the archer's shots, cuz it would be a waste otherwise.
Allips and Vargouilles fall left and right, as the archers continue to pepper them with shots. Most of the advancing enemies are kill or almost. The only pressing threat now is the continuous flow from the hole in the pyramid.
[1d20+21 = 29]
>>45267
Rolling to Spot anything bigger lurking inside the hole ahead of time.
>>45269
*draws sword and kills squishy targets*
>>45267
Rolling to Spot anything bigger lurking inside the hole ahead of time.
>>45269
*draws sword and kills squishy targets*
>>45271
>Unless you're attempting an overrun
I'm betting yes
Are the Spartans or Gestapo rated as archers?
>Unless you're attempting an overrun
I'm betting yes
Are the Spartans or Gestapo rated as archers?
>>45115
"Hey guys me groin stoped hurting, me ready to fight.
i didnt have to drive as far as i thought i did.
"Hey guys me groin stoped hurting, me ready to fight.
i didnt have to drive as far as i thought i did.
>>45271
>unless you're attempting an overrun
Sure. Trample the fuckers.
*blows smoke to fuck-up their attack rolls*
>*stompy-stompy*
>unless you're attempting an overrun
Sure. Trample the fuckers.
*blows smoke to fuck-up their attack rolls*
>*stompy-stompy*
Alright. Not to dial things back or anything, but as soon as Trump goes ahead and turns these bitches, the entrance to the pyramid is secure. No casualties or injuries were sustained (except Thez of all ppl) and most importantly, no one got kissed or wisdom drained (they do that btw).
For the record, that was my only question; do the citizens and militia take any status ailments, injuries, or casualties. That the party was gonna mob on them was a given.
>>45287
That is either very good or very bad
Uh... I think the circlet of persuasion adds +3 to turn checks?
That is either very good or very bad
Uh... I think the circlet of persuasion adds +3 to turn checks?
>GM assumes that he can forego looking at the fine details of undead turning and just roll
>2
Every time
>>45288
She charged through/around the vargs and got bitten trying to engage at the entrance.
Okkay good, the turning check still worked. Vargs shrivel up and collapse with creepy shrieks, and the Allips evaporate.
As usual, the Port Barry citizens are overjoyed and start cheering, meanwhile the dungeon beckons.
>2
Every time
>>45288
She charged through/around the vargs and got bitten trying to engage at the entrance.
Okkay good, the turning check still worked. Vargs shrivel up and collapse with creepy shrieks, and the Allips evaporate.
As usual, the Port Barry citizens are overjoyed and start cheering, meanwhile the dungeon beckons.
>>45290
Turns back to blow a kiss at the cheering citizens, heroically waves, and then enters the dungeon
Turns back to blow a kiss at the cheering citizens, heroically waves, and then enters the dungeon
>>45292
I'm sorry, but this was the best I could do to hold back Tracy's Faggot. He's so impatient he didn't even want to kill this wave of enemies
I'm sorry, but this was the best I could do to hold back Tracy's Faggot. He's so impatient he didn't even want to kill this wave of enemies
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The entry to the pyramid is a wide open and spacious room. Decayed remains of ancient corpses are strewn everywhere, many without heads. This room hasn't been touched by anything living in,... at all? The stench of death and decay is almost nauseating, and aside from a massive pillar in the center, there are two sets of staircases leading down on either side of it.
[1d20+25 = 41]
>>45292
You'll catch up soon enough.
Better for Tracy to go first, with her Trap Sense.
Rolling Search to check for Traps, hazards, or hidden treasure, upon entering the room.
>>45292
You'll catch up soon enough.
Better for Tracy to go first, with her Trap Sense.
Rolling Search to check for Traps, hazards, or hidden treasure, upon entering the room.
[1d20 = 19]
Trumpaladin does search check
Target is "What the fuck did this room used to be?" Greater description of room
>>45301
*glares*
Trumpaladin does search check
Target is "What the fuck did this room used to be?" Greater description of room
>>45301
*glares*
Torc brings out Mr. Snek and hops on his back
>>45302
"Ladys first then"
Torc rolls a architecture check for hidden shit
[1d20+2 = 10]
>>45302
"Ladys first then"
Torc rolls a architecture check for hidden shit
[1d20+2 = 10]
>>45310
Aside from the light streaming in from the hole, yes. Most ppl have darkvision tho so its not a big deal, and Tracy is on fire.
Aside from the light streaming in from the hole, yes. Most ppl have darkvision tho so its not a big deal, and Tracy is on fire.
>>45315
*Tracy makes a super-saiyan ki-charging pose, and revs up her flames to illuminate the room so her husband can see past his arms*
*Tracy makes a super-saiyan ki-charging pose, and revs up her flames to illuminate the room so her husband can see past his arms*
>>45313
Ever seen the Sistine chapel? It looks nothing like that. In fact, the ceiling is probably the most unmentionable aspect. Its just flat glassy shit.
Ever seen the Sistine chapel? It looks nothing like that. In fact, the ceiling is probably the most unmentionable aspect. Its just flat glassy shit.
>>45319
[confused pony noises]
".. W-would you rather I turn it down, Flashy..?"
*flames fizzle and die-down considerably, leaving the room pitch black once more*
[confused pony noises]
".. W-would you rather I turn it down, Flashy..?"
*flames fizzle and die-down considerably, leaving the room pitch black once more*
>>45322
Kek. Yes I have seen the sistine chapel, it was just a question to see if the "rooftop," which seems to be the bottom of the lower overturned pyramid, was identical on both sides, suggesting that the octohedron was two pyramids put together rather than a single structure
>>45324
He doesn't need darkvision to give you the stare of death
Kek. Yes I have seen the sistine chapel, it was just a question to see if the "rooftop," which seems to be the bottom of the lower overturned pyramid, was identical on both sides, suggesting that the octohedron was two pyramids put together rather than a single structure
>>45324
He doesn't need darkvision to give you the stare of death
>>45325
She's confused, because she doesn't understand why he's glaring at her. She only wants to help.
She's confused, because she doesn't understand why he's glaring at her. She only wants to help.
"So, are we just gonna stand here waiting or are we gonna go in?"
>Snek noises
>Snek noises
[1d20 = 9]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dancing_Lights
This should help with seeing
>>45334
Snek the rogue makes an extra search check
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dancing_Lights
This should help with seeing
>>45334
Snek the rogue makes an extra search check
>>45335
"That'll work. Send 'em around the room to help us see what's here.
If we need to, I can cast Daylight so we can light up the room since, you know, I'm a spell caster with a buffed 18 wisdom"
*stares at horse*
"That'll work. Send 'em around the room to help us see what's here.
If we need to, I can cast Daylight so we can light up the room since, you know, I'm a spell caster with a buffed 18 wisdom"
*stares at horse*
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>>45325
Thats a clever idea, though not what it is. The ceiling is completely horizontal and does not reflect the pyramid slope.
>>45333
For future reference, Thez can talk to Snek and convey/receive concepts and information.
>>45335
"I can do that one again!" Thez says, also casting Dancing Lights,... for no particular purpose.
>>45337
He can cast them manually too, I just prefer memes, and tend to interpret the dice more favorably (or bypass entirely) the dice with dank maymays.
Thats a clever idea, though not what it is. The ceiling is completely horizontal and does not reflect the pyramid slope.
>>45333
For future reference, Thez can talk to Snek and convey/receive concepts and information.
>>45335
"I can do that one again!" Thez says, also casting Dancing Lights,... for no particular purpose.
>>45337
He can cast them manually too, I just prefer memes, and tend to interpret the dice more favorably (or bypass entirely) the dice with dank maymays.
*walks forward, crunching bones underhoof*
How many corridors are there*
How many corridors are there*
Thez looks at Tracy
"Don't go ethereal unless you have to either, who knows what sort of can of worms that could be."
"Don't go ethereal unless you have to either, who knows what sort of can of worms that could be."
>>45359
"Do you feel that?" Fae says to Trump. "This whole place has been unhallowed. Turning will be suppressed. Not fully, but with a big modifier.
"Do you feel that?" Fae says to Trump. "This whole place has been unhallowed. Turning will be suppressed. Not fully, but with a big modifier.
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to flip coin
Even is left, odd is right
Rolling to flip coin
Even is left, odd is right
>>45366
"I just don't want to be split up from my mounts. I'd prefer to have the help of the Cleric and the wizard though. Where is Infernius anyways?"
"I just don't want to be split up from my mounts. I'd prefer to have the help of the Cleric and the wizard though. Where is Infernius anyways?"
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>45366
>If its a dead end, we can always go back
*death flags spring up*
Tracy goes in first.
Rolling to Listen for enemies.
>>45366
>If its a dead end, we can always go back
*death flags spring up*
Tracy goes in first.
Rolling to Listen for enemies.
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>>45368
Don't go left.
The staircase would collapse under the full weight of the party, and they would in fact be unable to go backward (and some might take damage) if they were to go left.
Don't go left.
The staircase would collapse under the full weight of the party, and they would in fact be unable to go backward (and some might take damage) if they were to go left.
>>45372
Tracy turns towards the rest of the party with as grim, serious expression.
"Let's not go this way."
Tracy turns towards the rest of the party with as grim, serious expression.
"Let's not go this way."
[1d20+21 = 37]
Rolling once again to listen to the other staircase.
Rolling once again to listen to the other staircase.
>>45378
From the top of the staircase, Tracy can see that at the end of the staircase the corridor immediately angles to the right and is out of view. She hears complete silence, and can see nothing signiicant.
From the top of the staircase, Tracy can see that at the end of the staircase the corridor immediately angles to the right and is out of view. She hears complete silence, and can see nothing signiicant.
Just wondering, does Tracy get any profane bonuses for being a blackguard fiend in an unhallowed environment?
It was said that turning was limited, but what about rebuking?
It was said that turning was limited, but what about rebuking?
>>45385
Thez' head pops out of a shadow in the middle of the party. "There's doors, but there's nothing that needs squishing. Not immediately at least."
Thez' head pops out of a shadow in the middle of the party. "There's doors, but there's nothing that needs squishing. Not immediately at least."
>>45386
*glares*
Writes note and places it on the Ground so Infernius knows to go Right
"Not like he doesn't know that already"
*glares*
Writes note and places it on the Ground so Infernius knows to go Right
"Not like he doesn't know that already"
>>45388
Oh yes, Infernius flies HA! in on Uatchit, cuz I can't imagine him doing anything else given the circumstances.
Oh yes, Infernius flies HA! in on Uatchit, cuz I can't imagine him doing anything else given the circumstances.
>>45390
"Don't worry, I snuck by you and checked it out myself! Did you know shadowdancers can hide in plain sight if they're within 5' of a shadow? This whole PLACE is shadows! In any case, I already went down. I didn't try any of them, but there's a door on either side of the hall and one at the end."
"Don't worry, I snuck by you and checked it out myself! Did you know shadowdancers can hide in plain sight if they're within 5' of a shadow? This whole PLACE is shadows! In any case, I already went down. I didn't try any of them, but there's a door on either side of the hall and one at the end."
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>>45397
Mintaurs get natural Darkvision.
Their Natural Cunning is also useful in dungeons: like a crawfish in a riverbed.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
Mintaurs get natural Darkvision.
Their Natural Cunning is also useful in dungeons: like a crawfish in a riverbed.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
>>45392
Yes, they're next to a staircase on the right side of the room. Also there's a note on the floor that says "GO RIGHT".
Yes, they're next to a staircase on the right side of the room. Also there's a note on the floor that says "GO RIGHT".
>>45399
He doesn't get that full set of racial bonuses it's half-orc race. THAT set of racial bonuses is the equivalent of adding two class levels to a character
He doesn't get that full set of racial bonuses it's half-orc race. THAT set of racial bonuses is the equivalent of adding two class levels to a character
>>45402
"No! I'NIS!" and other cautions are heard as Infernius goes Leeroy Jenkins on the left side. Is that seriously what he's doing?
"No! I'NIS!" and other cautions are heard as Infernius goes Leeroy Jenkins on the left side. Is that seriously what he's doing?
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>>45408
>>45408
Why are my jokes being deleted?!
Why are my jokes being deleted?!
>>45416
Nope.
As Infernius barrels down the left staircase cuz reasons(?) a crumbling sound can be heard beneath him. Luckily, he's in a full on sprint. As he reaches the base of the staircase, he realizes that it has collapsed behind him, but otherwise he's fine.
>>45418
I was allowing the dice to decide it was an ebin fail.
Nope.
As Infernius barrels down the left staircase cuz reasons(?) a crumbling sound can be heard beneath him. Luckily, he's in a full on sprint. As he reaches the base of the staircase, he realizes that it has collapsed behind him, but otherwise he's fine.
>>45418
I was allowing the dice to decide it was an ebin fail.
