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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45052
45055
>>45049
Why is everyone in the cockpit?
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45053
45057
>>45048
Oh hush. You play the rogue character with 9 wisdom who just acts on impulse. I play the leader and the planner. You do you and let me do me. You could have commented on any of this shit when I presented it two hours ago anyways
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45054
>>45051
The contingent is, yes. They have not yet learned all of the ways of football
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45055
45056 45058
>>45052
Because its not a cockpit per say, its essentially a platform/podium. The ship isn't super-huge.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45056
>>45055
Oh
"Oh, sorry bout that"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45057
45058 45060
>>45053
Tracy has 13 Wis.
Whatever, direct them however you want.
I just want to get in already.

Tracy spray-pains a big red bullseye on the area where the group decided to enter (to give torc something to shoot at) and stands back and watches the location with her Spyglass ready to Spot anything that might come out at a moment's notice.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45058
45059 45063
>>45055
I imagined two decks with a small cockpit room attached to the front.
"Sorry Mr. Snek, I gotta staff you for a while."
Torc grabs the staff and sticks it on his back.
>>45057
"Hey! Now we have a target!"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45059
45061
>>45058
You think Snek could double as a broom of flying?
Ze92i
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No.45060
45070
>>45057
Anyways, Trumpaladin is on the pyramid bear Tracy where the breach is expected, riding Fae
\r
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45061
>>45059
Maybe....
Eh, maybe some other time
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45062
"Where is Infernius?" Trumpaladin asks
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45063
45064 45065
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>>45058
Pic is overhead of the flying cunt. The gray circle is the bar/gambling area, the solid gray is the steering platform (wheel in orange). The blue circle is the jaccuzzi. On and there's crappy looking canons
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45064
45072
>>45063
Wait, all the cannons are on one side? Nice.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45065
>>45063
Man them with support NPCs if possible, and the General's if not
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45066
45067 45068 45069
The cannons are semi automated, all u gotta do is turn a crank.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45067
>>45066
Oh this is even better
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45068
>>45066
Torcuil gets the honors then
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45069
45072
>>45066
Wait, is therr one crank that fires all, or a crank per?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45070
45071 45075
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>>45060
I thought it was changed after that.
Anyway, why would she have a negative modifier on Wis? Sure, she's crazy and loathsome, but she's ridden through everything the /mlp/ fandom has to offer, and she's been to levels on the internet that other ponies wouldn't even be able to get back from.
Her Wis has to be at least 13, because she's been casting 2nd and 3rd lvl Blackguard spells all this time.
>>45060
>Trumpaladin is on the pyramid
Wait until the canons stop firing first. Tracy's standing back waiting to get first view after the dust clears.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45071
>>45070
Delete your post so GM will forget
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45072
45073
>>45064
Except for the 3 forward mounted cannons, yes. The cannons are actually more defensive than anything, structured so that if under fire the ship can bank and then release a full volley.
>>45069
Its all tied to one. The ship can technically be fully manned by 2 people (one steering, one operating the cannons).
Also, It won't be necessary for Thez to be on the airship, she'll just airwalk to the eventual breach.

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45073
45074 45076
>>45072
Ready guys?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45074
>>45073
Ready.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45075
45077
>>45070
>why is she unwise
Because you insist on playing her like she only has 9 wis. Impulsive and never mindful of the consequences if actions.
>casting spells
Because you lie and push boundaries and cheat and do everything you can get away with with regards to everything in this game
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45076
>>45073
Ready
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45077
45080
>>45075
This, I based the initial stats off how players played their characters, and then made adjustments along the way. I actually rolled very few stats.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45078
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Torc turns the crank aiming at the target on the temple
1nDFl
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No.45079
45081
[14d20 = 106]
Dice roll is more of a formality, since you're literally shooting at the broad side of a barn
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45080
45082 45083 45084
>>45077
.... So, she can't cast any spells at all?

And does that mean she's been taking a negative modifier on all of her Spot, Listen, and Control Shape checks?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45081
>>45079
>1
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45082
>>45080
And Survival...
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45083
>>45080
I can give her my peripat, and she's have 13 wis. but being able to cast Death Ward twice in one day is sexy
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45084
45085 45086
>>45080
If I let Tracy cast spells, do you promise to keep playing her like a knob?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45085
45088
>>45084
>playing her like a knob
.. I didn't realize I was doing that..
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45086
45087 45088 45089 45098
>>45084
But the character being impulsive and stupid is obnoxious for the rest of us because it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45087
>>45086
>stupid
Rude.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45088
45094
>>45085
I'm kidding, but she does act 'ill advised' from time to time
>>45086
It's hilarious to me,....
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45089
45094
>>45086
I think its funny
Anonymous
MdGJ1
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No.45090
45092 45093 45094 45095
I gotta go for the night guys. Sorry.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45092
>>45090
e_e
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45093
>>45090
Awwww, its okay. See you later.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45094
45097
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>>45090
Aww

>>45089
>>45088
It's not funny for me

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45095
>>45090
Okay...
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45096
45100
>>45091
That's why it's a wisdom penalty and not an intelligence penalty
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45097
45099
>>45094
Guys I think he mad
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45098
45101
>>45086
>it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Oh come on. She hasn't caused very many problems that the party hasn't been able to recover from yet.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45099
45101 45103
>>45097
Me on the right
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45100
45101
1459509__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_monochrome_pony_>rape_sketch_throne_traditional art_vulg.jpeg
>>45096
Tracy has street Wisdom.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45101
45102
image.jpeg
>>45098
>very many
>unable to recover from
That's your standard?

>>45099
It's infuriating. How am I supposed to be the grand planner and schemer when she does that?

>>45100
Street wisdom would advise her better


Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45102
45107
>>45101
>standard
Yes.
>planner and schemer
Shit happens, m8.