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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45002
45005
>>44999
I need to have a larger dialogue with her about her purpose and goals and such, but I don't think there's enough time. She's perfect for logistical support on the airship, with her telekinesis and all
Anonymous
MdGJ1
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No.45003
>>44987
Yea you have authority while im fuggin thez.
>>45001
A teacup.

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45004
45006 45007
>>44998
Blank stare[/i]
"An air,... ship?"
>>45001
A teacup chihuahua iirc

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45005
45007
>>45002
Yeah, but I'm just saying that someone asking you to do things right after you were killed is kind of stressful.
Besides, isn't she a painter?
>telekinesis and all
Human NPCs aren't that expensive, fyi.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45006
45008
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>>45004
>teacup chihuahua
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45007
45009 45012 45015 45020
Storm_King's_airship_descends_on_Canterlot_MLPTM.png
>>45004
>>45005
>Stress
True. But living in a world where Undead monstrosities come in and suck your souls out isn't necessarily relaxing. Don't worry, she can paint before and after that

>Isn't she a painter
Yes. But I recall a certain specific Austrian Painter who served in the front lines for Germany in WW1. She's going places

>Other logistics NPCs
I don't know how many we have. I'd love a few to operate ships and artillery while the combat infantry fight

>>45004
"Yes, we captured a luxury one from a group of pirates that bombarded us yesterday. Do you not have airships in Equestria? Well... how's the painting going?"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45008
45010 45023
PAY-Adolf-the-puppy-and-Adolf-Hitler.jpg
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>>45006
>looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
>Stats are this:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dog

Name: ?????
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45009
>>45007
>painter
Fukking kek

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45010
45023
>>45008
Infernius, gib name!
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45011
45013 45014
I'm back who died while I was gone?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45012
45016
>>45007
Trump points to the thing, cuz why wouldn't he.
"Oh that. I've only heard of such ships, but never seen one before."
Just cuz they have them in Equestria doesn't mean she knows what it is
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45013
45018
>>45011
No one yet, but the night is young.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45014
45018
>>45011
Nobody.
Still waiting to kill shit.
Aim the canons.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45015
45018 45019
>>45007
I thought Torc was going to be the pilot?
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45016
>>45012
*picks up adorable little horsey, and helps her on*

"Ready for your first adventure? You can help move handles and carry arrows and things for all these nice well-armed men here. Don't worry, you can be back to painting in... I don't know how long. But it's good to be out in fresh air. There's Mountain Dew snacks if you like"
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45017
Everyone good then? No rush but,... murder
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45018
45022
>>45013
>prepares funeral pyre
>>45015
I AM THE PILOT
>>45014
Torc turns the ship so it is positioned for a broadside
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45019
>>45015
Only while he's on the ship. While he's in the pyramid, an NPC will have to pilot (evidently it won't be this horse). I'm preparing for the possibility that an army will exit from the breach after we've entered and gone down a different hall. It's not necessarily going to happen, but you don't win by making a plan that relies on certain happenings. You win by preparing for the most likely sets of scenarios and making contingency plans in case things go wrong
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45020
45021 45028
>>45007
You have lots more logistical support than military btw
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45021
>>45020
>we do have logistical support
Huzzah! Use them for operating artillery and piloting ships
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45022
45024
>>45018
Oh yeah, turn that shield thing back on on the ship
Anonymous
MdGJ1
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No.45023
>>45010
>>45008
Sparkle.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45024
45025 45026
>>45022
It wasn't a function of the ship, it was a spell
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45025
45027
>>45024
This
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45026
45029 45034
>>45024
I see. Same order

Torcuil, recreate that magic shield thingy
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45027
>>45025
Can you recreate any portion of it?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45028
45031 45032
>>45020
Do you need any knowledge ranks to pilot a ship?
Tracy doesn't really have any other responsibilities, aside from raising her chicks.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45029
45030
>>45026
I don't even know what it was
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45030
45033
>>45029
Do you have a meme that can approximate its effects? Like "you have no power here"?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45031
45033
>>45028
Nah. This ship was designed to be effortless and stress-less to fly.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45032
>>45028
I think that one is specifically designed to be piloted by idiots. If you mean the Jolly Cunt, there's got to be sailors around. Also I am willing to bet Slovenia could figure out how to do it well. She's scary sometimes
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45033
45035 45037
>>45031
But it's muh ship
>>45030
Uh, give me a minute, I may use "You have no power here" but I have a feeling that would be more of a power drain then stayout sign
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45034
45037
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>>45026
Last we knew, it took several casters.

Just park the ship back by the tower. If the temple is anything like the tower, it probably has mechanisms by which the enemies are watching what goes on outside; if not that, the spellcasters in the temple are almost certainly on the lookout.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45035
45036
>>45033
You can be the air-pilot. You've got the ranks in Engineering knowledge anyway.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45036
45039
>>45035
Yay
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45037
45038 45043
>>45033
That'll work. Just anything to reduce the power of magic creatures who are fighting archers

>>45034
We need the airship's cannons just to enter the the pyramid in the first place. And then it's useful for ranged fire support


Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45038
45040
>>45037
>ranged fire support
I don't feel comfortable with having someone fire canons into the melee...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45039
>>45036
Wizard is best artificer anyway.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45040
45041
>>45038
The only way we have to enter the pyramid is to shoot the pyramid, and then enter
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45041
45042
>>45040
Yeah, but don't have someone shooting canons after we've entered.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45042
45048
>>45041
They'll be shooting arrows. Cannons will only be shot if serious shit comes out. And that could only happen when we're deep inside the pyramid. Deep inside
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45043
45044 45045
>>45037
Okay then
"Hahaha, you have no power here!"
Should the characters meet up on the airship?

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45044
45046 45047
>>45043
>Should the characters meet up on the airship?
Nah, that'll take a long time.
Just blow a hole in the wall so we can enter asap.

Is everyone ready/present?
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45045
45047
>>45043
We could, although we could also just have the remainder stay near the breach.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45046
>>45044
Trumpaladin grabs his attack pony and rides his glorious dragon lion to the proximity of the soon to be breach

Infernius is at his friend's house. That's the IP he posted from. So I do not think he is ready
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45047
45049 45050
>>45044
>>45045
Works for me
Torc grabs the intercom mic
"Listen her fuckers, we have one chance at blowing a hole in these fuckers before they send shit at us. So be ready, and may Kek be with ye. Ready your cannons."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45048
45053
>>45042
>shooting arrows
Just have them lining the perimeter with tower shields in tortoise formation, so they can stab anything that comes out.
Any kind of creature that would be able to get through that would be too big for arrows and too fast for canons.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45049
45052
>>45047
"Uhm, sir? We're right here, you don't need the intercom,...."

Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45050
45051
>>45047
The Spartans, Generals, and Ghestapo ready their cannons for the designated time to fire the converted set of salvoes
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45051
45054
>>45050
The Spartans are still here?