*hears crashing and painful mooing through walls*
*sighs*
".... Stupid bull..."
Tracy continues forward.
*sighs*
".... Stupid bull..."
Tracy continues forward.
>>45423
"That fuggin'" Thez says, swiftly and silently diving into a shadow in the direction of the left staircase.
"That fuggin'" Thez says, swiftly and silently diving into a shadow in the direction of the left staircase.
What does the next room/corridor look like?
>>45427
Just asking to know. Thez told Tracy not to become ethereal, but can Tracy even use that ability with the dimensional anchor in place?
>>45427
Just asking to know. Thez told Tracy not to become ethereal, but can Tracy even use that ability with the dimensional anchor in place?
>>45426
"I'll send a tweet the next time I need to send a private communication between myself and another individual. It's the way I conduct diplomacy with foreign leaders actually"
>>45428
"Yeah, the left is a realm of darkness and ignorance. Use the Daylight spell if you really want to. Or a torch. Or just call a fly and it will help you"
"I'll send a tweet the next time I need to send a private communication between myself and another individual. It's the way I conduct diplomacy with foreign leaders actually"
>>45428
"Yeah, the left is a realm of darkness and ignorance. Use the Daylight spell if you really want to. Or a torch. Or just call a fly and it will help you"
>>45423
Infernius hears a "huh", "huah", "tsuu", and Thez skids to the ground next to him.
>>45429
Better point, no. Thank you for reminding me. The area is waft-ish, in that there are layers of dust so fine that they hover in place, resonantly affected by the drats caused by the rupture and the party's interference. This place is old, and scraps of almost weightless debris sifts by on the ground.
Infernius hears a "huh", "huah", "tsuu", and Thez skids to the ground next to him.
>>45429
Better point, no. Thank you for reminding me. The area is waft-ish, in that there are layers of dust so fine that they hover in place, resonantly affected by the drats caused by the rupture and the party's interference. This place is old, and scraps of almost weightless debris sifts by on the ground.
[1d20+21 = 25]
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>45437
Well, full perception, to start off.
Look for anything any everything.
Spot, Listen
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>45437
Well, full perception, to start off.
Look for anything any everything.
Spot, Listen
[1d20+25 = 43]
And search
And search
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+25 = 40]
*inspect closes door*
Rolling Search to peak around corner, and Hide to not be noticed by any enemies.
[1d20+25 = 40]
*inspect closes door*
Rolling Search to peak around corner, and Hide to not be noticed by any enemies.
>>45471
And as the daylight did shine forth, several figures could be seen in the darkness beyond Infernius, including several (3) black cloud-formations that really don't seem to prefer being hit by daylight.
And as the daylight did shine forth, several figures could be seen in the darkness beyond Infernius, including several (3) black cloud-formations that really don't seem to prefer being hit by daylight.
[1d20+21 = 24]
Search check to find pots to smash.
Search check to find pots to smash.
[2d20 = 21]
Which sails wildly. Infernius makes one attack (cuz he has to close range to do so) with his not flaming sword and the round ends. Roll Initiative. Dice 1 is Thez
Which sails wildly. Infernius makes one attack (cuz he has to close range to do so) with his not flaming sword and the round ends. Roll Initiative. Dice 1 is Thez
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Tracy is still looking for clay pots and stab-able monsters.
Does she find any?
Does she find any?
>>45503
Uh huh. It fits in the hallway?
Uh huh. It fits in the hallway?
>>45507
The mounds are about 6" deep in dust, revealing the ends of several gilded chests and particularly ornate and fine woodwork.
The mounds are about 6" deep in dust, revealing the ends of several gilded chests and particularly ornate and fine woodwork.
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>45512
*praises Epona*
Rolling Search to detect traps/mimics before rapidly ransacking chests
>>45512
*praises Epona*
Rolling Search to detect traps/mimics before rapidly ransacking chests
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Alright, so Infernius and Thez are fighting a trio (its three btw), Tracy and Trump are gettin filthy rich (you guys should roll too).
[4d20 = 47]
>>45518
Trumpaladin does not know how to open chests in d&d, so he quick draws Sugoito, and hits the chest repeatedly with it
>>45518
Trumpaladin does not know how to open chests in d&d, so he quick draws Sugoito, and hits the chest repeatedly with it
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[4d20 = 52]
>>45538
I wouldn't except we can't really take it back anyways, and I'm not fully convinced it isn't a mimic or trapped or what have you
>>45538
I wouldn't except we can't really take it back anyways, and I'm not fully convinced it isn't a mimic or trapped or what have you
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Fun fact; chance, skill, ability, or other skill checks can be combined. Meaning, if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once he could, while other characters could multi-chad their way through things.
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>>45541
What does that mean? We could do a single roll for multiple checks?
>if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once
>pic related
What does that mean? We could do a single roll for multiple checks?
>if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once
>pic related
[1d20 = 4]
>>45546
Example. Thez is rolling for listen, spot, sneak, hide, knowledge: architecture, and
>>45546
Example. Thez is rolling for listen, spot, sneak, hide, knowledge: architecture, and
[2d20 = 20]
Rolling combination Grapple on Horse pussy and Ride check
Rolling combination Grapple on Horse pussy and Ride check
Praise Epona!
Yhrz
Fug. This is Tracy's side
And Infernius' side
Tracy leaves the room after pocketing everything that isn't nailed down.
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[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks
Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks
Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
>>45580
>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened them
Do they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened them
Do they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
>>45604
>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussy
You're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.
I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussy
You're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.
I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
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>>45610
>Is smart enough to know not to place hand into chest
>Is not smart enough to know better than to finger an OP demon horse
>Is smart enough to know not to place hand into chest
>Is not smart enough to know better than to finger an OP demon horse
>>45610
It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*
>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time
It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*
>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time
>>45613
He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
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In the 44th chapter of Mixed Nuts (yeah, it's been that long) our fearless Paladin finds himself in peril deep within a pitch-black dungeon. In his attempt to reach out for a priceless treasure, he has found his arm trapped within a particularly difficult trap. He finds his dominant hand trapped tightly within the bone-crushing grasp of Tracy's herculean horsepussy, with little hope of escape. As his hand begins to turn blue and the excruciating pain slowly begins to die away, and he sees his waifu shudder unresponsively, too stimulated and "unwise" to save her beloved.
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
*Trumpaladin makes mental note never to stick any body part in Trachemar ever again*
>>45622
[unintelligible babbling]
Tracy is both Fascinated and Confused. In her state of ecstatic bliss, she is unable to assist. She howls and shudders in pleasure, oblivious to her loved one's danger, her tail sticking straight up like a firecracker, begging for more.
What will you do now, Anon?
>>45623
She does have a history of getting objects hopelessly caught back there.
Tracy's vaginal muscles are unmatched in sheer Strength and power, but even she is no match for the graceful touch of a Paladin's magical hand.
[unintelligible babbling]
Tracy is both Fascinated and Confused. In her state of ecstatic bliss, she is unable to assist. She howls and shudders in pleasure, oblivious to her loved one's danger, her tail sticking straight up like a firecracker, begging for more.
What will you do now, Anon?
>>45623
She does have a history of getting objects hopelessly caught back there.
Tracy's vaginal muscles are unmatched in sheer Strength and power, but even she is no match for the graceful touch of a Paladin's magical hand.
>>45625
[heavenly squealing]
*bone-crushing clench* (it's completely numb by now, so it doesn't really hurt)
Tracy's front knees buckle momentarily before she keels over in pleasure, dragging Trumpaladin face-first into her butt with a *WUMP*.
[heavenly squealing]
*bone-crushing clench* (it's completely numb by now, so it doesn't really hurt)
Tracy's front knees buckle momentarily before she keels over in pleasure, dragging Trumpaladin face-first into her butt with a *WUMP*.
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>>45628
She loses desirability as a mount if she can't be grabbed without consequence. That's one of her advantages
She loses desirability as a mount if she can't be grabbed without consequence. That's one of her advantages
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>>45639
Fae is currently the only individual capable of combat
If it's just Torcuil coming in the room that's all we need
Fae is currently the only individual capable of combat
If it's just Torcuil coming in the room that's all we need
[1d20+20 = 38]
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>45648
>torch
Okay...
*Tracy's eye's flicker open at the sudden light*
"Wh-what's going on?!"
Rolling to Spot and Listen
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>45648
>torch
Okay...
*Tracy's eye's flicker open at the sudden light*
"Wh-what's going on?!"
Rolling to Spot and Listen
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Several more eerie creak sounds echo in the chamber, and piles of dust are flung into the air, obscuring vision and giving everyone concealment.
>>45650
No no, she's still unconscious. Trump can't light a torch one-handed.
>>45650
No no, she's still unconscious. Trump can't light a torch one-handed.
I'm not going to advance it much at the moment, I just want you to know that you are literally and figuratively fucked atm.
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>>45654
>it was a trap anyway
Well fug me....
I thought that search check would suffice, but it must be pretty high CR..
>it was a trap anyway
Well fug me....
I thought that search check would suffice, but it must be pretty high CR..
>>45658
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge, so she won't be caught flat-footed unless she's unconscious!
>he can't fight with only one hand
Yes you can! You use a bastard sword.
>get the fuck out
Probably a good idea.
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge, so she won't be caught flat-footed unless she's unconscious!
>he can't fight with only one hand
Yes you can! You use a bastard sword.
>get the fuck out
Probably a good idea.
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>45659
*wakes up and hops to her feet*
"Wh-what?! What's going on?!"
>defensive stance on all fours sword drawn
Rolling to Listen to where the enemy is
>>45659
*wakes up and hops to her feet*
"Wh-what?! What's going on?!"
>defensive stance on all fours sword drawn
Rolling to Listen to where the enemy is
>"If we die in here I'm never speaking to you again"
Just as a question, when you said Kefka had turned himself into a demi-god through magick, what approximate rank was he? I just realized that Life Drain is a Divine Ability.
>>45671
Rank 0 is equal to an Abomination, and Rank 1-5 would be considered demigod, although I wasn't sure exactly how powerful he was, since he was so vain and underestimated the party. I'd been trying to figure it out on my own ever since the fight back then.
Was he using Control Creatures to dominate the Tarrasque?
>tfw you literally have a god's skeleton in your closet
Rank 0 is equal to an Abomination, and Rank 1-5 would be considered demigod, although I wasn't sure exactly how powerful he was, since he was so vain and underestimated the party. I'd been trying to figure it out on my own ever since the fight back then.
Was he using Control Creatures to dominate the Tarrasque?
>tfw you literally have a god's skeleton in your closet
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>>45673
>Tracy's faggot is a idiot megalomaniac who's studied a great deal for the purpose of theomachia.
>Tracy's faggot is a idiot megalomaniac who's studied a great deal for the purpose of theomachia.
>>45673
>Asks for two or three new superpowers every single day that deviate from or directly violate D&D rules
>Expects the tiny and minute details of every enemy we encounter to have several hours spent to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
>Asks for two or three new superpowers every single day that deviate from or directly violate D&D rules
>Expects the tiny and minute details of every enemy we encounter to have several hours spent to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
>>45675
>to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
No. I just want to see what kind of god we killed back then.
>to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
No. I just want to see what kind of god we killed back then.
>>45676
It's not important though.
There's little reason for players to know anyway, because the PC characters would have no way of knowing any of it.
It's not important though.
There's little reason for players to know anyway, because the PC characters would have no way of knowing any of it.
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>>45678
Anyway, I definitely want to make another Hand of Glory out of Kefka's other hand now. Tracy doesn't really need the Hand of the Mage anymore now that she has her animated claw-hands.
Anyway, I definitely want to make another Hand of Glory out of Kefka's other hand now. Tracy doesn't really need the Hand of the Mage anymore now that she has her animated claw-hands.
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>>45682
Waiting to get fugged by the monsters that just appeared.
'There's dust flying everywhere and everyone has concealment (can't see shit)
Waiting to get fugged by the monsters that just appeared.
'There's dust flying everywhere and everyone has concealment (can't see shit)
>>45682
Tracy and Trump are suffering misfortune to do with their choice of getting descriptively intimate in the middle of an undead temple. Torcuil can't see a damn thing cuz there's dust filling the air, and Trump has a gimpy arm. There's shuffling sounds, and something cast a spell in an unknown language.
Tracy and Trump are suffering misfortune to do with their choice of getting descriptively intimate in the middle of an undead temple. Torcuil can't see a damn thing cuz there's dust filling the air, and Trump has a gimpy arm. There's shuffling sounds, and something cast a spell in an unknown language.
So, was the constant Deathwatch from Tracy's Eyes of Doom able to tell if these targets are also undead?
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>>45691
I'm trying to tell if what just jumped out was undead or not. Her glasses should've been able to discern it, unless the dust also blocks that.
