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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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1nDFl
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No.45841
45843
[1d20 = 5]
>>45839
That's cuz trump only rolled for one of the 2 claw attacks. Tracy hasn't taken her attack of opportunity yet.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45842
45844
>>45840
I thought the other guy was defeated by a 30 and Trump had 35? Eh, it's +29 +24 +19 +14 when there's no special modifiers
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45843
>>45841
I'll take the AoO after he lands a hit on the big one.
1s5P2
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No.45844
45846 45848
[4d20 = 62]
>>45842
Rolling
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45846
>>45844
Damn son
1nDFl
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No.45847
[2d100 = 72]

T2++T
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No.45848
45850 45852
[1d20 = 2]
>>45844
Sweet Roll
>lost both arms
Tracy makes her AoO to finish the big one with her chain if he doesn't kaput.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45850
45851
>>45848
Nope...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45851
>>45850
Unless losing both arms left him helpless..
Either way, he's taken care of.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45852
45853 45854
>>45848
One of 'em is hanging from a piece of leathery flesh, but yeah, pretty much.
Okay, so one of the attacks does triple damage and the other does max damage (so 10). Also, the 19 does double damage.

Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45853
1610591__safe_artist-colon-cloudyglow_flash sentry_clothes_cute_diasentres_jacket_male_pegasus_pony_simple background_smiling_solo_stallion_transparent.png
>>45852
Praise Elway
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45854
45857
>>45852
Is it Tracy's turn yet?
1nDFl
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No.45856
[3d10 = 10]
[1d100 = 42]
Also, the big one rolls on the fumble table.

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45857
45858
>>45854
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45858
45859 45860
>>45857
Is the big one still alive?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45859
>>45858
She'd be able to tell with her deathwatch.
If not, attack the nearest one.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45860
45861 45862
The big one was knocked from its feet and is now prone, flailing its nub and its floppy arm.
>>45858
Yes
T2++T
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No.45861
45862 45864 45867
[3d20 = 45]
>>45860
Can she deliver a coup-de-grace?
Attacking the big one.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45862
45863
>>45860
"Take that Eugene v Debs, or whoever you are. Fucking ancient leftist and your undead socialist philosophy"

>>45861
Three of them are surrounding you and can hit you
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45863
>>45862
>9 Wis
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45864
45865
>>45861
No, its not helpless, its just pitiful. It can't attack, and technically it climb to its feet even.

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45865
>>45864
Did that roll finish it off?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45867
45868
>>45861
No, but its pretty fucked up. Alright, back to Snek, then Torcuil.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45868
45870 45871
>>45867
Will the biggy be unable to attack next turn?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45869
45871
353e58ca82a39444f044487718b151b6.jpg
Okay, i gtg so I'll lay out Snek and Torc's next turn
Snek shoots the mummy attacking Torc [1d20+11 = 27]

Torc summons the Pepe Army
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45870
>>45868
Not with its arms
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45871
45872
>>45868
>flails helplessly
>>45869
Capped.com
>>45869
A bunch of pepes run up from behind Torcuil and start jumping on the two mummies immediately threatening him.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45872
45873 45874
>>45871
Who's turn is next?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45873
45874
>>45872
The mummies
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45874
45875
>>45872
>>45873
I gotta leave for like an hour
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45875
45876
>>45874
See 'ya.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45876
45878
>>45875
Uh... should Trump cast a Break enchantment on Torcuil next round?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45878
45879 45880
>>45876
I think he made the fortitude save, although Trumpaladin has no way of knowing that.. Either way, go to assist him next round. The big mummy isn't doing anything while he's on the ground in pieces.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45879
45880 45882
>>45878
Actually, idk if he made the fortitude save,..
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45880
45881
>>45878
Actually, Mummy's rot has an incubation period of one minute, so we have time before he's in real danger

>You're being a metafaggot
This is true. Trumpaladin's instinct would be to assume that what-ever the fuck happened to Torcuil will paralyze him temporarily and that it can be addressed after there is no longer the constant danger of the other 3 people (and one snek I guess) being hit. His next move would be to kill the Mummies targeting Fae, or maybe Tracy (probably not Tracy... He has a mild fear of horses after this)

He would ask Fae about such things, since he assumes Fae has great religious knowledge

>>45879
I'm not sure, I just assumed GM was rolling for constitution drain earlier
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45881
45884
>>45880
Just make a knowledge check to know about Mummy Rot. It should be a basic question (DC 15) for a Paladin.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45882
45883
>>45879
Actually, it looks like Torcuil did save on at least one curse
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45883
45884
>>45882
Not if they were advanced.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45884
45885
>>45881
>should
Kitty Kleric Knows

>>45883
I think the mummies were only rated as having +11 attacks which is the base for a mummy. The big one had a number of levels in Cleric or possibly anti-paladin, so he was advanced

I can't say I'm sure that he wasn't hit by a second curse though
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45885
45886
>>45884
Then roll for her
How many levels in Cleric does she have?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45886
45887
>>45885
Only two from advancement, although for the purposes of base attack bonus and saves, the additional 8 hit die are considered as Cleric. Maybe the entire mount is reinterpreted as a cleric, the rules are not clear, although she has better base attack if her 9 magical beast points are not reinterpreted. As for ranks in knowledge, I don't think she has any except maybe a tiny number from her two cleric levels, it's more of just a special feature of the character that she has a bizarrely high knowledge of religion (prophecies thus far), the mechanics faction, and a few other areas of knowledge
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45887
45890
>>45886
So then, she'd have a max of 5 ranks in Knowledge Religion (same as Tracy).
I think Tracy roll back then would've succeeded, but better just roll for her, so she recognizes the curse.
Anonymous
T2++T
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No.45889
45890
Praise Epona
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45890
45891 45892
>>45887
Muh meme Kleric Kitty Knowledge though. Max ranks

>>45889
Infernius insulted Elway when he refused to acknowledge trips come from Elway
Anonymous
T2++T
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No.45891
45893
>>45890
Just roll, m8.
>max ranks
5 is the max rank.
Anonymous
T2++T
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No.45892
45893
>>45890
Epona deserves trips.
1s5P2
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No.45893
45894 45895
[1d20 = 13]
>>45891
But she's a celestial from the realm of Football!

Fine, rolling

>>45892
>Not Elway
Anonymous
T2++T
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No.45894
45896
>>45893
Do Paladin's Mounts count as celestials? I know they come from the celestial plane, but the template isn't listed on their page.
Anonymous
T2++T
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No.45895
45896 45898
>>45893
Looks good enough to know that mummies turn you to fucking sand when they touch you.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45896
45897
>>45894
They are not celestials for the purpose of damage reduction and all that other crap celestials get, but I think they they are celestials in the sense of being sourced from and residing on the celestial plane. They are "magic beasts" but also whatever the hell the base animal is, plus the bonus hit die which is cleric for most purposes

>>45895