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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1336 replies and 135 files omitted.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43991
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43993
Torc teleports to the ship
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43994
43995
>>43989
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43995
43997
>>43994
"I Don't understand."
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43997
43999 44446
>>43995
"Desu, neither do I. I will say tho, for the moment we're not attacking one another"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43998
44000
Uhm, can I ask Anonfilly's name?
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43999
44001
>>43997
"He doesn't love you,you know. Nazis can't love."
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44000
44003
>>43998
Twinkle Dirtblossom.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44001
>>43999
"Nice digits"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44002
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44003
>>44000
Cute. Roll a d20
LAy0j
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No.44004
44005
[1d20 = 1]

Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44005
44006
>>44004
>hurts
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44006
44009
>>44005
Is that bad?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44007
44011
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44008
The last mention I see of it is >>34504 →. I ask again about it later but no response
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44009
44010 44012
>>44006
A 1? Yes, yes thats bad.

Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44010
>>44009
What was that for?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44011
44012
>>44007
I'm not sure what you mean.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44012
44013
>>44011
SLEEEP
>>44009
Its bad

Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44013
44014
>>44012
How bad?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44014
44015
>>44013
Its rly not bad, I just make bitches scared of 1s and 20s.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44015
44017
>>44014
Ok so what happens?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44016
44019
okay, so in >>33615 → it's revered to as the Girdle of Giant strength
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44017
44018
>>44015
I never know the answer to that question. Its better that question was not answered.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44018
44021
>>44017
I can handle bad news I'm a big filly.
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44019
44020
>>44016
In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44020
>>44019
I have no idea. This is all news to me
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44021
44022 44023
>>44018
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44022
>>44021
There is no spoon.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44023
44024
>>44021
How many belts or girdles did Thez have?
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44024
44025 44028
>>44023
She could've only worn one.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44025
44026
>>44024
That's not what I asked
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44026
>>44025
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44027
44029 44031
"So seriously, who's here with genuine curiosity?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44028
44030 44031 44039
>>44024
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44029
>>44027
I am
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44030
44034
>>44028
Maybe
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44031
44033 44035 44067
*drags out Cloud-Giant's pelvis and gets to work on carving Trumpaladin's belt buckle*
>>44028
Just make another one. If you collaborated with Tracy and Infernius, it could get done faster (I think).
>>44027
These sees Tracy in the hallway dragging a massive pelvis.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44032
Thez sees*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44033
>>44031
It helps if I use an actual giant's pelvis to carve the giant buckle, right?
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44034
44067
>>44030
Can i make me wish now?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44035
44037
>>44031
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44037
>>44035
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.

Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44038
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics

>*Doot doot*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44039
>>44028
Did she have anything to say? Tracy is in the hallway passing by.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44041
44042
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If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44042
44043
>>44041
Chill. We'll make him another one out of Santa's pelvis. It'll look great.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44043
44046 44049
>>44042
Not chill. Not chill.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44045
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