*readies sword*
I'm trying to tell if what just jumped out was undead or not. Her glasses should've been able to discern it, unless the dust also blocks that.
*readies sword*
>>45692
>The door is not blocked and is damned close
THANK ELWAY
Can either of Trumpaladin's main weapons (Vanderiem and Suigoto) be wielded in the off hand?
>The door is not blocked and is damned close
THANK ELWAY
Can either of Trumpaladin's main weapons (Vanderiem and Suigoto) be wielded in the off hand?
>>45693
It's a number of enemies that disguised themselves as chests with a spell and probably used that magic-dust spell to make the room look abandoned
It's a number of enemies that disguised themselves as chests with a spell and probably used that magic-dust spell to make the room look abandoned
>>45697
When the hell did you get kamina glasses?
>one hand
Which hand though? Because an off hand may not be good enough
When the hell did you get kamina glasses?
>one hand
Which hand though? Because an off hand may not be good enough
>>45698
What are you holding in the other hand?
Also, it doesn't count as an off-hand if you're not fighting with the other.
What are you holding in the other hand?
Also, it doesn't count as an off-hand if you're not fighting with the other.
>>45689
Torcuil, would you be a dear and see if there is a wall of force blocking the exit? If there is, can you do something to help?
Torcuil, would you be a dear and see if there is a wall of force blocking the exit? If there is, can you do something to help?
>>45701
One hand is gimped and covered in horse juice, and the other hand is just basically a left hand not being used for anything
One hand is gimped and covered in horse juice, and the other hand is just basically a left hand not being used for anything
>>45708
I don't know. It would reduce the lay of hands later. If these are Lichs and Vampires, we need to leave and find Infernius. If these are like 10 mimics, we might be able to fight
I don't know. It would reduce the lay of hands later. If these are Lichs and Vampires, we need to leave and find Infernius. If these are like 10 mimics, we might be able to fight
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>45708
Well fug...
Thank Epona for Uncanny Dodge, because she's a sitting duck.
Since we all have Concealment, Tracy Makes a Hide check.
>>45708
Well fug...
Thank Epona for Uncanny Dodge, because she's a sitting duck.
Since we all have Concealment, Tracy Makes a Hide check.
>>45712
Better. Can it wield a weapon yet?
>>45708
Worst case scenario: the enemies are 9 Vampires and a Democrat Senator Lich who used illusion spells and dust spells to lay a careful trap. That sound we heard was a Wall of Force spell being cast on the entrance
>>45714
If you can make moves when it isn't your turn then Detect Undead
Better. Can it wield a weapon yet?
>>45708
Worst case scenario: the enemies are 9 Vampires and a Democrat Senator Lich who used illusion spells and dust spells to lay a careful trap. That sound we heard was a Wall of Force spell being cast on the entrance
>>45714
If you can make moves when it isn't your turn then Detect Undead
>>45715
>a careful trap.
Tbh, idk if this was a planned trap. Tracy rolled pretty well with her trap sense, so maybe these guys were summoned for other reasons.
>a careful trap.
Tbh, idk if this was a planned trap. Tracy rolled pretty well with her trap sense, so maybe these guys were summoned for other reasons.
>>45715
>Detect Undead
The glasses only tell her of something is alive, dead, near death, undead, or lifeless. They don't Detect anything.
>Detect Undead
The glasses only tell her of something is alive, dead, near death, undead, or lifeless. They don't Detect anything.
[1d20+3 = 14]
[1d20+4 = 14]
>>45716
I think this means Snek is first and Torc second...
Mr. Snek makes a listen/spot check.
Torc makes a spellcraft check. What bonus does 18 ranks in spellcraft and arcana knowledge get me?
[1d20+4 = 14]
>>45716
I think this means Snek is first and Torc second...
Mr. Snek makes a listen/spot check.
Torc makes a spellcraft check. What bonus does 18 ranks in spellcraft and arcana knowledge get me?
>>45726
>why
I was under the impression that a spell was cast. If not, Torc fires at a one of the noises Snek heard [1d20 = 3]
>why
I was under the impression that a spell was cast. If not, Torc fires at a one of the noises Snek heard [1d20 = 3]
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>>45731
A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
>>45732
>A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
How many ranks did you put into Knowledge Religion?
Anyway, at least wait for Torc's dialogue.
>A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
How many ranks did you put into Knowledge Religion?
Anyway, at least wait for Torc's dialogue.
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>>45734
Torc's spellcraft check was his dialogue.
Alright. First the red ones move, and then the black one moves.
No attacks of opportunity cuz concealment.
Torc's spellcraft check was his dialogue.
Alright. First the red ones move, and then the black one moves.
No attacks of opportunity cuz concealment.
[1d100 = 19]
Their approach produces sounds of stretching canvas and muffled thumping, The smell of old and rotten spices fills the air.
>>45736
>1
Their approach produces sounds of stretching canvas and muffled thumping, The smell of old and rotten spices fills the air.
>>45736
>1
Fae stumbles against one of the creatures and goes barreling over it, collapsing in an unceremonious heap just past the line
>>45737
Is it Tracy's turn?
Tracy's nose scrunches at the powerful scent.
"Ewww.. Smells like the dumpster behind The Tasty Treat.." she says quietly to herself, in disgust.
Is it Tracy's turn?
Tracy's nose scrunches at the powerful scent.
"Ewww.. Smells like the dumpster behind The Tasty Treat.." she says quietly to herself, in disgust.
[5d20 = 42]
>>45743
Wow
My move is: Draw Bees Shield
Quick Draw Vanderiem, even if hand is sleepy
"Please don't ask why it's wet"
Boots of the wolf to assume flanking position on the Overwhelming signature, and
Featherfall for fifth attack in a round, and smite evil on first strike
Smite, slash, slash, slash, slash
>>45743
Wow
My move is: Draw Bees Shield
Quick Draw Vanderiem, even if hand is sleepy
"Please don't ask why it's wet"
Boots of the wolf to assume flanking position on the Overwhelming signature, and
Featherfall for fifth attack in a round, and smite evil on first strike
Smite, slash, slash, slash, slash
>>45744
First round bonus should be +17 Base attack +5 strength (unless you're rating his strength as lower) +4 for smite (first attack only, not applied to any other attack) +7 Vanderiem on Evil +2 flanking - whatever his penalty is for a semi-functioning right hand
First round bonus should be +17 Base attack +5 strength (unless you're rating his strength as lower) +4 for smite (first attack only, not applied to any other attack) +7 Vanderiem on Evil +2 flanking - whatever his penalty is for a semi-functioning right hand
[3d100 = 143]
Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss,... maybe
When operating in total concealment, there's a 50% miss chance even with a successful hit.
>>45747
Feather fall does the same attack bonus as the last attack.
Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss,... maybe
When operating in total concealment, there's a 50% miss chance even with a successful hit.
>>45747
Feather fall does the same attack bonus as the last attack.
>>45752
Opportunist (special rogue ability):
>Once per round, the rogue can make an attack of opportunity against an opponent who has just been struck for damage in melee by another character. This attack counts as the rogue’s attack of opportunity for that round. Even a rogue with the Combat Reflexes feat can’t use the opportunist ability more than once per round.
It was the 2nd ability I selected for her after Crippling Strike.
Not sure because concealment, but it doesn't say she can't.
Opportunist (special rogue ability):
>Once per round, the rogue can make an attack of opportunity against an opponent who has just been struck for damage in melee by another character. This attack counts as the rogue’s attack of opportunity for that round. Even a rogue with the Combat Reflexes feat can’t use the opportunist ability more than once per round.
It was the 2nd ability I selected for her after Crippling Strike.
Not sure because concealment, but it doesn't say she can't.
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[1d10+12 = 17]
>>45756
I'm gonna say no in this case, cuz she'd have no way to detect/target the opponent. It is Tracy's turn though.
Trump's str is +5, +7 V so,...
>>45756
I'm gonna say no in this case, cuz she'd have no way to detect/target the opponent. It is Tracy's turn though.
Trump's str is +5, +7 V so,...
>>45757
>cheats
M8, I just wanna make a shot at this thing to trip it prone before it turns Trumpaladin to dust. It doesn't say she can't attack a concealed target.
>cheats
M8, I just wanna make a shot at this thing to trip it prone before it turns Trumpaladin to dust. It doesn't say she can't attack a concealed target.
>>45758
Tracy uses her cane-sword to blow a Gust Of Wind towards the door, and suck out the dust obscurring the room with the vacuum.
She then Uses her Hand Of Glory to cast Daylight, so Trumpaladin will be able to see in his next turn.
Tracy uses her cane-sword to blow a Gust Of Wind towards the door, and suck out the dust obscurring the room with the vacuum.
She then Uses her Hand Of Glory to cast Daylight, so Trumpaladin will be able to see in his next turn.
>>45762
You can't sneak attack undead. And I wanna miss next time I hit.
>Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealment
It was doing you no good. Now your attacks will actually land.
You can't sneak attack undead. And I wanna miss next time I hit.
>Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealment
It was doing you no good. Now your attacks will actually land.
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Actually, eh. Stuff happens
[1d20 = 17]
>>45760
The winds buffet against Torcuil, and temporarily blind him with the fine particles of dust suddenly blown into his eyes.
However, Tracy and Trump and Fae are able to get glimpses of withered, dessicated corpses, wrapped in strips of cloth, and various jewelry items of ancient dieties and cultures. The big one is wearing exquisite Half-plate armor covered in gems.
>>45760
The winds buffet against Torcuil, and temporarily blind him with the fine particles of dust suddenly blown into his eyes.
However, Tracy and Trump and Fae are able to get glimpses of withered, dessicated corpses, wrapped in strips of cloth, and various jewelry items of ancient dieties and cultures. The big one is wearing exquisite Half-plate armor covered in gems.
>>45771
No, but it does limit his ability to use targeting spells. He still knows variably where everything is, but he also loses his dexterity bonus (if any).
No, but it does limit his ability to use targeting spells. He still knows variably where everything is, but he also loses his dexterity bonus (if any).
>>45774
Not completely, but it does eliminate the concealment and restore dexterity bonuses n sheit. Except for Torcuil.
Hey, Snek gets +3 to initiative. Future reference. Base attack bonus 8, +3 Dex +14 roll = 25 score
Not completely, but it does eliminate the concealment and restore dexterity bonuses n sheit. Except for Torcuil.
Hey, Snek gets +3 to initiative. Future reference. Base attack bonus 8, +3 Dex +14 roll = 25 score
>>45784
Okay, now I'm really fucking confused, I thought it was one of the things attacking us.
THATS WHAT I WANT SNEK TO SHOOT AT
Okay, now I'm really fucking confused, I thought it was one of the things attacking us.
THATS WHAT I WANT SNEK TO SHOOT AT
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Snek successfully caps one of them, but doesn't slow or otherwise disturb it in its motion.
NOW its Torcuil's turn.
NOW its Torcuil's turn.
[10d20 = 80]
A few of them have to move 5' before doing so, but all of them attack. I'm seeing 2 on Torcuil, 1 on Snek, 3 on Fae, 3 on Tracy, and the big one on Trump
>>45792
No, it did damage, but these are mummies. they dgaf
You are fucked tho. Last roll is the big one. +11 for the reds, +20 for black.
A few of them have to move 5' before doing so, but all of them attack. I'm seeing 2 on Torcuil, 1 on Snek, 3 on Fae, 3 on Tracy, and the big one on Trump
>>45792
No, it did damage, but these are mummies. they dgaf
You are fucked tho. Last roll is the big one. +11 for the reds, +20 for black.
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I think both hit Torcuil, Snek ducks and dodges a swipe, Fae's natural armor is awesome, and I think Tracy is missed as well. Trump's AC (modified)?
>>45795
Base of 10 +8 light clothing type armor +8 Heavy Armor +4 ring of force shield +5 Bracers
AC of 35
Base of 10 +8 light clothing type armor +8 Heavy Armor +4 ring of force shield +5 Bracers
AC of 35
>>45797
Yeah, he's fine. I forgot to add the modifier for Divine Power, but that only gives +3 cuz strength
Yeah, he's fine. I forgot to add the modifier for Divine Power, but that only gives +3 cuz strength
Do the bracers help Torc at all?
And what does the fuzzy spooder ring do again?
And what does the fuzzy spooder ring do again?
[1d20+15 = 17]
Pretty much everyone missed, although the big one gets another attack on Trump. Meanwhile Torcuil is quietly beaten in the corner.
>>45810
The what now?
Pretty much everyone missed, although the big one gets another attack on Trump. Meanwhile Torcuil is quietly beaten in the corner.
>>45810
The what now?
[1d20+2 = 19]
Trump, do you have and ranks in knowledge religion?
Pls roll to know what happens when mummies touch you.
Tracy had 2 last I checked.
Rollin' for her to realize what's up.
