What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45896Yeah, that's what I thought. I took that was the biggest difference between a Paladin's Mount and a BG's Fiendish Servant. Paladin Mount get's other great powers though, and higher buffs than the FS.
>>45897On top of that, the Paladin gets a new horse in a month if it does, while the BG can't summon another fiend for more than a year if his dies. The benefit to the FS is that it's buffs are calculated by character level, not class level, to acciomodate the Prestige class.
>>45901That's interesting. I wonde of it's possible to have both a fiendish servant
and a familiar or special animal companion.
One thing that bothers me is that an Epic Paladin or Divine Emissary can gain additional Hit Die, strength, and intelligence for their special mount at the 25th character level, but it seems that there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
[7d20 = 71]
Alright. Snek, 3 Fae, 1 Trump, 2 Tracy, +11 modified
>>45903Looks like Fae and Trump did not get hit
[3d20 = 27]>>45904Let's put Fae's round on a full round attack against the Mummy she attacked the round before
Actually, now that I look at it, the reason why an FS doesn't get the same Natural Armor bonus is probably because of the DR it gets naturally.
>>45902Well, the rules for Familiars say that if you get a familiar in another class, you can only have one at a time. It'd be the GM/DM's discretion to allow it. It's a poor choice to spread your character so thin just to get two buffed animals though.
> there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancementThere is no way you could be a Divine Emissary before lvl 25 without bending the rules.
>>45903I
think Tracy just narrowly avoids being hit.
[2d6+4 = 16][2d6+3 = 6][3d6+7 = 18]>>45905Damn Fae is tough. If the mummy has the AC of normal mummy then even the 3 landed thanks to the multi-attack feat. Subtract like 15 from the total for damage reduction
>>45906I know right?
>>45908She really shouldn't, but I don't feel like rule cucking you during a battle
[1d6+10 = 13]Snek takes a hit, and the grappled mummies get their hands on one of the pepes each and pull them apart.
>>45911Kind of what I was thinking. The score was 26
>>45912She has +4 Dex, +13 Natural, +3 deflection (bracers)...
... Well fug.. Can I roll Reflex for Improved Evasion?
>>45912Where is Infernuis amd thez?
>>45913She does not fucking have 13 natural armor. Stop making that shit up
>>45915+3 (Warpony), +10 (Pali Mount buff).
>>45914They're in the other hallway, absolutely wiping the floor with a trio of wraiths. Like, don't even bother rolling.
>>45913No, but you can roll a fortitude save.
>>45916*sighs*
First off, she's a My Little Pony, not a war pony. Second, a warpony only has +2 natural armor. Thirdly, she doesn't get pali natural armor buff in any pony or intermediate form. That was never part of the arrangement. A Lawful Good god would not agree to that, because she's Neutral Evil, and would doubtlessly use that natural armor for evil ends, whereas if she's mounted she's hopefully at least well observed
[1d20+12 = 32]>>45917Well, fug...
Rolling Fortitude Save.
>>45918You're right only +2 natural.
>>45919Well shit. Moving on. Fae continues to nom nom and kicky kicky the mummy to extinction, Trump's turn nao, then Tracy, then Snek and Torcuil.
[4d20 = 51]>>45921Trump slashes into the Mummy that has made contact with him
+29 +24 +19 +14
>>45922Trump gets a cleave strike as this one falls at his feet.
Otherwise, Snek and Torcuil are up.
>>45923Neat! Cleave into one attacking Fae
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>>45925>>45917What did i miss i cant see the last 200 posts
>>45926Trump, Tracy, Torcuil and Fae are brawling with a bunch of mummies.
[1d20 = 17]>>45923Uh, previous effort at dice roll was a 3 which means it fails to land if calculated by the last attack base, but would hit if calculated by any of his other attacks in a round (just barely with a third attack, exactly equaling the AC)
>>45926Trump's hand got crushed, and then we got abushed by mummies
>>45928Its based on the previous attack's bonus, so miss. Tracy?
[3d20 = 26]>>45930Her turn?
Slash-out at the Mummy who attacked her, with her sword.
GM, I know Torc can use clerical spells but of what level?
[4d6+5 = 27]>>45935Eh, I figured but felt like clairifying
Snek shot
[1d20+11 = 30]Torc casts mage's sword on closest mummy
>>45918>A Lawful Good god would not agree to thatDidn't you Baptise her just a week ago? That's a good as making her a member of the church, and he didn't object to that.
>>45940Wat? Infernius stahp, I'm fine.
>>45941Also, I'm starting to suspect that Elway might be a Chaotic Good deity.
Did you ask him what his alignment was?
>>45941We'll negotiate her haxx later
The biggest comment about Tracy was a worry about dander>>45943I'd rather not
7 Mummies remain, and its Snek and Torcuil's turn
>>45944>I'd rather notWhy? Are you afraid of the answer you might get?
I'm afraid, a little... >>45947Do
you want to get trolled by a mod god?
>>45950It's always fun when Elwaymod posts.
No rush though.