What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45049Why is everyone in the cockpit?
>>45048Oh hush. You play the rogue character with 9 wisdom who just acts on impulse. I play the leader and the planner. You do you and let me do me. You could have commented on any of this shit when I presented it two hours ago anyways
>>45051The contingent is, yes. They have not yet learned all of the ways of football
>>45052Because its not a cockpit per say, its essentially a platform/podium. The ship isn't super-huge.
>>45053Tracy has 13 Wis.
Whatever, direct them however you want.
I just want to get in already.
Tracy spray-pains a big red bullseye on the area where the group decided to enter (to give torc something to shoot at) and stands back and watches the location with her Spyglass ready to Spot anything that might come out at a moment's notice.
>>45055I imagined two decks with a small cockpit room attached to the front.
"Sorry Mr. Snek, I gotta staff you for a while."
Torc grabs the staff and sticks it on his back.
>>45057"Hey! Now we have a target!"
>>45058You think Snek could double as a broom of flying?
>>45057Anyways, Trumpaladin is on the pyramid bear Tracy where the breach is expected, riding Fae
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>>45059Maybe....
Eh, maybe some other time
"Where is Infernius?" Trumpaladin asks
>>45058Pic is overhead of the flying cunt. The gray circle is the bar/gambling area, the solid gray is the steering platform (wheel in orange). The blue circle is the jaccuzzi. On and there's crappy looking canons
>>45063Wait, all the cannons are on one side? Nice.
>>45063Man them with support NPCs if possible, and the General's if not
The cannons are semi automated, all u gotta do is turn a crank.
>>45066Torcuil gets the honors then
>>45066Wait, is therr one crank that fires all, or a crank per?
>>45060I thought it was changed after that.
Anyway, why would she have a negative modifier on Wis? Sure, she's crazy and loathsome, but she's ridden through everything the /mlp/ fandom has to offer, and she's been to levels on the internet that other ponies wouldn't even be able to get back from.
Her Wis has to be at least 13, because she's been casting 2nd and 3rd lvl Blackguard spells all this time.
>>45060>Trumpaladin is on the pyramidWait until the canons stop firing first. Tracy's standing back waiting to get first view after the dust clears.
>>45070Delete your post so GM will forget
>>45064Except for the 3 forward mounted cannons, yes. The cannons are actually more defensive than anything, structured so that if under fire the ship can bank and then release a full volley.
>>45069Its all tied to one. The ship can technically be fully manned by 2 people (one steering, one operating the cannons).
Also, It won't be necessary for Thez to be on the airship, she'll just airwalk to the eventual breach.
>>45070>why is she unwiseBecause you insist on playing her like she only has 9 wis. Impulsive and never mindful of the consequences if actions.
>casting spellsBecause you lie and push boundaries and cheat and do everything you can get away with with regards to everything in this game
>>45075This, I based the initial stats off how players played their characters, and then made adjustments along the way. I actually
rolled very few stats.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Torc turns the crank aiming at the target on the temple
[14d20 = 106]
Dice roll is more of a formality, since you're literally shooting at the broad side of a barn
>>45077.... So, she can't cast any spells at all?
And does that mean she's been taking a negative modifier on all of her Spot, Listen, and Control Shape checks?
>>45080I can give her my peripat, and she's have 13 wis. but being able to cast Death Ward twice in one day is sexy
>>45080If I let Tracy cast spells, do you promise to keep playing her like a knob?
>>45084>playing her like a knob.. I didn't realize I was doing that..
>>45084But the character being impulsive and stupid is obnoxious for the rest of us because it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
>>45085I'm kidding, but she does act 'ill advised' from time to time
>>45086It's hilarious to me,....
I gotta go for the night guys. Sorry.
>>45090Awwww, its okay. See you later.
>>45091
That's why it's a wisdom penalty and not an intelligence penalty
>>45086>it causes fallout the rest of us have to sufferOh come on. She hasn't caused very many problems that the party hasn't been able to recover from
yet.
>>45098>very many>unable to recover fromThat's your standard?
>>45099It's infuriating. How am I supposed to be the grand planner and schemer when she does that?
>>45100Street wisdom would advise her better