Trump, do you have and ranks in knowledge religion?
Pls roll to know what happens when mummies touch you.
Tracy had 2 last I checked.
Rollin' for her to realize what's up.
>>45816
She can't reach the large one, she's got three pressing on her. She can attempt to push through, but that involves grappeling without a running start.
She can't reach the large one, she's got three pressing on her. She can attempt to push through, but that involves grappeling without a running start.
>>45826
Uh... those numbers are 23 25 32 after modifiers
>>45825
My class doesn't give very many skill points and I have very few to allot. I generally go to Fae for religious knowledge
Uh... those numbers are 23 25 32 after modifiers
>>45825
My class doesn't give very many skill points and I have very few to allot. I generally go to Fae for religious knowledge
>>45824
Really? I hadn't noticed
>>45825
Yeah, he's a Theurge too. He needs that religion knowledge.
That brings up another question for me. At lvl 2 a theurge has a +2 will save, and a sorcerer +9 at lvl 15. Does this stack?
Really? I hadn't noticed
>>45825
Yeah, he's a Theurge too. He needs that religion knowledge.
That brings up another question for me. At lvl 2 a theurge has a +2 will save, and a sorcerer +9 at lvl 15. Does this stack?
>>45830
No. Its horribly complex. Its based on the order of level progression. A 10th level fighter who multies and gets 2 levels in cleric would add the bonuses at level 11/12 cleric.
No. Its horribly complex. Its based on the order of level progression. A 10th level fighter who multies and gets 2 levels in cleric would add the bonuses at level 11/12 cleric.
K. Fae treats one of the mummies like a cat toy. Trump is going at the Big one. Fug, what's Trump's modified attack again? He's gotta beat a 35.
[1d20 = 5]
>>45839
That's cuz trump only rolled for one of the 2 claw attacks. Tracy hasn't taken her attack of opportunity yet.
>>45839
That's cuz trump only rolled for one of the 2 claw attacks. Tracy hasn't taken her attack of opportunity yet.
>>45840
I thought the other guy was defeated by a 30 and Trump had 35? Eh, it's +29 +24 +19 +14 when there's no special modifiers
I thought the other guy was defeated by a 30 and Trump had 35? Eh, it's +29 +24 +19 +14 when there's no special modifiers
[1d20 = 2]
>>45844
Sweet Roll
>lost both arms
Tracy makes her AoO to finish the big one with her chain if he doesn't kaput.
>>45844
Sweet Roll
>lost both arms
Tracy makes her AoO to finish the big one with her chain if he doesn't kaput.
>>45848
One of 'em is hanging from a piece of leathery flesh, but yeah, pretty much.
Okay, so one of the attacks does triple damage and the other does max damage (so 10). Also, the 19 does double damage.
One of 'em is hanging from a piece of leathery flesh, but yeah, pretty much.
Okay, so one of the attacks does triple damage and the other does max damage (so 10). Also, the 19 does double damage.
The big one was knocked from its feet and is now prone, flailing its nub and its floppy arm.
>>45858
Yes
>>45858
Yes
>>45861
No, its not helpless, its just pitiful. It can't attack, and technically it climb to its feet even.
No, its not helpless, its just pitiful. It can't attack, and technically it climb to its feet even.
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Okay, i gtg so I'll lay out Snek and Torc's next turn
Snek shoots the mummy attacking Torc [1d20+11 = 27]
Torc summons the Pepe Army
Snek shoots the mummy attacking Torc [1d20+11 = 27]
Torc summons the Pepe Army
>>45876
I think he made the fortitude save, although Trumpaladin has no way of knowing that.. Either way, go to assist him next round. The big mummy isn't doing anything while he's on the ground in pieces.
I think he made the fortitude save, although Trumpaladin has no way of knowing that.. Either way, go to assist him next round. The big mummy isn't doing anything while he's on the ground in pieces.
>>45878
Actually, Mummy's rot has an incubation period of one minute, so we have time before he's in real danger
>You're being a metafaggot
This is true. Trumpaladin's instinct would be to assume that what-ever the fuck happened to Torcuil will paralyze him temporarily and that it can be addressed after there is no longer the constant danger of the other 3 people (and one snek I guess) being hit. His next move would be to kill the Mummies targeting Fae, or maybe Tracy (probably not Tracy... He has a mild fear of horses after this)
He would ask Fae about such things, since he assumes Fae has great religious knowledge
>>45879
I'm not sure, I just assumed GM was rolling for constitution drain earlier
Actually, Mummy's rot has an incubation period of one minute, so we have time before he's in real danger
>You're being a metafaggot
This is true. Trumpaladin's instinct would be to assume that what-ever the fuck happened to Torcuil will paralyze him temporarily and that it can be addressed after there is no longer the constant danger of the other 3 people (and one snek I guess) being hit. His next move would be to kill the Mummies targeting Fae, or maybe Tracy (probably not Tracy... He has a mild fear of horses after this)
He would ask Fae about such things, since he assumes Fae has great religious knowledge
>>45879
I'm not sure, I just assumed GM was rolling for constitution drain earlier
>>45880
Just make a knowledge check to know about Mummy Rot. It should be a basic question (DC 15) for a Paladin.
Just make a knowledge check to know about Mummy Rot. It should be a basic question (DC 15) for a Paladin.
>>45885
Only two from advancement, although for the purposes of base attack bonus and saves, the additional 8 hit die are considered as Cleric. Maybe the entire mount is reinterpreted as a cleric, the rules are not clear, although she has better base attack if her 9 magical beast points are not reinterpreted. As for ranks in knowledge, I don't think she has any except maybe a tiny number from her two cleric levels, it's more of just a special feature of the character that she has a bizarrely high knowledge of religion (prophecies thus far), the mechanics faction, and a few other areas of knowledge
Only two from advancement, although for the purposes of base attack bonus and saves, the additional 8 hit die are considered as Cleric. Maybe the entire mount is reinterpreted as a cleric, the rules are not clear, although she has better base attack if her 9 magical beast points are not reinterpreted. As for ranks in knowledge, I don't think she has any except maybe a tiny number from her two cleric levels, it's more of just a special feature of the character that she has a bizarrely high knowledge of religion (prophecies thus far), the mechanics faction, and a few other areas of knowledge
>>45886
So then, she'd have a max of 5 ranks in Knowledge Religion (same as Tracy).
I think Tracy roll back then would've succeeded, but better just roll for her, so she recognizes the curse.
So then, she'd have a max of 5 ranks in Knowledge Religion (same as Tracy).
I think Tracy roll back then would've succeeded, but better just roll for her, so she recognizes the curse.
>>45893
Do Paladin's Mounts count as celestials? I know they come from the celestial plane, but the template isn't listed on their page.
Do Paladin's Mounts count as celestials? I know they come from the celestial plane, but the template isn't listed on their page.
>>45894
They are not celestials for the purpose of damage reduction and all that other crap celestials get, but I think they they are celestials in the sense of being sourced from and residing on the celestial plane. They are "magic beasts" but also whatever the hell the base animal is, plus the bonus hit die which is cleric for most purposes
>>45895
They are not celestials for the purpose of damage reduction and all that other crap celestials get, but I think they they are celestials in the sense of being sourced from and residing on the celestial plane. They are "magic beasts" but also whatever the hell the base animal is, plus the bonus hit die which is cleric for most purposes
>>45895
>>45896
Yeah, that's what I thought. I took that was the biggest difference between a Paladin's Mount and a BG's Fiendish Servant. Paladin Mount get's other great powers though, and higher buffs than the FS.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I took that was the biggest difference between a Paladin's Mount and a BG's Fiendish Servant. Paladin Mount get's other great powers though, and higher buffs than the FS.
>>45897
On top of that, the Paladin gets a new horse in a month if it does, while the BG can't summon another fiend for more than a year if his dies. The benefit to the FS is that it's buffs are calculated by character level, not class level, to acciomodate the Prestige class.
On top of that, the Paladin gets a new horse in a month if it does, while the BG can't summon another fiend for more than a year if his dies. The benefit to the FS is that it's buffs are calculated by character level, not class level, to acciomodate the Prestige class.
>>45901
That's interesting. I wonde of it's possible to have both a fiendish servant and a familiar or special animal companion.
One thing that bothers me is that an Epic Paladin or Divine Emissary can gain additional Hit Die, strength, and intelligence for their special mount at the 25th character level, but it seems that there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
That's interesting. I wonde of it's possible to have both a fiendish servant and a familiar or special animal companion.
One thing that bothers me is that an Epic Paladin or Divine Emissary can gain additional Hit Die, strength, and intelligence for their special mount at the 25th character level, but it seems that there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
[3d20 = 27]
>>45904
Let's put Fae's round on a full round attack against the Mummy she attacked the round before
>>45904
Let's put Fae's round on a full round attack against the Mummy she attacked the round before
Actually, now that I look at it, the reason why an FS doesn't get the same Natural Armor bonus is probably because of the DR it gets naturally.
>>45902
Well, the rules for Familiars say that if you get a familiar in another class, you can only have one at a time. It'd be the GM/DM's discretion to allow it. It's a poor choice to spread your character so thin just to get two buffed animals though.
> there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
There is no way you could be a Divine Emissary before lvl 25 without bending the rules.
>>45902
Well, the rules for Familiars say that if you get a familiar in another class, you can only have one at a time. It'd be the GM/DM's discretion to allow it. It's a poor choice to spread your character so thin just to get two buffed animals though.
> there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
There is no way you could be a Divine Emissary before lvl 25 without bending the rules.
[1d6+10 = 13]
Snek takes a hit, and the grappled mummies get their hands on one of the pepes each and pull them apart.
>>45911
Kind of what I was thinking. The score was 26
Snek takes a hit, and the grappled mummies get their hands on one of the pepes each and pull them apart.
>>45911
Kind of what I was thinking. The score was 26
>>45912
She has +4 Dex, +13 Natural, +3 deflection (bracers)...
... Well fug.. Can I roll Reflex for Improved Evasion?
She has +4 Dex, +13 Natural, +3 deflection (bracers)...
... Well fug.. Can I roll Reflex for Improved Evasion?
>>45916
*sighs*
First off, she's a My Little Pony, not a war pony. Second, a warpony only has +2 natural armor. Thirdly, she doesn't get pali natural armor buff in any pony or intermediate form. That was never part of the arrangement. A Lawful Good god would not agree to that, because she's Neutral Evil, and would doubtlessly use that natural armor for evil ends, whereas if she's mounted she's hopefully at least well observed
*sighs*
First off, she's a My Little Pony, not a war pony. Second, a warpony only has +2 natural armor. Thirdly, she doesn't get pali natural armor buff in any pony or intermediate form. That was never part of the arrangement. A Lawful Good god would not agree to that, because she's Neutral Evil, and would doubtlessly use that natural armor for evil ends, whereas if she's mounted she's hopefully at least well observed
>>45919
Well shit. Moving on. Fae continues to nom nom and kicky kicky the mummy to extinction, Trump's turn nao, then Tracy, then Snek and Torcuil.
Well shit. Moving on. Fae continues to nom nom and kicky kicky the mummy to extinction, Trump's turn nao, then Tracy, then Snek and Torcuil.
[1d20 = 17]
>>45923
Uh, previous effort at dice roll was a 3 which means it fails to land if calculated by the last attack base, but would hit if calculated by any of his other attacks in a round (just barely with a third attack, exactly equaling the AC)
>>45926
Trump's hand got crushed, and then we got abushed by mummies
>>45923
Uh, previous effort at dice roll was a 3 which means it fails to land if calculated by the last attack base, but would hit if calculated by any of his other attacks in a round (just barely with a third attack, exactly equaling the AC)
>>45926
Trump's hand got crushed, and then we got abushed by mummies
[4d6+5 = 27]
>>45935
Eh, I figured but felt like clairifying
Snek shot [1d20+11 = 30]
Torc casts mage's sword on closest mummy
>>45935
Eh, I figured but felt like clairifying
Snek shot [1d20+11 = 30]
Torc casts mage's sword on closest mummy
>>45918
>A Lawful Good god would not agree to that
Didn't you Baptise her just a week ago? That's a good as making her a member of the church, and he didn't object to that.
>A Lawful Good god would not agree to that
Didn't you Baptise her just a week ago? That's a good as making her a member of the church, and he didn't object to that.
>>45941
Also, I'm starting to suspect that Elway might be a Chaotic Good deity.
Did you ask him what his alignment was?
Also, I'm starting to suspect that Elway might be a Chaotic Good deity.
Did you ask him what his alignment was?
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>>45952
It's not fun when you're the one being told your priestess "should be bumped back a few grades" for not having Magic Fang permanency on her mouth
I think Tracy should be paired with a mod god. You want to play her as a blackguard after all
It's not fun when you're the one being told your priestess "should be bumped back a few grades" for not having Magic Fang permanency on her mouth
I think Tracy should be paired with a mod god. You want to play her as a blackguard after all
I gtg for an hour again.
