What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>46102
Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.
But he's still hungry.
Itd be his ranks + Charisma bonus. Oh by the way, several minutes has passed, and no one noticed Torcuil pass into a feverish coma, nor did they see him die and "shrivel away into sand and dust that [will] blow away into nothing at the first wind."
Torcuil wakes up naked in the Entertron, completely restored to health cuz that one time Thez took a blood sample.
But he's still hungry.
>>46106
What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
What happens in the Entertron if you die of starvation? Say you roll a 1 on your survival check in a desert.
>>46109
Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
Darkie happens to walk by with some tea. "Oh,... um,... here." He throws a glob of webbing on torcuil's haggis n bits.
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Well fuck
>>46112
I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
>>46112
I was going to say >implying he knows the difference, but then I remembered that Amazing Grace is a center piece of the One True Calvinist Faith. I sincerely apologize
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*watches dust blow away*
"Too bad.."
"Too bad.."
>>46106
Are you sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
Are you sure the sickness would not have been noticed by Trumpaladin in time to stop the curse? Mummy Rot would take about three or maybe four rounds to kill but only one round to cast the saving spell
As for Treasure, these guys were loaded. I haven't even finished rolling it all out, but its phat. Not, "jewish hoard" phat, but still, nice.
>>46118
"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
>>46118
"Uhm, I think you will want Lenos' help with that one. He should be in the forge," he says having increasing difficulty holding in his laughter.
>>46117
The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
The incubation time is one minute, and there's no symptoms to see beforehand.
Besides, he was distracted by the loot.
"Also, use a candle and melt it away, don't rip it off. But don't roll a 1 when you do."
".... We've lost two already.. Do you want to pull back for now, Flashy?"
>>46119
>phat
I think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos
"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
>phat
I think you mean E X T R A T H I C C
>Lenos
"K, thanks for the help"
Torc heads towards the forge
Mr. Snek hisses in distress of losing his master, and slithers over to Tracy since she has his shit.
[Sad snek noises]
[Sad snek noises]
>>46127
*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
*pets Snek*
"There, there.. Be sure to guard his things, alight?"
*puts torc's shit in her saddlebag along with Snek in staff form*
>>46125
Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
Upon Torcuil's entry, he sees Lenos half-glaring at his latest work, the light of the forge reflecting off his slightly draconic eyes. He glances at Torcuil for a moment, before losing his shit laughing hysterically. Rolling.
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>>46135
Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs
"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
Yelling down to Infernius down the stairs
"Hey Infernius! We encountered Mummies in a room. 9 and an evil Cleric mummy I think. My hand was crushed because of reasons not related to combat and Fae was slammed once, but Torcuil... Torcuil suffered heavy damage then... died of a curse. Oh yeah, Tracy was damned near killed"
[1d2023 = 399]
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
Rolling Listen to sense the next thing that's coming to kill us all.
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>>46154
"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*
"I think we actually just woke these guys up. It doesn't seem like we've been noticed"
*reattaches self to leg*
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