What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45355The stairs do not appear to be man-eating, and have no traps or shenanigens.
>>45358"I KNEW YOU LIBERTARIANS WERE SECRET LEFTISTS!"
>>45359"I meant staircase you fucking retard"
>>45360"Uh huh. I'm sure you did."
>>45359"Do you feel that?" Fae says to Trump. "This whole place has been unhallowed. Turning will be suppressed. Not fully, but with a big modifier.
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to flip coin
Even is left, odd is right
>>45362"Thank you for telling me. It does feel almost like democrat senator's office here"
*shivers*
>>45363Thats 2 for the left staircase
>>45361"Oh fuck off and decide"
>>45363"I'm okay with left. If its a dead end, we can always go back." Thez says.
>>45366"I just don't want to be split up from my mounts. I'd prefer to have the help of the Cleric and the wizard though. Where is Infernius anyways?"
[1d20+21 = 41]>>45366>If its a dead end, we can always go back*death flags spring up*
Tracy goes in first.
Rolling to Listen for enemies.
>>45368Don't go left.
The staircase would collapse under the full weight of the party, and they would in fact be unable to go backward (and some might take damage) if they were to go left.
>>45372Tracy turns towards the rest of the party with as grim, serious expression.
"Let's not go this way."
>>45372>>45373"The left choice is the wrong choice, and the right is the right choice. Those are the words you should live by. Have none of you remembered this is a den of leftist senators and justices?"
[1d20+21 = 37]
Rolling once again to listen to the other staircase.
>>45377"Then why didn't they make it seem like right was bad? Something isn't right..."
>>45378Not bad
>>45375Although technically the party can fly or whatever, so they'd still be able to backtrack, but if "walked/crept down" it would be bad.
>>45379Its not a trap, its that this is old AF and crumbling.
[2d20 = 26]Rolling for Fae on listen and spot on the right stair case
>>45380*pets cute giant horsey ears again*
>>45379"This whole pyramid isn't right... kek, get it? But seriously, they will try everything they can to make the Right look as bad as possible. Don't believe it. It's fake news"
>>45378From the top of the staircase, Tracy can see that at the end of the staircase the corridor immediately angles to the right and is out of view. She hears complete silence, and can see nothing signiicant.
>>45383"If Fae and Tracy clear us, then yes. But I don't think we have any other choice"
Just wondering, does Tracy get any profane bonuses for being a blackguard fiend in an unhallowed environment?
It was said that turning was limited, but what about rebuking?
>>45385Thez' head pops out of a shadow in the middle of the party. "There's doors, but there's nothing that needs squishing. Not immediately at least."
>>45386*glares*
Writes note and places it on the Ground so Infernius knows to go Right
"Not like he doesn't know that already"
>>45387>>45388"I guess we're accending..."
Anyone wanna go first beside the squishy meatbag?
>>45388[whimpers]
".. Did I do something wrong, Flashy?"
>>45384"... I'm not picking up anything.."
>>45388Oh yes, Infernius flies
HA! in on Uatchit, cuz I can't imagine him doing anything else given the circumstances.
>>45391Do i see the rest of the party?
>>45392You have Darkvision, so probably.
>>45390"No silly. Let's go in first"
Directs horsey
>>45394".. You've seemed awfully angry today, Flashy... It makes me worried.."
>>45390"Don't worry, I snuck by you and checked it out myself! Did you know shadowdancers can hide in plain sight if they're within 5' of a shadow? This whole PLACE is shadows! In any case, I already went down. I didn't try any of them, but there's a door on either side of the hall and one at the end."
>>45393He actually doesn't, but he does have the Daylight spell. Whatever, Tracy should be luminescent and he can hold a torch
>>45395"Yeah I know"
Buries himself in horse fur
>>45397Mintaurs get natural Darkvision.
Their Natural Cunning is also useful in dungeons: like a crawfish in a riverbed.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur >>45392Yes, they're next to a staircase on the right side of the room. Also there's a note on the floor that says "GO RIGHT".
>>45399He doesn't get that full set of racial bonuses it's half-orc race. THAT set of racial bonuses is the equivalent of adding two class levels to a character
>>45401Half-SJWs get Darkvision too.
And why a half-SJW as the base race?
>>45402"No! I'NIS!" and other cautions are heard as Infernius goes Leeroy Jenkins on the left side. Is that seriously what he's doing?
>>45402Lol
>>45403Wow they do. GM said so months ago
>>45402"I was worried if maybe he was too much socialist and not enough nationalist..."