See you guys then
See you guys then
>>45954
Ah, Mordenkainen; 2 hits.
The grappled Mummies tear apart the remaining pepes, while the rest attack. 1 Snek, 2 Fae, 2 Trump, 2 Tracy.
Ah, Mordenkainen; 2 hits.
The grappled Mummies tear apart the remaining pepes, while the rest attack. 1 Snek, 2 Fae, 2 Trump, 2 Tracy.
>>45955
Blackguards and Paladins don't necessarily have to have Patron deities to retain their class abilities, but I do want her to make some contact with outsiders of her alignment.
Blackguards and Paladins don't necessarily have to have Patron deities to retain their class abilities, but I do want her to make some contact with outsiders of her alignment.
[5d20 = 74]
>>45961
You're correct, sorry. Trump felled one, so he would have 1 on him, and Fae felled one,.
So 1 Snek, 2 (occupied), 1 Fae, 1 Trump, 2 Tracy
>>45961
You're correct, sorry. Trump felled one, so he would have 1 on him, and Fae felled one,.
So 1 Snek, 2 (occupied), 1 Fae, 1 Trump, 2 Tracy
[1d20+15 = 30]
>>45963
>20 on Fae
Fuck. Rolling for Fae's Fort save. I think she can get an 11 base after factoring in extra levels, and she has a +4 constitution bonus now
>>45963
>20 on Fae
Fuck. Rolling for Fae's Fort save. I think she can get an 11 base after factoring in extra levels, and she has a +4 constitution bonus now
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>>45961
>you deserve to be trolled like the rest of us
Sure, I guess.
It matters what she's offered for it though.
>you deserve to be trolled like the rest of us
Sure, I guess.
It matters what she's offered for it though.
[3d20 = 42]
>>45974
Fae Bites and Claws the Fucker who hit him, slowly realizing why Elway thought the lack of magic fang was such a grievous oversight
>>45974
Fae Bites and Claws the Fucker who hit him, slowly realizing why Elway thought the lack of magic fang was such a grievous oversight
[2d6+4 = 12]
[2d6+3 = 11]
[3d6 = 8]
>>45975
Who hit her, I meant. Looks like all three attacks landed. Same -15 damage reduction
[2d6+3 = 11]
[3d6 = 8]
>>45975
Who hit her, I meant. Looks like all three attacks landed. Same -15 damage reduction
[4d20 = 32]
Trump Slashes the one who slammed his armor, while cursing at the one who hurt his kitty
Trump Slashes the one who slammed his armor, while cursing at the one who hurt his kitty
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[4d6+5 = 21]
I return again
Snek fires again while Torc hums "Hit me with your best shot [1d20+11 = 14]
Torc moes the sword to attack another mummy
I return again
Snek fires again while Torc hums "Hit me with your best shot [1d20+11 = 14]
Torc moes the sword to attack another mummy
>>46009
>applicable rules
What rules? Are you talking about the monster manual? That's pretty customizable: monsters can appear in any way shape or form. We saw undead Vargouilles earlier. You should never expect anything to be exactly as it would appear in the book (it be no fun if you could).
>applicable rules
What rules? Are you talking about the monster manual? That's pretty customizable: monsters can appear in any way shape or form. We saw undead Vargouilles earlier. You should never expect anything to be exactly as it would appear in the book (it be no fun if you could).
>>46013
Okay, but the fact remains that I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis. Do you not understand?
Okay, but the fact remains that I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis. Do you not understand?
>>46016
>I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis.
Neither would your character, so it's not really a problem.
Just give it your all.
>I do not know the principles by which they have been customized, and I cannot now make predictions, as I have an inadequate knowledge basis.
Neither would your character, so it's not really a problem.
Just give it your all.
>>46015
You're right. Why aren't you? The base attack bonus of Morty's sword is Caster Level + Intelligence bonus, with multiple attacks for every -5. Torcuil might actually survive this!
You're right. Why aren't you? The base attack bonus of Morty's sword is Caster Level + Intelligence bonus, with multiple attacks for every -5. Torcuil might actually survive this!
>>46019
Wait, are we looking at the same spell?
I'm looking at mages sword. Damage is 4d6+3 force damage + charisma (cause sorcerer), oh and + caster level. I never noticed that
Wait, are we looking at the same spell?
I'm looking at mages sword. Damage is 4d6+3 force damage + charisma (cause sorcerer), oh and + caster level. I never noticed that
www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
>>46021
Yes, I have it listed as Mordenkainen's Sword, but everything else is correct. It also has a 19-20 critical threat (double damage) range.
>Its attack bonus is equal to your caster level + your Cha bonuswith an additional +3 enhancement bonus.
Yes, I have it listed as Mordenkainen's Sword, but everything else is correct. It also has a 19-20 critical threat (double damage) range.
>Its attack bonus is equal to your caster level + your Cha bonuswith an additional +3 enhancement bonus.
[4d20 = 49]
>>46024
Torc attacks more than twice, his caster level is 17 now. 17+3+Cha bonus (2?) = 22; the sword attacks 4 times, d20's.
>>46024
Torc attacks more than twice, his caster level is 17 now. 17+3+Cha bonus (2?) = 22; the sword attacks 4 times, d20's.
>>46025
Not bad. I meant he used the spell twice, but okay. Cha bonus is correct.
So where does the 22 get added?
Not bad. I meant he used the spell twice, but okay. Cha bonus is correct.
So where does the 22 get added?
[8d6+10 = 41]
Damage on crit, and then 2 attacks. Wait n/m, we'll use >>46007 as the double roll (so 42) and then these are the other two attacks.
Damage on crit, and then 2 attacks. Wait n/m, we'll use >>46007 as the double roll (so 42) and then these are the other two attacks.
>>46027
Oh ffs
Snek shoots it as an attack of random occurrence and it dies.
There is one Mummy still threatening Torcuil, and one against Snek.
>>46026
A normal attack is 4d6+5, but there were two normal attacks. Because of how the dice script works, I put it as 8d6+10 for the damage. Combined, I have Torcuil making 3 out of four attacks with Morty's sword, for a combined total of 83 damage.
Oh ffs
Snek shoots it as an attack of random occurrence and it dies.
There is one Mummy still threatening Torcuil, and one against Snek.
>>46026
A normal attack is 4d6+5, but there were two normal attacks. Because of how the dice script works, I put it as 8d6+10 for the damage. Combined, I have Torcuil making 3 out of four attacks with Morty's sword, for a combined total of 83 damage.
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>Of the 17 mummies facing Tracy, 3 score nat 20s, 3 have 19s, and 3 have 18s
[1d100 = 68]
>>46033
The magic sword so almost killed the one Torcuil was attacking that I gave Snek a magical extra attack which (cuz 2 hp) was a headshot on the mummy, killing it.
>dice
That was a series of attack rolls aimed at the party, mostly at Tracy. I'm kidding, only 2 went at Tracy, but one of them was a nat 20 so we'll get to that in a sec.
Snek, Torcuil, and Tracy gets one normal hit and one,... well let's see. Also, fortitude saves against mummy rot.
>>46033
The magic sword so almost killed the one Torcuil was attacking that I gave Snek a magical extra attack which (cuz 2 hp) was a headshot on the mummy, killing it.
>dice
That was a series of attack rolls aimed at the party, mostly at Tracy. I'm kidding, only 2 went at Tracy, but one of them was a nat 20 so we'll get to that in a sec.
Snek, Torcuil, and Tracy gets one normal hit and one,... well let's see. Also, fortitude saves against mummy rot.
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>mfw have no idea what's going on.
Please exuse me a moment while I try and figure out the [ code ] [ /code ] feature and what the hell it is
>>>/test/
>>>/test/
[1d6+10 = 15]
[1d6+10 = 12]
Tracy takes 40 points of damage.
Torcuil and snek take damage in order,
Fae's turn.
[1d6+10 = 12]
Tracy takes 40 points of damage.
Torcuil and snek take damage in order,
Fae's turn.
[3d20 = 27]
>>46044
Fae is... disturbed by the danger to teammates, but continues to attack that fucker that hit her. She learned biting and clawing in Seminary
>>46046
If two more attacks have already landed on her besides this 40 damage... It might just be worth spending a round to run and hide behind Trumpaladin
>>46044
Fae is... disturbed by the danger to teammates, but continues to attack that fucker that hit her. She learned biting and clawing in Seminary
>>46046
If two more attacks have already landed on her besides this 40 damage... It might just be worth spending a round to run and hide behind Trumpaladin
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Almost there now...
Excuse me, Tracy takes 48 points of damage, I misread the results.
>>46046
Meh, she's not that bad off. My old stats for Tracy say 121 max, so she's at about half hp. That did hurt tho.
Let's skip to the chase. I only need one set of dice. I need Torcuil to roll 5d20. First dice goes to Snek.
>>46046
Meh, she's not that bad off. My old stats for Tracy say 121 max, so she's at about half hp. That did hurt tho.
Let's skip to the chase. I only need one set of dice. I need Torcuil to roll 5d20. First dice goes to Snek.
>>46053
Because the only real question on the table is "Can Torcuil and Snek kill this last mummy before it hits Torcuil again killing him. How many rounds has it been?
With those rolls, finishing off the mummy wouldn't be a problem, and Trump , Tracy, and Fae will have made short work of the remaining mummies.
Because the only real question on the table is "Can Torcuil and Snek kill this last mummy before it hits Torcuil again killing him. How many rounds has it been?
With those rolls, finishing off the mummy wouldn't be a problem, and Trump , Tracy, and Fae will have made short work of the remaining mummies.
>>46054
Actually, Tracy's hit die is 14d6+3d10, meaning she can only take one more hit before she's dying or is possibly already dying
Actually, Tracy's hit die is 14d6+3d10, meaning she can only take one more hit before she's dying or is possibly already dying
>>46055
For all intents and purposes, yes. Kudos for not using fire spells/effects, that would have been bad.
For all intents and purposes, yes. Kudos for not using fire spells/effects, that would have been bad.
And when I say done, I do need to take a 15 minute break, but what I more mean is the fight is decided, and maybe nobody died. We can continue.
No, 22 would be alright. Yeah, unless someone wants to risk rolling a 1, I was gonna call it for the party, especially since 2 of the party are almost dead.
>>46061
Although weren't there only 5 extant zombies, meaning that only 1 could have threatened Tracy if 1 threatened every other character?
Although weren't there only 5 extant zombies, meaning that only 1 could have threatened Tracy if 1 threatened every other character?
>>46068
Reeeeeeeee staph reading my mind!
Can I actually do that? I wanted to apply Contagion to the Demon Claws and Mummy Rot is /bestdisease/
Reeeeeeeee staph reading my mind!
Can I actually do that? I wanted to apply Contagion to the Demon Claws and Mummy Rot is /bestdisease/
Also, lets see this beautiful mummy swag. They've got to be rich because they was kangz 'n shieet.
>>46069
*humps leg*
"You looked really amazing when you sliced-off both of that monster's arms, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"You looked really amazing when you sliced-off both of that monster's arms, ~Flashy."
[1d20+19 = 33]
>>46079
You roll Search to Rapidly Ransack a chest, right?
Rolling to scoop-up sweet Arabian booty.
>>46079
You roll Search to Rapidly Ransack a chest, right?
Rolling to scoop-up sweet Arabian booty.
>>46086
I'll cut-off their hands and ask Infernius to animate them to make an equivalent to a hand of glory.
I'll cut-off their hands and ask Infernius to animate them to make an equivalent to a hand of glory.
>>46086
"What would I do with all of this, ~Flashy?" She asks as she leans over the edge of the chest, swinging her hips
"I just want to try on their jewelry."
"What would I do with all of this, ~Flashy?" She asks as she leans over the edge of the chest, swinging her hips
"I just want to try on their jewelry."
>>46090
>And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?
I'll just have her go to the entertron.
I meant to put them inside of the Demon Claws anyway.
>And you won't accidentally curse yourself handling it?
I'll just have her go to the entertron.
I meant to put them inside of the Demon Claws anyway.
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>Inb4 Tracy curses herself
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[1d20 = 19]
>>46094
Hopefully Fae has cleared the room by now and Trumpaladin can open his eyes again. And mouth. And nostrils. Anyways, search check on all the shit, particularly looking if there's any sign of just what culture is represented
>>46094
Hopefully Fae has cleared the room by now and Trumpaladin can open his eyes again. And mouth. And nostrils. Anyways, search check on all the shit, particularly looking if there's any sign of just what culture is represented
Question. Torc has 18 ranks in spellcraft, so what's his bonus for checks?
