/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal


If you want to see the latest posts from all boards in a convenient way please check out /overboard/

Name
Email
Subject
By clicking New Reply, I acknowledge the existence of the Israeli nuclear arsenal.
Comment
0
Select File / Oekaki
File(s)
Password (For file and/or post deletion.)

9710728-nfl-kansas-city-chiefs-denver-broncos-1-850x560.jpg
John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1336 replies and 133 files omitted.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43890
43892 43893
>>43889
"I bet he's literal Hoofler."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43891
43893
>>43888
>Tracy cannot
Reeeee!
Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43892
43894
>>43890
"I met Hoofler once. She wasn't nearly as dumb as that Bull."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43893
43896
>>43890
"Oh no, he's a red Minotaur. So are you from Mostar?"

>>43891
*kisses pony*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43894
43895 43902
>>43892
"She? She?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43895
43897 43901
>>43894
Dude, 6d chess. Relax
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43896
43897
>>43893
"No i was born in equestria but i liberated from there by my aunt starlight."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43897
43898 43899
>>43895
I don't understand. Why isn't he allowed to be offended at the concept of a female leader?

>>43896
"D'aww. You must miss her. I'm sorry that you're away from them now"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43898
43901
>>43897
As you will
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43899
43900 43903
>>43897
"Can i stab stuff?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43900
43904
>>43899
"No. I have enough difficulty restraining this one"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43901
>>43898
>>43895
Like is it supposed to be a test to see if anon filly corrects her for an error? Trumpaladin doesn't know anything about hoofler
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43902
700162__safe_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armband_ball pit_blonde_computer_exploitable meme_female_game_hat_heart_internet_iwtcird_k.png
>>43894
She's referring to Aryanne.
She mentioned her in that dialogue with Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43903
43905
>>43899
"It's encouraged."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43904
43905 43906 43908 43921
>>43900
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43905
>>43903
>>43904
*death glares*
*to both of them*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43906
43907 43909
>>43904
Now can Torc kill the Griffon?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43907
43910
>>43906
What Griffon?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43908
43911
>>43904
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43909
>>43906
I don't know about any griffons but keep this bitch away from my waifu
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43910
43911
>>43907
Idfk, you're the one who mentioned a griffon
>throws ball to snek
>snek shoots it
"Good snek
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43911
43912 43913 43916
>>43910
>>43908
"Daddy trump can you help me rape torc?"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43912
>>43911
"NOPE"
Torc grabs Snek and teleports to the ship again
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43913
43914 43915
>>43911
"I'm... Not sure how to respond to that"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43914
43917
>>43913
"You people are prudes."
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43915
>>43913
Bout ready to meme this fucker to death
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43916
43918 43922
>>43911
>needing help to >rape Torc
*scroffs at pleb*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43917
43919 43922
>>43914
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43918
43920
>>43916
"Keep that up blue pony and you will be raped"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43919
43926
>>43917
">Not wanting to cum in the filly."
"Where is that skeleton with the whiskey?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43920
43923
>>43918
>raped
"You can't >rape the willing, Flashy."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43921
43922 43924
>>43904
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43922
>>43916
Rude
>>43921
Of course she can
>>43917
>eyes narrow more
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43923
43926 43928
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"

>>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43924
43925
>>43921
"Can i have some whiskey?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43925
>>43924
"You're 19, little filly. Way too young."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43926
43927 43931
>>43923
>didn't say it cuz wants to be the filly
>>43919
"That's Bones. Tracy found him somewhere and took possession of him somehow. He's the butler now. Bones, another two drinks."
>doot
Bones wanders off again. He can't communicate or speak in any discernable way, but he can doot.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43927
>>43926
"Thanks."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43928
43929 43930
stretching.png
>>43923
>sleeping
"Oh, ~nooo..! I'm so ~afraaaid..!"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43929
>>43928
*is disturbed by what she might be implying*

"I guess you win this one..."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43930
43932
>>43928
"You don't think I could ever overpower you, do you?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43931
43933 43934
>>43926
"So what do you do?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43932
43937
implying you wouldn't.png
>>43930
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43933
43936
>>43931
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43934
>>43931
Bones takes the remaining drink to Anonfilly, dooting sadly at Thez as he does so.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43935
43938
Torc walks back in
"Has anyone seen Infernius? I need to talk to him."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43936
43940
>>43933
"But we died right? So what do you do for fun?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43937
>>43932
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
V3o0K
?
No.43938
43939
[1d20 = 9]
>>43935
Thez chuckles, but maintains composure and says nothing (unless 5 or less)
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43939
>>43938
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"