What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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[1d100 = 18]
Alright. Sorry Infernius can't make it, we'll just say he pulled something while sex.
>>45103
Well, here's the thing. That second shot was a 1, and the dice roll is to determine "how bad".
Alright. Sorry Infernius can't make it, we'll just say he pulled something while sex.
>>45103
Well, here's the thing. That second shot was a 1, and the dice roll is to determine "how bad".
[6d6+10 = 34]
>>45104
Okay, not so bad. The shell failed to fire properly. Only half of the shots hit the target though.
>>45104
Okay, not so bad. The shell failed to fire properly. Only half of the shots hit the target though.
As the smoke from the initial fire dissipates, the flanking engines begin their initial assault. The Pyramid shows cracks and deformation along the barrage point, but appears to be holding together. Thez <whoooof> appears on the ship, alerted to the activity by the obvious cannon-fire.
>>45106
"Hey Thez! Would you mind opperating the cannons for a moment?"
Torc casts meteor swarm at the pyramid
"Hey Thez! Would you mind opperating the cannons for a moment?"
Torc casts meteor swarm at the pyramid
>>45110
"Uhm,... okay,.... What do I do?"
>>45110
Meteor swarm - while a brutally effective spell on hoomans and other things, is not terribly effective against buildings. In fact, it is totally uneffective.
So, while 4 large glowing spheres streak off and collide with the pyramid, resulting in a huge fiery blast,... it appears to have had no effect.
"Uhm,... okay,.... What do I do?"
>>45110
Meteor swarm - while a brutally effective spell on hoomans and other things, is not terribly effective against buildings. In fact, it is totally uneffective.
So, while 4 large glowing spheres streak off and collide with the pyramid, resulting in a huge fiery blast,... it appears to have had no effect.
>>45112
Scaring off the level 7 cleric celestisl during the undead invasion and not waiting a day to do it later. Setting the supply of wood on fire.
Scaring off the level 7 cleric celestisl during the undead invasion and not waiting a day to do it later. Setting the supply of wood on fire.
>>45115
>no effect
No effect? It means that the structure is being bombarded by spheres from 4 different angles now, only one of which actually will cause a breach. And how will they know which one, or that any of them caused a breach, until we are already upon them
>no effect
No effect? It means that the structure is being bombarded by spheres from 4 different angles now, only one of which actually will cause a breach. And how will they know which one, or that any of them caused a breach, until we are already upon them
>>45116
That didn't cause any problems. She only left after the battle was over.
>Setting the supply of wood on fire.
Even if it hadn't been damp, a whole forest doesn't burn that easily. Wood supply was never threatened.
That didn't cause any problems. She only left after the battle was over.
>Setting the supply of wood on fire.
Even if it hadn't been damp, a whole forest doesn't burn that easily. Wood supply was never threatened.
Okay. As the second volley fires, a number of things occur. First and most obvious, is remember that canon that misfired? BOOOM.
Secondly, especially with that 20 there, the second volley successfully rends a hole in the side of the pyramid.
I'm assuming that the assembled siege engines continue their fire, with archers taking position to cover the entrance.
Except on board the airship. The explosion of the second cannon knocks the airship from its position, and the cannons are now pointing the wrong way
Secondly, especially with that 20 there, the second volley successfully rends a hole in the side of the pyramid.
I'm assuming that the assembled siege engines continue their fire, with archers taking position to cover the entrance.
Except on board the airship. The explosion of the second cannon knocks the airship from its position, and the cannons are now pointing the wrong way
>>45119
The battle is going on right now
You intended it to burn the entire forest down, and you said so repeatedly. You were disappointed that it did not have that effect
The battle is going on right now
You intended it to burn the entire forest down, and you said so repeatedly. You were disappointed that it did not have that effect
>>45122
>The battle is going on right now
We'll survive.
>You intended it to burn the entire forest down
>entire
Wrong.
She was only desecrating part of it. Merely making a mess.
>you were disappointed that it did not have that effect
No, I was bummed that Troll didn't show up.
>The battle is going on right now
We'll survive.
>You intended it to burn the entire forest down
>entire
Wrong.
She was only desecrating part of it. Merely making a mess.
>you were disappointed that it did not have that effect
No, I was bummed that Troll didn't show up.
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And it doesn't take long for a response either. Almost immediately, a series of blood-curdling shrieks can be heard emanating from the hole, and a sizeable group of creatures starts to issue from the hole. Some are weird reddish heads that have creepy bat wings and tentacles hanging from them, while others are shadowy forms that don't appear to have any discernable features other than being vaguely humanoid in shape. Both are airborn.
>>45126
Fug, Torc casts Polar ray at the swarm.
Ranged Touch Attack: [1d20 = 9]
Damage: [17d6 = 63]
Ice ice baby
Fug, Torc casts Polar ray at the swarm.
Ranged Touch Attack: [1d20 = 9]
Damage: [17d6 = 63]
Ice ice baby
>>45127
>>45128
>>45129
>>45131
Okay first off, these are undead. They don't fear anything except holy shit. Nice try.
The Generals score several hits, but the distance slows many of the shots down enough that they are avoided.
What kind of munition is the Trebuchet firing? Is it stone or is it pitch (or something else?)
>>45132
Targeting a head or a shade?
>>45128
>>45129
>>45131
Okay first off, these are undead. They don't fear anything except holy shit. Nice try.
The Generals score several hits, but the distance slows many of the shots down enough that they are avoided.
What kind of munition is the Trebuchet firing? Is it stone or is it pitch (or something else?)
>>45132
Targeting a head or a shade?
[1d20 = 20]
[1d20 = 11]
>>45134
The Generals have the far shot feat for range increments of 165 feet, they are firing from up high for a +1, master work bow makes +1 and weapon focus adds plus 1. I would assume the trebuchet would fire a number of stones like grape shot
Also rolling for Fae's initiative
[1d20 = 11]
>>45134
The Generals have the far shot feat for range increments of 165 feet, they are firing from up high for a +1, master work bow makes +1 and weapon focus adds plus 1. I would assume the trebuchet would fire a number of stones like grape shot
Also rolling for Fae's initiative
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[2d20 = 28]
Okay, so amongst the party I'm seeing:
Trump
Thez
>>45138 +6?
Either Tracy or Fae, cuz I need sauce on that +6
The other one of Fae or Tracy
Torcuil
Rolling for heads and tails
Okay, so amongst the party I'm seeing:
Trump
Thez
>>45138 +6?
Either Tracy or Fae, cuz I need sauce on that +6
The other one of Fae or Tracy
Torcuil
Rolling for heads and tails
[1d20 = 1]
>>45146
Both FAE and Tracy have +6 modifiers. I didn't add that to Fae's roll, so Fae is above Tracy. Also, roll for Generals
>>45146
Both FAE and Tracy have +6 modifiers. I didn't add that to Fae's roll, so Fae is above Tracy. Also, roll for Generals
I really need to know if you guys would kill me for obscuring the hellish demon things
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