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Creative Title Referencing Nuts
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1398 replies and 123 files omitted.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45569
45571
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Fug. This is Tracy's side
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45570
>>45568
I'll join Tracy and Trump
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45571
>>45569
Looks like Minesweeper. Sort of feels like it too
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45572
45575
002.png
And Infernius' side
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45573
45578
Tracy leaves the room after pocketing everything that isn't nailed down.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45574
45576
1503745902303.jpg
>>45561

Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45575
>>45572
*waits for turn*
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45576
GET-Nazi.jpg
>>45574
NO GETS FOR YOU!
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45578
45579 45580
>>45573
She proceeds to the next room.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45579
>>45578
Torc follows
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45580
45582
>>45578
Wait <gasps in laughter> they're big chests! <moar laughter>
1s5P2
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No.45581
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks

Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45582
45583 45590
>>45580
>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened them
Do they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45583
45584 45586 45590
>>45582
You just now realized you haven't checked to see if there is anything in them?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45584
45585 45590
>>45583
Hey, its 2:30 give him a break
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45585
45587 45588 45589
>>45584
Its 1:30,you eastern time zone subhuman.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45586
45588 45590
>>45583
I thought I rolled, but I'm sleepy asf.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45587
45591
>>45585
It's 2:30 in Florida, m8.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45588
>>45586
You did do a roll, but GM didn't acknowledge it, so you can try opening it now or... something

>>45585
CENTRAL TIME ZONE MASTER RACE!

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45589
>>45585
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45590
45591 45592 45593 45594
>>45582
No
>>45583
>>45584
>>45586
This might be a good point to adjourn. It would be bad to just tear through the gilded chests, So <boooof> its an anime-style, "end of an episode" freeze-frame
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45591
45596
>>45587
>Florida

>>45590
>They don't fit
Aww

>Anime
HARAM
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45592
>>45590
Works for me, night faggots see youb
later today
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45593
45597
>>45590
https://youtu.be/ZJD3RX0tz6Q
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45594
45597
>>45590
I've fit full-grown horses in that bag. These chests must be YUGE.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45595
45597
*passes out*
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45596
45597
>>45591
I recently watched jojos bizarre adventure, its not gay like a lot of weeb shit.
1s5P2
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No.45597
45598 45603 45604
[1d20 = 10]
>>45595
Grapples Horse Pussy

>>45593
Some of those are really bad...

>>45594
Because GM was letting you fiat the size at the time

>>45596
Do not trust it. Look harder
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45598
45601
>>45597
What?
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45601
45602
>>45598
>look harder
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45602
45607
>>45601
Do not trust weeb subversion
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45603
>>45597
>Fiat the size
It's as big as a broom closet
These chests are YUGE.
T2++T
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No.45604
45605 45606 45607
[1d20 = 20]
>>45597
Str check to trap hand.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45605
>>45604
....
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45606
45609
>>45604
>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussy
You're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.

I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45607
45608
>>45604
>mfw
>>45602
The Japanese are our friends.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45608
1510033177503.jpg
>>45607

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45609
45610
>>45606
'Night

Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45610
45611 45612
>>45609
... How bad is it?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45611
1514967126998.png
>>45610
>Is smart enough to know not to place hand into chest
>Is not smart enough to know better than to finger an OP demon horse
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45612
45613
>>45610
It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*

>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45613
45614
>>45612
No shit, I'm just wondering if bones were broken...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45614
45615
>>45613
He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
1s5P2
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No.45615
45616 45618
[4d20 = 39]
>>45614
Fingers horse anyways
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45616
45617 45619
>>45615
*fingers paladin*
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45617
>>45616
Seriously e_e?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45618
45619
>>45615
"..W-wait, F-f-f-Flashy..! When you do that it feels...!"
*involuntary clench*
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45619
45621
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>>45618
He's done things that would cause her to clench while he was in her before right? So it can't be that bad. Right?

>In this thread, Trumpaladin develops a fear of horses

>>45616
wait until he's a pegasus again after the dungeon crawl
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45620
45622
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In the 44th chapter of Mixed Nuts (yeah, it's been that long) our fearless Paladin finds himself in peril deep within a pitch-black dungeon. In his attempt to reach out for a priceless treasure, he has found his arm trapped within a particularly difficult trap. He finds his dominant hand trapped tightly within the bone-crushing grasp of Tracy's herculean horsepussy, with little hope of escape. As his hand begins to turn blue and the excruciating pain slowly begins to die away, and he sees his waifu shudder unresponsively, too stimulated and "unwise" to save her beloved.
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45621
45622
>>45619
You didn't need that hand, did you?