>>46101
>implying there can be to much ponk
>>46101
>implying there can be to much ponk
[1d20+5 = 8]
>>46100
Trumpaladin had studied up on Kings and Queens in this domain and others for the purpose ofimpressing and picking up girls diplomacy and negotiations. He makes a knowledge check on nobility and royalty for the symbols on the mummies' jewelry and other items
>>46100
Trumpaladin had studied up on Kings and Queens in this domain and others for the purpose of
>>46102
Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.
But he's still hungry.
Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.
But he's still hungry.
>>46106
What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
>>46109
Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
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Well fuck
>>46112
I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
>>46112
I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
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*watches dust blow away*
"Too bad.."
"Too bad.."
>>46106
Are you sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
Are you sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
As for Treasure, these guys were loaded. I haven't even finished rolling it all out, but its phat. Not, "jewish hoard" phat, but still, nice.
>>46118
"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
>>46118
"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
>>46117
The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
"Also, use a candle and melt it away, don't rip it off. But don't roll a 1 when you do."
".... We've lost two already.. Do you want to pull back for now, Flashy?"
>>46119
>phat
I think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos
"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
>phat
I think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos
"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
Mr. Snek hisses in distress of losing his master, and slithers over to Tracy since she has his shit.
[Sad snek noises]
[Sad snek noises]
>>46127
*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
>>46125
Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
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>>46135
Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs
"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs
"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
[1d2023 = 399]
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
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>>46154
"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*
"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*
>>46159
"You were really awesome with all that slashing back then, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"It was really hot."
"You were really awesome with all that slashing back then, ~Flashy."
*humps leg*
"It was really hot."
>>46160
"Intense physical activity wearing a robe, chainmail and plate in a poorly ventilated room was a bit warm, yes"
*flexes fingers*
"Intense physical activity wearing a robe, chainmail and plate in a poorly ventilated room was a bit warm, yes"
*flexes fingers*
>>46165
Its about now that Lenos will have finished laughing. Just for the side-splitting laughter, Lenos would set up a gate to the entrance of the building. From there, Torcuil can naked-wizard run through the ancient temple to rejoin the party.
Its about now that Lenos will have finished laughing. Just for the side-splitting laughter, Lenos would set up a gate to the entrance of the building. From there, Torcuil can naked-wizard run through the ancient temple to rejoin the party.
>>46167
How many rounds does this take?
"Some of this stuff is pretty swank. They've got some awesome jewelry here."
How many rounds does this take?
"Some of this stuff is pretty swank. They've got some awesome jewelry here."
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>>46169
"Oh, I didn't see the fighting, I just decided to look in and found you talking. Then Torcuil died. Its not the first time something like that has happened, so I just kept watching."
"Oh, I didn't see the fighting, I just decided to look in and found you talking. Then Torcuil died. Its not the first time something like that has happened, so I just kept watching."
>>46184
"Infernius you fucking idiot, I'm right here trying to get dressed. But this fucking faggot wont let go of my necked ass."
"Infernius you fucking idiot, I'm right here trying to get dressed. But this fucking faggot wont let go of my necked ass."
>>46186
"Thank you"
Torc finishes putting on his robe and aranging his gear before walking over and slaping Infernius
"Is that enough to prove I'm alive?"
[Happy snek noises]
"Thank you"
Torc finishes putting on his robe and aranging his gear before walking over and slaping Infernius
"Is that enough to prove I'm alive?"
[Happy snek noises]
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"I guess we should proceed later"
*sits down*
*rocks*
*sits down*
*rocks*
>>46188
*comforts*
"There, there.. If you're tired, we can always go home now, Flashy."
*rubs fluff against his side*
*comforts*
"There, there.. If you're tired, we can always go home now, Flashy."
*rubs fluff against his side*
Did Snek get XP for the mummies?
Infernius, you should Awaken your doggo and make him a Cleric or something.
*Pets Kitty*
Thez pokes her head in the coffin room. "Its a good thing no one lit any torches, or cast any fire effects!" she says thoughtfully.
>>46208
As in, the dust would've caught fire and exploded (actually thought of this when I considered transforming her, even sawdust will go boom if it fills a room) or was it explosive powder?
As in, the dust would've caught fire and exploded (actually thought of this when I considered transforming her, even sawdust will go boom if it fills a room) or was it explosive powder?
>>46210
"Dust. You can do it with lots of kinds of dust, but when its fine enough and kicked up into the air, it becomes explosive. Mineral dust in particular is bad about it."
"Dust. You can do it with lots of kinds of dust, but when its fine enough and kicked up into the air, it becomes explosive. Mineral dust in particular is bad about it."
>tfw Trump would've lit a torch and killed everyone, possibly destroying their equipment, if his hand weren't crushed
>>46214
You insufferable fucking nigger, he would have fought in the dark using detect evil and Fae's darkvision except that YOU, YOU insisted on a light.
You insufferable fucking nigger, he would have fought in the dark using detect evil and Fae's darkvision except that YOU, YOU insisted on a light.
So yeah, the party shrewdly avoided not only waking up in the Entertron (mostly) but also avoided blowing up a whole bunch of cool items (and most of their own).
21k gold, 2.1k platinum 30 gems 48 art, and:
A thick parchment scroll
A potion
A Trio of small goats
A Rod with lots of buttons on it
And, a Thickly bound old tome
21k gold, 2.1k platinum 30 gems 48 art, and:
A thick parchment scroll
A potion
A Trio of small goats
A Rod with lots of buttons on it
And, a Thickly bound old tome
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>>46215
My character doesn't have six gorrillion sneak attack damage or seven gorillion strength, nor the giant list of spells of either a cleric or a sorcerer, and Infernius is his equal in followers even though Trumpaladin has higher charisma and more time spent trying to woo the townsfolk. The only advantage, besides a very high AC - the only way in which he is unique at all - is a powerful special mount. A fucking Roc at base is stronger even than a buffed dragonne or most of the party members
>>46221
Oh just take the periphat. The wisdom is still easily enchanced
>>46218
Alright, what are these things?
My character doesn't have six gorrillion sneak attack damage or seven gorillion strength, nor the giant list of spells of either a cleric or a sorcerer, and Infernius is his equal in followers even though Trumpaladin has higher charisma and more time spent trying to woo the townsfolk. The only advantage, besides a very high AC - the only way in which he is unique at all - is a powerful special mount. A fucking Roc at base is stronger even than a buffed dragonne or most of the party members
>>46221
Oh just take the periphat. The wisdom is still easily enchanced
>>46218
Alright, what are these things?
If you didn't try to cheat the game a literal three new and significant times a day, I don't think I would care so much, but you do
I don' want to be left behind from cheats and from abuses
I don' want to be left behind from cheats and from abuses
>>46236
How is using a canon spell to teach birdies to talk (months from now; I wouldn't do it to them when they're small) a cheat?
And how is opening a monster ranch leaving you behind? Both you and Infernius have established churches and small task forces, I just want to gather cool animals, and not even for work-related shit. I mentioned near the beginning of the game that Tracy wanted to buy-up land in a rural area to raise her child, why can't I have a ranch to go with it?
How is using a canon spell to teach birdies to talk (months from now; I wouldn't do it to them when they're small) a cheat?
And how is opening a monster ranch leaving you behind? Both you and Infernius have established churches and small task forces, I just want to gather cool animals, and not even for work-related shit. I mentioned near the beginning of the game that Tracy wanted to buy-up land in a rural area to raise her child, why can't I have a ranch to go with it?
>>46237
The cheating is on everything else. But those eggs were just handed to you when you should have thought up a strategy to actually find them. Or handle the dad. Or how to get them back. Rather than "she flies and goes ethereal for 20 minutes and Thez carries them back"
The DC to rear a Roc is 33 and you can't retry. Have you rolled for each bird yet?
The cheating is on everything else. But those eggs were just handed to you when you should have thought up a strategy to actually find them. Or handle the dad. Or how to get them back. Rather than "she flies and goes ethereal for 20 minutes and Thez carries them back"
The DC to rear a Roc is 33 and you can't retry. Have you rolled for each bird yet?
>>46237
If you want to Awaken an animal with as many Hit Die as a Roc, you'll have to succeed on a Will Save roll of 28, in addition to the 250 xp it will cost you
If you want to Awaken an animal with as many Hit Die as a Roc, you'll have to succeed on a Will Save roll of 28, in addition to the 250 xp it will cost you
>>46238
M8, do I police you on your nonexistent Use Magick Device rolls every time you you a bought scroll to try to calm the emotions of a character you previously killed (DC 22 minimum)? I asked 6 gorrilion questions about animal-rearing, and it was said that it was feasible. They don't have anywhere near 18 HD at this age either (maybe 2 max)
>>46240
>Awaken
It was just an idea for future thought, and I already know the cost.
>>46239
They're not fighters; they're her babies. She's not going to use them to do her dirty work.
M8, do I police you on your nonexistent Use Magick Device rolls every time you you a bought scroll to try to calm the emotions of a character you previously killed (DC 22 minimum)? I asked 6 gorrilion questions about animal-rearing, and it was said that it was feasible. They don't have anywhere near 18 HD at this age either (maybe 2 max)
>>46240
>Awaken
It was just an idea for future thought, and I already know the cost.
>>46239
They're not fighters; they're her babies. She's not going to use them to do her dirty work.
*goes to bed*
>>46241
I'm absolutely holding you to it, if you're going to get attack animals out of it that are each more powerful than individual player characters. Roll a 33 on Handle Animal
The scroll doesn't need a spell a raft check because it's a spell he can cast and is well within caster level. It was used exactly once thus far to calm a character who may not have needed it at all, and who is not a fucking CR9 animal with 207 HP and 34 strength
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I'm absolutely holding you to it, if you're going to get attack animals out of it that are each more powerful than individual player characters. Roll a 33 on Handle Animal
The scroll doesn't need a spell a raft check because it's a spell he can cast and is well within caster level. It was used exactly once thus far to calm a character who may not have needed it at all, and who is not a fucking CR9 animal with 207 HP and 34 strength
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Thez wanders back into the mummy room.
"Hey, this one's still moving," she exclaims.
>fails helplessly
"Hey, this one's still moving," she exclaims.
>fails helplessly
>>46249
"......"
*walks over to helpless mummy*
*draws long-knife and peers down at the helpless mummy*
"So, big guy. Any last words?"
"......"
*walks over to helpless mummy*
*draws long-knife and peers down at the helpless mummy*
"So, big guy. Any last words?"
Reee I said I killed it
>>46252
Would the mass cure critical wounds that Torc did not kill the mummy? He is undead and that spell damages undead...
Would the mass cure critical wounds that Torc did not kill the mummy? He is undead and that spell damages undead...
>>46254
No actually, he's probably still got ~50 hp left. He was supposed to be alot more formidable, until Trump rolled 2 20's in a row.
No actually, he's probably still got ~50 hp left. He was supposed to be alot more formidable, until Trump rolled 2 20's in a row.
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>>46258
She takes off his armor and Jewelry first though.
"Hey, Infernius! Think this half-plate could fit 'ya?"
*wraps helpless mummy in duct-tape to make a (immobile) duct-tape mummy*
Prisoner acquired!
She takes off his armor and Jewelry first though.
"Hey, Infernius! Think this half-plate could fit 'ya?"
*wraps helpless mummy in duct-tape to make a (immobile) duct-tape mummy*
Prisoner acquired!
>>46258
"We should put a leash on him and have Bones take him for walks!"
Also, someone should divest him of his loot.
"We should put a leash on him and have Bones take him for walks!"
Also, someone should divest him of his loot.
Reee! I already specified that I killed him! Stop trying to deprive me of the glory!
Before going any further, I have to give credit. That encounter, especially considering how it began, could and should have gone ever so much worse. The layout of the room, the introduction of the mummies, and particularly the formation they assumed when they became active, should have resulted in the big one buffing the hell out of the smaller ones, while the smaller ones take the party apart, starting with Torcuil (cuz squishy). The wolf boots move was brilliant. Secondly, I'm surprised that no one responded with "Mummies? Fire!" which is the 'conventional' response (good thing Lenos wasn't here). In that event, the room would have been catastrophically destroyed, wiping out most of the items and loot, and ending the encounter in the entertron with no experience (and potentially destroying personal items as well).
Also, I've been thinking. I know Tracy wants a new lair, and I know she's obsessed with it being sekret,... but what about Durpistan? Its an entire city filled with corpses, still painted red all over. And that's without the improvements that have been made since Kiynen moved in.
>>46265
I'm not being contentious about the mummy, but that is what Thez would say, and while I'm open to correction, I don't recall Trump stating to kill that particular one.
Also, I've been thinking. I know Tracy wants a new lair, and I know she's obsessed with it being sekret,... but what about Durpistan? Its an entire city filled with corpses, still painted red all over. And that's without the improvements that have been made since Kiynen moved in.
