What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45153I was just basing it off of the "Initiative" line beneath the hit dice.
Idk how initiative works...
>>45152Yes
>>45153I think Tracy's faggot is correct on this. FAE has improved initiative as well
>>45155Would 4d6 of damage each round change your mind?
[1d20 = 14]>>45154Oh. Right. Carry on then.
K so final order:
Heads/Trump
Thez
Tails
Fae
Tracy
Torcuil
Rolling for archers/Slovenia
>>45157I don't really care. I just want to get inside.
>>45157Yes
>>45158If one round away, ready attack. If more than one round away, cast bull strength on self and mount (Tracy)
>>45160Yes, 1 round away (especially the way Tracy flies).
The heads start shrieking and spread out toward the advance forces, which seems to be Trump, Tracy, and Fae.
>>45159>>45160Okie dokie, Torc will cast Incendiary cloud on the swarm, surrounding them in a cloud of embers, rolling for first round of damage
[4d6 = 12]
[5d8+20 = 32]
[1d20 = 1]
Thez throws her folding saw, which in flight looks like a bright gold/black tron disk at one of the heads, probably severing it in two unless a 1.
>>45161Oh, those heads and tails
>>45163>unless 1Um, I hate too tell you this...
Tracy extends her chain to increase her threat range, readying an attack.
Thez fumbles her folding saw, and immediately starts cursing cuz there's a dimensional lock and she can't teleport to retrieve it.
The shadowy forms start to move as well, spreading out away from the advancing party, and directing themselves toward the archers and siege operators, muttering jibberish and weird sounds as they do so.
The archers and trebuchet have this move, followed by Fae, then Tracy, then Torcuil.
[3d20 = 49]>>45165Direct Tracy towards Tails forces
>>45166Fae is ordered to charge and Pounce, if possible, in attack on nearest heads. If not, fly and direct towards tails
[1d20 = 3][13d20 = 143]>>45167Cute horse is ordered for fire at mass towards Tails. Do I roll for that? rolling
Archers target tails forces
>>45169Did they get these directions ahead of time, or are you communicating with them somehow?
>>45166Since the group split up lets cast
>>45162 at the shadow things on Torc's turn.
>>45170Eh, I may as well roll for them. Some one has to
>>45172The base of the question is: Are they operating on pre-set orders, or are they acting as you direct them? Because there's a big difference to how they might respond then.
>>45169Trebuchet misses and rebounds off the pyramid into the water. Several of the archers score good hits, but aside from that 20 none are sufficient to lay anyone out.
>>45173He's sticking with the strategy, which Trump would conceivably have relayed to them in advance
>>45173When a Player character has a cohort or followers or NPCs who are allies under their command, these NPCs may be controlled either by the GM, or by the Player who "owns" them. It's the GM's choice in the particular campaign. This GM in this campaign has generally given control to the Player, but really,
someone has to represent these characters
>>45174>Trebuchet missesAww. Can spartans or ghestapo enter and fire other cannons?
Tracy charges forward waiting to get close enough to attack.
If Trump succeeds a Ride check, can he direct her to attack with her natural weapons during his turn?
>>45175It's not a question of who controls them., I was just wondering if they had preset orders or they were waiting for orders.
>>45176What is the DC? I think Trumpaladin should have +20 with the shoes and ten ranks. At least I think it makes sense that he would have ten ranks
Also, direct her to do what exactly?
>>45177Oh. I think they would have a "style" which would be grilled into them ahead of time
So Fae, Tracy, and Torcuil
[3d20 = 40]>>45179If Fae is in range to pounce (160 feet if she can reach by the surface of the pyramid), then pounce on a "head." If not, fly towards Tails
>>45178The DC to control an untrained mount with your knees is 5 (move action). You don't need to roll to control warponies or warhorses though.
Unconscious control is 50 (free action).
>>45180Easily. Fae makes short work of a head.
>>45182With the chain, Tracy has options for targets. Lucky theres lots of them, and more flap and/or float their way out of the breach.
[3d20 = 32]>>45179Tracy makes a full-round attack with her uber-chain.
>>45183I don't know how many or where/what they are, but she attacks the nearest thing.
>>45182"pls try to prioritize Tails, kill them, and get me close enough to one to kill with my sword"
>>45171Tails are coming right for you and likely have more powers than heads. Recommend target them
>>45186Aren't the tails the shadow things? Targeting tails anyway
>>45185>'~Hmmmm.. Did I ever tell you how good your kneecaps felt on my abs, ~Flashy?'>>45183>>45184Tracy complies and targets the tails.
>>45186No, Tails are spreading out toward the archers and siege engines. Its the Heads that are going head-on.
>>45189Yes
>>45190What's Tracy's damage bonus?
>>45189That is correct. That
is what you said earlier. Just wanted to be clear
>>45190>"WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY! STAHP!" >>45191+10 if she receives her full strength bonus
>>45191>damage bonusH-how do I calculate that?
>>45195It's difficult to say because Cauchemar's aren't supposed to use animated chains with their mouths, but the strength bonus on damage from a Cauchemar is +10 on each attack
>>45195Its a combination of Str bonus, and any bonus for the weapon (which the chain has a +5). +10 works, I wanted to know how many hits it would take to kill one of these fuckers. With two strikes (since the 3rd missed) that fells one of them.
For scope, there are about 8 tails spreading out (with more coming) and theres about 8 heads doing likewise, but focusing on Trump, Fae, and Tracy.
So Torcuil, you were gonna cloud-nuke?
[1d20+19 = 34]>>45197She has 35 Str atm, and her chain is a +4 weapon.
>fells one of themCan she cleave that?
Also, can Intimidate be used to taunt enemies towards you, or is that Bluff?
Rolling Bluff
[3d20 = 27]>>45197She can hold the chain with her claw-hands, and it's connected to her bag.
>>45200Cleavin'
>>45199No goddamn it, she doesn't get the full paladin's mount buffs
>>45201You don't get three free shots for one cleave
>>45203You cast Bull's strength on her.
>>45198Yeah, should I roll again?