What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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*Trumpaladin makes mental note never to stick any body part in Trachemar ever again*
>>45622
[unintelligible babbling]
Tracy is both Fascinated and Confused. In her state of ecstatic bliss, she is unable to assist. She howls and shudders in pleasure, oblivious to her loved one's danger, her tail sticking straight up like a firecracker, begging for more.
What will you do now, Anon?
>>45623
She does have a history of getting objects hopelessly caught back there.
Tracy's vaginal muscles are unmatched in sheer Strength and power, but even she is no match for the graceful touch of a Paladin's magical hand.
[unintelligible babbling]
Tracy is both Fascinated and Confused. In her state of ecstatic bliss, she is unable to assist. She howls and shudders in pleasure, oblivious to her loved one's danger, her tail sticking straight up like a firecracker, begging for more.
What will you do now, Anon?
>>45623
She does have a history of getting objects hopelessly caught back there.
Tracy's vaginal muscles are unmatched in sheer Strength and power, but even she is no match for the graceful touch of a Paladin's magical hand.
>>45625
[heavenly squealing]
*bone-crushing clench* (it's completely numb by now, so it doesn't really hurt)
Tracy's front knees buckle momentarily before she keels over in pleasure, dragging Trumpaladin face-first into her butt with a *WUMP*.
[heavenly squealing]
*bone-crushing clench* (it's completely numb by now, so it doesn't really hurt)
Tracy's front knees buckle momentarily before she keels over in pleasure, dragging Trumpaladin face-first into her butt with a *WUMP*.
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>>45628
She loses desirability as a mount if she can't be grabbed without consequence. That's one of her advantages
She loses desirability as a mount if she can't be grabbed without consequence. That's one of her advantages
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>>45639
Fae is currently the only individual capable of combat
If it's just Torcuil coming in the room that's all we need
Fae is currently the only individual capable of combat
If it's just Torcuil coming in the room that's all we need
[1d20+20 = 38]
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>45648
>torch
Okay...
*Tracy's eye's flicker open at the sudden light*
"Wh-what's going on?!"
Rolling to Spot and Listen
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>45648
>torch
Okay...
*Tracy's eye's flicker open at the sudden light*
"Wh-what's going on?!"
Rolling to Spot and Listen
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Several more eerie creak sounds echo in the chamber, and piles of dust are flung into the air, obscuring vision and giving everyone concealment.
>>45650
No no, she's still unconscious. Trump can't light a torch one-handed.
>>45650
No no, she's still unconscious. Trump can't light a torch one-handed.
I'm not going to advance it much at the moment, I just want you to know that you are literally and figuratively fucked atm.
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>>45654
>it was a trap anyway
Well fug me....
I thought that search check would suffice, but it must be pretty high CR..
>it was a trap anyway
Well fug me....
I thought that search check would suffice, but it must be pretty high CR..
>>45658
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge, so she won't be caught flat-footed unless she's unconscious!
>he can't fight with only one hand
Yes you can! You use a bastard sword.
>get the fuck out
Probably a good idea.
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge, so she won't be caught flat-footed unless she's unconscious!
>he can't fight with only one hand
Yes you can! You use a bastard sword.
>get the fuck out
Probably a good idea.
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>45659
*wakes up and hops to her feet*
"Wh-what?! What's going on?!"
>defensive stance on all fours sword drawn
Rolling to Listen to where the enemy is
>>45659
*wakes up and hops to her feet*
"Wh-what?! What's going on?!"
>defensive stance on all fours sword drawn
Rolling to Listen to where the enemy is
>"If we die in here I'm never speaking to you again"
Just as a question, when you said Kefka had turned himself into a demi-god through magick, what approximate rank was he? I just realized that Life Drain is a Divine Ability.
>>45671
Rank 0 is equal to an Abomination, and Rank 1-5 would be considered demigod, although I wasn't sure exactly how powerful he was, since he was so vain and underestimated the party. I'd been trying to figure it out on my own ever since the fight back then.
Was he using Control Creatures to dominate the Tarrasque?
>tfw you literally have a god's skeleton in your closet
Rank 0 is equal to an Abomination, and Rank 1-5 would be considered demigod, although I wasn't sure exactly how powerful he was, since he was so vain and underestimated the party. I'd been trying to figure it out on my own ever since the fight back then.
Was he using Control Creatures to dominate the Tarrasque?
>tfw you literally have a god's skeleton in your closet
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>>45673
>Tracy's faggot is a idiot megalomaniac who's studied a great deal for the purpose of theomachia.
>Tracy's faggot is a idiot megalomaniac who's studied a great deal for the purpose of theomachia.
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