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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45357
>>45355
The stairs do not appear to be man-eating, and have no traps or shenanigens.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45358
45359
"I'm voting left"
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45359
45360 45362
>>45358
"I KNEW YOU LIBERTARIANS WERE SECRET LEFTISTS!"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45360
45361
>>45359
"I meant staircase you fucking retard"
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45361
45365
>>45360
"Uh huh. I'm sure you did."
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45362
45364
>>45359
"Do you feel that?" Fae says to Trump. "This whole place has been unhallowed. Turning will be suppressed. Not fully, but with a big modifier.
T2++T
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No.45363
45365 45366
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to flip coin
Even is left, odd is right
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45364
>>45362
"Thank you for telling me. It does feel almost like democrat senator's office here"
*shivers*
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45365
>>45363
Thats 2 for the left staircase
>>45361
"Oh fuck off and decide"
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45366
45367 45368
>>45363
"I'm okay with left. If its a dead end, we can always go back." Thez says.

Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45367
>>45366
"I just don't want to be split up from my mounts. I'd prefer to have the help of the Cleric and the wizard though. Where is Infernius anyways?"
T2++T
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No.45368
45369 45370 45371 45372 45374
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>45366
>If its a dead end, we can always go back
*death flags spring up*
Tracy goes in first.
Rolling to Listen for enemies.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45369
frqc24q7u96z.jpg
>>45368

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45370
>>45368
FUCKING HELL NICE!
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45371
1510001184425.png
>>45368

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45372
45375 45377
>>45368
Don't go left.
The staircase would collapse under the full weight of the party, and they would in fact be unable to go backward (and some might take damage) if they were to go left.

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45373
45377
All puns intended
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45374
45380
>>45368
*pets horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45375
45376 45381
>>45372
Tracy turns towards the rest of the party with as grim, serious expression.
"Let's not go this way."
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45376
>>45375
"I'll trust ye"
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45377
45379
>>45372
>>45373
"The left choice is the wrong choice, and the right is the right choice. Those are the words you should live by. Have none of you remembered this is a den of leftist senators and justices?"
T2++T
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No.45378
45379 45384
[1d20+21 = 37]
Rolling once again to listen to the other staircase.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45379
45381 45382
>>45377
"Then why didn't they make it seem like right was bad? Something isn't right..."
>>45378
Not bad
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45380
45382
>>45374
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45381
>>45375
Although technically the party can fly or whatever, so they'd still be able to backtrack, but if "walked/crept down" it would be bad.
>>45379
Its not a trap, its that this is old AF and crumbling.
1s5P2
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No.45382
45383
[2d20 = 26]
Rolling for Fae on listen and spot on the right stair case

>>45380
*pets cute giant horsey ears again*

>>45379
"This whole pyramid isn't right... kek, get it? But seriously, they will try everything they can to make the Right look as bad as possible. Don't believe it. It's fake news"

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45383
45385
>>45382
Kek
"So we going up?"
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45384
45390
>>45378
From the top of the staircase, Tracy can see that at the end of the staircase the corridor immediately angles to the right and is out of view. She hears complete silence, and can see nothing signiicant.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45385
45387
>>45383
"If Fae and Tracy clear us, then yes. But I don't think we have any other choice"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45386
45388
Just wondering, does Tracy get any profane bonuses for being a blackguard fiend in an unhallowed environment?
It was said that turning was limited, but what about rebuking?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45387
45389
>>45385
Thez' head pops out of a shadow in the middle of the party. "There's doors, but there's nothing that needs squishing. Not immediately at least."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45388
45389 45390 45391
>>45386
*glares*

Writes note and places it on the Ground so Infernius knows to go Right

"Not like he doesn't know that already"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45389
>>45387
>>45388
"I guess we're accending..."
Anyone wanna go first beside the squishy meatbag?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45390
45394 45396
>>45388
[whimpers]
".. Did I do something wrong, Flashy?"
>>45384
"... I'm not picking up anything.."
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45391
45392
>>45388
Oh yes, Infernius flies HA! in on Uatchit, cuz I can't imagine him doing anything else given the circumstances.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45392
45393 45400
>>45391
Do i see the rest of the party?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45393
45397
>>45392
You have Darkvision, so probably.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45394
45395
>>45390
"No silly. Let's go in first"

Directs horsey
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45395
45397
>>45394
".. You've seemed awfully angry today, Flashy... It makes me worried.."
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45396
>>45390
"Don't worry, I snuck by you and checked it out myself! Did you know shadowdancers can hide in plain sight if they're within 5' of a shadow? This whole PLACE is shadows! In any case, I already went down. I didn't try any of them, but there's a door on either side of the hall and one at the end."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45397
45398 45399
>>45393
He actually doesn't, but he does have the Daylight spell. Whatever, Tracy should be luminescent and he can hold a torch

>>45395
"Yeah I know"

Buries himself in horse fur
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45398
1515794889850-1.png
>>45397

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45399
45401
>>45397
Mintaurs get natural Darkvision.
Their Natural Cunning is also useful in dungeons: like a crawfish in a riverbed.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45400
45402
>>45392
Yes, they're next to a staircase on the right side of the room. Also there's a note on the floor that says "GO RIGHT".
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45401
45403
>>45399
He doesn't get that full set of racial bonuses it's half-orc race. THAT set of racial bonuses is the equivalent of adding two class levels to a character
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45402
45404 45405 45406
>>45400
I go left.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45403
45406
>>45401
Half-SJWs get Darkvision too.
And why a half-SJW as the base race?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45404
>>45402
"INFERNIUS STAHP"
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45405
45407
>>45402
"No! I'NIS!" and other cautions are heard as Infernius goes Leeroy Jenkins on the left side. Is that seriously what he's doing?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45406
45411
INFERNIUS GOT SMOTE.gif
>>45402
Lol

>>45403
Wow they do. GM said so months ago

>>45402
"I was worried if maybe he was too much socialist and not enough nationalist..."