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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45622
45624
>>45620
>>45621
"At least it didn't happen to a different appendage..."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45623
45624 45626
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*Trumpaladin makes mental note never to stick any body part in Trachemar ever again*
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45624
45625 45626
Spoilered
>>45622
[unintelligible babbling]
Tracy is both Fascinated and Confused. In her state of ecstatic bliss, she is unable to assist. She howls and shudders in pleasure, oblivious to her loved one's danger, her tail sticking straight up like a firecracker, begging for more.
What will you do now, Anon?
>>45623
She does have a history of getting objects hopelessly caught back there.
Tracy's vaginal muscles are unmatched in sheer Strength and power, but even she is no match for the graceful touch of a Paladin's magical hand.
1s5P2
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No.45625
45627
[4d20 = 34]
>>45624
*sigh*

More caressing of smooth walls
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45626
45628
>>45623
>>45624
Just you wait
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45627
45629
>>45625
[heavenly squealing]
*bone-crushing clench* (it's completely numb by now, so it doesn't really hurt)
Tracy's front knees buckle momentarily before she keels over in pleasure, dragging Trumpaladin face-first into her butt with a *WUMP*.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45628
45631
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>>45626
I'm having so much fun though.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45629
45630
>>45627
"If I wanted my bones broken in an attempt at mounted pussy grab I'd go for Fae"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45630
45632
>>45629
Tracy merely coos happily in response.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45631
45634
>>45628
She loses desirability as a mount if she can't be grabbed without consequence. That's one of her advantages
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45632
45634
>>45630
Dismounts horse, and places other hand on wrist
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45634
45635 45637
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>>45631
She'd be royally heartbroken if she knew what was going on, but she''s in her own little world at the moment, her eyes rolled back as she shudders on the floor helplessly.
>>45632
Careful now.
1s5P2
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No.45635
45636
[1d20+5 = 15]
>>45634
That natural 20 was several rounds ago. Time for a new strength check

He pulls
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45636
>>45635
I'm bored, so say he slips out as Tracy loses consciousness.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45637
45639
>>45634
A low and ancient creak sounds off from behind Tracy and Trump.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45638
45640
Trump mounts something
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45639
45641 45643
>>45637
>Unconscious
Well fuck.

Someone slap her awake.
1s5P2
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No.45640
45643
[1d15 = 8]
>>45638
Spot check on thing from Fae
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45641
45642
>>45639
Fae is currently the only individual capable of combat

If it's just Torcuil coming in the room that's all we need
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45642
Seriously though. 44th chapters...
I love you faggots (no homo).

>>45641
Cast Daylight, faggit
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45643
45645
>>45639
A low and ancient voice speaks an undiscernable langauge
Casts a spell
>>45640
"I'm not certain these are chests." Fae says

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45645
45646
>>45643
>Unconscious on my own move
Reeeeeee somebody bitch-smack her!
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45646
45647
>>45645
He would, but his bitch smack hand is damaged
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45647
45648
>>45646
At least light-up the room.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45648
45649 45650
>>45647
*lights a torch, which he'd obviously carry*
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45649
>>45648
With one hand?
T2++T
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No.45650
45651 45652
[1d20+20 = 38]
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>45648
>torch
Okay...
*Tracy's eye's flicker open at the sudden light*
"Wh-what's going on?!"
Rolling to Spot and Listen
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45651
45653
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>>45650
GM has a point. How is he going to light a torch with one hand? Looks like she stays asleep
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45652
45655
Several more eerie creak sounds echo in the chamber, and piles of dust are flung into the air, obscuring vision and giving everyone concealment.
>>45650
No no, she's still unconscious. Trump can't light a torch one-handed.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45653
>>45651
Reeeeeeeee cast you spell!
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45654
45655 45657
I'm not going to advance it much at the moment, I just want you to know that you are literally and figuratively fucked atm.
1s5P2
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No.45655
45656 45659
[1d20+15 = 33]
>>45652
>>45654
Fae has darkvision. Spot check

Trump detect evil
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45656
45658 45659
>>45655
Reeeeeeeeeee you can't fight blind!
Cast the spell!
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45657
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>>45654
>it was a trap anyway
Well fug me....
I thought that search check would suffice, but it must be pretty high CR..
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45658
45660
>>45656
And he can't fight with only one hand

There's dust in the air, so he'd be blind regardless

>>45656
Do you want to get the fuck out, or to stand in fighting positions, because one of two is possible
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45659
45661 45663
>>45655
The whole place is evil, but yes, there's evil in the room. 9 Strong signatures, and 1 Overwhelming.
"I can't see anything with all this dust." Fae says
>>45656
Several shuffling sounds start to occur all around the room, and the pungent odor of spice pokes at Tracy's awareness.

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45660
45662
>>45658
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge, so she won't be caught flat-footed unless she's unconscious!
>he can't fight with only one hand
Yes you can! You use a bastard sword.
>get the fuck out
Probably a good idea.
T2++T
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No.45661
45665
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>45659
*wakes up and hops to her feet*
"Wh-what?! What's going on?!"
>defensive stance on all fours sword drawn
Rolling to Listen to where the enemy is
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45662
>>45660
My instinct says Grab pony, and bolt for the door on Fae. What do you think?
1s5P2
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No.45663
45665
[1d20+15 = 29]
>>45659
Listen check with Fae
1s5P2
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No.45664
45665
Cure light wounds on hand
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45665
45667
>>45661
>>45663
I'm gonna wait a bit and see if Torcuil shows up before advancing
>>45664
Heals the damage, but doesn't restore use of the hand.
>gained temporary status effect: GIMPED
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45666
>"If we die in here I'm never speaking to you again"
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45667
45668
>>45665
Is it possible to target the Overwhelming signature specifically with the Boots of the Wolf?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45668
>>45667
It will be in a moment
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45670
45671
Just as a question, when you said Kefka had turned himself into a demi-god through magick, what approximate rank was he? I just realized that Life Drain is a Divine Ability.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45671
45672 45673
>>45670
I hadn't decided desu
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45672
>>45671
How many rounds reaction time?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45673
45674 45675
>>45671
Rank 0 is equal to an Abomination, and Rank 1-5 would be considered demigod, although I wasn't sure exactly how powerful he was, since he was so vain and underestimated the party. I'd been trying to figure it out on my own ever since the fight back then.
Was he using Control Creatures to dominate the Tarrasque?
>tfw you literally have a god's skeleton in your closet
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45674
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>>45673
>Tracy's faggot is a idiot megalomaniac who's studied a great deal for the purpose of theomachia.