What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>46102Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.
But he's still hungry.
>>46106Well fuck...
*puts his stuff in her bag for safekeeping*
>>46106Thats... good... to... know...
"Wheres my fucking clothes?"
>>46106What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
>>46111>not "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipesAnon, he's Scottish not Irish
>>46109Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
Well fuck
>>46112I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
*watches dust blow away*
"Too bad.."
>>46106Are you
sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
>>46113"Thats gonna hurt when I take it off, but thanks lad. Do you think you could help me back to that temple thing in the bay?"
>>46115Thanks anon.
I need to play my chanter again... As for Treasure, these guys were loaded. I haven't even finished rolling it all out, but its phat. Not, "jewish hoard" phat, but still, nice.
>>46118"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
>>46117The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
"Also, use a candle and melt it away, don't rip it off. But don't roll a 1 when you do."
>>46120I mean symptoms in the 4 rounds it takes to kill
".... We've lost two already.. Do you want to pull back for now, Flashy?"
>>46119>phatI think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
>>46124Trumpaladin notices Tracy exists
"Two? We lost two?"
Mr. Snek hisses in distress of losing his master, and slithers over to Tracy since she has his shit.
[Sad snek noises]
>>46126"Well, the bull might not be dead, but we really don't know that..."
>>46127*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
>>46125Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
>>46127Snek is a staff when the master is away
>>46128"I was meaning to regroup with Thez and Infernius before this battle even occured. And my hand was crushed
somehow. But yes, withdraw to the steps"
Trumpaladin gathers Torcuil dust, because he'd assume it's necessary
>>46131I think Torc made it intelligent or something.
>>46127Snek would master sense Torcuil on the Tower, but he wouldn't be able to communicate that.
>>46129[Contented tongue flick]
>>46130"Yeah, yeah I get it. Nude wizard is funny. Can you help me reach the rest of the party"
>>46131Snek is a framilier, so I kinda assume not
>>46134Did you remember to say hello to Death?
>>46135Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs
"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
[1d2023 = 399]
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
>>46135"We killed all the mummies though. Fae's okay"
>>46140"Me can heal whoever needs help."
[1d20 = 9]>>46144"I'm a healer. I can heal"
>>46145"Flashy's hand is hurt!"
>half hp... and I'm, not doing so well myself..."
>>46146Plus 4 wisdom
>>46145"Before he died, Torcuil cast a mass healing spell. Maybe Tracy needs a little more"
>>46147It was way more than half\r
>>46148>>46147"Me buttfucked some wraiths back to hell."
*pets tracy and heals*
*pets brad and heals*
>>46149"Nice. Don't pet my... nevermind"
[1d20 = 13]>>46149"On the plus side, everything that's attacked us
thus far, has been disorganized. It's not clear our invasion has been noticed"
>>46153Shakes
>>46154"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't
seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*