>>46265
I'm not being contentious about the mummy, but that is what Thez would say, and while I'm open to correction, I don't recall Trump stating to kill that particular one.
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>>46265
You know you can still get XP for defeating an enemy in an encounter even if you don't completely destroy them, right?
Have some Paladin memes for compensation.
You know you can still get XP for defeating an enemy in an encounter even if you don't completely destroy them, right?
Have some Paladin memes for compensation.
>>46266
I want to make it into a new and thriving mining city though
>Improvements since Kiynen moved in
Knew we shouldn't have trusted that fucking dragon
I want to make it into a new and thriving mining city though
>Improvements since Kiynen moved in
Knew we shouldn't have trusted that fucking dragon
>>46266
Kiynen's old bog is legit secret though - it isn't obvious, plainly visible, and on the map or highway like Durpistan is. It's also unoccupied and a spoopy bog
Kiynen's old bog is legit secret though - it isn't obvious, plainly visible, and on the map or highway like Durpistan is. It's also unoccupied and a spoopy bog
>>46268
Can't it be a spoopy thriving mining city?
>improvements
Actually, Trump might not dislike it entirely.
>>46269
True, but its alot less spoopy since she left.
>>46270
Durpistan is where she sleeps. She's much more active since she has a stable and constant food supply (the zombies still, but they're ripe now), a proper lair, and doesn't have to barter with Trolls.
Can't it be a spoopy thriving mining city?
>improvements
Actually, Trump might not dislike it entirely.
>>46269
True, but its alot less spoopy since she left.
>>46270
Durpistan is where she sleeps. She's much more active since she has a stable and constant food supply (the zombies still, but they're ripe now), a proper lair, and doesn't have to barter with Trolls.
>>46270
It has a mine. I want to mine resources because that's the missing piece we need for Trade with Krenshall. The forest beyond the bog has Blair Witch and Wickerman shit on it anyways
It has a mine. I want to mine resources because that's the missing piece we need for Trade with Krenshall. The forest beyond the bog has Blair Witch and Wickerman shit on it anyways
How to you torture information out of a mummy?
Maybe we can rebuke him with slabs of bacon.
Maybe we can rebuke him with slabs of bacon.
>>46266
I almost used meteor swarm, then decided that since I ha already used it that day I shouldn't because some people might start bitching about using a very high level spell twice in a day.
>fire is good against mummies
I hadn't even considered it
I almost used meteor swarm, then decided that since I ha already used it that day I shouldn't because some people might start bitching about using a very high level spell twice in a day.
>fire is good against mummies
I hadn't even considered it
Actually, since he's only got a tiny bit of HD left, he could almost definitely be rebuked with bacon, if Tracy sets up her Darkskull next to him.
>>46271
The city of durpistan already has infrastructure, arable land, and a mine. I want another place to house a civilian population, and Durpistan is a good choice. The bog and forest can be burned for the ranch land Tracy's faggot wants, but otherwise won't be used at all
>>46277
Holy water is what we used on the Vampire in the Court City. It does acid damage, but it probably won't be enough to kill
But let's try the bacon
>>46278
This
The city of durpistan already has infrastructure, arable land, and a mine. I want another place to house a civilian population, and Durpistan is a good choice. The bog and forest can be burned for the ranch land Tracy's faggot wants, but otherwise won't be used at all
>>46277
Holy water is what we used on the Vampire in the Court City. It does acid damage, but it probably won't be enough to kill
But let's try the bacon
>>46278
This
>>46280
I had no intention of lighting a torch to begin with, but Tracy's faggot, realizing he knocked his own character out, said "cast daylight!" "Cast daylight!" because he wanted his character to be awoken. So I figured fine, He'd light a torch. Because Daylight is a medium level spell and I didn't want to waste medium level spells when he'd need eagle's splendor and stuff later. When you said "he'd need two hands," I was thinking "goddamn it he can just hold the torch between his knees while he fiddles with a match or flint" But then I thought, "you know what, this asshole cripples my character then his? That bitch can stay unconscious and if we die because of his fuckery then so be it" so I said "yep, he can't light the torch and you are shit out of luck"
>>46286
FUCK YES
That and a child support payment order
I had no intention of lighting a torch to begin with, but Tracy's faggot, realizing he knocked his own character out, said "cast daylight!" "Cast daylight!" because he wanted his character to be awoken. So I figured fine, He'd light a torch. Because Daylight is a medium level spell and I didn't want to waste medium level spells when he'd need eagle's splendor and stuff later. When you said "he'd need two hands," I was thinking "goddamn it he can just hold the torch between his knees while he fiddles with a match or flint" But then I thought, "you know what, this asshole cripples my character then his? That bitch can stay unconscious and if we die because of his fuckery then so be it" so I said "yep, he can't light the torch and you are shit out of luck"
>>46286
FUCK YES
That and a child support payment order
So, is the party set on taking the loot back and trying again later, or are they going to go deeper into the dungeon?
>>46289
The coffins account for 10 of the art pieces. Retaining them would necessitate a trip back outside.
The coffins account for 10 of the art pieces. Retaining them would necessitate a trip back outside.
>>46292
Take them to the hole, and put them in boats an have 'em taken back to the tower by NPCs. It wouldn't take long at all
Take them to the hole, and put them in boats an have 'em taken back to the tower by NPCs. It wouldn't take long at all
>>46293
I want to get some info out of Kang Tut, so we can get a hint of what else we might face.
Also, I want him to tell us where the treasure is.
I want to get some info out of Kang Tut, so we can get a hint of what else we might face.
Also, I want him to tell us where the treasure is.
>>46295
Okay, I'm pretty sure this guy is a bit... older than most of the inhabitants of the Temple. He's like Frederick Douglas or something. I don't think he's in the loop
>Forgery
My character can give him a real one
>Treasure
We just got it
Okay, I'm pretty sure this guy is a bit... older than most of the inhabitants of the Temple. He's like Frederick Douglas or something. I don't think he's in the loop
>Forgery
My character can give him a real one
>Treasure
We just got it
>>46293
Agreed. Just making sure it was specified, cuz dust explosions is just one of the tricks I have up my sleeves.
Agreed. Just making sure it was specified, cuz dust explosions is just one of the tricks I have up my sleeves.
>>46296
Either way, he's been animated for a long time. He has to know something about his tomb.
>We just got it
That was only 1 room's worth of treasure, and we still have a whole dungeon to plunder.
Either way, he's been animated for a long time. He has to know something about his tomb.
>We just got it
That was only 1 room's worth of treasure, and we still have a whole dungeon to plunder.
>>46299
The magic on them is residual, and to do with the mummies themselves.
I just mean to say, that there will be other opportunities for the party tonot exclusively blow themselves and their environments up wake up in the entertron further on.
The magic on them is residual, and to do with the mummies themselves.
I just mean to say, that there will be other opportunities for the party to
[1d20+23 = 26]
Tracy makes a search check to detect Traps on the way back.
Tracy makes a search check to detect Traps on the way back.
>>46300
>>46300
Just making sure it's safe for display in the Trump Museum and Art Gallery in Port Barry Trumpaladin will be opening and Felicia will be curating...
In the late 1890's a rich, young Englishman visiting the archaeological digs near Luxor purchased the coffin and mummy of The Princess of Amen-Ra. He arranged for it to be shipped back to his home, but was not there to receive it. He disappeared, never to be found. One of his companions on the trip later died, another lost an arm in an accident and a third lost his fortune in a bank failure.
The coffin reached England and was purchased by a businessman. Three members of the businessman's household were injured in an auto accident and his house caught on fire. Convinced that the mummy was unlucky, the man donated it to the British Museum.
The staff at the museum reported hearing loud banging and crying noises coming from the coffin at night. Things were thrown around the exhibit room without explanation. Finally a watchman died. Then a photographer took a photo of the coffin. When he developed it, the image that appeared was so horrifying that the photographer killed himself.
The museum wanted to get rid of the unlucky mummy, but with it's reputation they could not even give it away. Finally, an American archaeologist, who didn't believe in the stories, purchased the mummy and coffin and had it sent back to the states on board the Titanic.
>>46300
Just making sure it's safe for display in the Trump Museum and Art Gallery in Port Barry Trumpaladin will be opening and Felicia will be curating...
In the late 1890's a rich, young Englishman visiting the archaeological digs near Luxor purchased the coffin and mummy of The Princess of Amen-Ra. He arranged for it to be shipped back to his home, but was not there to receive it. He disappeared, never to be found. One of his companions on the trip later died, another lost an arm in an accident and a third lost his fortune in a bank failure.
The coffin reached England and was purchased by a businessman. Three members of the businessman's household were injured in an auto accident and his house caught on fire. Convinced that the mummy was unlucky, the man donated it to the British Museum.
The staff at the museum reported hearing loud banging and crying noises coming from the coffin at night. Things were thrown around the exhibit room without explanation. Finally a watchman died. Then a photographer took a photo of the coffin. When he developed it, the image that appeared was so horrifying that the photographer killed himself.
The museum wanted to get rid of the unlucky mummy, but with it's reputation they could not even give it away. Finally, an American archaeologist, who didn't believe in the stories, purchased the mummy and coffin and had it sent back to the states on board the Titanic.
Kek, aI found a meme for Torc.
>>46303
Nah, they're good. Pic related gives an idea of the big one's coffin (and why Tracy couldn't just throw them in her bag Xp)
By the way, why is there no such image as King Doot-ankhamun?
Nah, they're good. Pic related gives an idea of the big one's coffin (and why Tracy couldn't just throw them in her bag Xp)
By the way, why is there no such image as King Doot-ankhamun?
fug
>>46310
Because they were covered in like 6 inches of dust (think snow, but black). Besides, that one was at the back. The other ones aren't as ornate.
Because they were covered in like 6 inches of dust (think snow, but black). Besides, that one was at the back. The other ones aren't as ornate.
Also, does Knowledge (arcana) or Spellcraft give me a bonus for detecting magic traps?
>>46316
>read all languages
Read magick doesn't work that way.
I put a few Ranks into Decipher Script though.
>>46318
Don't you still have that Star Card? Boost your stats with that.
>>46319
No.
In fact, only Rogues can detect Traps above 20 DC.
>>46320
>I claimed it first. Dibs.
You've had first pick of everything since the party dragged back Killy's hoard, and nobody batted an eye.
>read all languages
Read magick doesn't work that way.
I put a few Ranks into Decipher Script though.
>>46318
Don't you still have that Star Card? Boost your stats with that.
>>46319
No.
In fact, only Rogues can detect Traps above 20 DC.
>>46320
>I claimed it first. Dibs.
You've had first pick of everything since the party dragged back Killy's hoard, and nobody batted an eye.
>>46321
I thought you were a wizard for about four months. Anyways, you've never been policed for the number of spells you can know or cast, but I need more charisma to take epic leadership, great smiting (necessary for the Epic prestige class I want), or to have better leadership scores and saving throws
>>46322
Nigger, you sit here and play Home shopping network all goddamn day and you steal shit for the sake of stealing shit. Let me claim a tome if it's of charisma or strength
>>46323
We'll wait
>>46324
Bull shit, the very next post after I claimed it was a post from him, and he was active before that
I thought you were a wizard for about four months. Anyways, you've never been policed for the number of spells you can know or cast, but I need more charisma to take epic leadership, great smiting (necessary for the Epic prestige class I want), or to have better leadership scores and saving throws
>>46322
Nigger, you sit here and play Home shopping network all goddamn day and you steal shit for the sake of stealing shit. Let me claim a tome if it's of charisma or strength
>>46323
We'll wait
>>46324
Bull shit, the very next post after I claimed it was a post from him, and he was active before that
>>46325
My mistake, I had thought he left by that point.
Also, don't let me forget, King Doot had some magnificent half-plate, a cloak, a ring, and a brooch.
My mistake, I had thought he left by that point.
Also, don't let me forget, King Doot had some magnificent half-plate, a cloak, a ring, and a brooch.
>>46322
Fuckwit, did I say "read magic"? No. I said "read all languages" which is referring to the first level cleric spell "comprehend languages" which Fae can cast
Fuckwit, did I say "read magic"? No. I said "read all languages" which is referring to the first level cleric spell "comprehend languages" which Fae can cast
>>46329
Identify as a spell takes 1 hour to cast. Analyze dweomer is instant, but is a 6th level spell
Identify as a spell takes 1 hour to cast. Analyze dweomer is instant, but is a 6th level spell
>>46325
M8, I didn't object at all when you took everything magical in Killy's hoard, or when you took Ruth's +5 bracers for yourself, because I knew right off the bat that you'd want them and that they'd be useful to your character; I didn't even make a claim for anything since then, because I didn't want to cause drama by taking things she didn't need out of the loot. This time, I want something though.
All of Tracy's mental stats are pretty low as is.
