What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45952I forgot how fun making Elwayshoops was..
I outta get back into it.
>>45952It's not fun when you're the one being told your priestess "should be bumped back a few grades" for not having Magic Fang permanency on her mouth
I think Tracy should be paired with a mod god. You want to play her as a blackguard after all
I gtg for an hour again.
See you guys then
>>45954Ah, Mordenkainen; 2 hits.
The grappled Mummies tear apart the remaining pepes, while the rest attack. 1 Snek, 2 Fae, 2 Trump, 2 Tracy.
>>45955Blackguards and Paladins don't necessarily have to have Patron deities to retain their class abilities, but I do want her to make some contact with outsiders of her alignment.
Trump, did you consider Turning these sandniggers yet?
>>45957Uh, I thought there were only 7 remaining, meaning that there should be two on torcuil and only 5 on the others
>>45959The unhallow spell prevents it
>>45958Don't care, you deserve to be trolled like the rest of us
>>45960I'm scared of what that one would ask for
[5d20 = 74]>>45961You're correct, sorry. Trump felled one, so he would have 1 on him, and Fae felled one,.
So 1 Snek, 2 (occupied), 1 Fae, 1 Trump, 2 Tracy
>>45961>unhallowNot completely, but at a penalty of 4 levels.
[1d20+15 = 30]>>45963>20 on FaeFuck. Rolling for Fae's Fort save. I
think she can get an 11 base after factoring in extra levels, and she has a +4 constitution bonus now
>>45965Fae saves, and I need a saving throw from Tracy.
>>45961>you deserve to be trolled like the rest of usSure, I guess.
It matters what she's offered for it though.
>>45969For what? Did that last attack land?
[3d20 = 42]>>45974Fae Bites and Claws the Fucker who hit him, slowly realizing why Elway thought the lack of magic fang was such a grievous oversight
>>45975Is that enough to finish him?
[2d6+4 = 12][2d6+3 = 11][3d6 = 8]>>45975Who hit her, I meant. Looks like all three attacks landed. Same -15 damage reduction
>>45976No, these mummies are tough
>>45977Only 16 damage after damage reduction
[1d20 = 9]>>45978Tracy makes her Opportunist shot against that fucker then.
[4d20 = 32]
Trump Slashes the one who slammed his armor, while cursing at the one who hurt his kitty
>>45979Pretty sure that's a hit (20 ac on these guys). Chain damage is 2d4+ mods.
[4d10+30 = 54]>>45980All four slashes land against 20 AC
>>45983It's not an everwhirling chain! Jesus. Maybe like a +1 or +2
>>45982Should have declared that a power attack with 1 point shifted to damage
Someone post the thez shoops i dont have them on my phone.
>>45988Just redid this one moments ago.
>>45985The chain's bonus is to do with the mechanics' crafting.
>>45988All I have atm
>>45990Uh, Trump made his attack
>>45988Here are some of the less-good ones.
I might redo them later on.
[4d10 = 26]>>45991He did, and he gets +12 to damage each. These guys have 96 hp btw.
>>45993Almost kill. Tracy's turn.
>>45990>>45992What about the 1 with thezpone and Infernuis.
>>45996Can she Cleave from that?
>>45995I could have cleaved that on the next round while you killed the one right in front of you
>>45999Yesssss, yessssss, give in to the maximum efficiency of damage distribution
>>46002Than calculated from know factors
>>46003Pic