What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Fug. This is Tracy's side
>>45568I'll join Tracy and Trump
>>45569Looks like Minesweeper. Sort of feels like it too
Tracy leaves the room after pocketing everything that isn't nailed down.
>>45573She proceeds to the next room.
>>45578Wait <gasps in laughter> they're big chests! <moar laughter>
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks
Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
>>45580>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened themDo they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
>>45582You just now realized you haven't checked to see if there is anything in them?
>>45583Hey, its 2:30 give him a break
>>45584Its 1:30,you eastern time zone subhuman.
>>45583I thought I rolled, but I'm sleepy asf.
>>45585It's 2:30 in Florida, m8.
>>45586You did do a roll, but GM didn't acknowledge it, so you can try opening it now or... something
>>45585CENTRAL TIME ZONE MASTER RACE!
>>45582No
>>45583>>45584>>45586This might be a good point to adjourn. It would be bad to just tear through the gilded chests, So <boooof> its an anime-style, "end of an episode" freeze-frame
>>45590Works for me, night faggots see youb
later today
>>45590I've fit full-grown horses in that bag. These chests must be YUGE.
>>45591I recently watched jojos bizarre adventure, its not gay like a lot of weeb shit.
[1d20 = 10]>>45595Grapples Horse Pussy
>>45593Some of those are really bad...
>>45594Because GM was letting you fiat the size at the time
>>45596Do not trust it. Look harder
>>45601Do not trust weeb subversion
>>45597>Fiat the sizeIt's as big as a broom closet
These chests are YUGE.
>>45604>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussyYou're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.
I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
>>45604>mfw>>45602The Japanese are our friends.
>>45610It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*
>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time >>45612No shit, I'm just wondering if bones were broken...
>>45613He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
>>45615"..W-wait, F-f-f-Flashy..! When you do that it feels...!"
*involuntary clench*
>>45618He's done things that would cause her to clench while he was in her before right? So it can't be that bad. Right?
>In this thread, Trumpaladin develops a fear of horses>>45616wait until he's a pegasus again after the dungeon crawl In the 44th chapter of Mixed Nuts (yeah, it's been that long) our fearless Paladin finds himself in peril deep within a pitch-black dungeon. In his attempt to reach out for a priceless treasure, he has found his arm trapped within a particularly difficult trap. He finds his dominant hand trapped tightly within the bone-crushing grasp of Tracy's herculean horsepussy, with little hope of escape. As his hand begins to turn blue and the excruciating pain slowly begins to die away, and he sees his waifu shudder unresponsively, too stimulated and "unwise" to save her beloved.
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
>>45619You didn't need that hand, did you?