So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43889"I bet he's literal Hoofler."
>>43890"I met Hoofler once. She wasn't nearly as dumb as that Bull."
>>43890"Oh no, he's a red Minotaur. So are you from Mostar?"
>>43891*kisses pony*
>>43893"No i was born in equestria but i liberated from there by my aunt starlight."
>>43895I don't understand. Why isn't he allowed to be offended at the concept of a female leader?
>>43896"D'aww. You must miss her. I'm sorry that you're away from them now"
>>43899"No. I have enough difficulty restraining
this one"
>>43898>>43895Like is it supposed to be a test to see if anon filly corrects her for an error? Trumpaladin doesn't know anything about hoofler
>>43894She's referring to Aryanne.
She mentioned her in that dialogue with Infernius.
>>43900"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
>>43904Now can Torc kill the Griffon?
>>43904"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
>>43906I don't know about any griffons but keep this bitch away from my waifu
>>43907Idfk, you're the one who mentioned a griffon
>throws ball to snek>snek shoots it"Good snek
>>43910>>43908"Daddy trump can you help me rape torc?"
>>43911"NOPE"
Torc grabs Snek and teleports to the ship again
>>43911"I'm... Not sure how to respond to that"
>>43913Bout ready to meme this fucker to death
>>43914*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
>>43916"Keep that up blue pony and
you will be raped"
>>43917">Not wanting to cum in the filly."
"Where is that skeleton with the whiskey?"
>>43918>raped"You can't >rape the willing, Flashy."
>>43904"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"
>>43920"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
>>43921"Can i have some whiskey?"
>>43924"You're 19, little filly. Way too young."
>>43923>didn't say it cuz wants to be the filly>>43919"That's Bones. Tracy found him somewhere and took possession of him somehow. He's the butler now. Bones, another two drinks."
>dootBones wanders off again. He can't communicate or speak in any discernable way, but he can doot.
>>43923>sleeping"Oh, ~nooo..! I'm so ~afraaaid..!"
>>43928*is disturbed by what she might be implying*
"I guess you win this one..."
>>43928"You don't think I could ever overpower you, do you?"
>>43930"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
>>43931Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
>>43931Bones takes the remaining drink to Anonfilly, dooting sadly at Thez as he does so.
Torc walks back in
"Has anyone seen Infernius? I need to talk to him."
>>43933"But we died right? So what do you do for fun?"
>>43932"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
[1d20 = 9]>>43935Thez chuckles, but maintains composure and says nothing (unless 5 or less)
>>43938"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"