What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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We can't use the Tome anytime soon at all, most of that shit will require lenos, and there is no way at all to carry coffins and so much gold
Fine, we take it back to the tower with armed
So you know what the rod is>rod is sexy
Tracy doesn't need a sex toy
He probably knows what it is. With an Intelligence check, Trump might realize that it bears a resemblance (though obviously different make) to the Rod that spews kittens n shit.
I do not know what the rod is
I don't like fighting over shit when I have no idea what most of it is. Let's wait until we know what we are fighting over, then we kill each other over it
So it's a monster summoning rod? Sounds like Tracy material>>46382
Very good point
I don't want anything but the rod and the tome, desu. Tracy's slots are full.
Ive already claimed the rod m8
That's a large portion of the take. The biggest portion>>46385
Fight Tracy over it
Not even close>>46385
There is unresolved contention of claims.
The rod is the only thing i want.
"Those goats are cute, but they don't have any gems on them. Yet." ^_^
The rod appears to be a lordy might rod, which gives a shit load of reasonably powerful weapons and a few other boosts>>46384
These are big items, so this will be remembered in the next set of loot. I want the next tome if charisma strength constitution or wisdom.
"Gems will be liquidated to help with the next massive building project, whenever that's coming"
I guess you did ask for it first...
I know only one rod with buttons on it, a I really
wanted that one, but okay..
Let Thez have her jewelry.
They are earth goats right? Or are they pastel colored goats?
Ill let you have my pick for the next loot we get.
Thez isn't using it as jewelry
I don't want to just conquer the planet. I want to shape
it. A highway will cost money, as will a brewery. The upcoming art gallery. A market. A stadium in Sparintenar. An entirely rebuilt Court City>>46397
There are actually very many items in the loot that might be good for Infernius
pls tell what robe, ring, and half plate armor are
*rushes back to tower and shows lenos*
"Tryyyy aaaaand stop-meeeee" she sing-songs back, smiling.
Dont forget my space aryan project.
Also this. Moonbase when?
Half-plate is probably a a +2 suit>>46402
No. I wanna see him explode.
"I dunno, but that armor is reeeeeally pretty and shiny, aesthetically speaking. The ring almost has a flame motif to it, with the gems and all and the shape of it. The robe,... I dunno." shrugs.>>46402>>46406<whoooof>>stop her
When torculi invents rocketry.
I have to defend muh waifu friend.
Just click "last 50 posts">>46410
Give Torc a couple days
So, can Torc look at the scroll?
I press the buttons on the rod.
[1d20+1 = 15]>>46409
Trumpaladin has now seen a robe of scintillating colors, a cloak of charisma, and a robe of infinite pockets. Roll for intelligence check>>46410
And I have to defend the future of the white race. That will require resources
Are you seriously thinking about saving our people?
Someone gibs a good new bread meme about parties fighting over loot while I bake.....>>46412
,,, what happens next.
Saving is not enough. I want to make them great again
Tentatively laying claim to armor
Do skeletons pop out get on the floor and walk the dinosaur?
Your right we do need to fix the jewish marxist programming.
Not as good as the one you've got though.
Infernius should wear it.>>46413
Everyone gets a cut of the loot, m8. Thez only asked for the shiny things.>>46415>pic
But putting it on goats? Sell them and use the down payment for a brewery Durpistan when we colonize it>>46419
Definitely. There is so much that can be done>>46420
I don't know what the hell the armor is. I want to know first
No, she said she was going to make them shiny. I never emphasized this entirely, but Uatchit - which was an Ebony Fly - is now a Gold and gem-studded Ebony fly of exquisite appearance. She's just gonna do that to the goats, she's not claiming them.
"Shut up and bake faggot!"
>>46421>I want to know first
You'd probably have to go back and ask Lenos then.
I'd be just fine if we all waited until the next set of loot to start fighting over the combined horde, but if we need to fight over it now
I want to know what we are fighting over