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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45407
45410 45411
>>45405
Yes.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45409
1512370646967.png
>>45408

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45410
45412
>>45407
>1 int
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45411
>>45407
See pic >>45406

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45412
45415
>>45410
Wait my bad
>-1 wis
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45413
>>45408
Why are my jokes being deleted?!
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45414
45416 45418
Also, roll a saving throw
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45415
45418 45419
>>45412
My wisdom is bretty güd, Desu
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45416
45417 45418 45421
>>45414
[1d20+10 = 12]

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45417
45420 45423
>>45416
Are you rolling fortitude?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45418
45421 45423
>>45414
>Infernius has to roll
>Roll dice

>>45415
This. He's got better statistics than any other party member. It's Tracy with the low wisdom

>>45416
That's a 2. You rolled a 2
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45419
45423
>>45415
Suprising
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45420
>>45417
I rolled dex, its +10 too.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45421
45423
>>45416
Nope.
As Infernius barrels down the left staircase cuz reasons(?) a crumbling sound can be heard beneath him. Luckily, he's in a full on sprint. As he reaches the base of the staircase, he realizes that it has collapsed behind him, but otherwise he's fine.
>>45418
I was allowing the dice to decide it was an ebin fail.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45422
45424
*hears crashing and painful mooing through walls*
*sighs*
".... Stupid bull..."
Tracy continues forward.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45423
45424 45425 45427 45437
>>45417
>>45418
>>45419
>>45421
"Hey guys me okay!"

Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45424
45425 45426 45428
>>45422
TOP KEK

>>45423
"HEY INFERNIUS! GET ON THAT FLY OF YOURS AND FLY UP HERE. JOIN THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45425
45428
>>45423
"Idiot, I'm fucking amazed"
Torc heads up the right staircase, snek once again in tow
>>45424
"Oh, know we're getting puns? Doesn't sound quite right too me..."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45426
45431
>>45424
reeeeeeee don't shout, enemies will hear us.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45427
45429
>>45423
"That fuggin'" Thez says, swiftly and silently diving into a shadow in the direction of the left staircase.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45428
45430 45431 45432
>>45424
>>45425
*yells*
"It fuggin dark down here."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45429
45437
What does the next room/corridor look like?
>>45427
Just asking to know. Thez told Tracy not to become ethereal, but can Tracy even use that ability with the dimensional anchor in place?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45430
>>45428
>darkvision
>Scent
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45431
45433 45434 45435
>>45426
"I'll send a tweet the next time I need to send a private communication between myself and another individual. It's the way I conduct diplomacy with foreign leaders actually"

>>45428
"Yeah, the left is a realm of darkness and ignorance. Use the Daylight spell if you really want to. Or a torch. Or just call a fly and it will help you"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45432
>>45428
"You're about to get left behind"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45433
45434 45436
>>45431
Casting good spells could alert the enemy of our presence though.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45434
45436
>>45433
>>45431
Also, use your detect ebil.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45435
>>45431
"Me will look around down here for a second.
"Thez me about to cast daylight."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45436
45438
>>45434
I'm being conservative. I'll wait until you want me to cast it next to one of those three doors

>>45433
Trump is not stealthy, and doesn't really understand the concept
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45437
45439 45441 45442
>>45423
Infernius hears a "huh", "huah", "tsuu", and Thez skids to the ground next to him.
>>45429
Better point, no. Thank you for reminding me. The area is waft-ish, in that there are layers of dust so fine that they hover in place, resonantly affected by the drats caused by the rupture and the party's interference. This place is old, and scraps of almost weightless debris sifts by on the ground.

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45438
45449
>>45436
>conservative
It's an at-will ability. Use it constantly.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45439
45440
>>45437
"Hey babe."
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45440
45444 45445
>>45439
"Are you sure your uhm,... leg is alright?"
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45441
45458
>>45437
Detect evil, because why not?
T2++T
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No.45442
45458
[1d20+21 = 25]
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>45437
Well, full perception, to start off.
Look for anything any everything.
Spot, Listen
T2++T
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No.45443
[1d20+25 = 43]
And search
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45444
45451 45463
>>45440
"Yea it okay, it feel better. Me about to cast daylight. So be ready okay?
*boops thez*

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45445
45449
>>45440
>leg

Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45446
45447 45449
So where are we going now?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45447
>>45446
Down the dark cooridor
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45448
45450
Tracy advances forward.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45449
45453
>>45438
Holy shit you're right

>>45445
This

>>45446
We have three doors to chose from
T2++T
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No.45450
45458
[1d20+21 = 30]
>>45448
Rolling to move silently.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45451
45454 45455
>>45444
"YOU CAN COME UP ANY TIME YOU KNOW!"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45453
>>45449
[1d3 = 3]
taking the easy way out of this
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45454
45456
>>45451
>[echos]
Reeeeeeee no yelling in the dungeon!
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.45455
45456
>>45451
"There might be treasure down here."
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45456
45457
>>45452
Casts detect evil again to figure out whats on the other side of Torcuil's door, door 3

>>45455
"Fair point"

>>45454
"Don't worry little pony, it's no problem you can't recover from"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45457
45459
>>45456
"What problem?"
*nibbles at arm*
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45458
45459 45462
001.png
>>45441
Fucking everywhere
>>45442
Pic related, rectangles are doors.
>>45450
Finally,…