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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
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What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46378
46379 46380
>>46376
We can't use the Tome anytime soon at all, most of that shit will require lenos, and there is no way at all to carry coffins and so much gold

Fine, we take it back to the tower with armed escort

>>46377
So you know what the rod is

>rod is sexy
Tracy doesn't need a sex toy
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46379
46381
>>46378
Wait, whats the rod?
>>46375
No
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46380
46383
>>46378
He probably knows what it is. With an Intelligence check, Trump might realize that it bears a resemblance (though obviously different make) to the Rod that spews kittens n shit.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46381
46384 46385
>>46379
I do not know what the rod is

I don't like fighting over shit when I have no idea what most of it is. Let's wait until we know what we are fighting over, then we kill each other over it
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46382
46383 46411
Bread lags phone.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46383
46388
>>46380
So it's a monster summoning rod? Sounds like Tracy material

>>46382
Very good point
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46384
46386 46390 46392
>>46381
I don't want anything but the rod and the tome, desu. Tracy's slots are full.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46385
46386 46388
>>46381
Ive already claimed the rod m8
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46386
46387
>>46384
That's a large portion of the take. The biggest portion

>>46385
Fight Tracy over it
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46387
46392
>>46386
Im willing to.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46388
>>46383
>monster summoning
Not even close
>>46385
There is unresolved contention of claims.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46390
46392 46394
>>46384
The rod is the only thing i want.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46391
46393 46396 46399
"Those goats are cute, but they don't have any gems on them. Yet." ^_^
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46392
>>46390
>>46387
The rod appears to be a lordy might rod, which gives a shit load of reasonably powerful weapons and a few other boosts

>>46384
These are big items, so this will be remembered in the next set of loot. I want the next tome if charisma strength constitution or wisdom.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46393
46395 46400
>>46391
>>46391
*stares*
"Gems will be liquidated to help with the next massive building project, whenever that's coming"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46394
46397
>>46390
I guess you did ask for it first...
I know only one rod with buttons on it, a I really wanted that one, but okay..
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46395
46398
>>46393
Let Thez have her jewelry.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46396
>>46391
"Gems?"
They are earth goats right? Or are they pastel colored goats?
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46397
46398
>>46394
Ill let you have my pick for the next loot we get.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46398
46401 46403
>>46395
Thez isn't using it as jewelry

I don't want to just conquer the planet. I want to shape it. A highway will cost money, as will a brewery. The upcoming art gallery. A market. A stadium in Sparintenar. An entirely rebuilt Court City

>>46397
There are actually very many items in the loot that might be good for Infernius
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46399
46405 46409 46430
>>46391
pls tell what robe, ring, and half plate armor are

*rushes back to tower and shows lenos*
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46400
46402
>>46393
"Tryyyy aaaaand stop-meeeee" she sing-songs back, smiling.

Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46401
46404
>>46398
Dont forget my space aryan project.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46402
46405 46409
[1d20 = 12]
>>46400
Rolling to stop her
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46403
>>46398
Really?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46404
46410
>>46401
Also this. Moonbase when?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46405
46408
>>46399
Half-plate is probably a a +2 suit
>>46402
Fool!
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46407
>>46406
No. I wanna see him explode.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46408
46420
>>46405
That's not bad
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46409
46412 46413
>>46399
"I dunno, but that armor is reeeeeally pretty and shiny, aesthetically speaking. The ring almost has a flame motif to it, with the gems and all and the shape of it. The robe,... I dunno." shrugs.
>>46402
>>46406
<whoooof>
>stop her

Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46410
46411 46413
>>46404
When torculi invents rocketry.
I have to defend muh waifu friend.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.46411
46415
>>46382
Just click "last 50 posts"
>>46410
Give Torc a couple days

So, can Torc look at the scroll?
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46412
46415
>>46409
I press the buttons on the rod.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46413
46414 46420
[1d20+1 = 15]
>>46409
Trumpaladin has now seen a robe of scintillating colors, a cloak of charisma, and a robe of infinite pockets. Roll for intelligence check

>>46410
And I have to defend the future of the white race. That will require resources
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46414
46416
>>46413
Are you seriously thinking about saving our people?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46415
46417 46418 46420 46423
>>46411
Oh, right.

Someone gibs a good new bread meme about parties fighting over loot while I bake.....
>>46412
,,, what happens next.
^_^

Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46416
46419
>>46414
Saving is not enough. I want to make them great again
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46417
>>46415
Tentatively laying claim to armor
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46418
>>46415
Do skeletons pop out get on the floor and walk the dinosaur?
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46419
46421
>>46416
Your right we do need to fix the jewish marxist programming.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46420
46421 46422
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>>46408
Not as good as the one you've got though.
Infernius should wear it.
>>46413
Everyone gets a cut of the loot, m8. Thez only asked for the shiny things.
>>46415
>pic
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46421
46244 46425
>>46420
But putting it on goats? Sell them and use the down payment for a brewery Durpistan when we colonize it

>>46419
Definitely. There is so much that can be done

>>46420
I don't know what the hell the armor is. I want to know first
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46422
>>46420
No, she said she was going to make them shiny. I never emphasized this entirely, but Uatchit - which was an Ebony Fly - is now a Gold and gem-studded Ebony fly of exquisite appearance. She's just gonna do that to the goats, she's not claiming them.
"Shut up and bake faggot!"
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46423
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>>46415

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46424
46426
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This one is better
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46425
46430
>>46421
>I want to know first
You'd probably have to go back and ask Lenos then.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.46426
>>46424
(((Griffions)))
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.46428
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/46427.html
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.46430
>>46425
See >>46399

I'd be just fine if we all waited until the next set of loot to start fighting over the combined horde, but if we need to fight over it now I want to know what we are fighting over

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.46436
>>>/test/
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