What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45509This is why Tracy has a 9 wisdom
>>45512FUCK YES! Detect evil on "chests"
>>45513Oh fuck you...
You know Torc's charisma isn't high enough for dust.
[1d20+30 = 43]>>45512Rolling for Seduction on chest
[1d20+25 = 32]>>45512*praises Epona*
Rolling Search to detect traps/mimics before rapidly ransacking chests
>>45518What happens if I hit it with a sword?
Alright, so Infernius and Thez are fighting a trio (its three btw), Tracy and Trump are gettin filthy rich (you guys should roll too).
[4d20 = 47]>>45518Trumpaladin does not know how to open chests in d&d, so he quick draws Sugoito, and hits the chest repeatedly with it
[1d20+2 = 18]>>45521I'm gonna regret this...
Rolling to seduce a mimic
>>45523What should I roll?
>>45517Isn't it customary to open her first?
>>45514'Twas a joke
>>45531But did you see the swduction roll?
>>45525 >>45525I have Torcuil at the back cuz squishy.
>>45527>>45529>>45530Great rolls (maybe not so much for Torcuil, but what happens is,...
... nothing. It'll be a bit before those rolls come into play.
>>45534>a bit>scared>>45535"If anyone is gonna get a blow job from these mimics, it's gonna be me" -Torcuil, 2018
[4d20 = 38]>>45534Trumpaladin kills the not-mimic anyways
NO MERCY!
>>45534... Was that a trap?
>>45537No! Don't fug-up the nice chests.
[4d20 = 52]>>45538I wouldn't except we can't really take it back anyways, and I'm not fully convinced it isn't a mimic or trapped or what have you
Fun fact; chance, skill, ability, or other skill checks can be combined. Meaning, if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once he could, while other characters could multi-chad their way through things.
>>45539ReeeeeeeeeeeI want to keep the chest, mimic or not.
>>45542Alright, Trumpaladin lets mountfu open the chest
her way*mubbles and places suigoto up*
>>45541What does that mean? We could do a single roll for multiple checks?
>if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once>pic related [1d20 = 4]>>45546Example. Thez is rolling for listen, spot, sneak, hide, knowledge: architecture, and
[2d20 = 20]
Rolling combination Grapple on Horse pussy and Ride check
[1d20 = 14]>>45550Wait. That was supposed to be a single roll. Grab'em by the pussy and ride
[1d20 = 15]
Rolling to find a way down not fall on tge way down
>>45551Just to test the several checks at once
Oh come on! Disabling getz again?
>>45553So Torcuil is going left?
>>45559Nun 4
>>45559Infernius displeased Elway with his heresy about GETs
>>45560I guess, he's just trying to find the others at this point. Idk where anyone is
>>45560Tracy dumps the chests in her bag and leaves to examine the next door.
>>45563Dumps the contents or
>>45564And that answers my question
>>45562Tracy and Trump and Fae went this way, into the room on the bottom with gilded things and lots of shiny. Thez and Infernius are at the other, facing 3 wraiths.
>>45564Oh my sides