>>46328
I was mistaken.
>>46329
They're probably standard Mummylord loot.
Give Torc that cloak, so he doesn't die on us again.
>>46332
I say take it all back to the tower and ask Lenos. Then we can ask Kang Doot about the temple (we still don't know what it is or where it came from).
M8, I didn't object at all when you took everything magical in Killy's hoard, or when you took Ruth's +5 bracers for yourself, because I knew right off the bat that you'd want them and that they'd be useful to your character; I didn't even make a claim for anything since then, because I didn't want to cause drama by taking things she didn't need out of the loot. This time, I want something though.
All of Tracy's mental stats are pretty low as is.
>>46328
I was mistaken.
>>46329
They're probably standard Mummylord loot.
Give Torc that cloak, so he doesn't die on us again.
>>46332
I say take it all back to the tower and ask Lenos. Then we can ask Kang Doot about the temple (we still don't know what it is or where it came from).
>>46333
>>46337
Ah, good point...
muh stat-boost though.. T^T
Permanent Ability drain is worse than death, although Infernius could cast Restoration.
>>46337
Ah, good point...
muh stat-boost though.. T^T
Permanent Ability drain is worse than death, although Infernius could cast Restoration.
>>46336
You took the orb from the Lichs, and ought to have taken the extra +4 bracers
You can enhance her wisdom just by taking the Periphat
>I want something
And you want shadow armor and you want paladins mount armor and you want insnaty potions and you want pet t-rexes and you want talking attack rocs and you want random pieces of corpses and you want clothes and you want mummy rot and you want chests and you received God knows how many other things
A tome takes 48 hours to read across 6 days. But your character is perpetually busy crafting and feeding birds and feat training. Just use Enchantments
>Give Torcuil the cloak of resistance
Maybe not a bad idea
>>46335
I just want it of it is strength or charisma, maybe constitution or wisdom
You took the orb from the Lichs, and ought to have taken the extra +4 bracers
You can enhance her wisdom just by taking the Periphat
>I want something
And you want shadow armor and you want paladins mount armor and you want insnaty potions and you want pet t-rexes and you want talking attack rocs and you want random pieces of corpses and you want clothes and you want mummy rot and you want chests and you received God knows how many other things
A tome takes 48 hours to read across 6 days. But your character is perpetually busy crafting and feeding birds and feat training. Just use Enchantments
>Give Torcuil the cloak of resistance
Maybe not a bad idea
>>46335
I just want it of it is strength or charisma, maybe constitution or wisdom
>>46342
We've never applied the rules to your character for spells, never.
Charisma is the key attribute for a paladin because it boosts saving throws, helps with lay of hands and smite evil, but most importantly I need a high score for several epic feats later. And I'm very far from that high score
You were wizard for like 4 months. That reallies on Int, which you have 2 points more of than charisma and you won't need to fight me for it. You can fight Tracy's faggot instead
>>46343
There's a tome for strength I think I think
We've never applied the rules to your character for spells, never.
Charisma is the key attribute for a paladin because it boosts saving throws, helps with lay of hands and smite evil, but most importantly I need a high score for several epic feats later. And I'm very far from that high score
You were wizard for like 4 months. That reallies on Int, which you have 2 points more of than charisma and you won't need to fight me for it. You can fight Tracy's faggot instead
>>46343
There's a tome for strength I think I think
>>46346
The reason is:
Wizards have to prepare their spells daily, which at the very least requires an hour for 1 spell or 8 hours for all of them. Further, they have to maintain the capacity to keep all their components on hand or within easy reach but without them coming into contact (oh hey, wasn't there a robe that did that?).
>>46348
Oh ffs it is wisdom, +3. I got that off a natural roll on Thez' dice, back before the pyramid showed up.
The reason is:
Wizards have to prepare their spells daily, which at the very least requires an hour for 1 spell or 8 hours for all of them. Further, they have to maintain the capacity to keep all their components on hand or within easy reach but without them coming into contact (oh hey, wasn't there a robe that did that?).
>>46348
Oh ffs it is wisdom, +3. I got that off a natural roll on Thez' dice, back before the pyramid showed up.
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>>46355
Thats not what I meant, I'm just saying Torc has a better chance at deciphering it.
But by all means, go ahead
Thats not what I meant, I'm just saying Torc has a better chance at deciphering it.
But by all means, go ahead
>>46348
Tracy's neck slot is full (spiked collar with the Ring of Animal Friendship). She couldn't use the Periapt.
Where did the Periapt even come from anyway?
Tracy's neck slot is full (spiked collar with the Ring of Animal Friendship). She couldn't use the Periapt.
Where did the Periapt even come from anyway?
>>46363
>>46349
Tell you what GM. Trumpaladin will cede the Tome to Tracy's Faggot, but lay tentative claim to the Robe with option to give to Infernius (maybe Torcuil?) after finding out what it is.
That way, Tracy's faggot can gain +3 wisdom, but lose out on +4 wisdom and an entire week that could have been dedicated to item crafting, animal rearing, or feat training, and Trumpaladin can keep the +4 Periapt
>>46349
Tell you what GM. Trumpaladin will cede the Tome to Tracy's Faggot, but lay tentative claim to the Robe with option to give to Infernius (maybe Torcuil?) after finding out what it is.
That way, Tracy's faggot can gain +3 wisdom, but lose out on +4 wisdom and an entire week that could have been dedicated to item crafting, animal rearing, or feat training, and Trumpaladin can keep the +4 Periapt
GM, Can I get a list of everything thats currently unclaimed?
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>>46362
>Is a ring of animal friendship really more useful
I thought it'd be the item most similar to her iconic /mlp/-collar, because Friendship is Magick.
Also, why do you want to increase his Wis so much? None of his spells have notable saving throws, and he's already got enough Wis to cast all of his spells. He can cast Owl's Wisdom when he needs a boost anyway.
>>46365
Those goats would make ebin mounts, fyi.
>Is a ring of animal friendship really more useful
I thought it'd be the item most similar to her iconic /mlp/-collar, because Friendship is Magick.
Also, why do you want to increase his Wis so much? None of his spells have notable saving throws, and he's already got enough Wis to cast all of his spells. He can cast Owl's Wisdom when he needs a boost anyway.
>>46365
Those goats would make ebin mounts, fyi.
>>46365
You're gonna love the Goats. But so will Infernius and Tracy's faggot
>>46366
The original reason I wanted it was specifically to give to Tracy. But I later realized that Paladins have damn near no spells. A level 17 paladin can only cast one level 4 spell a day. But a level 17 paladin can cast two level 4 spells a day. I hate having to debate with myself whether it's worth it to cast death ward now or keep until later, or chose between death ward and holy sword, and there really is no good reason Tracy should have had to roll a saving throw on a finger of death in the charge against RBG. Wisdom also helps with Sense Motive, which is one of the skills I actually use, although not by a massive margin
You're gonna love the Goats. But so will Infernius and Tracy's faggot
>>46366
The original reason I wanted it was specifically to give to Tracy. But I later realized that Paladins have damn near no spells. A level 17 paladin can only cast one level 4 spell a day. But a level 17 paladin can cast two level 4 spells a day. I hate having to debate with myself whether it's worth it to cast death ward now or keep until later, or chose between death ward and holy sword, and there really is no good reason Tracy should have had to roll a saving throw on a finger of death in the charge against RBG. Wisdom also helps with Sense Motive, which is one of the skills I actually use, although not by a massive margin
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>>46367
They're almost definitely Figurines of wonderous power:
>The Goat of Traveling: This statuette provides a speedy and enduring mount equal to that of a heavy horse in every way except appearance. The goat can travel for a maximum of one day each week—continuously or in any combination of periods totaling 24 hours. At this point, or when the command word is uttered, it returns to its statuette form for not less than one day before it can again be used.
>The Goat of Travail: This statuette becomes an enormous creature, larger than a bull, with the statistics of a nightmare except for the addition of a pair of wicked horns of exceptional size (damage 1d8+4 for each horn). If it is charging to attack, it may only use its horns (but add 6 points of damage to each successful attack in that round). It can be called to life just once per month for up to 12 hours at a time.
>The Goat of Terror: When called upon with the proper command word, this statuette becomes a destrier-like mount, with the statistics of a light warhorse. However, its rider can employ the goat’s horns as weapons (one horn as a +3 heavy lance, the other as a +5 longsword). When ridden in an attack against an opponent, the goat of terror radiates fear as the spell in a 30-foot radius (Will DC 16 partial). It can be used once every two weeks for up to 3 hours per use.
They're almost definitely Figurines of wonderous power:
>The Goat of Traveling: This statuette provides a speedy and enduring mount equal to that of a heavy horse in every way except appearance. The goat can travel for a maximum of one day each week—continuously or in any combination of periods totaling 24 hours. At this point, or when the command word is uttered, it returns to its statuette form for not less than one day before it can again be used.
>The Goat of Travail: This statuette becomes an enormous creature, larger than a bull, with the statistics of a nightmare except for the addition of a pair of wicked horns of exceptional size (damage 1d8+4 for each horn). If it is charging to attack, it may only use its horns (but add 6 points of damage to each successful attack in that round). It can be called to life just once per month for up to 12 hours at a time.
>The Goat of Terror: When called upon with the proper command word, this statuette becomes a destrier-like mount, with the statistics of a light warhorse. However, its rider can employ the goat’s horns as weapons (one horn as a +3 heavy lance, the other as a +5 longsword). When ridden in an attack against an opponent, the goat of terror radiates fear as the spell in a 30-foot radius (Will DC 16 partial). It can be used once every two weeks for up to 3 hours per use.
>>46364
Nice pali. Its a party decision, not a GM one.
>>46365
No, cuz 1. I'm not sure who has/gets what since the party gave it to NPCs to transport it. 2. I don't know who has 'claim' on whatever yet. Here IS a list of everything, including King Doot's swag.
Papyrus Scroll
Potion
4 Goat Figurines (I know I said three, but I forgot one)
A Rod with a Shit-Ton of Buttons
A Thickly Bound Tome
Magnificent Half Plate
A Ring
A Cloak
A Brooch
Nice pali. Its a party decision, not a GM one.
>>46365
No, cuz 1. I'm not sure who has/gets what since the party gave it to NPCs to transport it. 2. I don't know who has 'claim' on whatever yet. Here IS a list of everything, including King Doot's swag.
Papyrus Scroll
Potion
4 Goat Figurines (I know I said three, but I forgot one)
A Rod with a Shit-Ton of Buttons
A Thickly Bound Tome
Magnificent Half Plate
A Ring
A Cloak
A Brooch
>>46373
He can have as many goats as he wants if I can use that sexy rod. Tracy doesn't need a mount.
He can have as many goats as he wants if I can use that sexy rod. Tracy doesn't need a mount.
>>46378
He probably knows what it is. With an Intelligence check, Trump might realize that it bears a resemblance (though obviously different make) to the Rod that spews kittens n shit.
He probably knows what it is. With an Intelligence check, Trump might realize that it bears a resemblance (though obviously different make) to the Rod that spews kittens n shit.
>>46379
I do not know what the rod is
I don't like fighting over shit when I have no idea what most of it is. Let's wait until we know what we are fighting over, then we kill each other over it
I do not know what the rod is
I don't like fighting over shit when I have no idea what most of it is. Let's wait until we know what we are fighting over, then we kill each other over it
"Those goats are cute, but they don't have any gems on them. Yet." ^_^
>>46390
I guess you did ask for it first...
I know only one rod with buttons on it, a I really wanted that one, but okay..
I guess you did ask for it first...
I know only one rod with buttons on it, a I really wanted that one, but okay..
>>46395
Thez isn't using it as jewelry
I don't want to just conquer the planet. I want to shape it. A highway will cost money, as will a brewery. The upcoming art gallery. A market. A stadium in Sparintenar. An entirely rebuilt Court City
>>46397
There are actually very many items in the loot that might be good for Infernius
Thez isn't using it as jewelry
I don't want to just conquer the planet. I want to shape it. A highway will cost money, as will a brewery. The upcoming art gallery. A market. A stadium in Sparintenar. An entirely rebuilt Court City
>>46397
There are actually very many items in the loot that might be good for Infernius
>>46406
No. I wanna see him explode.
No. I wanna see him explode.
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>>46420
No, she said she was going to make them shiny. I never emphasized this entirely, but Uatchit - which was an Ebony Fly - is now a Gold and gem-studded Ebony fly of exquisite appearance. She's just gonna do that to the goats, she's not claiming them.
"Shut up and bake faggot!"
No, she said she was going to make them shiny. I never emphasized this entirely, but Uatchit - which was an Ebony Fly - is now a Gold and gem-studded Ebony fly of exquisite appearance. She's just gonna do that to the goats, she's not claiming them.
"Shut up and bake faggot!"
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This one is better
>>>/test/